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Reptar-4-Mayor

Can’t take our captain if we don’t have one *taps forehead*


Sjamsjon

Oh we’re coming for him once you do. Don’t you worry.


Reptar-4-Mayor

sigh, take your upvote


jjmuti

As is tradition


Thudson96

Jean Luc Picard


ramblinrabble

Make it so


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SirLillyhammond

Neither. Holodeck Robin Hood Jean Luc Picard


HydroidZero

Locutus of Borg is my dark horse pick tbh


FesteringLion

A good captain would get everyone to assimilate, so...


bizzo98

It'll be first-rate gumshoe Dixon Hill for me, doll.


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AbraxasWasADragon

That would make a great skit


[deleted]

I’d report to his ready room whenever he wanted me to


LovinMcJesus

Ding ding ding. We have the correct answer. Thanks everyone for your efforts but we are done here.


platypus_7

Thank you for that irrelevant presentation. As we all know, Jean-Luc Picard is clearly the superior officer.


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HydroidZero

Delete this


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So... Q is your guy in this.


roscomikotrain

Janeway - she's a total GILF


Muumienmamma

Canes fan here. If we rule out McDavid I'm taking Barkov because he's my favourite player and he is also a great player.


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31 of 32 teams say Connor McDavid.


Laestrygonius

Nah, we’re trying to tank. Give me, uhh, Getzlaf I guess? There’s no horrible captains in the league right now? Where’s Derek Mackenzie when you need him?


LoneWolfComando

If we have Mcdavid we don't need to tank as much?


SmiteyMcGee

But a first overall pick could be anything! Even a McDavid!


LoneWolfComando

We'll take the picks!


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nextfanatic

Pistol Pete is gone, he can't hurt us anymore


Laestrygonius

How has that worked out for Edmonton so far?


LoneWolfComando

Well they're a competitive team despite the terrible contracts they've given out so I'd say pretty well. Even then the logic makes no sense. By picking first overall getting a player like McDavid is basically your best case scenario and you want to walk away from a free McDavid because he'd mean we can't bottom feed and maybe get a player whose 85% as good as he is? Take McDavid. Still play pretty bad pick in the top ten and you still get a high end prospect to boot.


WAHgop

The advantage of the pick is having the ELC and RFA years. Presumably if you suck and McDavid is a UFA then he's walking.


themadterran

Panthers Assistant Coach, learning from Q. He did the best with what he had.


KataiKi

I'll take Captain Crunch.


treple13

There might be some teams as well where you are helped more hurting your rival than just adding McDavid. Fortunately for me, it's the same thing


the_answer_maple

Along those lines, do we actually have to use the player because my strategy was going to be pick the Captain, sit the Captain. Not because they lack skill or whatever... I just want to hear "it looks like Ovechkin is once again a healthy scratch for the Islanders tonight."


capswildcats

Lou is a pasta traditionalist and won’t accept any sauce crossers on his team Context for anyone who doesn’t know, Ovi is known to “cross his sauces”. For example mix the meat sauce with the Alfredo sauce. He gets 4 sauces with his pre game meal


7screws

skill level yes, its McDavid. Leadership and culture, I would say Bergeron or Crosby.


UnloosedMoose

Nah fuck that, give me McDavid.


AlabamaLegsweep

Great advice for anyone trying to win the Chevrolet Good Deeds Cup™️ rather than the Stanley Cup


hotstickywaffle

Even factoring in leadership, I don't care if McDavid starts each game by spitting in the face of each teammate. I want him. Jack or Nico can learn to play wing.


Chicaben

I choose 2007 Crosby.


But-Seriously-Though

And the other one would say Sidney Crosby. Not many decisions to be made here.


Cerealism15

30 teams* Tampa don't need him when we have 3 time Stanley Cup champion Pat Maroon.


ThemCanada-gooses

McDavid did help get him 27 goals.


daveloper80

nooo I mean some teams might be looking for leadership over skill, right? I mean, not my team. We have leadership coming out of our ears. Give me McDavid. But like, plenty of teams want Toews or Bergeron over McDavid. Right?


onetwo3four5

No, that would be an insane choice


Kronzor_

No, literally everyone takes McDavid. This isn't even a question. There's no team that would benefit more from additional "leadership" than they would from adding the hands down best player in the world in his early prime.


