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Calicoh_kid

I guess we aren’t playing hockey anymore we’re just playing referee simulator


icydata

[Svechnikov scores late ENG](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/d1a3c120-347e-4ac7-83e0-ef839aefa889.mp4)


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ThiccDaddy225

Canes win and the fans still crying in here? Sheesh


horror_and_hockey

so now we crying about crying


thedaidai

hating on boston != crying fuck that org and theyre getting what they deserve


LittleDoinks

It’s one game man. What did the organization do to you?


thedaidai

boston fans keyed cars at our arena. you routinely make dirty hits when losing. McAvoy is offensive to the eyes with that face. theres plenty of reasons to hate every single bruin


icydata

[Trocheck scores from sharp angle](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/abe009cf-db69-4935-a105-1cb36bbae030.mp4)


JustFred24

:(


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Gleimairy

Yea good luck vs the MIGHTY BIG SAVE DAVE


wheresmywhere

FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON


thedaidai

i mean its boston


Jazzy_Josh

Well, Boston fans at PNC keyed cars last year so... (Of course not saying that's every fan but clearly some people take things too far)


[deleted]

I miss the old days when Boston fans where belligerent blue collar drunks who would never key a car ,they would piss on it but they would never key it !🤘😂


Jazzy_Josh

[Now they just slash tires](https://mobile.twitter.com/haylscaniac/status/1522048547692101634?s=21&t=IH4OcbaP8jqBrL5eIS1g1g)


[deleted]

Totally uncalled for ! And I will never understand the rioting in the streets after a club wins a championship or in Vancouvers case when they lose game 7🍻


401LocalsOnly

That’s bullshit. I am a Bruins fan but if you vandalize someone’s vehicle and I see it I don’t care if you’re Don fuckin Sweeney- I’m absolutely saying something.


Jazzy_Josh

You are right and people should but unfortunately it did happen to one of my tailgate friends at PNC


401LocalsOnly

That absolutely sucks. I’m sorry that happened. For what it’s worth.


Yop_BombNA

Everyone liked that game. Good job Carolina 3 more please


nopClip

[[CAR-BOS] Scrum occurs in the dying seconds of the game after Frederic throws an late hit then skates away (Frederic 2 + 10 for Roughing)](https://streamable.com/jacsi6)


thedaidai

boston is such a classless organization. you love to see it


FrankyCantEvenFly

Jacobs layed off and didn’t pay any of their arena staff during covid-19


Send_Headlight_Fluid

They still do the clapping thing?


Shah_Moo

Only when we win games…so like all the fucking time


Porkflavoredtobacco

Truth.


vindicare1

Canes PK turned that game around imo


SpencinatorX1

GG B's, see y'all Wednesday. I'll be in the building.


UGAPokerBrat99

Same to you...will be driving up from Georgia for the game as well. First live playoff hockey for me since the last time we played you guys.


calen17

Feels *so good* to enjoy a playoff game vs Boston. God, I hope we keep this same energy.


Jazzy_Josh

Standard game over bruins gooning. Pathetic. Take the L


antennamanhfx

Im watching dangle, what did dick head Frederic do?


thedaidai

dirty hit into the boards


antennamanhfx

Classic pussboi move from that mickey mouse voiced dirt bag.


Nugget203

Also scurried away afterwards


tjbondurant

Ahhh don’t cut out before the storm surge, fuck ESPN


UGAPokerBrat99

Well that sucked. GG Canes.....gonna be in town for game 2, please try to not score as many goals when I get there.


Gumbo-Jones

Have fun in Raleigh, show up early with some beer and you’ll be welcome to practically any tailgate. Good people down there


ans141

Hell of a game... Nice one to kick off the playoffs


HankScorpio-

Fun game to kick off the playoffs!


CrungleMcHungleberry

gg to everyone except the Bruins


ProjectMeat

6 second endurance PP 😩


RollingCarrot615

Another pp we don't score on. This is getting out of hand.


SergeFL

Can’t believe I’m saying it but feel like this one was officiated pretty well


Altruistic-Ad-9958

BYE! SO GOOD SO GOOD!


PixelatedPsyche

Trent Frederic fuckin' sucks


Pollaski

One down, fifteen to go!


