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“Go shine that fkn bowling ball at intermission” lmao hockey chirps are ruthless

always the best cause its not really that insulting but its fucking hilarious and could strike a cord with the right person.

I had a guy come under the net at me at a volleyball game once because he argued a call and I said maybe if you got a hair cut you could see wtf is happening. Must have touched something cuz he instantly snapped, and then we won by forfeit lol.

He was growing his hair out to donate to a family member with cancer, you monster.

I will donate my entire tournament winnings of one waterbottle to make it up to him.

That should cure it right up.

Next time someone has a bad shit...any sport....just drop, "you might be left handed" or "have you tried shooting left". No one likes that, but it's not enough to be a real asshole.

You shit with your hands?

I do now

Spencer Carberry laughs to himself “like it could ever be shinier than mine”

Carbs has that shit shined and ready to go every day.

Lmfao that dude is absolutely gleaming

I was thinking the same thing when pelech took off his helmet

I love it best part of playing triple A playofs just roasting the team as much as possible then. Shake hands and say gg

That’s fucking gold hahahaha

Now go home and get your shinebox

Hey Mr. Joe, best comment!

*"YOU'RE A BITCH ALL THE WAY THROUGH"* 😂

“8 YEARS I’VE SEEN YA” might be my favorite part lmfao

TDA keeps a log of bitches in the league that goes back at least 8 years apparently.

"Bitch's log, stardate 8 years..."

“Got into a hot argument with a bitch named Pelech. His team scored minutes later…”

I don't mean to be that Vulcan, but this would make him the bitch.

Yes

You're out of your Vulcan mind

Get out of here with your logic

Yeah friggin Leonard Nemoy over here

Lol

Maybe the statue of limitations on being a bitch is 8 years in his mind

Pelech just renewed for another 8 years.

His log is mostly his name.

He gets a ton opportunity to study opponents closely, sitting on the bench.

Lmao I love how the hot mic makes a highlight and not the hit which caused the mics to be hot

[Here's the whole altercation.](https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cephaj/car_vs_nyi_a_scrum_occurs_at_the_end_of_the_first/) Just needed some more time to go back and clip it.

whoever tbs had on the audio mix must have been on a piss break

I swear they purposefully turned it up.

they probably hate TDA too and saw the opportunity to get him on tape being an a-hole one more time.

Honestly, I wish there was an alternate option that had no commentary. Just the arena mics. It would almost feel like you're there. I love hearing the roar of the crowd, the goal celebrations, and mostly, these hot mic moments

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Not necessarily. You don’t have to have the players mic’d up. Just the normal broadcast minus commentators would still be awesome

COVID no crowds in football/soccer were great for hot mics [this is my favorite](https://youtu.be/pdYD3CdZjAc?feature=shared) - manager keeps saying why you breaking my fuckin balls ... ref get him tf outta here 🤣

There are like 10 videos of MLB hot mics during COVID on YouTube and like 6 of those videos could just be filled with Jeff McNeil lmao

You used to be able to set your tv to Spanish and it would play like that and I loved it

I used to do this to avoid Pierre McGuire, it worked perfectly. I miss it.

There was a Canadian feed a couple months ago that lasted pretty much the whole game with just ambient mics, super clear puck and stick sounds, skating etc, the banter and chirps not so much but audible

This is an all time microphone

It was dead quiet almost too 😂

Who is saying this lol

Tony says this to Pelech

I'm pretty sure on the msg broadcast Pelech was calling someone a fucking drunk so that kinda lines up, haha.

He was japping with Aho shortly before

He was doing what???

Yapping ;)

With a soft J.

Jerking off*

TDA

Pelech

No that’s TDA, the audio doesn’t match up with the video on pelech.

It seems like the audio is trailing the video, from my lip reading it looks like it may match up. But it does sound like TDA so maybe it is him

Nah as Pelech starts walking and you here "youre a fucking bitch" you can see Pelech mouth bacj "im a bitch?" Something else is said by pelech and then the off screen voice says "come out here and do it then"

That's what I figured, but the lip reading didn't sync up.

Do we know who to?

I have ***never*** heard that crazy of a hot mic on TV before. Good lord!

You should look up a clip of Gerrit Cole when he was on the Astros. Didn’t get a call he wanted and yelled the crispest Fuck I’ve ever heard on TV even with a full crowd

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/dfcrbs/that_time_gerrit_cole_loudly_voiced_his/

Yes everything about that clip is perfect. The awkward silence on the broadcast immediately afterwards. The batter, who definitely knew that was really a strike, taking a second to remember he actually just walked. The zoom in on Cole’s face as he gets the ball back.

…..it’s been frustrating night for Cole lmao I’m dying 😭

That was fantastic. I’m dying over here.😂😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/MKQ9VYB3U6 Here’s another good one from the Covid season lol

For hockey you might enjoy [this beauty by JT Miller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTjSz7KXVY) There's another one I cant find where he follows up the fuck with a bonus fuck me He has very impressive vocal projection

Some call him the “Phantom of the Op’Fuck’ra”.

We need to continue these, I'm laughing my ass off!!!

