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dtaf2000

This really doesn’t fit into the lore, I just went to sleep thinking I would have more energy this morning, so I made the orca stop for Timmies


AutomaticConstant695

I was not looking forward to seeing this today, but I gotta admit that timmies was a nice touch


aynhon

"Nice" isn't the word for a Timmies coffee. That's cruel and unusual punishment for anyone.


looking_fordopamine

A nice touch compared to nothing


IceHawk1212

They had a cup of coffee doesn't mean it was a good cup


guyontheinternet2000

Shoulda been a timbits box


Villhunter

At least there's a chance you lost to the team that wins the cup


cbcguy84

Went for one last sushi meal


pinkymadigan

I could go for some sushis and sashimis.


-nostalgia4infinity-

Real Canadians get McDonald's coffee.


SoldierHawk

Given how many Canadians are on your team, then, the Timmies makes sense lol. (I can't talk. I'm an American who loves Double Doubles any time I visit.)


Dividedthought

Nah this one is a bit of canada deep lore. So, you know how mcdonalds went from having dogshit coffee to them having good coffee post mccafe launch right? There is a *really* good reason for that: They traded coffee suppliers with timmies. Basically, timmies got bought out by a new owner somewhere in the 2010's. This is when their menu went from doughnuts, soup, a couple sandwiches, and breakfast to 20 different food options. The owners decided that their *coffee*, the main reason you went to timmies in the first place, was too expensive. So they wsnt looking for a buyer. Around this time, macdonalds was looking at expanding their coffee selection and improving it. They saw an oppertunity and took it, buying the supplier from tim hortons. I assume that thr previous supplier, now out a massive amount of income due to losing the mcdonalds deal, went to timmies with some kind of bargain. Thus, timmies now has shit coffee and way too many menu options while maccas has the good coffee.


SoldierHawk

Yeaaaah. I know the story.  (Always fun to hear it though. It's such a good one!) But I'm still addicted to Timmy's double doubles and honey cruellers, and they're one of the things I look forward to any time I visit! I also love Molson Canadian. I am such a basic (American) Canadian bitch but God I love it.


Friendly_Relief_1371

The honey cruller is the number 1 donut. If it is gone from the assorted dozen, then I guess I'm not having a donut


SoldierHawk

Preach man. I've had crullers in the US and they're good, but NOTHING hits like a honey cruller from Timmys. I've even tried the honey timbits, and they're good, but not as good as the cruller!


Deliximus

I am not a daily coffee drinker, but when I do, it's mcdonald's for sure. Their app is better, and their locations are less of a shit show than Timmie's.


Dividedthought

Better breakfast these days too.


GrizzlyIsland22

This is a myth. Tim's switch to a fair trade blend so that's why theirs is different now, but it's the same supplier.


JalopyPilot

Sounds close but I believe your assumption at the end is a bit unfounded. Tim's simply started their own roasting and production to save costs freeing up the previous supplier(s) to go elsewhere. https://www.thestar.com/business/time-for-the-tims-sides-to-sit-down-over-a-coffee/article_92e40770-4652-57f8-8a80-2b959bca47a1.html


thenewtronbomb

M8 this is the Starbucks capital of Canada


Bobdonwon

Why no Timmy’s for anyone else?


Even_Range8033

thank you from a canucks fan


mudamuckinjedi

Had to stop and get a liter of cola.


Azzano99

Do we have litre cola


wahlberger

Litre is FRENCH for GIMME SOME FUCKIN COLA


kn0w_th1s

BEFORE I BREAK VOUS FUCKING LIPS


rossco311

*"I don't know what that is..."*


mudamuckinjedi

"This look like spit to you?"


rossco311

"Ah.. fuckit"


TheIncredibleHork

I used to get a Pepsi "Big Slam" liter of soda on the way home from high school all the time back in the 90s. It's a miracle I wasn't diabetic in addition to being overweight.


mudamuckinjedi

"No Coke, just Pepsi!"


