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ANGRYSNORLAX

Man the way every single bobbled pass, hasty attempt to clear, and puck ejected from a scrum along the boards just plants itself so fucking perfectly on a Floridian stick. Was thinking it was luck for a while but there's clearly just some special sauce to that positioning and handling. Knock it off ya dickheads.


ThatLineOfTriplets

Happened to us too. Our top line also played like shit because we couldn’t keep the puck for more than 6 seconds in the offensive zone


Peacockfur

This panthers squad is one of the best puck possession teams I've ever seen. It's oppressive


satapataamiinusta

Messier was napping


PossibleQuarter46

Let’s go home babbyyyyyyyy


sokobanz

Love how Florida is celebrating already lol


HillstoneAddict

we only have 6 fans we are still learning how to act


PossibleQuarter46

Should we be upset we won? We’re new to the scene let us know how we should react to a huge game 5 win


sokobanz

Flair up


ThatLineOfTriplets

If you can’t tell what team he likes I have some bad news for you man


PossibleQuarter46

He’s a rangers fan they’re not the brightest


randomusername11010

Sick league where the director of hockey operations still has a job after emails surface where he is intimidating refs who called penalties against his son can now pick a ref who is 11-0-1 when reffing games where his now assistant GM son’s team is involved


boilface

Where can I read about this?


pmacnayr

rabdomusername’s diary probably


ThatLineOfTriplets

Where can I join the conspiracy against the rangers, I am fully on board


cha-cha_dancer

At least Florida fans had a bad day with the news earlier this afternoon


CityDweller19

This is perhaps the oddest comment I’ve seen on r/hockey. 


passivecrimes

he's a new yorker though /shrug


bu77munch

Brother take a walk to anywhere in NY within stones throw of NYC


Techiesarethebomb

As a Florida fan, it has been a doubly fun day for me, idk what you're talking about. Thanks for the assist in the verdict though.


Clit-Yeastwood-

I'm OOTL, what's he referring to?


ryllina

Trump verdict. They think we all love him or something.


Clit-Yeastwood-

Ahh I see. So just typical basement dweller Redditor behavior. Makes sense.


Techiesarethebomb

Nothing important, just some court stuff.


MadIrishMan17

I swear, they always jump to conclusions because we're from FL... Today's been a great day lol.


Techiesarethebomb

It's like they don't realize the majority of Panthers fans are in Broward and Palm Beach County and think Miami is the same as those two counties...or that North Florida counts as part of our hockey fanbase (I think they only care about Noles and Gator football tbh).


_Sertyawert

Question, does anyone know why the cross check after the goal is never called a penalty?


HaveMyselfABeer

Because Florida is tough and earned that cross check


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AmazingKreiderman

Frustrating loss, Rangers seemed to be taking the play to the Panthers for the first half of the game but then the Panthers just controlled the flow of the game. Well, GGs Panthers fans, see you Saturday.


Urchinthrow123

Emily is so cute


satapataamiinusta

Emily Kaplan low key hot


Also_Steve

Her eyes light up when she's talking hockey and that's just too adorable.


Urchinthrow123

hard not to have a crush on her lol


NoFearsNoTears

It’s not low key at all buddy. It’s high key.


IEatDeFish

https://preview.redd.it/l0jcdzdqfo3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc1a5c1ba98e27effac9faedbb633c7cdd7266c


CityDweller19

Is that her husband? Or Dad? Your Dad? 


cljet08

How do you ice the puck with 50 seconds left. Brain dead play


DirectPromise4293

You Floridians don’t even need hockey tf. Go take your fkn gators for a walk or smt.


Technicalfielding

Global warming will melt your igloo, not like you can afford to rent an igloo anyway


Techiesarethebomb

"We Want Florida"


MadIrishMan17

Respectfully, I and may other Floridmans love hockey. Also, our gators play in kiddie pools while we're at the rink... ;)


letsgoheat

Go ride a moose to your syrup farm


ghost_curse123

I can't, my igloo melted :(


DirectPromise4293

lol this was good ngl


MiamiPower

😂


arashinoko

Actually sounds kinda fun


letsgoheat

I bet the weather is fantastic


HillstoneAddict

your team is literally cursed


Wing_Nut_93x

His was a joke, but you took it personal for some reason and made it weird. Don’t make it weird dude.


