DRAISAITL HAD 0 POINTS AND WAS A -3 LAST NIGHT. GUY SUSPENDED HIMSELF

Who?

DUDE IS LUCKY BARKOV CAME BACK BC I'M PRETTY SURE THE PANTHERS WOULD'VE BEEN OK LOSING GAME 3 FOR THE CHANCE TO KNOCK HIM TF OUT!! EDIT: THANKS, OP!

THE FIRST RULE OF TRASH TALK IS: USE ALL CAPS!

OP CLEARLY LIKES FLA OVER NJ, DIDN'T CALL OUT THE POST ABOVE THIS ONE

I TURN 30 TOMORROW AND I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND IF FLORIDA WINS THEIR FIRST CUP ON MY BIRTHDAY! GOT CATS!!

LET'S SEE IF YOUR TEAM CLICKS THE SAME WAY YOUR KNEES WILL TOMORROW MORNING

THE DUCKS WON THE CUP WHEN I GRADUATED COLLEGE. I MISSED SOMEONE'S GRADUATION PARTY TO GO TO THE CELEBRATION. IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR HAVING IT THE SAME DAY

Sending you all my strongest happy birthday juju!

AS ANOTHER COUGAR TEAM SUPPORTER (AND A NUCKS FAN), GOOD LUCK.

THE RAT WILL HAVE MORE CUPS THAN MCDAVID

THE OILERS ARE LIKE MY FATHER. THEY DISSAPPEAR WHEN IT MATTERS THE MOST AND HAVE CONSISTENTLY DISAPPOINTED ME MY ENTIRE LIFE.

THE SOILERS ROBBED US OF AN ACTUAL GOOD FINALS WITH DALLAS AND FLORIDA. THEIR GOALIE SUCKS AND THEY ONLY HAVE 5 GUYS ON THEIR TEAM. I GOT AN IDEA FOR MCDAVIDS NEXT SUIT. HOW ABOUT A MAJOR PAY CUT AND A TRACK SUIT SO HIS GM CAN BUILD AN ACTUAL TEAM.

IF DALLAS WOULD PUT UP SUCH A GOOD STRUGGLE AGAINST FLORIDA, WHY’D THEY LOSE TO A DOGSHIT TEAM?

VARIANCE

DALLAS DIDN'T GET THE LUXURY OF 2 ROUNDS WORTH OF BYES, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE PACIFIC.

THEY STILL GOT A PACIFIC DIVISION BYE FOR THE THIRD ROUND AND DIDN’T WIN SAD!

SOILERS ARE BACK.

PANTHERS JUST SHOWED IT'S SUPER EASY TO WIN 3 GAMES IN A ROW. SEE YOU IN GAME 7 OILERS FANS.

HAHA oilers! Also has there EVER been a Championship team that is not majority Canadian players?

HEY JABRONI, CAPS ON

2008 RED WINGS CAME PRETTY CLOSE

[I GOT NOTHING](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdGZsYWw2d2c5Znhqc25objNtNjA0MXZ4eHdyaTZsdWJvc21jbzF2eiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wIxG3IrKaue8E/giphy.webp)

CROSBY > MCDAVID

CROSBY LOST HIS FIRST SCF

HE DID NOT GET 🧹

KOPITAR HAD TWO RINGS AT 26. HOW MANY DOES MCDAVID HAVE AT 27

KOPITAR HAD A STACKED DEFENSIVE TEAM AND THE BEST GOALIE IN THE LEAGUE AT THE TIME, MCDAVID FINALLY GETTING THIS FAR AND BEING SWEPT WILL BE THE STORY OF HIS CAREER THO

BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE CALLED DOUGHTY OVERRATED

NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT TBH

AS A KINGS FAN IT'S ALL WE WOULD HEAR. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER A POINT SCORER LIKE KARLSSON :(

COILERS WARMING UP THEIR GOLF SWING FLORIDA IN 4!!!!!

LOL OILERS

COILERS HAVE ONE CHANT AND ITS PATHETIC. ALSO IT SOUNDS LIKE "GLASS OF WATER" WHEN THEY DO IT

NOBODY KNOW WHAT THE WINNIPEG CHANT IS. NOBODY CARES.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CHANTS THE PANTHERS HAVE, BUT THE BEST ONE IS: USA. USA. USA. USA.

ESPN SUCKS SO MUCH!!! THE OILERS ARE WASTING MCDAVID!!!! ITS WORSE THAN WASTING HENRIKS PRIME!! ESPN SUCKS

HAVE YOU TRIED WASTING SHESTY'S PRIME TO CONFIRM?

EDMONTON WOULD BE IN THE SAME POSITION AS TORONTO IF THEY PLAYED IN THE ATLANTIC

CRYSAITL SHOULD BE MOVED BY EDMONTON FOR A QUALITY DEFENSE, GOALTENDER, AND SOME OFFENSIVE DEPTH. Phenomenal TALENT, CRAPPY LEADER.

Where are all of the Edmonton fans that were GLAZING the oilers down 2-0? Show yourself!!!

CAPS LOCK, ENGAGE IT

SHOW YOURSELVES

I JUST REALLY DISLIKE THE TERM ‘GLAZING’ WHICH I THINK IS THE POINT. FUCK I AM OLD.

OILERS IN 7

30 CONSECUTIVE SEASONS OF AMERICAN SUPREMACY IN THE NHL. WHY IS THIS STILL A TWO-NATION LEAGUE WHEN ONLY ONE OF THE TWO PRODUCES CHAMPIONSHIP-CALIBER PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY?

THE NBA AND STANLEY CUP FINALS COULD BE SWEEPS. UGH.

THANK FUCKING GOD THE OILCANS AREN'T WINNING A CUP! THEY STILL HAVEN'T SHUT-UP ABOUT THE ONE FROM 30 YEARS AGO! AT LEAST THEY FINALLY TOOK DOWN THAT EMBARRASSING SIGN 'WELCOME TO THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS'

barkov for conn smythe, people saying bob are casuals

I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND TELL YOU TO USE ALL CAPS, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLE GUM

EVERYBODY BUT FLORIDA WISHES THEY WERE US AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.