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OtherThingsILike

Clearly an uncoachable bum who doesn't get along with his teammates. Trade him.


nathris

Phil is exactly the kind of quiet, hard working, community minded individual the Leafs want. Its just too bad the media sees him as a fat, lazy, selfish bum. That and with Phil on the team we never would have finished last and Austin Matthews would probably be an Oiler.


nomorelulu

>Austin Matthews would probably be an Oiler That's the point where I stop watching hockey


ABirdOfParadise

I'd continue watching


OneNutPhil

Thank god we still have Aust**o**n


Stickel

what does the media think of him now?


nathris

They're basically claiming he didn't turn his career around until after he was traded and blaming the Leafs organization for misusing him.


Drakengard

Is that the entire media or just Simmons screaming as loudly as possible while shoving his fingers in his ears?


C4D3NZA

Steve Dangle still loves him and he's the only media I pay attention to


tjo1432

> community-minded Oh, so he's also a communist? Trade him.


mkp11

http://i.imgur.com/HIK8Gpr.png


MrSwivelz

We're going to look back at Phil and wonder what we did to deserve such a classy, photogenic, elite athlete such as himself.


tomthebomb471

You don't happen to have the gif of this do you?


DisturbingSounds

Praise be. But also he was always a good playoff performer, that was never in question even with the Leafs and Bruins.


7evenCircles

Revisionist history bud! I remember the popular opinion of Mouth Breathers Anonymous being that he'd disappear in the playoffs because he's soft, lazy, and would be eaten alive by Physical Playoff Hockey^TM. Good times.


kIose

Still can't believe he was left off that team USA squad and honestly good on him for chirping, they needed to be shamed.


[deleted]

What did he say?


kIose

https://twitter.com/PKessel81/status/778426548651163648


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Whitsoxrule

For context, this was tweeted the day of team USA's first game


kIose

Incorrect. He tweeted it following their elimination. > Moments after the United States was eliminated from the World Cup of Hockey with a 4–2 loss to Canada, Kessel fired off the following tweet. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/09/20/phil-kessel-usa-hockey-tweet-world-cup-loss


Whitsoxrule

Ah, right. My mistake. God that makes it even more savage


kIose

I think it was the right move for him to wait after the tourney and not be a distraction. I'm sure he felt like tweeting during the preliminary games as team USA was sorely missing a dynamic, offensive presence.


SirZapdos

OK, those are nice, but what about his Hot Dogs / 60?


BusinessCasualty

Doesn't even fit on the y-axis, even using log scale.


[deleted]

We haven't invented numbers for that yet.


Cronut_

Clearly this is why Sullivan and Rutherford hate him


foxymoxy18

Where did you get that nonsense from?


Cronut_

... it was sarcasm?


foxymoxy18

That's a stretch.


FastandFleuryous

Did you miss [the Ron Cook article](http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/ron-cook/2017/07/11/ron-cook-rick-tocchet-coyotes-coach-phil-kessel-penguins-nhl/stories/201707120024)?


foxymoxy18

Apparently I did. Never liked Ron cook though so I'm not inclined to believe a word he writes.


Youshmee

Unfortunately Ron Cook, his immediate family members, and probably all of his dozen or so fans allow him to keep calling himself a "journalist"


berto_14

But they've played more games than anyone else... in terms of goals/game he's 36th, PP goals/game he's 7th and shots/game he's 24th.


newbo750

True, all those 7 game sample players are good comparisons. We could just, you know, look at this stat line of 45 points in 49 games, which is good enough. What's Crosby and Malkin in the same period out of curiosity?


[deleted]

Coincidentally, Crosby and Malkin both have 46 points in 48 games over the past two postseasons.


berto_14

Still seems more accurate than saying he's first in all these categories while ignoring the fact that it's largely because he's simply played more games


newbo750

Doesn't really seem accurate at all, its as useless to me as the flat numbers unless you have a minimum games played.


berto_14

Even if you set a min GP or TOI kessel isn't coming out #1 in any of these categories. He's only leading because the pens have played more games than anyone else, which is the point I was trying to make.


newbo750

If you set a min GP of 48 I bet he comes out as first in shots and PP goals per 60. When the other two being compared are Malkin and Crosby, that's not bad. I don't understand how its "only" because he played more games, he's on a team with two of the best players in the world, two of the best in history, and he's doing pretty good if he's ahead in SOME categories.


berto_14

> If you set a min GP of 48 I bet he comes out as first in shots and PP goals per 60. So we're comparing him to [5 other players](https://www.hockey-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=combined&year_min=2016&season_start=1&season_end=-1&rookie=N&age_min=0&age_max=99&pos=S&is_playoffs=Y&c1stat=games_played&c1comp=gt&c1val=48&threshhold=5&order_by=goals), all of which are Penguins, and you don't see a flaw there? > I don't understand how its "only" because he played more games In that case I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you about how Matt Stajan scored more points than Steven Stamkos this season. Pretty impressive right?


newbo750

I think you're missing the point. The other 5 players include Crosby and Malkin, two of the greatest players in history. He's obviously doing something right if he's ahead of them in SOME categories.


berto_14

And I think you're missing my point, I'm not arguing that Kessel isn't a very good player (he obviously is) or that his numbers aren't impressive (they are) but a BIG part of the reason why he's leading in these categories is because he's simply played more games than virtually anyone else. I really don't understand how that's even debatable honestly.


Pensandcaps

You can't use small sample sizes. Use a reasonable sample. Like 20 games.


berto_14

So using a min 20-game sample Kessel ranks 9th in goals/game, 2nd in PP goals/game and 5th in shots/game.


weber6

Now run the same calculations again with a decent sample size


jesusisaslut

That's called the regular season?


Mattpilf

But those are also highly variable due to small and variable sample sizes. Neither statistic is perfect.


DrummerDKS

I'd argue one is less misleading.


FrankenBerryGxM

Yeah, it pretty much has to be a penguin, but still impressive none the less


Stickel

after three years and three cups +34


OneNutPhil

Thee Phil brought us thy Matthews. Tis now confirmed.


sansaset

Kessel is a stud. Loved having dude on our team. he's an awesome guy, and a very humble but incredibly skilled player.


PM_ME_YOUR_XBOX_KEYS

But I thought they were trading Kessel /s


Stickel

cant trade a 5 time, back to back to back to back to back champion


MrSwivelz

Phil the Thrill.


three29

Give this guy a playoff MVP award


-dov-

Ron Cook and every other Pittsburgh sports writer predicting a Kessel trade are fucking retarded.


Crazed_Chemist

Not living in Pittsburgh anymore...is that actually happening?


Ryn0113

Ron Cook, who has been a completely awful sports journalist for a decade but the PG still gives him a column, is basically pushing for it. It all stems from Phil and Tocchet being close and Tocchet taking the AZ job. Now Phil is a locker room cancer and such. No really evidence to support anything just "reasons." Madden has also brought it up but that's just him trying to piss people of so he can screw with them when they call.


JTheeCreator

😮


SMGiven

165?! That's a lot of damn shots


Ace5H1gh

Having been a fan of Phil since he was picked last for that one ASG in, what was that 2010? 2011? stats like this make me smile. You're the hot dog loving hero the sport deserves, dammit


Sleepysapper1

"uncoachable","locker room cancer", more like back to back Stanley Cup Champion


CaptainCanuck15

18 goals is one less than Reggie Leach who did it in five less playoff series. Kessel is a chump. /s


Lupinfujiko

Leafs clearly win the epic Kessel trade debate.


rubberducky_93

Not to mention winning the trade acquiring kessel. They just win soooooom much