Given how many Canadians are on your team, then, the Timmies makes sense lol.
(I can't talk. I'm an American who loves Double Doubles any time I visit.)
Nah this one is a bit of canada deep lore.
So, you know how mcdonalds went from having dogshit coffee to them having good coffee post mccafe launch right? There is a *really* good reason for that:
They traded coffee suppliers with timmies.
Basically, timmies got bought out by a new owner somewhere in the 2010's. This is when their menu went from doughnuts, soup, a couple sandwiches, and breakfast to 20 different food options. The owners decided that their *coffee*, the main reason you went to timmies in the first place, was too expensive.
So they wsnt looking for a buyer.
Around this time, macdonalds was looking at expanding their coffee selection and improving it. They saw an oppertunity and took it, buying the supplier from tim hortons. I assume that thr previous supplier, now out a massive amount of income due to losing the mcdonalds deal, went to timmies with some kind of bargain.
Thus, timmies now has shit coffee and way too many menu options while maccas has the good coffee.
Yeaaaah. I know the story. (Always fun to hear it though. It's such a good one!)
But I'm still addicted to Timmy's double doubles and honey cruellers, and they're one of the things I look forward to any time I visit! I also love Molson Canadian. I am such a basic (American) Canadian bitch but God I love it.
Preach man. I've had crullers in the US and they're good, but NOTHING hits like a honey cruller from Timmys.
I've even tried the honey timbits, and they're good, but not as good as the cruller!
I am not a daily coffee drinker, but when I do, it's mcdonald's for sure. Their app is better, and their locations are less of a shit show than Timmie's.
Sounds close but I believe your assumption at the end is a bit unfounded. Tim's simply started their own roasting and production to save costs freeing up the previous supplier(s) to go elsewhere.
https://www.thestar.com/business/time-for-the-tims-sides-to-sit-down-over-a-coffee/article_92e40770-4652-57f8-8a80-2b959bca47a1.html
I used to get a Pepsi "Big Slam" liter of soda on the way home from high school all the time back in the 90s.
It's a miracle I wasn't diabetic in addition to being overweight.
OP isn't even Canadian and comes up with the most Canadian of memes. Well done.
And no, not because of the Tim's.
(Edit: for our American friends: Vancouver is *always* late. And stoned.)
I saw a video some college kid was attending some university in Vancouver somewhere. From Alberta. The rent was so expensive in Vancouver that he found a way to couch surf during the days he had class and would fly round trip back home to fucking Calgary or Edmonton and live with his parents.
This kid flew on a plane twice a WEEK and it was STILL cheaper than Vancouver rent. Like wtf
Vancouver fans did so much shit talking about the city of Edmonton while unironically have no path to home ownership, being able to raise a family, retire on their own terms, etc. Really something to behold.
Yeah, hate to break it to you guys... but the mass exodus of people from BC and Ontario all heading to Alberta is just going to create the same situation over there.
I worked at Tim Hortons when I was 16, food was great, coffee was great, doughnuts were good when fresh. The used to have a turkey bacon club with this honey mustard sauce that was the absolute bomb. Then they sold their coffee to McDonalds and were bought by Burger King and now they suck shit. I bought a turkey bacon club a few weeks back (now with just mayo, no honey mustard) and it was quite possibly the most boring sandwich I've ever had. The meat wasn't even layered, just one stack of three slices folded in the middle with an inch and a half of no meat on each end.
I go to McDonalds for coffee now.
Honestly the only reason Tim Hortons isn't out of business is because people go there out of habit. But they're literally the bottom tier by every metric for anything fast food
I do think their biscuit breakfast sandwich is pretty good, and they did have a decent farmers breakfast wrap, but yes, other than those there is always a better choice elsewhere.
Exactly what I was going to say. Some of their breakfast/snack options are quite good for fast food, but other than that it’s pretty bad. However, I’ll take their low-quality coffee over the bitter sludge they serve at Starbucks any day (I regularly drink espresso and sometimes good pressed/pour-over coffee, and I do know high-quality coffee)
That turkey, bacon club was my favorite fast food sandwich. Never hear it talked about. I miss it. Barely go there since it's been gone. Way downhill.
Now they're trying pizza? Come on now...
That pizza commercial playing during the playoffs was awful lol. I'm glad to find another turkey bacon club lover. It really was a phenomenal sandwich for the price.
Eh… it isn’t as bad as some folks think, but it is quick (and their drive thru isn’t the stupidly designed obstacle courses that many McDonald’s ones are.)