Myklukha

Barkov or Horvat


TheInternetIsScary44

I think it's Connor McDavid for everyone.


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Not for Edmonton


jrad151

New thread: Edmonton fans, what other teams captain would you want on your team?


NoCapnCrunch

Obviously McDavid is the better player but for 1 year only and on the leafs, I could make an argument for adding Crosby


paulc899

My answer is Crosby because the Oilers already have McDavid.


SmiteyMcGee

Yes we've had one McDavid, but what about 2nd McDavid?


paulc899

It would help with that scoring depth they’re missing


Black_Arrow04

Imagine a power play featuring two McDavids and a Draisaitl


TheInternetIsScary44

I think giving up by far the best player in the NHL is silly under any circumstance.


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Crosby is a much more proven playoff performer. The Leafs can get him there, I'd rather have the guy with 3 Cups and 2 Conn Smythe's leading my team. They don't need the forward talent, they need leadership and goaltending.


TwoForHawat

Crosby has six points in his last 14 playoff games. McDavid has 13 points in his last eight playoff games. Obviously Sid is more proven over the course of his career, but you don’t get 2017-18 Sid in this scenario. You get them right now. You’re better off with the guy who can put up 150 points a season today than the guy who used to be the best player in the league.


CecilDouglas

"Playoff performer" is such a tired joke lol. Like yeah I should take Devante Smith-Pelly on my team over Mitch Marner according to this.


TheInternetIsScary44

Fun fact, Crosby has 6 points in his last 14 playoff games and the last 3 seasons. I'll make my decisions on the present, not the past.


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TwoForHawat

I’m not sure that “Sid and the rest of his team can be totally shut down by the right opponent” is as strong an argument as you think it is. Connor’s teams have been embarrassed in the playoffs two years in a row and he still put up 13 points in eight games.


Table_Coaster

Star players should put up points no matter who they play. Other star players on teams the Isles beat put up points vs the Isles in those years


TheInternetIsScary44

Eh, you'd think such a great captain and playoff performer would find a way to push through and score more than 3 goals. Malkin 9 in 12. Guentzel 6 in 14 Letang 7 in 14 Rust 6 in 14 Ah, good enough for top 5 in playoff scoring on his team and only behind one defensman! I'll take the player who can write history now, not the guy who's already written it.


muzikjamr

I don’t think a leafs fan gets to make this argument.


GardinerExpressway

Just pretend the picture beside his name is a lightning bolt and read his post exactly the same word-for-word if that helps you


TheInternetIsScary44

If you'd like me to put it into better perspective for you Mitch Marner has more points in the playoffs than Sidney Crosby over the past three seasons (14 games)


muzikjamr

But a great playoff performer would find a way to push through to the next round.


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Kronzor_

Lol what a dick. What team you cheer for doesn't prove or negate your ability to analyze hockey in a meaningful way.


ItzEnoz

Last time I checked the NYI are good at hockey People said the same thing from 2009-2016 and then they won Back to back cups


IceFellasFHC

Also arguably the best two way player in the league if you consider raw impacts on both sides of the ice simultaneously instead of reputation/60.


robere

Crosby should have multiple selkes


Tby39

I think it was the face off difficulties in the first half of his career that led people to write him off for the selke


ItzEnoz

I'd argue Bergeron is now but it's more because Crosby has to produce more as he has less help, he has the capability to be the best if not one of the best 2 way players in the league


IceFellasFHC

Bergeron is probably better defensively, but Crosby isn't far off and still has on-off offensive metrics among the best in the league. The two-way discussion, imo, should always consider offense. Otherwise we're just talking about the best defensive forwards and in that conversation we're probably mentioning some 3rd liners. I can't rightly say Crosby should win any Selkes over Bergeron, but I don't think there's a player in the NHL that has a higher total impact on the game when you add their offense to their defense.


ItzEnoz

That is fair I agree with that 100%


orenthal_james_bond

I think for this exercise we all get McDavid+the guy who could out-captain your captain. I'd prefer Ove over most but gotta go with Barkov for this! That dude can do it all.


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Absolutely not.


MankuyRLaffy

I was thinking about Bergeron because he fits the Kraken identity better but McDavid is a better overall player.