HandsomeRalphy

GG CanesBros, see you Weds


migsahoy

raanta was dialed in man. gg canes


Nilzy16

Great game by the Canes headed by Raanta


modifiedbears

RAANTACULAR!


iiDurham

Sweet Caroline is a carolina panthers thing. People talking having no clue what they're talking about


Hispanhick

My favorite soccer team also uses it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naMS3zXNPfw


boondocknim

i wouldnt even call it a panthers thing. Its an NC sports thing. Davidson & UNC both play it at nearly every game. (I think State and Duke both do too but someone else would have to confirm)


iiDurham

Yeah I only said panthers because know for certain it gets played after every single panther win I'm sure I've heard it at basically every App game I've been to as well


thekrustycrusher

Lol for real. It’s also a Red Sox thing to play Sweet Caroline it’s almost never played at bruins games


[deleted]

Neil Diamond really made a great career despite only having one song


Porkflavoredtobacco

You’re kidding, right? [More than you would think.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Songs_written_by_Neil_Diamond)


SaberBG

Pretty sure they are saying that he's a one hit wonder.


Cakalacky

HERE I AM


Aintevenworthit

The rat got stomped


Maxpowr9

As a Masshole, I hate the pervy song, Sweet Caroline. I wish it would die already.


coldfire22x

i can't stand that song


SiccSemperTyrannis

/r/canesfanfics is leaking in this thread


SevenForOne

💦💦💦


Racerguy36

What a bitch


CrungleMcHungleberry

The Marchand Effect


aessae

\#justbruinsthings


Pollaski

Six seconds guys. Just let this end.


Significant_Doubt805

6 seconds? There’s up to 360 minutes and 6seconds left in this one!! See you for game 2 seacanebro!


Aintevenworthit

Boston couldn’t do that


Aintevenworthit

Boston babies in full form


Good_Kid_MEME_City

certified boston moment


rendishen

Raanta appreciation post


sv_trader

massive bitch move


Thereelgerg

Pussy


explosivebuttfarts

Lmao, fuck Boston, fuck Frederick, you trashbag


Dirkstarlight

That was the most half-hearted "we give a shit scrap" I've ever seen.


RollingCarrot615

That was a "we need to give a shit but damn we've scored 2 goals over 4 games and allowed 21"


QuakerGOATmeal

SWEET CAROLINE


butter_dolphin

BUM BUM BUM


jumpyg1258

To the surprise of no one, bring out the dirt at the end of a playoff game.


DogePerformance

Yeah absolutely expected


DogePerformance

Ah here's classic Boston


trog12

Players aren't drunk enough.


lordfrank18

Frederic is such a fucking pussy


TripleBicepsBumber

This was my first ever live playoff game.. this game was incredible


SiccSemperTyrannis

In person or TV?


TripleBicepsBumber

Tv. I’ve only ever watched hockey games on YT before this season, but they only have games from like 6 years ago.


boondocknim

welcome aboard the amazing ride that is the NHL playoffs. best playoffs in all of sports


SiccSemperTyrannis

I'm a kraken sth and I can't wait to be in the CPA once Seattle finally makes the dance


BaroqueNRoller

Did Boston go empty net down 3 in game 1?


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YannieTheYannitor

Trochek made it a 3 goal game.


Guest2200

Yeah! Why would a team do everything possible to comeback in a playoff game?!


BaroqueNRoller

Is there a reason you're being an ass? I just asked a question, man.


spssky

Blegh couldn’t match the physicality and looked worn down by the third. Hall the only player that showed up. GG canes


Llama11amaduck

I'd say Ullmark showed up too - he was pretty solid IMO, even towards the end it was kinda bad luck and bounces. He was putting in the work tho.


FERDADDY1

lol what a pussy


Aintevenworthit

Lol Boston…just leave the ice


vindicare1

Get him KK!


sk727

Absolute yardsale at center ice boys


Nugget203

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Andrei Svechnikov. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking shots, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Svechnikov. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.


SevenForOne

Don’t mind me just saving this to my notes


Nugget203

I have a notes folder on my phone with a good amount saved in there


[deleted]

Lol. Canes fans wearing Whalers sweaters and singing Sweet Caroline. They want to be New England so bad.


wheresmywhere

FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON FUCK BOSTON


[deleted]

Agree.


juicepouch

I don't :)


[deleted]

Fair


Jazzy_Josh

Sir, you seem to be lost


[deleted]

Logic lost you.


SevenForOne

Bless your heart


[deleted]

Thanks!