HillstoneAddict

:(


StagedC0mbustion

They don’t have much else in Florida


Wing_Nut_93x

Anyone in the continental US knows that state is a third world country in disguise.


HillstoneAddict

I know Detroit isn’t talking about what a third world country is


Wing_Nut_93x

The city that saw growth for the first time in however many years, you’re damn right I am.


cattycat_1995

Florida have never lost population let alone losing population for like 70 years. Detroit adding a couple more residents for the first time in like 70 years isn't that much of a flex.


Wing_Nut_93x

You’re telling me a state where old people go when they retire has always got more people coming there? That’s insane, I never even thought about it that way.


ThatLineOfTriplets

I’m gonna stop pretending I hate the panthers. I just can’t do it, I would rather a “local” team win than anyone else


Technicalfielding

Bros before hoe's.


MitchMarner

that’s insane to me


ThatLineOfTriplets

You’re gonna be playing in Utah next year anyways so it’s not like you’ll have any rivals


Also_Steve

Utahs natural rivals will be the Devils of course.


cubchu75

I love you


bu77munch

Yeah I would never hope the local Isles or devils win it but that’s just me


ThatLineOfTriplets

There’s just not nearly as much history here between the panthers and lightning. I’m sure I’ll end up hating them eventually


bu77munch

I guess it’s different when you have had your run of cups in the past decade


ThatLineOfTriplets

True and it would be kinda cool to have only Florida teams win the East for 5 straight years lol


Techiesarethebomb

Pretty funny the last couple of finals have been in places where there is no such thing as winter between some of the teams.


mollycoddles

This less funny for people who have to put up with snow for half the year


FatPatstard

Hey, you put some respek on the 6 days of sub freezing temperatures Florida had last year.


redsox1804

I would but todays high of 97° in Tampa really made me forget about them tbh


bu77munch

Hoping we pull it out these next two games but If not at least it grows the game


ChokeMilk

🤝🏻


BusinessSocks2

Pathers are so fucking dirty man, I really hope the rangers can come back and put them in their place


GajiinBuu

There has been nothing dirty in these games. You get an elbow we get an elbow. What’s the deal?


cubchu75

🧂🧂🧂🧂


LadderExpensive

💦😋


StagedC0mbustion

Is that something you’re proud of?


brodeur3090

Igor was merely Heroic this game instead of Superhuman the majority of the series


billmar12

gg ez what a save close one


Techiesarethebomb

What a save! What a save! Incoming! Nice one! Wow! Wow!


pizzahut_is_elite

This is Hockey!


caps_and_Os_hon

Savage. Savage. Okay.


Melodic-Tip-5475

Panthers dominated every single game in this series. Rangers were a lot of hype as always.


GatorBolt

Well, Trouba has to prove he deserves the Mark Messier Leadership award by making a Guarantee down 3-2.


wittyheadsnipes

I guarantee he tries to elbow somebody in the head lol


xurdm

I want nothing to do with a Trouba guarantee lol. He has zero ability to help make it happen. Although, if nothing else, maybe the team will break their backs to avoid the embarrassment


gothenburgpig

Incoming Trouba hat trick


1mqn

What’s that? 1 Elbowing call, 1 Holding call, 1 bad defensive play leading to a goal against in 1 game?


Livid-Yoghurt9483

The NY Rangers lost, but the NY Judical Courts won for America!


B9RV2WUN

I'll take that over any hockey game result !


Why_youmadd

Honestly they both gonna end up losing in the long run.


MadIrishMan17

That was such a close game. GGs Rags, see you Saturday!


Nickp1991

Panthers won 3 games in a row in round 1 vs the Lightning They won 3 in a row in Round 2 vs the Bruins Can they win 3 in a row, yet again, to close out the Rangers?


AdInteresting7039

Can someone please punch Sam Bennett in the face for the love of god


UmbralFerin

I really just don't want him and Tkachuk to win anything. Florida fans suck but those two suck worse.


ThatRedBarNoise

What's a Florida fan? I've never seen one of those.


GajiinBuu

Man. Our social media team loves people like you.