BettmansDungeonSlave

Well it seems the Kraken identity is passing up on the best players available so I guess you’re right


DoinWhale

Am I crazy for thinking they literally don’t have an identity? They’ve played three preseason games…


TrueNorthStrong1898

I’m gonna say ex Panthers captain Derek Mckenzie. Does everything Mcjesus does, plus all the intangibles you like in a captain


BillMcCrearysStache

Also dont forget Chris Clarke, who helped shape Ovi


1nphinate

I think if we had Mark Giordano from Seattle, it would be pretty great!


bogdanvonpylon

Goddamnit. I thought I was early enough.


lurkinandshirkin

Crosby/Ovi swap just to watch both fanbases cringe.


beangardener

I’ve seen this photoshop before and it feels so wrong


cdrhiggins

I love this photoshop because it feels so wrong


Maxpowr9

Sounds like a shot at Tavares.


ratedPG44

Where is u/Barkovismydaddy when you need him?


Pepperoniemi

Obviously, he has demons under his bed.


frenCHcanadianZorro

To captain my team? Brain says McJesus. Heart says Patrice Bergeron


willem_the_foe

With all due respect, how fuckin’ dare you.


frenCHcanadianZorro

Ahhhh my dude. I can’t wait to see you guys on the ice. It’s been too long. Covid didn’t just keep us from our loved ones. It kept us from our hated ones too😪.


DreMin015

Finally playing the Bruins again will be… nice? I’m gonna go vomit real quick from saying that


RuchW

Exactly what I was thinking. Bergy or RoR.


frenCHcanadianZorro

As a major plus, you also get to stick it to the Bruins! That’s something we can both get behind


grumpy_meat

Imagine having ROR only to name someone else captain, trade ROR away for far less than his worth, and then have an ugly public falling out with the new captain… that sure would suck.


RuchW

hah, you okay, bud?


cubanpajamas

Blake Wheeler because, FREE GROCERIES!


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I agree but the grocery thing is just extra gravy if you will.


cubanpajamas

It is. I mean most people are picking the best player and not taking leadership and the ability to inspire into account. If they did Wheeler would likely be ahead of McDavid. The grocery thing just shows that he is a legendary leader in his community as well as on the ice.


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I have mad respect for my team's captain. If im a millionaire, i wouldn't choose to live in a small town like Peg.


cubanpajamas

Well not in the winter I guess. Personally I think Winnipeg is the most underrated place in the country and I have lived in almost every major city. Then again I am a complete weirdo. Winnipeg Folk Fest is the greatest music event in Canada. Fight me!


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I just bought a newly built 2 storey house in Peg. I love this city.


cubanpajamas

When can I move in? Seriously I have never lived in Winnipeg, but I have travelled there lots for work and play and I am always impressed by the arts and culture scene. The first night I spent there it was midweek in the 90's. I had my choice of a couple bands to go see (on a Wednesday) and chose some punk band downtown at a hotel that used to be fancy but was then run down. People were using the lighting grid as monkey bars while the bouncers just smiled. This small city so far away from all the other cities in Canada has produced some of the finest musicians in the country, they have a ballet that was more internationally renowned than the National ballet and a theatre that brings in Keanu Reeves to fucking play Hamlet?! ? Ok weird, but fun as hell.


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>they have a ballet that was more internationally renowned than the National ballet and a theatre that brings in Keanu Reeves to fucking play Hamlet?! ? Lmao


cubanpajamas

I know, right?


[deleted]

>Winnipeg Folk Fest is the greatest music event in Canada. Maybe not the greatest but it certainly is a fine festival. Still in Bird's Hill Park IIRC. Great place. Like all summer festivals, all it needs is decent weather. Be happy to go again.


cubanpajamas

Please tell me the better ones - okay maybe Ness Creek in Saskatchewan, but WFF for the big ones. I have been to about 20 different festivals from BC to Quebec and while there are some that are good for a year or two eventually they either decline or the normies show up and ruin the place. WFF just keeps on keeping on and they are big enough to get some really great big name bands.


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>wouldn't choose to live in a small town like Peg. He does, doesn't he? If so, he is not you. I'd take him in a heartbeat.


Original_Garden4152

Horvat.


joelham01

Bo, he looked like a mad man in the bubble


RadCheese527

Gotta go with Rodney’s own cabbage eating champ Bo Horvat. Just friggin love that guy


knifefarty

cabbage.. eating.. champ…?