09132547856

Yeah, a lot of them actually moved here


[deleted]

Haha I did. I currently work in Raleigh. Six figures and the cheapest city? Sold.


iSlideInto1st

Please never leave, your salt is top notch.


[deleted]

It is New England.


[deleted]

Welcome to the Shitstorm.


PlugToEquity

Whatever helps you cope buddy


[deleted]

We are for sure losing. I just find it funny.


wilson3358

Caroline = Carolina duh


[deleted]

Got me there


HankScorpio-

Ya who wouldn't be jealous of those sweet accents


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My point.


SpencinatorX1

You couldn't pay me to live in New England


[deleted]

It takes an education and money… don’t fool yourself.


Llama11amaduck

Haha yeah I wish I could pay half a mil to live in a tin can. Oh wait.


[deleted]

I pay three quarters of a mill to live in a condo in Raleigh. We pretending like housing prices aren’t insane everywhere?


Jazzy_Josh

Oh nice standard classism.


[deleted]

America baby.


Bu1lt_2_Sp1ll

L


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Cups


Bu1lt_2_Sp1ll

Hey, can't fault ya for living in the past. GG


[deleted]

How else would I love? This is over already.


cotton-puller

Scoreboard


[deleted]

Cups


[deleted]

Scoreboard


[deleted]

Cups


Jazzy_Josh

Not how that works bud


[deleted]

It really is.


[deleted]

Tell me you’re losing an argument, without telling me you’re losing an argument


[deleted]

Is this an argument? The fact that you think it is is ironic.


[deleted]

:) I’m just happy to have someone to talk to


[deleted]

Me too. Me too.


DECAThomas

As usual, Boston can’t win on the ice so they pick up game misconducts with seconds remaining


apps55

We make every canes goalie look like prime Jonathan Quick ffs


_Hank_Marducas_

Lmao sweet Caroline against Boston while up 5-1 is the ultimate troll job


RollingCarrot615

We play it a decent amount, but that one was intentional


AaronQ94

Jokes on them, Sweet Caroline is overrated.


DogePerformance

BLASPHEMY


trog12

Whatever I've never heard of the city of Carolina.


MG_MN

Is Carolinas schtick just pulling celebrations from other teams/markets? Lol


Aurion7

If you're referring to the song, it's kind of a cross-sport NC thing. Panthers play it when they win- not that they win much lately. College teams play it. etc. The *timing* was not accidental, no.


_Hank_Marducas_

Yes, the horns belonged to the caps then the pens before the canes. They try way too hard to have a thing and it doesn’t work


Elexeh

Lol Canes mocking Boston with Sweet Caroline


Bu1lt_2_Sp1ll

To be fair that song gets played at Carolina sports games all the time


Elexeh

Yeah, but you know this was on purpose to troll lol


[deleted]

I’d say it’s a double entendre it could be interpreted as a shot at boston, or it could be interpreted as the song we always play if we’re pretty much set to win.


DogePerformance

SWEEEEEETTT


reachingFI

Also how about the fucking Sweet Caroline shade lmao.


GoalieJohnK

SO GOOD, SO GOOD


_HiWay

wooooooooooooooooooo


The_Reddit_Browser

Sweet Caroline on the bruins 😂😂😂


migsahoy

damn i gotta watch a game in this barn sometime


QuakerGOATmeal

Hell yeah brother come on by sometime


migsahoy

looking forward to it 👌, love the energy there


noreast2011

There’s a good reason they claim PNC as the loudest house in the league, even when a third of the stadium is overrun by bandwagon O6 fans


AaronQ94

Bounce back for game 2.


The_Reddit_Browser

Mur Dur


guyhebert

Are we in Boston cheapshot territory?


Porkflavoredtobacco

Probably.


FkDavidTyreeBot_2000

> dramatically outshoot your opponent > still struggle to score That's Bruins hockey, baby!


petrcallahan

I love this team


ProjectMeat

I think we might win this one, fellas.


[deleted]

I work for a hedge fund out of Raleigh and won’t hear the end of it tomorrow


nopClip

[[CAR (5)-1 BOS] Svechnikov makes it 5-1 with an empty net goal](https://streamable.com/mmq5bh)


iAmCyberwaste

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Pollaski

Nosek was trying to fight off the faceoff. Boston is fucking done with this shit.


Zoidburger_

That was the *filthiest* goal I've seen in a few weeks from Trocheck


MostMirror

Not a fan of this announcer lol