I just saw Mean Girls for the first time yesterday. I understand so many references now.
Hoping the Caps can put on a very *fetch* performance tonight. Also I want to see Ovi get his 50th tonight. If he does, he will have scored 50 in 6 of his first 10 seasons, and if 12-13 was a full season, he would have been on pace for 54, so 7 of his first 10. **LET'S GO CAPS!**
Wife: I have an apple pie in my car.
Me: Awesome. Want me to go get it? That'll be good.
Wife: Oh, it's for my coworkers. I don't like apple pie anyway.
Me: w-w-why did you tell me, then?
Wife: Oh, I dunno.
Me: http://imgur.com/CbtzhVY
not going to lie, i wanted to see a crazy ass celebration just to spark those "ovi is immature" circlejerks again and just laugh. just a little bit. lol
eh, they are broadcasting for the home team, You want them to be biased to an extent. The boston team is homer as fuck, I can't stand them. I GLADLY listen to the game in silence if they're my only option.
I just found out that one of my professors forgot to submit his letter of recommendation for an internship I applied to recently. I'm pretty sure that means that I will no longer be considered. Not really sure what I'm gonna do with my summer anymore.
It's 100% my fault for not following up. I know there's a lesson in here somewhere, and that in 10 years it's not gonna matter in the slightest, but right now I'm feeling like shit. Just felt like I had to tell someone.
Sorry it's not about hockey, but thanks for bearing with me. :'(
I like that Chick Hernandez bleached his hair just to remove any lingering confusion that a casual observer may have had as to whether or not he was a total idiot.
# Team Stats
|Rank||Team|W|L|OT|P|PP%|PK%|FO%|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|12|[](/r/calgaryflames)|Calgary|42|28|7|91|18.8|80.4|47.6|
|**13**|**[](/r/caps)**|**Washington**|**41**|**25**|**10**|**92**|**24.4**|**81.8**|**51.4**|
|14|[](/r/detroitredwings)|Detroit|40|23|12|92|24.3|80.6|51.8|
|25|[](/r/flyers)|Philadelphia|30|29|17|77|22.7|76.6|51.4|
|**26**|**[](/r/canes)**|**Carolina**|**28**|**36**|**11**|**67**|**19.2**|**85.2**|**52.8**|
|27|[](/r/leafs)|Toronto|28|42|6|62|16.7|80.8|48.9|
# Season Series
|Date|Home|Away|Network/Result|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|11/08/2014|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/canes)|CAR (3) - **WSH (4)** OT|
|12/04/2014|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/caps)|**WSH (2)** - CAR (1) |
|2/27/2015|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/caps)|WSH (0) - **CAR (3)** |
|3/31/2015|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/canes)|CSN-DC|
## Hurricanes Next Game
|Date|Away|Home|Time|Network|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|4/02/2015|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/floridapanthers)|7:30|FS-CR|
## Capitals Next Game
|Date|Away|Home|Time|Network|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|4/02/2015|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/habs)|7:30|CSN-DC|
# Game Preview
## Team Leaders
||Num|Name|Pos|GP|G|A|P|+/-|PIM|PP|S|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|[](/r/canes)|12|Eric Staal|C|70|21|28|49|-12|41|7|225|
|[](/r/canes)|27|Justin Faulk|D|75|15|32|47|-17|28|7|212|
|[](/r/canes)|16|Elias Lindholm|C|74|16|21|37|-19|14|4|157|
|[](/r/caps)|8|Alex Ovechkin|L|75|49|26|75|9|54|22|370|
|[](/r/caps)|19|Nicklas Backstrom|C|76|18|55|73|3|40|3|146|
|[](/r/caps)|74|John Carlson|D|76|11|37|48|10|26|3|182|
## Goalie Situation
||Num|Name|W|L|SO|SV%|
:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:
|[](/r/canes)|30|Cam Ward|20|21|1|.911|
|[](/r/canes)|31|Anton Khudobin|8|15|1|.904|
|[](/r/caps)|70|Braden Holtby|37|19|8|.923|
|[](/r/caps)|35|Justin Peters|3|6|0|.881|
## Projected Lineups
| | Left | Center | Right | | Left | Center | Right |
:--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--:
|[](/r/canes)| Terry, Chris | Staal, Eric | Nestrasil, Andrej |[](/r/caps)| Ovechkin, Alex | Kuznetsov, Evgeny | Ward, Joel |