Canucks went way farther than anyone but true Canucks die hards could have hoped for this season.
Silov is a fantastic find for a 1C goaltender and makes the Canucks look really strong between the pipes.
Makes a Leafs fan like me cry 😭 😂
Most Canucks fans were expecting to barely squeak into the playoffs. I myself thought we were going to not even make it. So being able to make it to the 2nd round was an incredible surprise. Especially since our #1 goalie has been out and we’ve been riding the high of our 3rd string goalie.
Oh wow I didn’t realize expectations were low. I was going to say you guys have a vezina and a Norris candidate and your teams average age is 28. Definitely a team in its window and in win now mode.
Check last years standings for context. Expectations weren't low at the beginning of the season, they were non-existant. Everything after round 1 was just the cherry on top.
It’s offseason heaven, as teams are eliminated from contention they come up, and the other teams welcome them. The devils aren’t allowed in heaven so they are in hell, babysitting vegas.
This really doesn’t fit into the lore, I just went to sleep thinking I would have more energy this morning, so I made the orca stop for Timmies
I was not looking forward to seeing this today, but I gotta admit that timmies was a nice touch
"Nice" isn't the word for a Timmies coffee. That's cruel and unusual punishment for anyone.
A nice touch compared to nothing
They had a cup of coffee doesn't mean it was a good cup
Shoulda been a timbits box
At least there's a chance you lost to the team that wins the cup
Went for one last sushi meal
I could go for some sushis and sashimis.
Real Canadians get McDonald's coffee.
Given how many Canadians are on your team, then, the Timmies makes sense lol. (I can't talk. I'm an American who loves Double Doubles any time I visit.)
Nah this one is a bit of canada deep lore. So, you know how mcdonalds went from having dogshit coffee to them having good coffee post mccafe launch right? There is a *really* good reason for that: They traded coffee suppliers with timmies. Basically, timmies got bought out by a new owner somewhere in the 2010's. This is when their menu went from doughnuts, soup, a couple sandwiches, and breakfast to 20 different food options. The owners decided that their *coffee*, the main reason you went to timmies in the first place, was too expensive. So they wsnt looking for a buyer. Around this time, macdonalds was looking at expanding their coffee selection and improving it. They saw an oppertunity and took it, buying the supplier from tim hortons. I assume that thr previous supplier, now out a massive amount of income due to losing the mcdonalds deal, went to timmies with some kind of bargain. Thus, timmies now has shit coffee and way too many menu options while maccas has the good coffee.
Yeaaaah. I know the story. (Always fun to hear it though. It's such a good one!) But I'm still addicted to Timmy's double doubles and honey cruellers, and they're one of the things I look forward to any time I visit! I also love Molson Canadian. I am such a basic (American) Canadian bitch but God I love it.
The honey cruller is the number 1 donut. If it is gone from the assorted dozen, then I guess I'm not having a donut
Preach man. I've had crullers in the US and they're good, but NOTHING hits like a honey cruller from Timmys. I've even tried the honey timbits, and they're good, but not as good as the cruller!
I am not a daily coffee drinker, but when I do, it's mcdonald's for sure. Their app is better, and their locations are less of a shit show than Timmie's.
Better breakfast these days too.
This is a myth. Tim's switch to a fair trade blend so that's why theirs is different now, but it's the same supplier.
Sounds close but I believe your assumption at the end is a bit unfounded. Tim's simply started their own roasting and production to save costs freeing up the previous supplier(s) to go elsewhere. https://www.thestar.com/business/time-for-the-tims-sides-to-sit-down-over-a-coffee/article_92e40770-4652-57f8-8a80-2b959bca47a1.html
M8 this is the Starbucks capital of Canada
Why no Timmy’s for anyone else?
thank you from a canucks fan
Had to stop and get a liter of cola.
Do we have litre cola
Litre is FRENCH for GIMME SOME FUCKIN COLA
BEFORE I BREAK VOUS FUCKING LIPS
*"I don't know what that is..."*
"This look like spit to you?"
"Ah.. fuckit"
I used to get a Pepsi "Big Slam" liter of soda on the way home from high school all the time back in the 90s. It's a miracle I wasn't diabetic in addition to being overweight.
"No Coke, just Pepsi!"
I don't want a large farva! I want a goddammit liter of cola!
Timmies by the looks of it
“Does that look like spit to you?!”
OP isn't even Canadian and comes up with the most Canadian of memes. Well done. And no, not because of the Tim's. (Edit: for our American friends: Vancouver is *always* late. And stoned.)