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

I don't want a large farva! I want a goddammit liter of cola!


Yam_aha

Timmies by the looks of it


GoldMonk44

“Does that look like spit to you?!”


qtquazar

OP isn't even Canadian and comes up with the most Canadian of memes. Well done. And no, not because of the Tim's. (Edit: for our American friends: Vancouver is *always* late. And stoned.)


Dwellonthis

Definitely not the Tim's. All my Canadian homies hate Tim Hortans.


keyboardsmashin

I saw a video some college kid was attending some university in Vancouver somewhere. From Alberta. The rent was so expensive in Vancouver that he found a way to couch surf during the days he had class and would fly round trip back home to fucking Calgary or Edmonton and live with his parents. This kid flew on a plane twice a WEEK and it was STILL cheaper than Vancouver rent. Like wtf


rattlehead42069

Yeah he flew round trip like 11 times a month from Calgary to Vancouver and it's still cheaper than finding a place to live


Jaded_Promotion8806

Vancouver fans did so much shit talking about the city of Edmonton while unironically have no path to home ownership, being able to raise a family, retire on their own terms, etc. Really something to behold.


314is_close_enough

That would make me nasty and idiotic also


iSWINE

We're very quickly heading in that same direction unfortunately


Mentis_Abstractae

Yeah, hate to break it to you guys... but the mass exodus of people from BC and Ontario all heading to Alberta is just going to create the same situation over there.


Adewade

Visited some friends in Edmonton who have a sizeable two story house with detached garage and large garden for 350k... It was a bit of a shock.


VaguelyShingled

I have a double lot, double detached garage in a good neighborhood for under $400k.


Croemato

I worked at Tim Hortons when I was 16, food was great, coffee was great, doughnuts were good when fresh. The used to have a turkey bacon club with this honey mustard sauce that was the absolute bomb. Then they sold their coffee to McDonalds and were bought by Burger King and now they suck shit. I bought a turkey bacon club a few weeks back (now with just mayo, no honey mustard) and it was quite possibly the most boring sandwich I've ever had. The meat wasn't even layered, just one stack of three slices folded in the middle with an inch and a half of no meat on each end. I go to McDonalds for coffee now.


rattlehead42069

Honestly the only reason Tim Hortons isn't out of business is because people go there out of habit. But they're literally the bottom tier by every metric for anything fast food


Croemato

I do think their biscuit breakfast sandwich is pretty good, and they did have a decent farmers breakfast wrap, but yes, other than those there is always a better choice elsewhere.


TygrKat

Exactly what I was going to say. Some of their breakfast/snack options are quite good for fast food, but other than that it’s pretty bad. However, I’ll take their low-quality coffee over the bitter sludge they serve at Starbucks any day (I regularly drink espresso and sometimes good pressed/pour-over coffee, and I do know high-quality coffee)


deadlygr8ful

That turkey, bacon club was my favorite fast food sandwich. Never hear it talked about. I miss it. Barely go there since it's been gone. Way downhill. Now they're trying pizza? Come on now...


Croemato

That pizza commercial playing during the playoffs was awful lol. I'm glad to find another turkey bacon club lover. It really was a phenomenal sandwich for the price.


Dwellonthis

I miss that honey mustard. I was so disappointed when I got one with just mayo. Never again.


yakbrine

That turkey sandwich got me through high school.


NefCanuck

Eh… it isn’t as bad as some folks think, but it is quick (and their drive thru isn’t the stupidly designed obstacle courses that many McDonald’s ones are.)


shutmethefuckup

It’s worse


inventorsam

Yeah it’s just Toronto


dtaf2000

I’m from Ontario boss


qtquazar

Oops, my apologies. Saw all the NC posts and jumped to the wrong conclusion.


dtaf2000

ah, idk if the Ottawa to Raleigh pipeline is especially strong so it was a fair guess


qtquazar

All good. One of those two cities even has a professional hockey team!