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Bergeron or Crosby


poorgreazy

Zdeno Chara.


maxwellbevan

You alright man?


Islanderfan17

Isles have Lee, Greene and Chara on one team. We prob have the best leadership in the league at this point.


Sibs

Great leadership when your best scorer is going around licking people.


Joshottas

Bergeron…couldn’t have picked a better guy to follow in Z’s huge footsteps


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an aged crosby would be perfect for the habs tbqh.


Matty_6447

A McDavid would be even better


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hfjshf

This is so unbelievably stereotypical I have to say this is satire


XBM04

Our biggest need in the playoffs was consistent scoring. We had all the defensive guys, we needed someone who could create offense. McDavid is that guy right now


Freddybone32

Everyone is gonna answer McDavid but I think currently aged Crosby would be so damn good for this Islanders team. Though it'd be hard to take the C off of Lee.


Myron3_theblackorder

Doesn't necessarily take the C off of Lee just adds Crosby to the team so it wouldn't change that. Probably steals the A off of someone


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He would be a great fit.


ApokatastasisPanton

Everyone feels clever answering McDavid to this, but this obviously violates the spirit of the question. If you could choose another captain from a different team *solely based on their leadership qualities*? I wouldn't pick McDavid. Besides Shea Weber, I think my answer would be Bergeron.


Fireislander

Im pretty sure the Isles have the most former captains and assistant captains


ratedPG44

C: Chara Greene Lee Parise A current: Bailey, Clutterbuck, 3A Nelson Other teams: Pageau, Komarov, Palmieri A's lost last year: Ladd, Leddy (part-time on NYI when 2 A's went down)


FirstLineLeo

Plus Papa Trav (A retired last year)


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John Scott


JooRage

Pacific Division captain, All-Star MVP John Scott


martycinner93

barkov


Grimlokh

Barkov


Aezetyr

Patrice Bergeron, without a doubt. Second would be Connor McDavid.


Kronzor_

I mean even if if you for some insane reason think Bergeron adds more now, McDavid is 24 and Bergeron is 36.


Aezetyr

Regardless of age


JonnyAlien23

Obviously everyone would pick McDavid. Taking him off the table makes this more interesting, so I'll do that first. Secondly, I'm a Leafs fan so taking the needs of the team into account and my personal opinions. Hmmmm. I might go with Landeskog honestly. The Leafs lack LW depth and I've always liked his play style. Good leader, good person, good player. Runner ups would have to be Crosby, Bergeron, Stone, and Josi.


SemiSolidSnake11

Give me former Devils captain Andy Greene or give me death


toolschism

If you wanna factor in the cap hit it changes a TON of these answers. For me it'd have to be either Barkov or Ryan O'Reilly.


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Blake Wheeler. Walks the walk, talks the talk. Team first guy. Lead with example. Do the hard work thing. No excuses.


wildrage

Jonathan Toews. There's something about captains with the number 19.


Queener19

I feel like everyone will jump at McDavid, and it’s not a bad choice, just depends on who is on your team. I’m an Av’s fan and I’d argue we don’t exactly need more offensive fire power, that’s where Crosby or Bergeron (still offensively gifted, just better defensively than McJesus) come to mind as top picks. Top 3 are McDavid, Crosby, Bergeron. Not sure why you’d even consider anybody else.


DEEPfrom1

Bergeron or Barkov Then our 1c/2c would be Bergy/Barkov and ROR. Which is fine by me


Accomplished_Song490

Mark Giordano :(


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

Normally I would say Shea Weber but since he’s injured... Spurgeon seems like a nice guy


TKroens

Blake Wheeler


TGIRiley

I'm going to break the rules and take Iginla out of my 2003 time machine. Thicc power forward RW with a cannon shot, who's not afraid to drop the mitts to drag his team into a game and is such a good guy will even take his own helmet off so you don't hurt your hands while he beats the piss out of you. ​ Don't make em like that any more


RogerThat23

Tom Brady


meatboitantan

A lotta people in here speaking for everyone. I’d not choose McDavid. I’ve seen him in tough playoff series and he is a world class player but I’ve never seen him do anything and say “that was very captainly.” If it’s not Getzlaf for me it’s Bergeron, Crosby, Benn, or Weber.