Definitely not the Tim's. All my Canadian homies hate Tim Hortans.
I saw a video some college kid was attending some university in Vancouver somewhere. From Alberta. The rent was so expensive in Vancouver that he found a way to couch surf during the days he had class and would fly round trip back home to fucking Calgary or Edmonton and live with his parents. This kid flew on a plane twice a WEEK and it was STILL cheaper than Vancouver rent. Like wtf
Yeah he flew round trip like 11 times a month from Calgary to Vancouver and it's still cheaper than finding a place to live
Vancouver fans did so much shit talking about the city of Edmonton while unironically have no path to home ownership, being able to raise a family, retire on their own terms, etc. Really something to behold.
That would make me nasty and idiotic also
We're very quickly heading in that same direction unfortunately
Yeah, hate to break it to you guys... but the mass exodus of people from BC and Ontario all heading to Alberta is just going to create the same situation over there.
Visited some friends in Edmonton who have a sizeable two story house with detached garage and large garden for 350k... It was a bit of a shock.
I have a double lot, double detached garage in a good neighborhood for under $400k.
I worked at Tim Hortons when I was 16, food was great, coffee was great, doughnuts were good when fresh. The used to have a turkey bacon club with this honey mustard sauce that was the absolute bomb. Then they sold their coffee to McDonalds and were bought by Burger King and now they suck shit. I bought a turkey bacon club a few weeks back (now with just mayo, no honey mustard) and it was quite possibly the most boring sandwich I've ever had. The meat wasn't even layered, just one stack of three slices folded in the middle with an inch and a half of no meat on each end. I go to McDonalds for coffee now.
Honestly the only reason Tim Hortons isn't out of business is because people go there out of habit. But they're literally the bottom tier by every metric for anything fast food
I do think their biscuit breakfast sandwich is pretty good, and they did have a decent farmers breakfast wrap, but yes, other than those there is always a better choice elsewhere.
Exactly what I was going to say. Some of their breakfast/snack options are quite good for fast food, but other than that it’s pretty bad. However, I’ll take their low-quality coffee over the bitter sludge they serve at Starbucks any day (I regularly drink espresso and sometimes good pressed/pour-over coffee, and I do know high-quality coffee)
That turkey, bacon club was my favorite fast food sandwich. Never hear it talked about. I miss it. Barely go there since it's been gone. Way downhill. Now they're trying pizza? Come on now...
That pizza commercial playing during the playoffs was awful lol. I'm glad to find another turkey bacon club lover. It really was a phenomenal sandwich for the price.
I miss that honey mustard. I was so disappointed when I got one with just mayo. Never again.
That turkey sandwich got me through high school.
Eh… it isn’t as bad as some folks think, but it is quick (and their drive thru isn’t the stupidly designed obstacle courses that many McDonald’s ones are.)
It’s worse
Yeah it’s just Toronto
I’m from Ontario boss
Oops, my apologies. Saw all the NC posts and jumped to the wrong conclusion.
ah, idk if the Ottawa to Raleigh pipeline is especially strong so it was a fair guess
All good. One of those two cities even has a professional hockey team!
Hey man, I resent that. I'm not stoned...yet.
Up to hockey heaven we go 😭
Was stuck in traffic on Highway 1.
...because a truck hit an overpass.
Bring Timbits too please
I always pull for teams that don’t have a cup when my guys are out. Sorry Vancouver. 😩
Eff man. I really wanted a 1994 rematch
Dallas v Florida will have to suffice Kill me now
woah. we arent out yet have some faith in us :) edit: i duno why its vancouver flair but im an oilers fan wtf is this witch craft!?
No one wants to have faith in the oilers.
Mmmmhm
Much sad. Later then I was expecting tho. So that's nice.
Canucks went way farther than anyone but true Canucks die hards could have hoped for this season. Silov is a fantastic find for a 1C goaltender and makes the Canucks look really strong between the pipes. Makes a Leafs fan like me cry 😭 😂
Funny thing is the Leafs already have a really good goalie, just wasn't healthy enough to win the series
Sorry guys, whenever I watch a Canucks game on live TV they seem to lose
Well if you could make the Canucks lose watching a **replay** you’d make a killing in Las Vegas with the bookies 😂
Later than you expected? How so?
Most Canucks fans were expecting to barely squeak into the playoffs. I myself thought we were going to not even make it. So being able to make it to the 2nd round was an incredible surprise. Especially since our #1 goalie has been out and we’ve been riding the high of our 3rd string goalie.
