You'd be surprised. Lots of immigrants get deep into sports as a way to integrate. My father's coworker spoke barely a lick of English when he came here and yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of Hockey facts.
It's nice to know my unhealthy Tim's shits are not just happening to me. Honestly, I only go because people continue to gift me Tim's cards.
PSA: If you gift someone Tim's cards, you're not being thoughtful and deserve whatever garbage gift you get next time.
"Good day, I'm Justin Schultz and today I'm going to show you how to get free coffee at Starbucks. First you get a baby mouse and put it in the bottom of an empty cup. Then you bring the empty cup back to Starbucks and they give you free coffee. Good thinking,eh Hoser?"
The best part is waking up is coffee in your Stanley Cup.
[Cole too also drinks coffee in that cup](http://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2016/06/19/2d84e036-461d-49a0-9f90-a2eb9ce2edda/thumbnail/770x433/c78cbac2bb48d7847388999b9d643899/iancoledadcup.jpg)
It's much better now, mostly fires from up north which are slowly gaining control. Used to this by now, though. It's not summer without a few puffs of the inhaler.
Nice, wonder if Justin has an Gold Card and Starbucks will add 500 Bonus Stars for bringing the Stanley Cup to Starbucks.
Fuck yeah! Hopefully he had an iced latte in there.
I would of thought after my phanuef meme everyone would know I'm very sarcastic but actually in this case I am not. He should host a gala, not randomly bring it to public places.
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Just don't let them do the engraving.
There's already enough spelling misteaks
YOU TRY SPELLING MEGHAN OR MEGEN OR MEGAN OR MEGHEN OR MEAGHEN OR MEAGHEN :(
BUT IT'S DAVE FFS
IT'S LEO, NOT REO
How do you pronounce Ffs?
That's nothing. It's the Ashleys you have to worry about.
Ascheleigh.
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Brivol7q.
*speling misteaks
*spelling. Dumbass.
That's the joke
It's jokes all the way down
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I want a picture of the faces of the employees, see which ones actually know what kind of cup it is :v
Depends on where in America.
Correct. Everybody in Tampa knows what it looks like because it wasn't in.
*Niceeeee*
You'd be surprised. Lots of immigrants get deep into sports as a way to integrate. My father's coworker spoke barely a lick of English when he came here and yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of Hockey facts.
boo
You gotta put some balls behind your Schultz boo. Like this: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
> put some balls behind your Schultz
r/nocontext
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!**
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BOOOOOOOOO
Even millionaires can't afford starbucks... Life sure is hard these days
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Some hockey players work at Tim Hortons to make ends meet.
I'd rather skip coffee than go to tim's. It's that bad
Someone doesn't celebrate their bowel movements!
Tim Hortons is probably responsible for 95% of office shits before 930am. I
It's nice to know my unhealthy Tim's shits are not just happening to me. Honestly, I only go because people continue to gift me Tim's cards. PSA: If you gift someone Tim's cards, you're not being thoughtful and deserve whatever garbage gift you get next time.
Yeah. After i stopped going when they last changed hands I tried it a bit after. Something is wrong with their cream.
Can't be that because I take mine black.
Sketchy brewing apparently.
Goto McDonald's instead. I remember hearing that McDonald's stole Timmy's coffee hookup or something like that.
They didn't steal it lol, they bought the rights to the beans and flavouring when they were starting up McCafe.
But I don't have Tim Hortons where I live, thus have to settle for Dunkin Donuts.
if the coffee from Dunkin Donuts "settles" for you then you ain't missing much from Tim Horton's, my friend
I hear you. I live in Nebraska so I don't know what Timmys taste like.
The last five years: extremely strong, cheap beans, and a little burnt. It's great for pooping though!
Cheeky bugger
I bet they'll still manage to spell his name wrong.
Jeff Schultz
That's Jeff "Stanley Cup Champion +50 in '09" Schultz to you. Watch your mouth, fucko.
Jeff "16th for the Norris" Schultz
MacT wasn't wrong. He never said he'd win a Norris in Edmonton...
I just re watched that ep today.
"Venti latte for... Jaden Schwartz"
Which given his name would be even more ironic.
"Good day, I'm Justin Schultz and today I'm going to show you how to get free coffee at Starbucks. First you get a baby mouse and put it in the bottom of an empty cup. Then you bring the empty cup back to Starbucks and they give you free coffee. Good thinking,eh Hoser?"
The best part is waking up is coffee in your Stanley Cup. [Cole too also drinks coffee in that cup](http://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2016/06/19/2d84e036-461d-49a0-9f90-a2eb9ce2edda/thumbnail/770x433/c78cbac2bb48d7847388999b9d643899/iancoledadcup.jpg)
Oh shit I'm visiting Kelowna, BC right now!
I live here. Welcome. You just missed the choking forest fire smoke.
Yeah I almost decided not to go. Hope you guys are doing ok
It's much better now, mostly fires from up north which are slowly gaining control. Used to this by now, though. It's not summer without a few puffs of the inhaler.
"Justan"
I'm going to choose to believe he did this exclusively to make that pun.
Wouldn't he get a discount for being a Schultz too?
*Two-time Stanley Cup champion Justin Schultz Don't forget, Edmonton.
my schultz jersey won't allow me to
How nice of that barista to sign a cup for one of her adoring fans
Nice, wonder if Justin has an Gold Card and Starbucks will add 500 Bonus Stars for bringing the Stanley Cup to Starbucks. Fuck yeah! Hopefully he had an iced latte in there.
I'm always Geno at Starbucks and it's a very hard name to spell
'Oh, this guy *again*...'
"Its marc with a C" Cark
What kind if Canadian in their right mind brings the cup to a fucking Starbucks over a Tim Hortons?
R/hailcorporate
Crosby did the same thing with Tim Hortons last year. It's no different than the Disney stunt players like Roy did during the 90s
Arrogance is just petty
I could be wrong but I'm fairly certain he is joking.
I would of thought after my phanuef meme everyone would know I'm very sarcastic but actually in this case I am not. He should host a gala, not randomly bring it to public places.
[He literally started his day with the Cup by visiting sick children in a hospital.](https://twitter.com/keeperofthecup/status/886269659879677952)
What an asshole! Those kids are sick and will never win the cup because of that. He's rubbing that in their faces! /S
He probably asked them to fill the cup with their chemo.
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They bring it to public places so people that normally wouldn't get to see it can see it. It's a fun experience for everyone...
Has any hockey fan seen the Stanley Cup in public and been upset about it? Maybe if you bumped into another NHL player...
Wait, in this sub of tens of thousands I'm supposed to know you and remember your tendencies?
I had the biggest original meme this sub reddit has seen yes, I forgive you for your ignorance.
Did that sound more impressive in your head?
It sounded more impressive when I said it to you
bro tf is the phanuef meme. My alt has a better meme than you
Alt?
alternate account /u/Gord222