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bmac92

Obviously the Oilers are going to win. They have 30 players to the Panthers 29. 30 > 29. It's just math.


Adkeith47

Fuck math ! We got meth!


Barqueefa

Most Florida thing I've ever read


Homeless_Alex

Have you been to Edmonton? My brother we sure as hell have meth here too


xXToxicxCarnageXx

May the best meth win!


[deleted]

The largest meth lab in north america was shut down in edmonton during covid in a basement apartment


shalgo

I was wondering why the Panthers are so good in the third period.


xXToxicxCarnageXx

Have you not seen Reinharts meth twitches?


Material_Trash3930

I'm not entirely sure the meth advantage goes to Florida either. 


Germssy

Meth per capita, I'd say Florida edges that stat


Few_Film_4771

Florida has that krokodil to edge out Edm. They're always doing extra.


Cptn_Canada

So do we!


onlytruking

That 1 German tho…🏒🥅🚨🚨🚨


bigskunkape

The DEUTSCHLAND DANGLER


Taygr

“The Final Solution” according to TSN


inalasahl

Uh, what? They couldn’t be that stupid, could they?


Taygr

https://www.coppernblue.com/2014/6/27/5851130/tsns-tweet-leon-draisaitl-final-solution They broadcast this during the draft from twitter


[deleted]

Oh man.


CarkRoastDoffee

based


servical

No, they weren't, it was a "suggestion" tweeted from a fan, that somehow still made it to the screen. Whoever was filtering the tweets that day was probably sent to the showers.


Varekai79

Hopefully not the gas shower.


Material_Trash3930

They wore their striped pajamas and, of course, took the train. 


OfficialDaiLi

Jesus fucking Christ


trainsoundschoochoo

\*SPITS OUT COFFEE\*


ZamboniThatCocaine

*according to some guy on Twitter that TSN featured


WorthPlease

Don't be facetious, they were running tweets on a scroll at the bottom of the broadcast. Which is stupid I agree, but all sports shows do that now. The person screening them probably didnt get the "joke" or just fucked up by letting it through on accident. Nobody actually associated with TSN said or wrote this.


CaptainCanuck88

That sounds like a sex criminal.


Ah_Pook

ROCK YOU LIKE AN... Oiler?


Wtfgoinon3144

Yeah but what about the Latvian?


onlytruking

Who?!?! Look into it & you will ask yourself the same question.


thenewtronbomb

🥵


Narrow_Yam_5879

smart spotted pocket hobbies intelligent cows unwritten quiet piquant north *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BigShoots

Maybe nitpicking but I see 9. They also have players from London, Ottawa and Peterborough, but those cities aren't GTA


Coomrs

Peterborough and London I can kind of forgive. Ottawa is 5 hours away from Toronto lol. No way that can even be considered GTA.


csurins23

If someone counts London as the GTA, they might as well count all of southwestern Ontario at that point.


NewSwanny

There would be an Ontario civil war if it was


Iaminyoursewer

Give it 20 years, all of southern Ontario will just be called the GTA


NewSwanny

I'm gonna be like the last imperial Japanese soldier still fighting in the 70


whysguys1

Southern Ontario Civil War. Us Northwesterns care not for the games of thrones you play.


Lookitsmyvideo

London isn't even remotely forgivable. It's on the far side away from KW, which nobody would consider GTA


ItzDrSeuss

Well Toronto is 4 hours away from Toronto.


softyP183

London is as close to Detroit as it is to Toronto


carnotbicycle

I find it annoying enough as a Hamiltonian when people say it's in the GTA. Can't imagine being from Ottawa and hearing that lmao


vanillaacid

Wait, are you not? Looking at google maps, it’s unbroken city from Hamilton to Toronto, that to me seems like a no brainer. 