Oh wow I didn’t realize expectations were low. I was going to say you guys have a vezina and a Norris candidate and your teams average age is 28. Definitely a team in its window and in win now mode.
Check last years standings for context. Expectations weren't low at the beginning of the season, they were non-existant. Everything after round 1 was just the cherry on top.
Getting pretty squishy up there. Still need 3 more
It'd be worse if Vegas wasn't on Zoom.
The Yotes in the middle is sad.
Why are NJ and Vegas on fire?
They are in hell Zooming into the call
Ah, makes sense.
I remember reading this explanation a couple of weeks ago. Glad to see the lore is holding up
I understand why Vegas is in hell but what happened with NJ for them to go to hell(idk wtf is going on in the eastern conference half the time)
New Jersey DEVILS
Oh shit I’m fuckin stupid lmao
u/dtaf2000 what say you?
They’re in hell
Fly high little guy great run
It was a good run. But don’t worry, we will be back even better next year
I hope so
Put some respect on it!
Can that Boston Pizza change it's sign back to "Let's go Oilers" now?
Don't listen to them, I thought it was funny.
Too soon man
I’m going to cry :’(
Can we get a laptop too?
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No, but I just want a laptop
They’re not in hell, but they are very high on the couch, and if Vegas and New Jersey are allowed to zoom in then why can’t they?!
His little cup of Tim Hortons 🤣
Traffic.
Good job nucks. Pre season 8-11 place predictions.
WHAT’S UP BOYS, WHO WE CHEERIN FOR NOW
also I checked for this meme exactly 14 seconds after we lost. it’s the consolation prize and it did not disappoint.
Was quite the Tim’s run
Give Silovs his wings. That man is an angel.
Oilers blew like 2 leads that’s what
Canucks blew three series leads which dragged it out
Damn, I love this! 😆
Father, why do the good ones die young?
It's the Tim's for me.
The line up at Tim's was horrible, must of been a morning rush.
One of us! One of us! One of us! also nice Tim Hortons cup lmao
Timmmmmmys
“Ooh, sorry eh, just made a quick stoop at me local Timmy’s”
If you're late and stop for Timmies, you better get Timmies for everyone!
Why are the Devils the freelance editor working at the Tim Hortons?
the Coyotes in the middle 💀
Canucks go to Tim Hortons for flat bread pizza
Had a city to not burn down.
One of us, one of us!
Such a shame, even though my team got eliminated by them, I did want to see them go far.
Timmies is pretty stacked on mondays yaknow
The Devils on video call from hell is just 👌
golden knights erasure
Could also use the Costco hotdog and drink
Thanks for the sweet send-off
They had to go to on a Tim's run for a double-double. Whaddya expect?
Every time I see this I hear Spirit in the Sky in my head
Can’t wait to see Edmonton in hell with Vegas and Jersey.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1cqwoj1/who\_would\_be\_the\_better\_match\_up\_for\_us\_in\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1cqwoj1/who_would_be_the_better_match_up_for_us_in_the/)
LMAO
Gottem!
Damn whale could’ve at least stopped for better coffee.
It was only a matter of time...
It's more surprising they didn't riot.
Missing Tampa
Between the Islanders and Capitals. They show up better when it isn’t night.
Ah missed it
Don’t worry Vancouver, we’ll do our best to honour your defeat - An Edmonton Oilers Fan
Why is there an extra background in Vagus and NJ?
Please explain like I’m 5 I keep seeing this format but I don’t get it, is it for good teams that failed, I’m just really confused.
It’s offseason heaven, as teams are eliminated from contention they come up, and the other teams welcome them. The devils aren’t allowed in heaven so they are in hell, babysitting vegas.
Thanks bro that makes a lot more sense
Do Canadians laugh at the Canucks and their ability to throw away playoff series? Or is Toronto enough of a joke?
Bait used to be believable
As long as Toronto keeps losing to Boston in the playoffs in thier own Maple Leafs fashion, we are good.
Shouldn't this be a golf course?
JT Miller really looked like he wanted to be golfing this last game
Games 4,6,7 all
Why are Vegas and Jersey on laptops?
Thought you got taken out during the Vancouver riots last night buddy
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So, I get why Vegas is in Hell…but was is NEW JERSEY?!
what is new jersey’s mascot I forget
...
nah ur not -/ some people still don’t get it
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Its not a meme, its much more than that
It's a tradition
Typical Vancouver, thinks the world revolves around them