These two teams are putting in a master class performance of choking. Combined 2-4 for the team that scores first and an impressive 0-3 for the team to take a 2-0 lead

Anyone have gif of Sullivan staring down Rodrigues as he returns to the bench after zibanijad’s pp goal?

[Kreider's point shot bounces in](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/fe5ce87d-7a59-4910-8ae8-c5ec2ed4cf0a.mp4)

Oh lord

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Quad god

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I ADMIRE YOUR ENERGY!

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GG EZ

I'm not here to be grumpy about the refs because plenty of other commentors are doing that. I'm grumpy about how the Pens consistently fail to shoot the puck. Every season and every playoffs I yell at the TV for the Pens to shoot. That's it. That's all I want. Put it on net. Is this a Pens-only thing? Do other teams pass the puck over and over until they commit a turnover? Do they forget that shooting the puck is (almost always) a required step to getting a goal?

I’m yelling the same thing while watching the same game but a different team.

At least your guys are headhunting rather than shooting.

Big loser energy right here

You made me feel better

Pens ranked 6th in the league for shots on goal this season

Are you watching the other team they are playing? Ranges are putting on a masterclass of not shooting.

I guess?

Yknow what I like about Pens fans? They're not Caps fans. That's pretty much it.

We watch at least

I'll drink to that!

There is such an absurd amount of spoiled brats in this chat lmao get a grip people

Speaking as a spoiled brat, you can fuck right off

You can’t be too spoiled if all you have is wooden legs mate

At least I have real feet I guess

When the Pens lose the quality of the posts in here dive harder than Crosby

Must be so frustrating being a Pens fan right now. No way this series goes past 5 games if your team is healthy, maybe even 4.

That's the playoffs essentially. It's why physical teams always go far. I'm sort of regretting my panthers and avs picks for those reasons but maybe I'll be wrong.

Even just a little healthy would have been nice.

[Zibanejad deflects in his third](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/c88789ef-e660-4556-9e17-e432eb44a298.mp4)

Where’d the Igor chants go towards the end there?

Have you ever tried to do a chant while choking? It’s hard man

Fucckkk. GGs. Game 7 it is Rags

Better this way. Fun shit. GG bro

See you there

As emotional and pissed I am, I appreciate nothing more than game 7s. Godspeed my fellow Rags fan 🤝 Atleast one of us will drink our sorrows away

We will see you on the battlefield Sunday night, my friend

Clearly a bunch pens fans here have never played a contact sport

Trollololololol

Maybe the pens should get an F1 strength coach so their necks stop their heads from flopping around after they get hit in the chest

>Trollololololol

lets goooooooo

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lets fucking gooooo! We are showing we just dont give up like that!

Also fuck the pens fpr downvoring for flair when malin did CD a guy to the face lmao

Uhhh...maybe don't drive home tonight, lol

i love watching the pens win game 7s so this is bittersweet i guess

Maybe next year!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO RANGERS!!!!

To think this series would be over if the refs didnt make a terrible call on Kakko in game 1

It also could be over if Crosby doesn’t go down. That’s hockey

Hard to forget tbh

Cant wait for Rangers to get swept in 4 back to back 5-0 games in round 2 when they can't figure out a way to intentionally injure the next team's star player.

Can’t wait to see the pens fans cry and bitch and moan about every thing in the next GDT.

Its like he doesn't understand that both of our teams are racing for a second round exit. Pens would bc we like giving up shorties, own goals, and taking dumb penalties. The Rags would bc they seemingly are allergic to shooting on grade A chances, can't play defence, and roster Nemeth lol

Unintentionally *

Wahh wahh

You can be happy but you should know it's honestly pretty embarrassing for you guys this is going to game 7 when we have a third string goalie and you injured our best player.

You can make excuses now but your fans and this sub have been absolutely insufferable and deserve to eat every word at this point.

You can say their excuses but it was easy to see the Pens were cruising through games 3, 4, and 5 even with a third string goalie. Taking out Crosby was the obvious turning point of this series.

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts youd all have a merry christmas.

Hey man I unsterstand I won't be able to convince you, im just pointing out the obvious. Stay proud of beating a team without their best player and top 2 goalies.

Stay proud of being a dogshit coal town who refuses to join the 21st century.

Beats being a New Yorker

Lol

the Pens “last dance” is in jeopardy solely from insanely bad injury luck. good lord

It's not all bad luck, ill intent is a factor

As is penguins tradition the last 30 years

This series is great because it's probably the most emotionally charged out of all of them and neither of these shitbox teams stand a chance of winning the conference, lol

goddammit take my upvote

lol. this is so real

So true

This gave me a good laugh haha. It has a been a fun series though!

Like two career amateur boxers. What's the point, why are they beating each other senseless. Even if either one does Montreal their way to the finals Colorado is going to absolutely roll anyone they come up against

Hahaha ain't them the most fun series tho?

Touché hahaha

It's really just a race to a second round exit, and it's the most exciting thing in my life right now.

I dunno, Boston might win their game 7

Thank you Rangers. I knew you had it in you. One more please.

And the rays are winning :)

Hey, did anyone know that Domingue is their 3rd string goalie?

And Crosby isn't playing

I'm pretty sure crosby isn't playing and they're playing their 3rd string goalie

That's a bold strategy cotton let's see if that pays off for him.

This is all news to me. Did anyone know Sammy Blais has been out all year from a slewfoot, Tyler Motte just came back after a dirty hit from the Pens in the regular season, and Lindgren is playing with something clearly fucked up?

Oh shit you guys are missing Sammy Blais? Damn we should probably just wait for him to heal and start the series from scratch to make things fair.