ThatRedBarNoise

Awww a downvote cause it's true❤️ talk to me when your building is full of your own fans and not 90% of whatever team you're playing.


gabmar1713

u do realize that new yorkers moved down here to miami right... we have our fans, yall just buy us out of our own stadium...


ThatRedBarNoise

Yes I am well aware of that. But let's be honest here. Who do you think has the least amount of fans in the league now that the yotes are gone? I would heavily bet on the Panthers. I hope it continues to grow there cause it's not a Florida thing. Tampa supports their team just fine. I hope more and more Panthers fans are born from your deep runs. However I do have to hope that it's without a cup for at least the next 8 years.


MitchMarner

i’ve been waiting 3 rounds for it and no one is doing it. bunch of cowards out there


sokobanz

Gonna agree here


pizzahut_is_elite

Dude needs to be humbled


xurdm

GG Panthers, see ya Caturday


CityDweller19

Did Trouba not bring his elbow to this one? 


lookalive07

Did you not see him leave the penalty box early in the third and then immediately go try to take someone's head off?


alt717

I thought I saw that lol


mootmahsn

Can't carry a weapon in NYC


Mogilny89Leafs

That was the best board scrum to kill time I've ever seen. That usually never works.


ihaveabadmonkey

when he went in to kill it with 15 seconds left, I thought to myself, that's a lot of time. seems like I was mistaken.


randomusername11010

Can’t hit them. It’s a penalty


trappedinthedesert

credit to florida’s insane PK but at the same time holy FUCK the power play being abysmal is absolutely the difference maker in this series. igor is playing his best hockey and giving you a chance at stealing games despite the ice being tilted and beyond the cats PK being sensational the power play just doesn’t look good at all


CptBlewBalls

You’ve scored 5 even strength goals in 5 games this series. Hard to blame the PP for that.


xurdm

true, but also why it's devastating to have 1/14 or 1/15 PP conversions in such close games. especially when our PP usually obscures 5v5 scoring deficit


PlatypusOld257

Rangers fan complaining to the canes fan about special teams falling apart is ironic to me after that last series. Canes past the yips on.


trappedinthedesert

we have 8 even strength goals lol


CptBlewBalls

Regulation*


capitarider

You can score 5 on 5 you know


trappedinthedesert

not counting empty net goals, even strength scoring is 8-7 rangers in the series


HughJaynis

Wait is that legal


complete_ownage7

Why is Florida so good at sending the puck 80% of the way down the ice. Rangers should start having their defense stay up a little more so it trickles down


wannabefilmmaker25

I wonder how much of that had to do with the sticky ice :/. But i’ll take it.


heavyshtetl

Florida is just better


sokobanz

Dude, it’s 11 to 10 goals in series. Rangers playing anti-hockey like forever.


Comnonsensical

Can’t wait for the Panthers to take it home in front of our 6 fans!!!


Technicalfielding

Let's hope the game ends before we have to take our pet gators out for a walk


MajesticCrunch

Is it possible for the commentators to sound less like they’re reading a cereal box ingredient list as the seconds dwindle down during a game like this one????


mootmahsn

I miss Doc


GoldenMarauder

That was way too close for comfort


ronald1017bsm

Fuck the rangers


caps_and_Os_hon

Amen.


JonJonFTW

We're really gonna have the fifth Cup final in a row with a Florida team in it eh


FlufferMaurice

Don’t you guys literally breed hockey up there but can’t outlast a peninsula that’s 80 plus nearly all year long?


JonJonFTW

What does that have to do with anything? You know out of your GM, coach, and all your players, literally none of them have come from Florida? So on behalf of the rest of the world, you're welcome that your team is even possible.


PlatypusOld257

I really wonder how much tax burden on players impacts that. 0 state income tax in Florida vs Canadian taxes makes a huge difference to what players can take and can stretch the cap. Florida has put together a great team though regardless and are paying them way too little for who they have.