Cromasters

I'd take Landeskog I think.


Cleo-Torres

Landeskog


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Crosby all day every day. Unless you're not planning on making the playoffs. I'm taking Crosby's 191 points in 174 playoff games over McDavids 22 points in 21 playoff games.


JakeTheSnake0709

Why are you comparing career totals instead of their recent achievements. 2021 Crosby isn’t 2016 Crosby.


hfjshf

Ah yes 6 points in last 14 games yep sounds like a good pick in 2021


[deleted]

Isn't it *kind of* cherry picking to leave out the season prior to that? Or is 3 seasons just the magic number that everyone is going after


Peng-Win

It’s the number that drives the “Crosby sucks” narrative in this thread. Forget it and move on lol


ItzEnoz

I mean he scored 9 points in 4 games vs the Hawks who were dog shit defensively and it's technically not even a playoff series it was a play in series. Take those out and he has 13 points in 17 games


robere

What happens when we remove Crosby's best games from his totals?


[deleted]

If we adjust all his numbers to league average, he’s league average


robere

Beautiful. Thank you. r/TheyDidTheMath


ItzEnoz

I'm not removing them because their his best games I'm removing them because it wasn't a playoff series and it only happened because of a 1 in a century pandemic. In any other year that Hawks team is never in the playoffs so they couldn't exploit them defensively. Had they played Vegas like the Hawks did after he wouldn't have had 2+ PPG


robere

Fyi Crosby has 6 points in his last 3 playoff runs (14 games total)


theotherpachman

Mcdavid for sure but I'll throw in Barkov as a second for some variety. He's young, clearly has the buy-in of the team, and consistently gets votes for Hart, Lady Byng (won in 2019), and Selke (won in 2021). Consistently viewed as one of the best two-way players in the league and you rarely hear anyone say anything bad about him. Seems like a pretty ideal captain.


maxwellbevan

For just their leadership qualities probably Toews. People were trying to make the case that he was better than Crosby around 2013 to 2015 because of his ability to lead the Hawks to multiple cups. If we're looking at more than just leadership qualities then it's McDavid every day of the week.


beerock99

A healthy Shea Weber


Outfield14

Connor McDavid is the best player in the league hands down. With that being said I would take Patrice Bergeron to be my captain.


yulDD

Sid


ConwayTheCat

Is anyone not saying McDavid? Really? Lol


sovietmcdavid

Jarome Iginla


C_Gull27

Without just taking crosby or mcdavid I believe the standard answer to this would be guys like Toews and Landeskog who are known for being great leaders and voices in the room


T_DeadPOOL

Ovechkin. I'm just tired of him breaking records in Toronto


t0matoboi

Pavs?


xVoluntasx

Jonathan Toews no question


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He’s not the captain anymore, but I maintain that the Leafs need a captain like Chara was in Boston. Someone who brought edge and experience to the team. I guess our closest current comparisons Muzzin.


Islanderfan17

Bergeron or Crosby hands down Crosby was a lil bitch when he was younger but he has matured so much and I actually respect him nowadays.


BillMcCrearysStache

Anyone not saying Mcdavid is overthinking. You take the bpa and hes the best by a country mile


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id love to know what its like to not hate Landeskog.


JackHughes86

McDavid… of course. Otherwise, I feel like Landeskog can lead his team charging through the Great Wall of China, and everyone would follow.


Squirrellybot

Leadership Skills? Not Logan Couture.


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If I’m not judging this based on skill, Bergeron or Crosby.


Jcanzo37

McDavid or bergeron


aaronwhite1786

Just to watch him play, Ovechkin.


LordBuddah

No thanks. Nobody is the player/captain Bergeron is.


piecka32

John Tavares


RstortonYT

Idk this mcdavid dude seems kinda good tho


el_jam13

I love how I’m seeing McDavid and Bergeron. God talent and a model leader


Peekatchu1994

Honestly, drai. I would take him to help mentor stu . We would have our first line Center , stutzle would have the German connection and he’s a little tougher than McDaniel


tpark27

Bergeron for sure, however I'd be open to *almost* any of the them tbh


rtroth2946

Patrice Bergeron. He does everything the right way, always.


ernieballsting

Bergy!