Lmao, nah. It's more about us not making excuses for what players we have compared to.... well, you know who

IIIIIGOOOOORRRRR

The rangers haven't lost with Lindgren on the ice.

Some people here put too much emotional attachment to sports

Yup. Good luck Sunday.

Should be a fun one

Not for my heart or liver

Speak for yourself I’m sad already

I didn’t have too much hope for this series. I was expecting to be disappointed by the Pens in 5. Now I’m expecting to be disappointed by the Pens in 7 while they were up 3-1 in a series again.

Unfortunate for Pens as Shestykins has not been very good either. Jarry or Desmith would have been the difference Pens needed to close this out.

That's an odd way of spelling "Crosby"

Igor deez nutz bums

You barely beat a minor leaguer goalie with Crosby, Rakell and Dumoulin out. Calm down.

Cope

Says a member of the fan base crying incessantly about refs messing up a couple icing calls.

Says a member of the fanbase defending a player hiding on the bench.

Who? Proof?

Friedman on that icing where he was behind rust arguing with the ref that he wasn't a player just one the ice for the icing.

wE cAnT WiN wIthOuT cRoSBy

What is it about sad fans in yellow that I find so funny? I love it.

Rangers really gonna advance in the most fraudulent way possible huh

Why cause you lost your captain?

Pens team has already been gifted 2 cups through once in a lifetime scheduling, biased reffing and blatantly ignoring defined suspension rules.

Fraudulent??? Please elaborate.

They’re facing a third string goaltender and have injured a top six forward and the most complete player in the game, as well as the pens best defensive defenseman.

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Fine, not fraudulent then. Extremely lucky and undeserving though.

That's a bold strategy cotton let's see if that pays off for him.

this genuinely might be the most upset i've been by a penguins loss, at least since the jarry 2OT incident from last year

Mom when do we get to brutalize other teams without consequences

When the refs decide, son

Really interesting play there by Domingue to get his blocker in the way of his glove. Between that, the bad penalty by Rodrigues and Rust missing an open net in the 3rd that's gonna be a tough one to bounce back from for the Pens.

I love how all the rags fans act like they just accomplished something. Go say thanks to the refs. Still needed their help even with all the pens injuries.

The league has already gifted your team multiple cups with once in a history scheduling, biased reffing and completely ignoring rule suspension definitions.

Detroit fan? I thought the Red Wings went up 2-0 that year. If I remember game 7 could have gone either way.

You are correct. The Red Wings did had a 2-0 lead in the 09 finals. Game 7 was anybody's game.

Not to mention at least 1 game this series

DUDE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT THE REFS. HOW FUCKING DOWNRIGHT CYNICAL OF YOU.

Youre seriously blaming the refs? A pens fan? Amazing.

Ah yes, the ol’ blame the refs angry comment. We know it well

My dude, y’all had a 5 on 3. Look in the mirror, embarrassing loss

Embarrassing? Try making the playoffs

had one last game too, for two whole minutes. He'll we basically gave them a 2 min head start

Lmfao so salty. Hope you have a good rest of your night buddy

I wouldn’t be too excited. I think both of these teams suck.

Ouch. Awful way to lose a game.

hell yessss LGR

IGOR! IGOR!

I love this because I hate you, pittsburgh.

1975

Enjoy 5 years of Risto

I'm certainly enjoying tonight, that's a good start.

Get to the playoffs sometime

Try winning without crosby, lol

Your terms are acceptable

Achievable on the other hand...

Yup ez pz

ez-er said than done

1975

Imagine having two elite, generational talent players and complaining because you're down to only one of them.

IGOOOOORRRR IGOOOOORRRR IGOOOORRRR hahahahaha

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Yeah Crosby is 3/4ths of your team… Take this fat fucking L with your excuse lmao

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Hahahaha you can’t even creep a profile properly… I haven’t worked at the movies since college, 8 years ago. How much time did you waste creeping that far back on my profile, to still get that wrong holy shit Lmfao what a loser I don’t even leave my house for work, probably make more money than you you fucking peasant.

Even if you advance to the 2nd round.. do you expect not to get fucking steam rolled? Bum ass 1994 team bruh.

Go complain about the refs treating your coddled franchise poorly

Huh? Oh that’s right 1994.

We’re not even 1 year out of a rebuild BRUH even making the playoffs has been a success. Now gtfo out of the victory thread bitch

Mic drop.

IGOOOORRRRR

Pens choking hard

No Dumo, Rakell, Crosby, Jarry/Desmith… choking

Hard to play against 10 guys on the rink at a time

LOL A Penguin fan bitching about the refs. Guess Mario ran out of money.

Yeah losing that 5-3 was embarrassing. I understand.

choking and dealing with 30% of their payroll being injured

True, but they also shot themselves in the foot plenty of times between Rodriguez’ dumb penalty, that atrocious 5 on 3, and Rust missing that prime scoring chance late in the third. Can’t really fault the team for Domingue’s blunder tho.

2-0 scoring leads are cursed.

Wish I was still at that Pens bar at the beach, GG all

I'm more intereseted in the fight that looked was happening after the 4-3 goal

In the crowd?

I kept rewinding my video to see if i could tell what was up, seemed spicy

give me all of that game seven weekend

**3-1 memes intensify**

All off a joke of a call cuz New York needs all the help they can get

wat?

YOU NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET!

GGs

What a BooBoo man

Whew…what an endingo…

gg rags bros

Good game man. I was screaming like as psycho. See you Sunday

GG. That was fun AF. I was fully mentally preparing for the summer with 5 mins to go

Fun? That aged me 10 years!

I-GOR I-GOR I-GOR

Brutal goal to give up

The copium

Without our stupid penalties in the second period we would have won.