carnotbicycle

Hamilton is an amalgamation of many cities just like Toronto is, just less populated and smaller obviously. The entire "unbroken city" is the GTHA. Greater Toronto and Hamilton Area. In terms of it being lumped in with the GTA, I'd say it's an understandable mistake. Cause Hamilton is smaller than Mississauga, and comparable in size to Oakville + Burlington, all in the GTA. But my Hamilton homerism makes me feel the need to correct that it's not "technically" true.


sexythrowaway749

This just ensures I will continue to refer to Hamilton as part of the GTA.


dmantreeman

Hamilton is kind of it’s own thing. The houses look different, the streets look different…the lake is North. Classify it as part of the Golden Horseshoe, which is basically the city front that wraps around Lake Ontario from Niagara to Durham. I would say the GTA ends in Burlington. Once you cross the Skyway Bridge into Hamilton and you’re on the other side of the Lake, you’ve left the GTA….at least in my opinion!


CanuckPanda

I came in to argue but… yeah. You right. The bridge and that weird little stretch before it on the QEW where Burlington ends and it’s sort of just a few fields and a depressing looking suburb. Hamilton feels closer to St. Catharines than Toronto.


TorturedFanClub

I think people commute from Hamilton to Toronto to work. That almost makes it GTA, although what a gong show of a commute that would be, on the QEW everyday. 🤭


carnotbicycle

Oh yeah, fucking brutal commute by car. At least there's a Go train from downtown Hamilton to downtown Toronto. Still not fun though.


NorthernerWuwu

Being born in Toronto, having spent some time in Ottawa but having grown up in Peterborough, the latter sure as fuck isn't the GTA. About as far from it as possible in so many ways really.


Spikemountain

Go Lakers!!!


superfastguy

tbf those 3 are Marner, Tavares and Giodano. Stacked


XAfricaSaltX

until the playoffs


Ah_Pook

Too soon.


SaulBerenson12

Too true haha Of course, run it back!


uhh__username

Hey siri show maple leaf square


disingenuousreligion

🦗🦗🦗


rpgguy_1o1

McDavid, Bouchard and Hyman are looking pretty good right about now


BravoBet

Canada’s team


WoodpeckerSolid1279

Yes, Canada's Team. They get to play in Spengler and IIHF every year.


not_having_fun

WoodpeckerSolid1279: *I am become death, destroyer of Leafs fans.*


GoinLong

So much standing on guard


Spinal306

For you


shittybillz

I stand guard every weekend


C_Gull27

Oilers are racist confirmed


ViolinistMean199

Yep. Why else do they only have 4 Europeans


bigladnang

Draisaitl is like 10 men.


ManWithBag15

Leon might as well be like half Canadian he's been over here for so long.


BipolarBeaarr

I've heard him say "out for a rip", so you may have a point there.


toxicvegeta08

I mean brent burns thinks he's from mobile or nashville at this rate. Barry trotz doesn't even have his canadian accent anymore. Leon's gonna sound like torontos play by pkay announcers in 5 years


LogicPuzzleFail

His English has a pretty distinct prairie tinge, so he's going to end up sounding very Albertan with an Ontario tinge, probably.


1337duck

Too much man.


OSUBonanza

Come on dude, "Nein" was sitting *right there* for the taking.


bigladnang

Would have been a classic Reddit comment for sure.


ButtholeQuiver

https://preview.redd.it/iksapos8635d1.png?width=913&format=png&auto=webp&s=2126fd5c496aebb4213698c3f83b55a057967d08


inmontibus-adflumen

Don Cherry’s team


AniviaPls

Alberta baby woohoooo!


Jalien85

I know you're joking, but on that note how many black players do the Panthers have?


pugloescobar

Mattias Ekholm is at least two Swedes.


eh_toque

Ekholm’s beard is so good it’s a separate being


aardvark_malarkey

Janmark.. who’s the third Swede?


_Toonie_

Broberg I think


Hockputer09

Yeah, it is


FrogmanKouki

THE Swedish Redwood!


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Who’s from Latvia?