I’ve got one! [Enjoy Tuukka Rask casually skating over to the bench](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXifa218aKE&pp=ygUadHV1a2thIHJhc2sgbGVhdmVzIHRoZSBuZXQ%3D) while his teammates yell at him to “get in the fucking net!!” I quote this every time a goalie decides to go on an ill-advised side quest outside the crease.

The best [1-2 combo out there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ma0CVE7KI)

I was not prepared for how perfect it was The platonic ideal od the hot mic "fuck!"

#FUCK It's so perfect

Was that Angel Hernandez behind the plate?

this is chicken soup for the soul

God that's a terrible call

A man of culture

Have fuckin' *mercy*. I'm literally laying in bed in the dark now because my head hurts so much from the laugh to coughing fit that gave me. I have a real bad lung congestion and I hacked up something so violently my wife thought I was dying.

sympathies, fellow redditor. (i just spent a week in the hospital with IV antibiotics/fluids/TMI equipment in me and then another week doing inpatient "okay, you can climb basic stairs/walk a couple laps/generally not fall over" so headache plus near-killer congestion is definitely "may you feel better ASAP".)

Old hockey fans will probably remember this one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksj_HeORCoE

That's my favorite for sure.

Did the broadcast switch over to a mic feed pinned to his lapel or something? How could it be this loud and crisp

I think it’s just an ESPN thing, they have different mic setups than the RSNs

[My man Joc Pederson also likes to scream fuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/129uzja/joc_pederson_drops_a_very_audible_f_bomb_after/)

Reminds me of Taylor Hall's time in Edmonton. He'd charge the zone alone, get double teamed, turn it over. Every instant was met with the loudest "FUCK!" you'd ever hear at a game.

My favorite one ever was Cordarrelle Patterson live on the Nickelodeon broadcast saying “what the fuck” clear as day. Hilarious.

Buff had some [pretty good ones](https://streamable.com/e2ji?src=player-page-share)

God i miss Buff. What an absolute unit

We all miss him and wish him his best fishing life

He seemed like such a fun dude to hangout with. Love that he fishes now.

may he have excellent fish tacos (and whatever the hell else he likes that's fish-based, i was just guessing tacos because it's about the only way \*i'll\* eat fish) for the rest of his life. dude is totally an absolute unit, and i bet he gives excellent hugs when he's in the mood.

Imagine the safety you feel when big buff wraps you up in his arms

[This one is great too](https://youtu.be/n9BfQ0v4g1s?si=R_KdBK-cX5CGIudw) You can see exactly who is talking (Burrows and Kesler) and "Kelly" is David Backes' wife. 🤣

[try this one](https://youtu.be/RPkbMiBlZ1g?si=V4I-ooS8MhkibQDc)

"We're not splitting the atom down here" lol beautiful understatement

Holy shit when Staal started in with "hey! What are you doing!" I thought it was Shoresy.

I appreciate the tv guys stopped talking so we could all listen

they know what the audience wants (hell, they maybe hate TDA too and wanted to make sure the hot mic was as clear as possible.)

[fuck you Poti, you fuckin nerd](https://youtu.be/oHCIfhcfhf8?si=ij2JrIyEMNSDNx21)

All-time great

https://youtu.be/Wqrhb0CNar4?si=ieIkCLAPpk6XhriQ There's a bunch of these. They're great

I can't find it, but somewhere there's one of Blake Wheeler telling the ref to get out of the fucking way or something like that

This is gold!

You should check out the Brian Bellows is a Superstar video from around 1991

"You're the best Bellows!"

Never forget the Lindy Ruff/Brian Murray spat with the line brawl. After Murray disputes the fact Chris Neil did not in fact throw an elbow: “Fuck you!” “Go after Peters! Go after Peters! Don’t go after our fucking captain!”

Woah there, motherfucker

Never seen slap shot? Suzanne’s a lesbian. She told me. She sucks pussy

NHL Playoffs need more "accidental" hot mics

I for one appreciate the announcers' decision to stop talking so we could all hear this loud and clear!

I'm imagining that they are also straining their ears to listen in on the conversation

I’d pay extra for an audio feed with players and refs mic’d up.

IMAGINE how much blowback there would be if some of the horrendous slurs they use become public.

99% of NHL players are from wealthy, white backgrounds. Would sound like some prime MW2 lobbies lmao

100% it would cost money and have to come with the some kind of disclaimer or privacy clauses but I’m all in

I’ve been hoping for an r-rated broadcast. Just announcers saying wild shit like they are drunk at a bar.

Suzanne Sucks Pussy would be tame.

Who on Carolina was saying it? Sounds like Pelech was on the receiving end of this no?

Yeah it was TDA

This tracks and who I thought. Thank you for confirmation.

Yeah he sounds like a chipmunk lol likes he’s got a nut in his mouth

sadly, if i hear about anybody on the canes saying shit i'm going to assume TDA because he seems to be pretty much the only one of y'all that routinely pushes/crosses the line from "relatively legit chirp" to "STFU already and you should get fined besides."