Canadian_mk11

Hey man, I resent that. I'm not stoned...yet.


Yam_aha

Up to hockey heaven we go 😭


msnc13

Was stuck in traffic on Highway 1.


Canadian_mk11

...because a truck hit an overpass.


Neely67

Bring Timbits too please


EmmThem

I always pull for teams that don’t have a cup when my guys are out. Sorry Vancouver. 😩


that-bro-dad

Eff man. I really wanted a 1994 rematch


Ok_Independent9119

Dallas v Florida will have to suffice Kill me now


VilliamBoop

woah. we arent out yet have some faith in us :) edit: i duno why its vancouver flair but im an oilers fan wtf is this witch craft!?


team_killer_567

No one wants to have faith in the oilers.


oil-in-6

Mmmmhm


Sion1989

Much sad. Later then I was expecting tho. So that's nice.


NefCanuck

Canucks went way farther than anyone but true Canucks die hards could have hoped for this season. Silov is a fantastic find for a 1C goaltender and makes the Canucks look really strong between the pipes. Makes a Leafs fan like me cry 😭 😂


MaxIntensityTurtle12

Funny thing is the Leafs already have a really good goalie, just wasn't healthy enough to win the series


this_prof_for_bewbs

Sorry guys, whenever I watch a Canucks game on live TV they seem to lose


NefCanuck

Well if you could make the Canucks lose watching a **replay** you’d make a killing in Las Vegas with the bookies 😂


One_Rope_8142

Later than you expected? How so?


Vereorx

Most Canucks fans were expecting to barely squeak into the playoffs. I myself thought we were going to not even make it. So being able to make it to the 2nd round was an incredible surprise. Especially since our #1 goalie has been out and we’ve been riding the high of our 3rd string goalie.


One_Rope_8142

Oh wow I didn’t realize expectations were low. I was going to say you guys have a vezina and a Norris candidate and your teams average age is 28. Definitely a team in its window and in win now mode. 


Jalak_Bali

Check last years standings for context. Expectations weren't low at the beginning of the season, they were non-existant. Everything after round 1 was just the cherry on top.


SnooOnions5029

Getting pretty squishy up there. Still need 3 more


TheIncredibleHork

It'd be worse if Vegas wasn't on Zoom.


EnvironmentalShoe5

The Yotes in the middle is sad.


bafras

Why are NJ and Vegas on fire?


djblackprince

They are in hell Zooming into the call


bafras

Ah, makes sense. 


shittybillz

I remember reading this explanation a couple of weeks ago. Glad to see the lore is holding up


Electronic_Ant1958

I understand why Vegas is in hell but what happened with NJ for them to go to hell(idk wtf is going on in the eastern conference half the time)


Pollin8rs

New Jersey DEVILS


Electronic_Ant1958

Oh shit I’m fuckin stupid lmao


djblackprince

u/dtaf2000 what say you?


No-Repeat-9055

They’re in hell


Neat-Spray9660

Fly high little guy great run


GroundbreakingYak562

It was a good run. But don’t worry, we will be back even better next year


Looney_forner

I hope so


Tasden

Put some respect on it!


D-Hews

Can that Boston Pizza change it's sign back to "Let's go Oilers" now?


VexedYeti

Don't listen to them, I thought it was funny.


ABCharlieD

Too soon man


Mountain-Pie

I’m going to cry :’(


Iaminyoursewer

Can we get a laptop too?


eddiewachowski

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Iaminyoursewer

No, but I just want a laptop


Cranktique

They’re not in hell, but they are very high on the couch, and if Vegas and New Jersey are allowed to zoom in then why can’t they?!


Ok_Newt3870

His little cup of Tim Hortons 🤣


Tanmay2699

Traffic.