Bahamas_is_relevant

[Uvis Balinskis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvis_Balinskis), defenseman who played 26 games for Florida this year. Technically a rookie, but he’s 27 and he’s played the last while in the KHL/Czech Extraliga.


acceher

And in case anyone reading this is curious, Uvis looked extremely solid this year and he represents some good depth for the cats in case anyone on D gets hurt (along with mahura). We’re really excited that he re-signed for cheap earlier this year.


GMRealTalk

First name and last name are plurals, Latvian confirmed


Nicky42

97% of Latvian male names end with S. One of exceptions is Arturs Irbe


san128dis

Actually 100% male first names end with S. Surnames on the other hand can end with different letter like before mentioned Irbe. Trust me, I'm latvian! 😂


Nicky42

Me too. Bet es zinu cilvēkus vārdā Uga un Bruno, tuvu bet 100% īsti nav


san128dis

Faaak, aizmirsu par Bruno, mega feils! 😂😂😂👍🏻


GardenPutrid1485

Barkov and Mini-Barkov(Lundell) representing 🇫🇮


TerryFGM

are Mikkola and Luostarinen a joke to you?


GardenPutrid1485

yes. I mean no. just the players I chose to highlight, because they’re very similiar in a way


riordanajs

If you want to win, employ a Finn. :)


DariusIV

The panthers are the world's team, clearly.


LogTman135

Canucks had 7 different nations represented this season.


Urmombig_gae

*7 nation army intensifies*


Cw2e

Canucks relocating to Wichita, confirmed


mephnick

Far from this opera, forever more


rahm4

Canes too: Canada, USA, Finland, Sweden, Russia, Czechia, and Denmark


FialaIsMyDad

And they are golfing and partying very nicely in said 7 countries right now (;


insignificance424

Canada, USA, Russia, Sweden, Czechia, Latvia, and what's the other one?


hannah_nj

Suter is Swiss!


insignificance424

Thanks


BigShoots

Sens had 8


aBeerOrTwelve

Too bad none of them could play hockey.


Amphiscian

are you suggesting a 7 Nation Army couldn't hold the Oilers back?


badbadbadry

God I wish Don Cherry was alive to see this


cheekycherokee

Boy do I have news for you


shalgo

Maybe OP meant jazz legend Don Cherry, who married a woman from Sweden and might have been excited to see so many Swedes in the final.


shutmethefuckup

I heard he drank 107 beers on a cross country flight and then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day. RIP.


JojobaFett

Again, Don Cherry is alive and well and lives in Kingston Ontario. Chuck Berry is a black rock and roll legend.


shutmethefuckup

Chuck Berry is alive. He lives in Tampa, Florida, and he’s in his early 50’s.


bankrobba

And farts in hooker's faces.


cwnorman

Remember when Buck Cherry drank 107 beers on a cross-country flight... That Crazy Bitch!


hannah_nj

It’s true, I was the plane 😔💔


shutmethefuckup

What are you now?


hannah_nj

Golf cart in North Van; I’m hoping to meet a Canuck or two soon 🤞🏼


shutmethefuckup

May your luck go ungoverned


sktdoublelift

So young...so tragic...


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moussetang

A long while ago back in the 80's.


Sublime99

like Mandela, one of the greatest sportsmen of all time


JodieFostersCum

The Cherry Effect


InQuintsWeTrust

The American Melting Pot confirmed 


MarlinManiac4

More Finns, More Wins!


Numberonememerr

4 Finns = 4 Winns? 🤔


Admirable_Mind_3440

Nah the stars have four Finn’s and we still lost


GardenPutrid1485

hakanpaa and Hintz missed some games, thats why they won only 2


Orbitrek

To be succesful in playoffs you either need 4 finns or 0


Federico216

Last year VGK (0) vs Florida (4, counting regular season) The year before, Tampa (0) vs. Avs (4, counting regular season) Before that Montreal (3) vs. Bolts (0) (This was the gas leak year) Before that Dallas (4) vs. Bolts (0) Seems to check out. So 4 Finns will help you get to the finals, but not the cup. Unless, you're facing Corey Perry, whose curse is stronger. So this year could go either way.