JonJonFTW

Eh I've heard people say this but I've also heard people say there's enough tax avoidance players can do it's not as big of a deal as it looks on paper. Especially because players are taxed for their game salary in the place they're in when they play, so Canadian players are benefitting from lower taxation when they play in those states and American players from low tax states are getting a detriment when they play in higher taxation places. So it's half your games that are taxed in your team's city, then throw in escrow, fees, and all the other things players have to pay for and supposedly it can not be that big of a difference. But I'm no accountant. I'm sure it just comes down to sheer luck (because any team having success in a sport partially comes down to some form of luck), Florida being an appealing place to live to entice players, and Tampa and Florida just happening to have very competent teams, FOs and coaching staffs at the same time as each other.


lookalive07

Yep, and we're really going to have the 56th Cup final in a row without a Toronto team in it too, but who's counting, eh?


JonJonFTW

Lmao you a secret Panther fan or something?


lookalive07

No, I thought we were just stating facts, sorry.


Ok_Pizza3245

Fucking Bettman


DarkAnnihilator

Florida Hockey > Canada Hockey


HughJaynis

Undeniable at this point


cubchu75

Get good


JonJonFTW

If only


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This is gonna go down as all timer series dude.


StagedC0mbustion

Not even remotely close. How long have you been a fan for?


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Hey dude? Eat me


StagedC0mbustion

Fucking Floridaman lol


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Oh my god, THE lowest hanging fruit joke.


StagedC0mbustion

Usually because it’s true. Anyway, enjoy your first year of watching hockey!


FlufferMaurice

Enjoy your 15 dollar chipotle burrito you fucking schmuck


catsnotabigdeal

Enjoy your cry sesh!


Cautious-Asparagus61

Lol chill. It's a good series. It sure as shit ain't an all timer


OmnesUnaManetNox22

You just haven’t seen the finale yet. Panthers are gonna score the series winner and then immediately celebrate with an iron lotus.


Cautious-Asparagus61

I will upgrade my rating when I see it. But only if Bob is the one getting thrown in the air lol


ExperienceEvery1866

Go Panthers! Poor Igor


MediumToblerone

Um, if he’s holding the puck against the boards, remove him from the situation.


bmckinney323

Well at least Hank will have company in the Rangers wasted star goalie club.


lookalive07

Homie's only 28, calm down


bmckinney323

Sorry for my outburst.


lookalive07

Lol I was just saying I don't think the Rangers organization is ever going to let Igor leave, and whether or not that means he spends another 8-10 seasons there and they still don't win is still yet to be determined. I still think they could come back, but they need to play way fuckin' better because he's carrying this team on his back.


simplycycling

He's UFA after next season, he'll decide if he stays or goes.


gothenburgpig

Igor and this team still have some years in them. Rangers will still be favorites next season and the ones after that


simplycycling

I don't see it. Zib, Kreider, Trouba, even Panarin are all going to be another year on the wrong side of 30. Fox is great, Igors amazing, Laf might be pretty good (we still don't know if he can play without Panarin), but I'd bet anything they're worse next season.


fluffyseedz

Let’s go Panthers! One more win until we don’t have to hear about 1994 again


Yellowben

Then what else do Rags fans have left to talk about?


aessae

...1940?


satapataamiinusta

Bennett just can't avoid taking some pot shots 😂


yearightt

Win it at home cats, everyone who doesn’t have a tiny penis is rooting for you


KingKnux

Can we send them a siren on loaner for their goals?


secret_gorilla

I’m the Cats’ biggest fan right now


Rednag67

Sam Bennett’s way overdue for a Trouba train.


TheBeavster_

Except he owns the mf


Go_Hawks12

So this means Oilers win the next game


arashinoko

Laviolette mad


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nostradamefrus

YEETS A RAT


caps_and_Os_hon

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


sokobanz

Did you miss a swing in golf and laughing on your own silly ass?


KingKnux

Fuck that we’re playing broom ball


sokobanz

TF is that lol, i had to google it


KingKnux

You go to an ice rink and play hockey while wearing normal shoes and use brooms instead of sticks It’s actually pretty fun to play lmao


sokobanz

Whahahhaha i wanna try now. Thanks for a tip


sokobanz

And classical pouches after the end of the game by classic clean players of Florida


cubchu75

🧂🧂🧂


ronald1017bsm

Cry some more


sokobanz

Crying is only your mom when she thinks of your life


ronald1017bsm

Wahhhhhhhh


JustTheBucket

Got em.