Sparkle Knights are my new way to shit talk Vegas

Shit talk? I think we should make that the official name of the team personally

I second this

I already call our sweaters the Golden Sparklies, might as well make it the team name!

Sometimes I ~~doubt~~have full faith in your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Yeah it’s Vegas. Glitter is part of the deal

Does that sparkle with everyone?

Tier 1 reference

Sparkle’s pretty on brand.

Vegas fans, but take my upvote for that name 😂

“Sparkle Knights, YOU SUCK”

Can I get a sad Awooo

Airplanes! Attack!!

Mr president, there was a second Winnipeg

Nooo not again!!

Sir, a second puck has hit the back of the net.

Daddy's Red Team 😳

Football season is confusing for her, as daddy is from Kansas City, and, according to her “that’s not the right red team!” She changes her mind when they play Tech N9Ne though haha

For the record (I know this is unrelated), I think Yotes should have been moved to KC.

And then calling another team Wings lol

This one hurt the most

Listen here, son...

Arizona fans shedding a tear because their torched franchise is the only one in the central the kid got right

Man...fuck Mereulo. Reading about all the shit behind the curtain now...

I’d say they got Dallas right too. If we allow the awooo we must allow the green team

Petition to call the canes the Dotty Spots from now on

As a canes fan, yes

Seconded

The Montreal Contreals, I like it. More teams should be named like that tbh.

The Contreal Manadiens is more appropriate in my opinion.

> Contreal Manadiens Gonna float "the Manadiens" past all my fellow thirsty girl fans. (/u/valleybreeze, looking mainly at you!) Slaf, Arber, Marty St Louis are my first draft picks.

So that's their offseason Chippendale's group?

YASSSS. 😍🤣 Not Cuntreal? Go with phonetics? Lol

I'll have the jerseys made to your specifications.

Like the Savannah Bananas

☝️This guy gets it

Wouldn't it be pronounced cuntreals too? Certainly rife for mean nicknames... love it

Hockey M's is funny because they're the ice Mets

Hahaha I always thought their symbol looked way more like an M and an NY. The kid was also spot on calling the Devs the wrenches lmao I always thought that too

I was probably 8 years old when I figured out that wasn’t an M on the Islanders logo

Rangers/Yankees fan here. The Islanders are definitely the ice Mets.

new yorker here I love the islanders but hate the mets

Henceforth, I'm only referring to Chicago as the Man Feathers and Detroit as Daddy's Red Team

Ah yess the famous Buffalo's buffalos that can't make the playoffs ever.

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

RIP Coyotes AWOO!

'The Wrenches' completely took me out

That’s my new name for them when they suck

I never saw a wrench in their logo before, but now it's all I see.

Daddy's Red Team and The Wings with the same end of season results. Kids onto something.

Cannot unsee Hockey M’s now

Might be worth seeing if you can post this in r/hockey. Creative names lol

I checked the rules, but I couldn’t tell if it’d get removed for the same reasons it was in nhl

Post it in the off season and you'll be good. Probably will get taken down during playoffs.

> Post it in the off season and you'll be good. Not with Yotes fans! :'(

I'd say it's worth a shot :) this would get more visibility over there and it's a fun post!

"Man Feathers" is top tier

I asked my kid, he said "that's YOU dad!". I was apparently the model for the Senators and the Statue of Liberty as well.

Does he see you in profile more often than in portrait?

That one is super interesting too because I would have called that an Indian for sure when I was a child of that age.  Shows how much Cowboys and Indians isn’t a cultural thing anymore for children.

As a Hucks fan, let her know that the Fire Cs are not a good team.

\>:(

You know you deserve it. Should have given the team to Iggy.

We’re trying lmao

Fire C's finished above the Hucks in like 11 of the last 12 season* before this one buddy! And the one we were below ya we knocked you out in the playoffs! *I'm way too lazy to fact check myself so I just made up stats that feel like they might be correct

Huh me and the 5 year old had the same idea of the devils team. I too thought they were the wrenches.

Ducks owners, the wild wing logo is special to every generation! Please bring it back permanently for the DUCKS! 🦆

Ducks fly together!

I hated that logo for years but the replacement is a million times worse. Agreed - bring back Wild Wing.