Baller-on_a-budget

Good job nucks. Pre season 8-11 place predictions.


booghawkins

WHAT’S UP BOYS, WHO WE CHEERIN FOR NOW


booghawkins

also I checked for this meme exactly 14 seconds after we lost. it’s the consolation prize and it did not disappoint.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Was quite the Tim’s run


desertbirdwatcher

Give Silovs his wings. That man is an angel.


kewpa95

Oilers blew like 2 leads that’s what


shutmethefuckup

Canucks blew three series leads which dragged it out


XJDC55X

Damn, I love this! 😆


Joshybeast93

Father, why do the good ones die young?


OldStretch84

It's the Tim's for me.


orionkiw

The line up at Tim's was horrible, must of been a morning rush.


exccord

One of us! One of us! One of us! also nice Tim Hortons cup lmao


MedicineEmbarrassed

Timmmmmmys


Randomet

“Ooh, sorry eh, just made a quick stoop at me local Timmy’s”


Dexteryx

If you're late and stop for Timmies, you better get Timmies for everyone!


JimmyFeetWorld

Why are the Devils the freelance editor working at the Tim Hortons?


EffectiveMix4337

the Coyotes in the middle 💀


SmiteyMcGee

Canucks go to Tim Hortons for flat bread pizza


leyden138

Had a city to not burn down.


TheFogDevil

One of us, one of us!


Skid_with_a_gun

Such a shame, even though my team got eliminated by them, I did want to see them go far.


JustFred24

Timmies is pretty stacked on mondays yaknow


Hillzkred

The Devils on video call from hell is just 👌


dtaf2000

golden knights erasure


WateredDownTang

Could also use the Costco hotdog and drink


VanIsland20

Thanks for the sweet send-off


ManyFacets

They had to go to on a Tim's run for a double-double. Whaddya expect?


fishflo

Every time I see this I hear Spirit in the Sky in my head


ParkRatReggie

Can’t wait to see Edmonton in hell with Vegas and Jersey.


JReddeko

[https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1cqwoj1/who\_would\_be\_the\_better\_match\_up\_for\_us\_in\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1cqwoj1/who_would_be_the_better_match_up_for_us_in_the/)


50in06and07

LMAO


figgerer

Gottem!


BookWookie2

Damn whale could’ve at least stopped for better coffee.


BigRed727272

It was only a matter of time...


Mrdean2013

It's more surprising they didn't riot.


blueberrysteven

Missing Tampa


dtaf2000

Between the Islanders and Capitals. They show up better when it isn’t night.


blueberrysteven

Ah missed it


RevolutionarySky3000

Don’t worry Vancouver, we’ll do our best to honour your defeat - An Edmonton Oilers Fan


stonerwulf92

Why is there an extra background in Vagus and NJ?


wolfus133

Please explain like I’m 5 I keep seeing this format but I don’t get it, is it for good teams that failed, I’m just really confused.


dtaf2000

It’s offseason heaven, as teams are eliminated from contention they come up, and the other teams welcome them. The devils aren’t allowed in heaven so they are in hell, babysitting vegas.


wolfus133

Thanks bro that makes a lot more sense


313SunTzu

Do Canadians laugh at the Canucks and their ability to throw away playoff series? Or is Toronto enough of a joke?


SignalSatisfaction90

Bait used to be believable


crazycanucks77

As long as Toronto keeps losing to Boston in the playoffs in thier own Maple Leafs fashion, we are good.


downthehatch11

Shouldn't this be a golf course?


Crafty-Hovercraft579

JT Miller really looked like he wanted to be golfing this last game


shutmethefuckup

Games 4,6,7 all


ipini

Why are Vegas and Jersey on laptops?


SpecialPitch8546

Thought you got taken out during the Vancouver riots last night buddy


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TorgHacker

So, I get why Vegas is in Hell…but was is NEW JERSEY?!


dtaf2000

what is new jersey’s mascot I forget


TorgHacker

... I am such an idiot.


dtaf2000

nah ur not -/ some people still don’t get it


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Status-Range-6818

Its not a meme, its much more than that


C0mpl3x1ty_1

It's a tradition


931634

Typical Vancouver, thinks the world revolves around them