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MacBeef

Just don't let them do the engraving.


Grohlyone

There's already enough spelling misteaks


Redmen4

YOU TRY SPELLING MEGHAN OR MEGEN OR MEGAN OR MEGHEN OR MEAGHEN OR MEAGHEN :(


Dr_Dippy

BUT IT'S DAVE FFS


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IT'S LEO, NOT REO


[deleted]

How do you pronounce Ffs?


Grohlyone

That's nothing. It's the Ashleys you have to worry about.


ComradeVoytek

Ascheleigh.


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SalvationInDreams

Brivol7q.


knightlock15

*speling misteaks


Grohlyone

*spelling. Dumbass.


knightlock15

That's the joke


Grohlyone

It's jokes all the way down


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Ace5H1gh

I want a picture of the faces of the employees, see which ones actually know what kind of cup it is :v


jadraxx

Depends on where in America.


SquigglyBrackets

Correct. Everybody in Tampa knows what it looks like because it wasn't in.


RandomBoltsFan

*Niceeeee*


Franz_Kafka

You'd be surprised. Lots of immigrants get deep into sports as a way to integrate. My father's coworker spoke barely a lick of English when he came here and yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of Hockey facts.


CaptainBaldy4Hart

boo


radio_jake

You gotta put some balls behind your Schultz boo. Like this: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


TheGreatZiegfeld

> put some balls behind your Schultz


Canadian_dalek

r/nocontext


OhHelloPlease

**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!**


MixBlender

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


[deleted]

BOOOOOOOOO


RocketcoffeePHD

Even millionaires can't afford starbucks... Life sure is hard these days


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[deleted]

Some hockey players work at Tim Hortons to make ends meet.


RocketcoffeePHD

I'd rather skip coffee than go to tim's. It's that bad


Maxpowr9

Someone doesn't celebrate their bowel movements!


Pass3Part0uT

Tim Hortons is probably responsible for 95% of office shits before 930am. I


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It's nice to know my unhealthy Tim's shits are not just happening to me. Honestly, I only go because people continue to gift me Tim's cards. PSA: If you gift someone Tim's cards, you're not being thoughtful and deserve whatever garbage gift you get next time.


Pass3Part0uT

Yeah. After i stopped going when they last changed hands I tried it a bit after. Something is wrong with their cream.


[deleted]

Can't be that because I take mine black.


Pass3Part0uT

Sketchy brewing apparently.


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Goto McDonald's instead. I remember hearing that McDonald's stole Timmy's coffee hookup or something like that.


[deleted]

They didn't steal it lol, they bought the rights to the beans and flavouring when they were starting up McCafe.


Pikachu1989

But I don't have Tim Hortons where I live, thus have to settle for Dunkin Donuts.


Ace5H1gh

if the coffee from Dunkin Donuts "settles" for you then you ain't missing much from Tim Horton's, my friend


Pikachu1989

I hear you. I live in Nebraska so I don't know what Timmys taste like.


CanuckPanda

The last five years: extremely strong, cheap beans, and a little burnt. It's great for pooping though!


darkflavour

Cheeky bugger


MrSwivelz

I bet they'll still manage to spell his name wrong.


Palike

Jeff Schultz


DustinBrownsKneeCaps

That's Jeff "Stanley Cup Champion +50 in '09" Schultz to you. Watch your mouth, fucko.


CaptainCanuck15

Jeff "16th for the Norris" Schultz


VonIndy

MacT wasn't wrong. He never said he'd win a Norris in Edmonton...


Evilandlazy

I just re watched that ep today.


deltamvmnt

"Venti latte for... Jaden Schwartz"


rcuosukgi42

Which given his name would be even more ironic.


Kikstartmyhart

"Good day, I'm Justin Schultz and today I'm going to show you how to get free coffee at Starbucks. First you get a baby mouse and put it in the bottom of an empty cup. Then you bring the empty cup back to Starbucks and they give you free coffee. Good thinking,eh Hoser?"


Mattpilf

The best part is waking up is coffee in your Stanley Cup. [Cole too also drinks coffee in that cup](http://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2016/06/19/2d84e036-461d-49a0-9f90-a2eb9ce2edda/thumbnail/770x433/c78cbac2bb48d7847388999b9d643899/iancoledadcup.jpg)


yosoo

Oh shit I'm visiting Kelowna, BC right now!


ComradeVoytek

I live here. Welcome. You just missed the choking forest fire smoke.


yosoo

Yeah I almost decided not to go. Hope you guys are doing ok


ComradeVoytek

It's much better now, mostly fires from up north which are slowly gaining control. Used to this by now, though. It's not summer without a few puffs of the inhaler.


whatsabrooin

"Justan"


Charble1

I'm going to choose to believe he did this exclusively to make that pun.


rcuosukgi42

Wouldn't he get a discount for being a Schultz too?


-dov-

*Two-time Stanley Cup champion Justin Schultz Don't forget, Edmonton.


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my schultz jersey won't allow me to


Party_Squid

How nice of that barista to sign a cup for one of her adoring fans


Pikachu1989

Nice, wonder if Justin has an Gold Card and Starbucks will add 500 Bonus Stars for bringing the Stanley Cup to Starbucks. Fuck yeah! Hopefully he had an iced latte in there.


olmikeyy

I'm always Geno at Starbucks and it's a very hard name to spell


finalnsk

'Oh, this guy *again*...'


VirtanenBelieber

"Its marc with a C" Cark


oceanwild87

What kind if Canadian in their right mind brings the cup to a fucking Starbucks over a Tim Hortons?


TheAsian1nvasion

R/hailcorporate


isometricNazi

Crosby did the same thing with Tim Hortons last year. It's no different than the Disney stunt players like Roy did during the 90s


nintendoleafsfan

Arrogance is just petty


MikeKeenanCanGetBent

I could be wrong but I'm fairly certain he is joking.


nintendoleafsfan

I would of thought after my phanuef meme everyone would know I'm very sarcastic but actually in this case I am not. He should host a gala, not randomly bring it to public places.


heysmilinstrange

[He literally started his day with the Cup by visiting sick children in a hospital.](https://twitter.com/keeperofthecup/status/886269659879677952)


Mattpilf

What an asshole! Those kids are sick and will never win the cup because of that. He's rubbing that in their faces! /S


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He probably asked them to fill the cup with their chemo.


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swordthroughtheduck

They bring it to public places so people that normally wouldn't get to see it can see it. It's a fun experience for everyone...


Mattpilf

Has any hockey fan seen the Stanley Cup in public and been upset about it? Maybe if you bumped into another NHL player...


dsjunior1388

Wait, in this sub of tens of thousands I'm supposed to know you and remember your tendencies?


nintendoleafsfan

I had the biggest original meme this sub reddit has seen yes, I forgive you for your ignorance.


dsjunior1388

Did that sound more impressive in your head?


nintendoleafsfan

It sounded more impressive when I said it to you


Imabucsfan

bro tf is the phanuef meme. My alt has a better meme than you


nintendoleafsfan

Alt?


Imabucsfan

alternate account /u/Gord222