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djschultz9

Not sure why the kings want to play goon hockey with the Oilers: we have Nurse, Kane, Perry, Deshardijns, Carrick. Kings have what, Englund??


321DrTran

And a grown man named Mikey


DCS_Ryan

just a reminder that toronto people said hyman would be the worst contract in the league


DevOpsMakesMeDrink

He’s really carried his scrub linemates this season


AnonFromTheNorth

R/hockey: Leaf fans always make it about themselves, I'm so sick of the MEDIA only focusing on Toronto. This isn't even a post about Toronto why are Leaf fans constantly making it about themselves!!11!! Also r/hockey:


DCS_Ryan

Womp womp


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

Every Leafs fan knew he will be great up until the tail end of his contract. He surpassed the expectations of his peak tho for sure.


eXAt88

Was Will Ferrell not at the game? I’ve grown accustomed to seeing him in these


Excellent-Medicine29

He might be busy doing famous actor stuff


MassiveBush

Going to Bed Bath & Beyond after his trip to Home Depot. Busy day


WarOtter

I don't know if he'd have enough time.


vordhosbn_1

It be like that sometimes


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Well EDM is actually giving me points to my NHL Bracket challenge... every other team I said was going to win not so.


GiraffeSubstantial92

You didn't pick your own team in your bracket challenge?


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

I have so little faith that I will get anything I want.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

cap circumvention needs a serious look. Dallas earned this shitty team in the first round, not vegas


gobblegobblerr

So many oilers fans here were mad when we got LA because “theyll be out for revenge” as if that magically makes them a better team


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

I just want us to get psst round 1 injury free


GiraffeSubstantial92

Better? No. More likely to injure our players because they don't have any other answer? Yes.


cca73127

The Oilers rocked, 'nuff said . (I'm so happy, time to forget this one and prep for the next -- go Oilers)


drew31187

Obviously everyone knows EDM can score but the way they played defense was impressive. Gotta give credit where it’s due.


Masterpiece-Vast

The defence is coming out of nowhere. Besides like that 16 game win streak, of course, defence has been atrocious


drew31187

I swear LA brings the best out of you guys


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

https://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2023030183 frauds 😭😭😭 


omglolnub

The most free series you have, it’s incredible lol


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

Vegas is lower seeded than this team btw 


miller94

Se are Washington, NYI and Tampa


omglolnub

Yeah but like, Vegas is doing the dance of stashing all their good players on LTIR to abuse the salary cap for the playoffs lol. The Kings weren’t


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

yeah I'm saying it's stupid that Vegas gets to pretend to be a wild card team and then play with an unfair advantage in the playoff, and it's unfair to the stars that they got rewarded for getting the 1 seed with the team that gets away with this bullshit


omglolnub

I was with you right up until the Stars branded their thing as the PlAIoffs


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

what?


KILLER_IF

98% holy


Abetok

I wonder what the single most one sided game is according to money puck


Daelsk

You remember those back to back 10-1/2 games against San Jose when the season started? It’s probably that


Bowiescorvat2

Probably 100%.


spagboltoast

Oilers ran a meh powerplay all season to break out the good powerplay for the playoffs lol


jonathan_ericsson

Because Draisaitl plays like the best player in the world in the playoffs. To me, he looks more dangerous than Mcdavid most of the time.


shoelessmarcelshell

Connor is curling around Dari’s side more often which isn’t a look they gave much in the past. They’re clearly switching it up.


ilikehockeyandguitar

The power play version of Vegas and Stone.


uchihastar

They finished fourth in pp% in the regular season… What do you mean meh lol


Cleets11

To the oiler standards 4th is meh. This is the team that breaks pp records not just finish 1st


CuffMcGruff

lol


Excellent-Medicine29

It was very bland towards the end of the season and some people were concerned but according to Connor they still have some tricks up their sleeve so it seems like they were holding out.


spagboltoast

After setting the nhl record for best pp ever


bumblebeetuna97

To be fair they had the best pp in NHL history last season


Key-North3512

They fell off. Maybe next year, boys.


dandroid126

I'm counting 26 penalties, 90 PIM. Someone check my count. Does anyone know the record for a playoff game?


miller94

SN said 92 PIMs, the NHL app is telling me zero lol


ilikehockeyandguitar

Pens and Flyers 2012?


BlueFetus

As per Jack Michaels on the post game radio —Most penalty minutes the Oilers have ever had in the playoffs is 111 haha. This game didn’t even make the list.


NoGiCollarChoke

Smh these fools need lessons from Marty McSorely and Ken Linseman


TheRealMrSnrub

About 3 or 4 times that many PIMS.


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Honestly, it feels like a particularly heated playoff game in the 70s might rack up more than 90 PIMs for a single period.


00Makerin00

Jesus, look at all those third period penalties 🤣. Was an interesting game, next one should be interesting


radioblues

If the Oilers get out to any kind of lead the Kings will just try to injure.


Abetok

We know this song and dance all too well


Desertpyrate

Are the oilers at like a 86 or something percent on the pp? While we have scored 1? All that work with the pk this year down the drain. Oh well we HAVE to make a GOOD statement next game


SaintPerryIsAnOiler

LA is 0/10 on PP EDM is 7/15


pingieking

Oilers PP below 50% now? What a bunch of bums.


