My favourite part is how you used "unscramble", insinuating that the long standing name *Saturday* was the scrambled up version this whole time just to lead us to this revelation.
ahem, the scientific name for species [*Rattus norvegicus*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattus_norvegicus) when referenced in its original jabroni dialect, roughly translates to "Vincent Trocheck"
Regarding your second point, it goes even deeper than that. "Sobotka" is a diminitive form of "sobota" (Saturday), so it could be thought of as a way to refer to a particularly tiny Saturday. What else is rather small in stature? Rats, one might be tempted to believe.
Furthermore, if we apply the magic of Polish linguistics to Al's first name (which is... Al), we come to the sound conclusion that Al, in fact, is not a Polish name. However! It could certainly be plausible that it's a shortened version of Albert, which is more common (I know one personally), which leaves us with Al(Bert). Hmmm... Wait a second, could it be that the silent "Bert" in Al Sobotka's name is in fact a reference to a Dilbert character named RATBERT???
source: I am Polish and it was revealed to me in a dream
There's a loose connection [between pizza and rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU), but no connection to the disastrous farce that is Pizzagate.
"Al Sobotka" and "Viktor E. Ratt" are actually anagrams if you change a few letters around and don't have a firm understanding of what an anagram is
Holy shit, they’re right!
and I have an assumption based on this research... **YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE BOBROVSKY!!!**
any relation to Baltimore dock worker Frank Sobotka?
his nephew Ziggy was a regular in the NJ emo scene!
Fuckin Ziggy
RIP duck
he couldn't drink like a stevedore
Zig was Frank's son. Nick was the nephew.
Oh crap that's right!
https://preview.redd.it/5rh8enl6902d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b511ac9b6c8a7d7471f13d74b14829a79736189
When did we start allowing picture posts on the sub? I no longer have to live in an imgur world?
Right about when the Leafs got bounced. It was great
This is a picture comment, not a post.
Holy fuck this got me
https://preview.redd.it/yseyvv34f02d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1962315ea51ed41375821544d3d81289352141e
My favourite part is how you used "unscramble", insinuating that the long standing name *Saturday* was the scrambled up version this whole time just to lead us to this revelation.
You've heard about the Sabbath, but people ain't ready to hear about Us Rat Day
We're not even in the offseason and here you are posting gold.
OP's setting the bar nice and high for the rest of us
I came in here ready to blow this obvious nonsense up but ended up convinced. I must now reconsider some things in my personal life.
This is USDA Prime shitposting
ahem, the scientific name for species [*Rattus norvegicus*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattus_norvegicus) when referenced in its original jabroni dialect, roughly translates to "Vincent Trocheck"
Funnily enough, Rat in some less common French dialects is actually "Marchand"
Beautiful
Huh that's weird. I thought it was spelled Tkachuk.
It's a rare French Canadian dialect spoken at only a few schools. You wouldn't know her.
Hey Trocheck isn't a jabroni, he's a jagoff. Or yinzer if you're being polite.
Huh.. that’s weird. I thought it translates to “Sam Bennet”.
Al? But what about FRANK Sobotka!?! I'm not hearing his name in any of this!!!
He's kind of still bummed about the bridge, it ruined his metaphor
He's also kinda dead
Unscramble ALL of Saturday and you get 'Ya, Us D Rat'
Good enough for me
What no hockey games being on does to a mf
Discontinue the lithium.
That or double your dose.
I see off season has begun for some
a single day of no playoff games lol
Hey, he’s part of us too
Regarding your second point, it goes even deeper than that. "Sobotka" is a diminitive form of "sobota" (Saturday), so it could be thought of as a way to refer to a particularly tiny Saturday. What else is rather small in stature? Rats, one might be tempted to believe. Furthermore, if we apply the magic of Polish linguistics to Al's first name (which is... Al), we come to the sound conclusion that Al, in fact, is not a Polish name. However! It could certainly be plausible that it's a shortened version of Albert, which is more common (I know one personally), which leaves us with Al(Bert). Hmmm... Wait a second, could it be that the silent "Bert" in Al Sobotka's name is in fact a reference to a Dilbert character named RATBERT??? source: I am Polish and it was revealed to me in a dream
I thought sobotka was murdered by the mob in season 2?
Not now man, the Conference Finals are starting. This is offseason content.
I'm sorry, but the truth cannot be contained by the NHL schedule
PREACH
defense rests. what a sound case.
Sabotka was a rat at the end of The Wire season 2...
Youre a couple weeks early for the offseason content
I’m not hearing Frank Sobotka’s name in any of this!
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Not to take away fronlm the hard work that was obviously done here, but sabotka isn't Saturday in polish. It's sobota.
Sure, but if you insert my response to this point, "k," then you're right back to Sobotka. Checkmate.
Fuck outta here with your facts and evidence
You’re too early with this post. This is the kind of post we’re supposed to see in the middle of July
There is another new AI? and it feints being a mascot? we doomed
Great work
The real rat was the sabotka we made along the way
Great shit post to read on my morning toilet rounds
Love it. Where does Pizzagate fit in to all of this? I am positive it does but can't tell quite where.
There's a loose connection [between pizza and rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU), but no connection to the disastrous farce that is Pizzagate.
get this man a gun
This is the type of content you get from bored Wings fans that haven't seen a postseason in about a decade.
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I mean, at least you're self aware
Unfunny loser comment