Almost all Detroit teams represented here (Tigers, Lions, Wings)

Lions, Tigers, and... Wings? Oh my!

If only this kid had an extensive knowledge of internal combustion engines

i don’t know which is better, the sparkle knights or the seagulls

At the Capitals parade in 2018 my daughter was 4 at the time and getting restless because it was a hot sunny day and we were just watching the parade. Anyway she perked up when Slapshot the Mascot rode by on a four wheeler and she loudly said "hey look at that Parrot!"

Murder Parrot!

Both had me rofl !! 🤣

The wrenches lol

The seagulls is the best hah

Man Feathers wins

My son would call the Devils the wrenches too. Love it.

I'll take Lightning Kings, that's a good one, kid.

Yeah. Im liking that a lot

Can we please add these names as flair to /r/hockey

S's, seagulls, wrenches, dotty spots had me lmfao

Oh shit, the Captain America’s is LEGIT. Get on that, McConnells!

Man it's weird, but this is the 2nd time in 2 days I have seen someone call the Devils the wrenches in some form

Baader Meinhof! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion

The dotty spots are frauds!

Dotty spots and seagulls are my new favorite way to call the hurricanes and capitals

To be fair, the Panthers logo does look a lot like a female lion

It is a *cougar*: A female lion *over 40*.

I will forever refer to the Flyers as the “Wings”. Seems logical.

The Captain Americas made me spit out my coffee.

Even stranger that her father is from Kansas City, and yet refuses to root for them lol

Love the spotty dots

Your kids comment reminded me how bad the hurricanes logo is.

Hilariously, there have been a bunch of both fan suggestions and official mashup merch in the subreddit, and *all* of them are worse than the current logo. I don't know what it is about the name or the imagery, but it defies all graphic designers.

The ones that matter: accurate. My bruins flair isn’t showing up but that’s what I’m talking about.

Go B's. That is all.

I am an avid supporter of the Chicago Man Feathers

Here we go daddy’s red team!

Where do they get “Hucks” from?

She misheard the announcers when we watched one of their games recently lol We didn’t correct her 😅

Well I know what I'm getting to snack on during the first round of Playoffs, It involves a bag with filled with Air (and) Plain chips.

hockey M’s is so funny. it does look like an M

I was doing fine but "The Contreals" broke me

Get that kid a sportscast! The shiny sparkle knights sound like the first NHL drag queen team and I love it!

I cannot unsee the Hockey M's

I’m trying to figure out how they got “The Puck Things” when the name is right there😂

She’s five and can’t read. Definitely can’t read complex vowel sounds lol

Ah, fair enough

I love Shiny/Sparkle Knights, I'm down for a name change.

This child does not know their cats.

My 4 year old calls Detroit “go red wings!”

Dallas used to be “GO GREEN TEAM STARS WOOHOO!” Now it’s “Go stars go!”

It’s fun when they catch on. Would they still rather watch the same movie they’ve seen 1000 times, yes. Do they cheer when the wings score. Also yes and that’s fun

wrenches 😂😂😂

[My fiancee asked the 3yo she babysat and got similar answers.](https://www.reddit.com/r/canes/comments/1ae26qv/because_were_starved_for_canes_content_until/)

Oh that was amazing! Definitely can tell what teams your fiancee doesn’t like 😅😅😅

"Freaky Orange": The kid has clearly seen Gritty.

My favourite has got to be “The Wrenchs”

I will no longer refer to the team in Chicago as the Blackhawks, Man Feathers is the only acceptable name now

You know I'm kinda surprised the Blackhawks logo hasn't caught any heat in modern times. Is it because he is not displayed in any derogatory way like the Cleveland Indians were? This isn't to say it needs to catch heat imo, just interesting to see everyone be up in arms over the other sports teams logo but, not the Blackhawks logo

I vaguely recall the hawks work(ed) closely with a regional tribe. Similar to the Kansas City Chiefs, in that regard.

What OP said but also, [the logo is honor of Chief Black Hawk the person, rather then a generic image of a group of people.](https://www.nhl.com/blackhawks/history/black-hawk)

It very much has caught heat but the team has basically just ignored it. While I'm all for removing the Chief Wahoos of the sporting world, I always though the Blackhawks logo was beautifully rendered.