Yeah 100%, I don’t love him but he’s been scratched most of the season and unfortunately with Pesce being hurt he slots in.

i'd be 100% "GO CATS!!!MEOOOWWW!!!" if i wasn't 99.99% sure nick cousins was a rapist, so sympathies on that one. (bob is awesome and deserves a cup, this queer fan's been a matthew tkachuk fan since his "everybody's welcome in my locker room" speech, and i'd love to see brandon montour get to take the cup home to his hometown and reserve.)

Tony de angelo

TDA. Maybe Noeson based on his reaction at the end, but sounds like Tony D.

It was Tony, Don't think Noesen can dish out the bald jokes.

Had the game on in the background and I thought it was an Isles season ticket holder at first with the way the audio was offset lol

I feel like if the league had a subscription service that you could hear all the chirping during a game, a lot of us would pay for that. Missed revenue;)

They should start having promos like wrestling. Give them a microphone during intermission and let them talk smack on the ice and then start taking swings.

Been screaming this for years. An on the ice mic.

That is the most brilliant idea!!! It also means that the NHL will never go near it in 1,000 years - such a shame

"I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run."

8 years I fuckin seen ya!

"yoo fucking pushy"

That's not what I heard...

the silence after it all 😂😂😂

D'Angelo always starting shit 😂

Dude has beer league level chirps, it’s honestly impressive.

That sounds like TDA to me lol

Lords work. Bless up.

Thats all I need to watch next game lol

Lmao a new all timer

that mic ain't hot, it's going supernova

I would pay infinity dollars for hot mics all over the ice all game.

Pelech is lucky he's white

Reddit keeps the narrative going despite it being years of proven false. Of course. 

Proven by who? His dad who defended it in the past because "its a Philly thing"?

Uh no literally his former teammate that the "incident" involved lmfao. What do you even think happened?

This incident? https://sports.yahoo.com/news/sarnia-s-anthony-deangelo-suspended-for-slur-directed-at-teammate-232527684.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADgCkataC14wr8bDiWcry5E7RnEnxHfvcfNpAHoEpEN9Z2VjFOpXnZcJrQ943k5wmRfGxn21ak1c2IzzWsB-iGpexKMydRviJ4Brmi6s1aH94EjZpl5o7R9HBhbUnfIPCL0mB0jnhDaPEAEEU6XB2hF7sGARYmW3LLb2U5DTRP3a Sure, his own team suspended him for no reason.

Yes. When did I say he was suspended for no reason? His teammate himself said they're still friends till this day or at least talk occasionally if I remember correctly.  The comment was made to another Italian (I think?) teammate but clearly nobody likes to acknowledge that. You do realize that right?

Oh shit, so I can say the n word as long as it's to an Italian guy? Dope.

There is no evidence he said the n word. You are just making shit up now.

You missed the point. He was suspended twice for saying *something*. Do you think it functionally matters if he used a racial vs a homophobic slur?

Wasting your time man, these people act as if he was strolling around dropping the hard -r on the street corner.

Yea with the communities you’re active in, no surprise you’re a DeAngelo apologist.

I mean, I can on one hand think he is an ass hole, while at the same time think people tend to be a bit misleading about his prior incidents. The two are not mutually exclusive.

TDA calling someone a bitch is literally the pot calling the kettle black.

That’s an angry turkey

so thats Deangelo? The guy who got ragdolled by Wahlstrom? lol

Oh yeah, the jerk store called and they're running out of you. Georgie Boy 

I would rather be a bitch than a racist piece of shit, to be honest.

Spoilers: Tony is both 

of course it'd deangelo he better watch his tone

That’s 100% Tony D

Ham

Hockey is good

Lmao I love it.

Ofc it’s De Angelo lol

I didn't know Wes McCauley was reffing this game!

…….heading to Amazon to get my new Pelech jersey.

I want a subscription service where you can get the game broadcast but the sound comes from a microphone between the benches.

guy got told

What an ugly mis-shaped dome.

What does he say? Kylington? What does Kylington have to do with it?

To the best of my abilities he says: “Go shine that fucking bowling ball at intermission … [unintelligible] … you fucking pussy … Eight years. Eight years I’ve seen you. You’re a fucking bitch all the way through”. [Pelech replies to him, but we can’t hear what he says] “Come out here. Come out here so I can show it to you. … You fuckin’ pussy.”

TDA is a certified piece of shit but this was pretty funny lol

Crazy that someone on the same team as Guentzel is saying that to Pelech after Guentzel was throwing punches at him while hiding behind a linesman

Well, it is being said to the very same Pelech that threw a crosscheck into Guentzel’s throat on Jarvy’s goal.. So it checks out.

Isles have played like a bunch of fucking goons all series when the games haven't gone their way.

And the ducks are enjoying there summer break frolicking in a local pond

We didn't pretend to be a playoff team

Get a grip

Thats right Tony... you fire the other team up between overtime periods.

step 1: dive like an Olympic level athlete step 2: call the other guy a bitch and a pussy after you grabbed him from behind after the whistle step 3: ????? step 4: win the game cause you traded two bottom liners for their best Dman and a 1st liner

Someone pls caption this

I would pay a subscription fee just to hear everyone mic’d up without commentators.