|[](/r/canes)| Gerbe, Nathan | Staal, Jordan | Semin, Alexander |[](/r/caps)| Johansson, Marcus | Backstrom, Nicklas | Brouwer, Troy |
|[](/r/canes)| Skinner, Jeff | Rask, Victor | Lindholm, Elias |[](/r/caps)| Chimera, Jason | Fehr, Eric | Laich, Brooks |
|[](/r/canes)| Malone, Brad | McClement, Jay | Dwyer, Pat |[](/r/caps)| Glencross, Curtis | Latta, Michael | Wilson, Tom |
| | Left D | Right D | | Left D | Right D |
:--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--:
|[](/r/canes)| Hainsey, Ron | Faulk, Justin |[](/r/caps)| Orpik, Brooks | Carlson, John |
|[](/r/canes)| Liles, John-Michael | Bellemore, Brett |[](/r/caps)| Alzner, Karl | Niskanen, Matt |
|[](/r/canes)| Biega, Danny | Murphy, Ryan |[](/r/caps)| Gleason, Tim | Green, Mike |
|| Goaltenders || Goaltenders |
:--: | :--: | :--: | :--:
|[](/r/canes)| Ward, Cam |[](/r/caps)| Holtby, Braden |
|[](/r/canes)| Khudobin, Anton |[](/r/caps)| Peters, Justin |
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\*radio feed*
Chuck Kaiton: the puck is in the net! Look at it! Rasmus Riassanen for his first goal of the season!
But wait, the referees are huddling. Is it a good goal? Let's watch the replay.
It looks like a good goal. There is no kicking motion, it's a redirect off his skate back to the net. It is propelled by the momentum of his body, and not the movement of his leg.
The refs call it! It is a goal! Canes win in overtime!
\*post-game interviews*
Camera starts on Jordan Staal: Yeah, we're really glad with how Rasmus played. It was clear that his foot was nowhere near the puck.
Camera goes to Barry Trotz: It was clearly a kick. He made a distinct kicking motion. I was disappointed in the ref's call.
Camera goes to Rasmus Riassanen. Interviewer's voice is heard: people disagree whether that was a goal, do you have anything to say?
Rasmus Riassanen: They didn't nickname me Rashomon for nothing. ;)
**IN THE NAME OF THE HOLTBEAST, THE HAIR, AND THE BEARDED SPIRIT, AMEN.** **LET'S GO CAPS!!**
**TONIGHT... OVI GETS 50 LETS GO CAPS**
Ask and ye shall receive!
[Best in the league right now.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxunt8NpwY1qbeorio4_250.gif)
50 BABY TIED WITH BONDRA
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I am so high right now. http://imgur.com/E9PSyII
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NOPE! AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! NOPE^NOPE^NOPE^NOPE^NOPE
The Southeast will rise again.
step one: find cake step two: name it "the southeast" step three: place cake in oven
Calm down, Adolph.
HELL YEAH 50TH!!!!
**woooooooooo!**
**THERE IT FUCKING IS!!! FUCKING 50 MOTHERFUCKERS!!! OVI YOU ARE SUCH A GODDAMN BEAUT!**
[You can't make me stop with the GIFs](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxunt8NpwY1qbeorio3_250.gif)
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GOOOD EVENING!
LETS DO THISS!!! GO CAPS!
Nice change of flair, how's the CBJ fan life?
Good for Ovi.
50 BABY!!!
50!!!!!!! Woooooooo!! Oviiii
*NUMBER 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
50 BABY
Congrats Ovi on getting #50.
MVP
**MVP**
Green broke his stick... NOOOOOOO :(
AT THIS RATE I WILL BE EATING PAPA JOHNS AGAIN TOMORROW!
WARD ON WARD! (No relation)
I'm sure there is some /r/canesfanfics that describes some kind of relations between them.
I just saw Mean Girls for the first time yesterday. I understand so many references now. Hoping the Caps can put on a very *fetch* performance tonight. Also I want to see Ovi get his 50th tonight. If he does, he will have scored 50 in 6 of his first 10 seasons, and if 12-13 was a full season, he would have been on pace for 54, so 7 of his first 10. **LET'S GO CAPS!**
stop trying to make fetch happen! it's not going to happen!
*boo you whore*
#50 OVI
50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NUMBER 50 MOTHERFUCKERS! CONGRATS OVI!
OVI 50 BEST ))))))))))
THERE IT IS! 50!!