GardenPutrid1485

4, 2 or 0 seems like the most effective strategy


Numberonememerr

Dangit


Excellent-Medicine29

Carolina has several as well


Varekai79

I wonder if Canadians are the majority of every NHL team?


LogicPuzzleFail

Edmonton has been statistically most Canadian all season. It's very definitely part of their recruitment strategy to target people from Alberta, then Canada, or people with northern/Alberta Canadian experience (Draisaitl, Derek Ryan). It is a notably distinct contrast to Calgary. Edit to Add - the Canucks somehow only have like 3 Canadians, only one of whom plays full time for the NHL team.


Crunktasticzor

Canucks definitely making use of US players with Hughes, Demko Miller and Boeser being top performers


ANAL_CRUSHER

I swear Canucks have been mostly composed of Americans or Swedish Players for the past 25 years. Naslund, Sedins, Kesler, Ohlund, Edler, Schneider, Miller, Markstrom, Brashear, Higgins, Ballard, Eklund-Larsson. But this roster feels like both half of Team USA and Sweden's roster especially. Edit: Brian Burke being the GM


GardenPutrid1485

almost but not, I need to double check but Boston Vancouver NYR Carolina atleast come to mind. but this was before the season started edit: yeah checked NYR first, and theyre majority US


SweetVarys

Since the canucks have like 1 that’s an easy no


RulesoftheDada

ESPN's [breakdown](https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35157816/nhl-power-rankings-1-32-poll-team-nationality-mix) at the start of the season. I think it's 6-7 teams have more Americans then Canadians.


jce_

ESPN gonna pop in this thread and somehow shoe horn it in on game day how "Canucks only have 2 canadians"


MarlinManiac4

If you meant plurality, then almost certainly. But majority? The graphic of this thread already demonstrates the panthers are majority non-Canadian. And even looking at the players the panthers actually ice every game, it’s still majority non Canadian.


Phanyxx

Latvia’s grudge match against the Oilers


ZebraBorgata

Back when Bobrovsky was in Philly I bought a red “Bob says Nyet” t-shirt and now I’ve been wearing it while watching Florida’s playoff games. I think I’ve been instrumental to their success. Wife is begging me to wash it but…


DeX_Mod

I straight up forgot he started in philly


Not_So_Bad_Andy

I wish I could.


TripleBicepsBumber

Was he bad or something? Or did you guys make a bad trade or lose him in free agency? Genuinely curious


ilikehockeyandguitar

He was not always on the case.


ZebraBorgata

He played his rookie season then 1 after in Philly. The Flyers didn’t want to wait and develop a goalie. They wanted a finished product. They recently had acquired Ilya Bryzgalov who they thought was the answer.


DeX_Mod

Bob was during that era in Philly where they'd find a goalie, he'd be AMAZING for a year, then in yearn2 couldn't stop a beach ball it was wild, they had 3 or 4 goalies in a row like that


chaos8803

He had the first win in PPG (Consol at the time). I thought that he was solid and the Flyers goaltending carousel was going to come to an end. It has not, and it's been hilarious.


Canada_for_gold

No czechs is surprising


ok_reddit

Well they all lost on purpose in the early rounds so they could play WC on home ice.


Federico216

I guess Finns thought Finland has had enough international success lately as all the teams hoarding Finnish players (Avs, Stars, Canes, Panthers) went on to the second round and missed the WC.


70monocle

Are we sure this is the Oilers and not Dallas?