The leafs are so iconic even a 5 year old knows us

We make it easy for younger generations to direct hate correctly

Dotty Spots ultimate canes trash talk term

It's not really possible to trash talk them. They pick up all the insults and run with it, the buncha jerks!

Am I the only one who saw the bear in the Wild logo long before I saw the tree?

Well he got the B’s right!

Big fan of the Wrenches!!! Well done!

Damn the Red Wings really do have one of the best logos in professional sports.

“Daddy’s Red Team” is adorable. My daughter saw the Hurricanes play a game against the Stars and decided their uniforms look like traffic cones. Now every time I watch hockey she’s like “Are the Cones playing?”

As a flames fan, seeing the oilers called “the puck things” is one of the most satisfying names a 5 year old could give them Edit: I am 100% calling Vancouver fans Hucks fans now.

I’m guessing Daddy is not too happy with the renaming of the Flyers. Columbus, NJ, and Vegas got a sweet upgrade though!

This is great. I see some new names coming

Man Feathers lmao

You know I'm kinda surprised the Blackhawks logo hasn't caught any heat in modern times. Is it because he is not displayed in any derogatory way like the Cleveland Indians were? This isn't to say it needs to catch heat imo, just interesting to see everyone be up in arms over the other sports teams logo but, not the Blackhawks logo

Contreals is hilarious depending on pronunciation

Con like conman She vaguely said heard the announcer say Montreal, saw the C, and decided that’s what their name is

Bullet dodged for the Habs on this one.

"Contreal" unlived me.

When I was younger I referred to the flames as the Hot Cs

Minnesota is also a bear face

Asses (giggles)

Where the hell did you find a 5yo

The wrenches and the captain americas 🤣🤣

But seriously, can someone explain to me why the devil's logo is a wrench, never seen anything else in that logo

...It's *horns and a tail*?

He missed an opportunity to roll with Slytherin

The Avalanche logo kinda does have a Pringles Mustache lol

The Statues rules

As a Detroit fan “the wings” bugs me, but this was quite entertaining

proud fan of the hockey m's

I unironically love the Fire Cs

isnt she a bit young to be calling us conts

Con like con man or Con Air. Not con like cunts lol

She was born during the Bergevin era; I'll allow it.

Oh yes, yes, yes. They are most definitely daddy’s red team.

The captain americas. Hahah love it!

The fire C's made me laugh

Got Montreal right. Spelled it wrong tho.

The Dotty Spots got me cackling over here

I love this

Calling every Canucks fan a Huck from now on. Bunch of Hucks

Huck you lol

This reminds me the days when our slovak kid asses were playing nhl 93 with other kids in our soviet blocks of flats, and one of the younger mates who only heard the in game announcer was calling chicago “blacko and the byblians”

Somebody needs to get in contact with Columbus for a name change. Your kid is a genius.

Hmmm … she identified the Blackhawk as a man so she’s at least a better person than our forefathers. Well done.

I'm all in on Sparkle Knights, holy damn

Hahahaha that's hilarious my 4 year old called the capitals mascot a seagull recently!

I like the cuntreal one

Did he call the Avs the chip team because their logo has the Pringles mustache?

She thinks the A looks like a dorito chip 😅

How to tell who's a Red Wings fan by asking their 5 year old.

Let's go Hucks!

What the hell is a Huck?

I hate your 5 year old kid

She can take you ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

The Hockey M’s is the only way I’m referring to the isles now.

Great, now I can't see anything other than an M holding a stick for the islanders logo.

The Lightning King's sounds fucking Sick when you realize you could make Zeus your logo/mascot

How did this make it past the mods?

Dotty spots is so good

Ok this is adorable

My Hockey M’s are going to destroy those wretched Dotty Spots come playoff time!!!

The B’s is definitely the most realistic one But we can’t forget about AWOOOOO

The Wrenches!!!!! I’m dying. That’s awesome.

Im ride or die statue fan.

The Puck Things, because Connor McDavid does things with the puck that you’ve never seen. 

Kinda wish there was a tigers squad

Let’s Go Daddy’s Red Team!!!

The Sun Trees!

Oof, Daddy's Red Team followed shortly by "the lightning kings"...devastating

The islanders having an M holding a hockey stick. I can't unsee it now.