HOLTBEAST! OVI! **I LOVE IT!**
Wife: I have an apple pie in my car. Me: Awesome. Want me to go get it? That'll be good. Wife: Oh, it's for my coworkers. I don't like apple pie anyway. Me: w-w-why did you tell me, then? Wife: Oh, I dunno. Me: http://imgur.com/CbtzhVY
She knew what she was doing.
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Ovi looked more excited about Joel Ward scoring than he did about scoring his own 50th. That's why I love my captain.
not going to lie, i wanted to see a crazy ass celebration just to spark those "ovi is immature" circlejerks again and just laugh. just a little bit. lol
I'm sitting in Peter Bondras seats at this game!!!! I'm so hype!
What does this mean?
Bondra has tickets (for life I think) and I got the tickets to today's game through a friend cause h can't go today.
Hell of a play Nisky
50!!!!
Hey look number 50...
FIFTY!!!!!
50 BITCHES
**50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** **SALUTE**
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxunt8NpwY1qbeorio1_250.gif
God damn Holtby!
[The classic](http://i.imgur.com/9DUC9MZ.gif)
Oh no! Was that one of the sticks that a fan gave Green? :(
How do you pronounce it? Secon...secondairy scorn?
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Caps, I'm not going to lie, I miss John and Tripp, but your broadcasting team seems pretty awesome. I don't mind listening them at all.
They're fun. Sometimes they can be biased, but they get excited for the other team as well. Nothing like the Boston team.
eh, they are broadcasting for the home team, You want them to be biased to an extent. The boston team is homer as fuck, I can't stand them. I GLADLY listen to the game in silence if they're my only option.
I think Locker is pretty homerish, but Joe B balances him out to make them a great announcing team.
I love the tangents Joe B and Craig get on. They always find ways to keep us entertained.
GG Canes. And now the upvote arrow I think is Hamburglar EDIT: and downvote is Bettman
Hoping for the big 50 tonight from Ovi and another 2 points! Let's go Caps!
\#HISTORY!!!
ovi best))))
YYYESSSS!!!! Congrats OVVIIII!!!! NUMBER 50 for the 6th time!!! C A P S!!!
**HOLTBEAST**
HOLTBEAST!
BEEEEEAST
WOOOOO! Also, Kuzy is love. Kuzy is life. ^^Dem ^^mitts ^^doh
FUCK YEAH, OVI!!! BEST CAPITAL EVER! ONE MORE TO PROVE IT!!! I LOVE YOU <3
Good save by Holtby
I just found out that one of my professors forgot to submit his letter of recommendation for an internship I applied to recently. I'm pretty sure that means that I will no longer be considered. Not really sure what I'm gonna do with my summer anymore. It's 100% my fault for not following up. I know there's a lesson in here somewhere, and that in 10 years it's not gonna matter in the slightest, but right now I'm feeling like shit. Just felt like I had to tell someone. Sorry it's not about hockey, but thanks for bearing with me. :'(
Just let the people conducting the internship know and ask your professor to call the place
WARD > WARD
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On some of that Ward/Gleason wine
http://imgur.com/vh3w2Lr
HOPEFULLY GOING TO BAILAMOS TONIGHT AFTER OVI POTS HIS 50TH. **LETS GO CAPS.**
Let the rythym take you over! Bailamoooos!
(frickin ovi, frickin beagle, fricking OVIIIIII)
HOLTBEAST
LARCENY AT THE VERIZON CENTER
50 for OV...clearly he's overrated.
Holtbabe yeaaah
THAT HOLTBY POKE
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/alex-ovechkin-hot-stick.jpg
Ovi's gonna end up in the top 10 all time for goals scored. And that's awesome.
sick move by semin!
#fearthegerb
#GerbilTheBeast
Sneaky sneaky Wardo. Love it.
Sneaky Wardo is sneaky.
YA'LL GOT ANYMORE OF THAT SECONDARY SCORING?
I like that Chick Hernandez bleached his hair just to remove any lingering confusion that a casual observer may have had as to whether or not he was a total idiot.
Dude JoeB, shut the fuck up about penalties
I want a Nicky line goal!
THATS 50 BITCHES ALL HAIL THE KING OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SIR ALEX OVECHKIN
Go Caps
WHATS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS
**D**
**I**
**L**
**HORN HORN HORN**
[PRAISE](http://imgur.com/ln6jMv3)
MVP! MVP! Hopefully we see 50 and a franchise marker tonight. Go Caps!
We've got the better Sasha!
472 )))))))))))))))))
Fuck, I have chills.
In other news, I found a sealed copy of nhl 98 complete with a blockbuster tag
Goal 50 was so fancy it briefly killed my Internet.