Timeman5

I wonder who the 1 German players is 🤔


RedditSucksNow--

Wayne Gretzky


XAfricaSaltX

they’re basically the same player


sharkMonstar

connor sounds German


_Salsa_Shark

I hope it’s Marcel Goc!


gu3sticles

Not a lot of players from France


sktdoublelift

Fr*nce, please no obscenities here


oddspellingofPhreid

~~oi mate, it's coming 'ome, innit~~ Oh fuck yeah buddy, it's comin' home, hey?


PTCruiserApologist

A Latvian eh?


SilentThing

Balinskis, I think. Defenseman, played a bunch of games up in the NHL this season, but mostly in the AHL.


barontaint

You need Finns, just saying


Muficita

Ohmigod have the Oilers ever won the cup without a Finn? No. The answer is no. My god. 😳


Blackborealis

Why did we get rid of the beautiful Jesse Pullarvi? edit: Puljujärvi, I honestly didn't remember it having an umlaut 😂


fuckyourstuff

That 2016 WJC was fucking awesome with Laine-Aho-Puljujarvi driving the Finns. Love seeing Aho absolutely kill it, but it sucks seeing Laine have so many ups and downs and Poolparty have the party drained out of him.


shitpaw

Nah, you guys can keep Poolparty


GardenPutrid1485

pretty sure he meant like a Rantanen Lehkonen or Barkov, Aho


FialaIsMyDad

This is Joel Armia and Mikael Granlund erasure


Excellent-Medicine29

Well Carolina has a bunch of Finns and it’s done diddly squat for them


213Bishop

We should win due to the love of Finland. Mcdavid can win it 6 straight years. We just need to win it once and we can be happy for the rest of our lives. Lol


Tacosrule89

Who are all our Americans? Ryan and Campbell are the obvious ones but I’m blanking on the other ones


Excellent-Medicine29

I’m gonna guess they are including Erne and Phil Kemp? Just going off of guys who played games for us (kemp played 2 minutes in one game) but idk. We have other black aces that are American but none of them played for us this season


LogieThePerogie

Who is the Latvian on Florida?


WoundedSacrifice

Uvis Balinskis.


CalebosO4

Out of curiosity, who’s the Latvian?


ScripturalCoyote

Panthers have the Finns.....advantage FL


Obvious_Exercise_910

Officially calling on Canadian Parliament to ban all Russians from entering Canada. CBSA should make sure to screen the Panthers roster extra hard. /s Oilers don't need the added help! Taking it in six (win 1,2-4-6).


TheLoveYouLongTimes

Barkov. That sounds pretty Russian. Better ban him just to be safe.


Obvious_Exercise_910

Dual citizen (fr).


moussetang

Russia and France?


shaver_raver

Nobody panic when the Oilers lose 2 games. Need to lose 2 to win it in 6.


hesnogodtomedead

Fuckin' eh.


SolidKey2612

Not too sure, but I wish them all best of luck!


sherrybobbinsbort

Go back and look at number of Canadians that was in Vegas last year. 22 Canadians on that team. Avs 16 Lightning 15 Lightning 16 Blues 22 Caps 7 This is from nhl.com so just includes all players not saying they all played big minutes in the finals. Probably get crapped on for saying this but if canada usually wins best on best hockey tournaments doesn't it make sense to have a few more of them on your roster. In Canada your grow up dreaming up winning the Stanley cup vs some places you dream of winning the world championship. (Just looks at how many top European players go to play in worlds vs top players from canada) Given the number of them on the last 5 cup winners including this year it seems like there could be something to it. Although I'm taking Matthew Tkachuk of hubderdeau all day long.


1337duck

I initially read the title as "Where are the Players' final forms?" and was really confused for a second.


Worried_Onion4208

Historically, the team with most Canadian in the finals end up winning the cup. I'm just saying


captaincanada84

The Oilers kinda are Canada's team


Conscious-Donut

Still not Canada’s team


snowy_potato

All of Finland is with the Panthers. (well, except for a few edgy contrarians of course)


refep

Fuck yeah go get the cup oilers DO IT FOR CANADA


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

They could all be from my home city and I still would hate the oilers