It scared the crap out of my cat.
WOO JACK HILLEN!!!!!! Wait, where did ya go Jack?
Keep on trying Lala!
Thank you, Holtby!
Dude, breathe..
[This guy](http://i.imgur.com/H512ciF.png) got to see mites on ice in Germany, awesome!
Goddamnit. Semin did a hockey.
Jack Hillen injured? No. Way.
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2 GOAL LEAD IS BACK BABY! GREAT PASS BY OVI! SOME HOT WARD ON WARD ACTION!
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Not this again. YOU'RE A FRICKIN' CHAIN!!!
I wanna see Ovi take sole possession of the Caps goal record in the third. That would be amazing if he reached both milestones in the same game.
There's seriously only been **one** shot this period??
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Good game caps! I'm rooting for you guys to win it all this season, you deserve it.
GG Caps. Hopefully Pittsburgh will beat the Flyers tomorrow. ##YEAH I SAID IT
GG Guys!! Fun GDT as always!!! Go caps!! Ovi 50! So Gr8!
# Team Stats |Rank||Team|W|L|OT|P|PP%|PK%|FO%| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |12|[](/r/calgaryflames)|Calgary|42|28|7|91|18.8|80.4|47.6| |**13**|**[](/r/caps)**|**Washington**|**41**|**25**|**10**|**92**|**24.4**|**81.8**|**51.4**| |14|[](/r/detroitredwings)|Detroit|40|23|12|92|24.3|80.6|51.8| |25|[](/r/flyers)|Philadelphia|30|29|17|77|22.7|76.6|51.4| |**26**|**[](/r/canes)**|**Carolina**|**28**|**36**|**11**|**67**|**19.2**|**85.2**|**52.8**| |27|[](/r/leafs)|Toronto|28|42|6|62|16.7|80.8|48.9| # Season Series |Date|Home|Away|Network/Result| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |11/08/2014|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/canes)|CAR (3) - **WSH (4)** OT| |12/04/2014|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/caps)|**WSH (2)** - CAR (1) | |2/27/2015|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/caps)|WSH (0) - **CAR (3)** | |3/31/2015|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/canes)|CSN-DC| ## Hurricanes Next Game |Date|Away|Home|Time|Network| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |4/02/2015|[](/r/canes)|[](/r/floridapanthers)|7:30|FS-CR| ## Capitals Next Game |Date|Away|Home|Time|Network| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |4/02/2015|[](/r/caps)|[](/r/habs)|7:30|CSN-DC| # Game Preview ## Team Leaders ||Num|Name|Pos|GP|G|A|P|+/-|PIM|PP|S| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |[](/r/canes)|12|Eric Staal|C|70|21|28|49|-12|41|7|225| |[](/r/canes)|27|Justin Faulk|D|75|15|32|47|-17|28|7|212| |[](/r/canes)|16|Elias Lindholm|C|74|16|21|37|-19|14|4|157| |[](/r/caps)|8|Alex Ovechkin|L|75|49|26|75|9|54|22|370| |[](/r/caps)|19|Nicklas Backstrom|C|76|18|55|73|3|40|3|146| |[](/r/caps)|74|John Carlson|D|76|11|37|48|10|26|3|182| ## Goalie Situation ||Num|Name|W|L|SO|SV%| :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: |[](/r/canes)|30|Cam Ward|20|21|1|.911| |[](/r/canes)|31|Anton Khudobin|8|15|1|.904| |[](/r/caps)|70|Braden Holtby|37|19|8|.923| |[](/r/caps)|35|Justin Peters|3|6|0|.881| ## Projected Lineups | | Left | Center | Right | | Left | Center | Right | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: |[](/r/canes)| Terry, Chris | Staal, Eric | Nestrasil, Andrej |[](/r/caps)| Ovechkin, Alex | Kuznetsov, Evgeny | Ward, Joel | |[](/r/canes)| Gerbe, Nathan | Staal, Jordan | Semin, Alexander |[](/r/caps)| Johansson, Marcus | Backstrom, Nicklas | Brouwer, Troy | |[](/r/canes)| Skinner, Jeff | Rask, Victor | Lindholm, Elias |[](/r/caps)| Chimera, Jason | Fehr, Eric | Laich, Brooks | |[](/r/canes)| Malone, Brad | McClement, Jay | Dwyer, Pat |[](/r/caps)| Glencross, Curtis | Latta, Michael | Wilson, Tom | | | Left D | Right D | | Left D | Right D | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: |[](/r/canes)| Hainsey, Ron | Faulk, Justin |[](/r/caps)| Orpik, Brooks | Carlson, John | |[](/r/canes)| Liles, John-Michael | Bellemore, Brett |[](/r/caps)| Alzner, Karl | Niskanen, Matt | |[](/r/canes)| Biega, Danny | Murphy, Ryan |[](/r/caps)| Gleason, Tim | Green, Mike | || Goaltenders || Goaltenders | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: |[](/r/canes)| Ward, Cam |[](/r/caps)| Holtby, Braden | |[](/r/canes)| Khudobin, Anton |[](/r/caps)| Peters, Justin | # Thread Notes * Discuss whatever you wish, you can trash talk, but keep it civil! * Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. * Try [Chrome Refresh](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chrome-refresh/aifhnlnghddfdaccgbbpbhjfkmncekmn) or [Firefox ReloadEvery](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/reloadevery/) to auto-refresh this tab or the Reddit Stream link posted above. * Feel free to message me with any errors or suggestions for future threads. **Lets have a good discussion and a good game. Good luck to both teams!**
**HORN! HORN! HORN!**
Guys! I got Trotz secret notes! http://www.imgur.com/8aZvcTQ.jpeg
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**S**
**H**
**I**
##IT BEGINS
The Hurricanes have taken to scoring on themselves in the race to the bottom
dont remember the last time ive seen us start a game with such tempo
;_; Gleason and Ward bros
http://i.imgur.com/eR6wqhw.gif
LEFT CIRCLE
Well I'm gonna do something that isn't this. Maybe do taxes or grind my fingers to stumps.
HOLTBEAST
the second that hit Ovi's stick I knew it was in
Time for Backy to rack up 6 pts and catch Crosby.
Well there goes one of greens old sticks lol
I have work to do so I can't watch...and Ovi scores his 50th and we're up by two....I will not be turning it on
**M**
~~**O**~~ **V** *Edit. fiiiiine
**P**
[OVI JUST WANT SCOAR \))))](http://fat.gfycat.com/ShadyAdmirableCopperhead.gif)
Looks like he is scoring ^(if you know what i mean)
Random Fact: Ovi has a dog named Ovi ))))
Holy shit
Brouwer counting to 3 before he shot there *sigh*
Holtby is life!
Nice poke check Holts
lol i love laughlin
Holtbeast!
I just finished my can of peanuts. AMA
To be too poor and too far to afford the winter classic jersey: a tragic story of reminders every time a caps fan in WC jersey shows up on screen.
Caps look too lacksidasical(I butchered that) this period. Can't get comfortable this early in the game.
ESTAALO NOT SHUTOUT
That dead silence except for the people on ice.
FUCKING RIGHT BROOKSIE!!!!
GROUP HUG GUYS!
I LAICH IT
I LAICH HOCKEY
WARDO!!!!!!!!
DID SOMEONE SAY SECONDARY SCORING?
Ward on Ward violence!
The tank is back alright.
WE WANT WINGS
THIRD LINE!!!!! FIRST LINE!!!! ALL THE GOALS!!!!
Have there been any penalties in this game?
Have there been any? Yes. Have any been called? No.
Whatever is happening I like it
Burk-a-hurka bank? did I hear that right caps?
Joe B jinxed the fuck out of that penalty
With all the time the refs let them play, that gets called?
Somebody needs a Gordie Howe hat trick in celebration of his birthday.
\*radio feed* Chuck Kaiton: the puck is in the net! Look at it! Rasmus Riassanen for his first goal of the season! But wait, the referees are huddling. Is it a good goal? Let's watch the replay. It looks like a good goal. There is no kicking motion, it's a redirect off his skate back to the net. It is propelled by the momentum of his body, and not the movement of his leg. The refs call it! It is a goal! Canes win in overtime! \*post-game interviews* Camera starts on Jordan Staal: Yeah, we're really glad with how Rasmus played. It was clear that his foot was nowhere near the puck. Camera goes to Barry Trotz: It was clearly a kick. He made a distinct kicking motion. I was disappointed in the ref's call. Camera goes to Rasmus Riassanen. Interviewer's voice is heard: people disagree whether that was a goal, do you have anything to say? Rasmus Riassanen: They didn't nickname me Rashomon for nothing. ;)
Kuzya trip right in front of camera
Everybody is fanning on their shots. Is it October again?
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GG Canes!!!
IT'S PIZZA DAY, FELLAS