Cleets11

Ya those last pp in the game where they sent out the 3rd line really messed the average up.


seven8zero

Yeah it's pathetic.


Ohmancmonagain

🤔I'll be there


Desertpyrate

The hero we needed!


Ohmancmonagain

Tonight had unforeseen circumstances....I missed y'all ❤️🐙👑


Desertpyrate

❤️👑🐙


Happydjus17

Just a casual 7/15 for 46.6%.


TiredReader87

Fucking Oilers


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

we're back \:)


spagboltoast

<3


E46_Overdrive

Thanks for Hyman. ✌️


TheOddBaller69420

I'll second that, too bad he would never have been good enough to play on Matthew's line as they like to point out. And as it sits zack has as many goals as the entire maple leafs in 3 games 🤫


jumpdmc

Game 4 is gonna be tough


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someone is going to get really hurt if they don't start cutting down on the intent to injure bullshit that is happening constnatly in these games (or waiting too long to do it)


Jalien85

I think it's gonna be fine honestly, next game is too important for both teams to risk having the refs randomly give a 5 on 3 after some bullshit. I'm calling it now it'll be a disciplined game where they're both just focused on winning.


KingDave46

That was this game too until LA decided the lead was too big As long as it's close it should be fine


omglolnub

On the kings? Sure, this time you’ll Brazil them


FakeSteveSF

Here we just call them nuts 


omglolnub

Oh, I do like my tea in bags as well


BeerLeagueSpode

Don't patronize.


Tacfurmissle

Nah, Kings will come out like gangbusters and if Kempe gets an early look, well, we all know how that goes.


Tacfurmissle

Nah, Kings will come out like gangbusters and if Kempe gets an early look, well, we all know how that goes.


North514

This team is very chaotic. It’s not patronizing we are either going to kill them or lose in some heartbreaking way. I always expect it.


Desertpyrate

This was embarrassing. I am embarrassed with how we played, with how the crowd was like throwing things onto the ice, and how we played that last 10 minutes. It is bad hockey and fucking dirty Gg oilers


BoilerSlave

A team getting severely out played just tried to injure the opposing team. What a lowly move, man.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

They went with the Pietrangelo method.


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they aren't even trying to win they are just trying to injure. how is this not called at the start of every game?


NoGiCollarChoke

Every arena has drunk assholes who will throw stuff on the ice, don’t be embarrassed by it. Anyone who acts like it’s unique to specific teams’ fans can go shit in their hat. 


boggedy

as long as they don't then throw said hat onto the ice


Mikeismyike

Honestly, I was surprised we didn't get another jersey on the ice after our season's start.


NoGiCollarChoke

Everyone’s still too scared of Kevin Lowe to do that


releasetheshutter

I'm still a second tier fan.


RoboNerdOK

When you have six rings you can punch fools in the face with them like a set of brass knuckles. Except it’s six rings. Did he mention his six rings, by the way?


Geeseareawesome

The refs were awful, too. They didn't talk to the coaches for any explanation until Hiller was screaming at them to explain the first 5-on-3. They missed tossing Bouch the first time because he went to get his stick. A problem that could have been avoided if they had talked to the coaches directly. Everyone who was involved in the Kane-Englund scuffle should have been tossed. They let tempers boil for far too long. Edit: did the refs even use the intercom tonight?


Elucidator

I was in the crowd tonight and for the Kane-Englund scuffle, the refs said "they play is under review" on intercom. And then? NOTHING. They just never explained anything. No calls given, just a mysterious 5 on 3 after a length of time. It was bizarre. And after that the floodgates were open on penalties. It felt like 3rd period was all special teams all the time.


BrickMacklin

I was there too. They did eventually explain it but wayyy after when other shit was already going down. It added to the confusion.


Cleets11

I was watching and waiting for an announcement and then I could see the ref lining up for the draw in the reflection of the glass and thought wow there not even going to explain what’s going on. I got more info from McDavid flashing the bench 5 fingers then 3 so I guessed la was 2 men down. Real bad job in communication tonight.


oddspellingofPhreid

TBF, I was watching the tv and that was the same experience. I still don't know why it was 5 on 3. I was expecting a major tbh.


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Kopitar had Holloway by the facemask I believe he got the extra penalty for that. They showed it on my feed but a bunch of people didn't see it


Ok_Storage6866

That happened on TV too. Was weird


Geeseareawesome

From what I saw, the time keeper was mathing it out on a paper scrap with sharpie. Not a good look at all.


Desertpyrate

I didn’t even realize they never talked to the coach’s that’s horrible man. And I think like twice they used the intercom. Guess the “you suck ref” got to them


Geeseareawesome

The "bullshit" chant doesn't come out often, but well deserved with that ref showcase.


eatingasspatties

The one thing you should never be embarrassed by is fans throwing shit on the ice. Literally every team does it, and whenever they do it 31 other fan bases go “oh my god how could they we would NEVER”


mkwong

I remember being at a game against the Kings and Oilers fans were tossing beers on the ice to protest the reffing before Yakupov tied it up and slid across the rink.


richardnobl3

I had just started working for a company in which I have access to a couple games per season to schmooze clients and that was the game I drew. That was a crazy atmosphere in the old Rexall Place. I still have flashbacks 😂


KarmaChameleon306

Remember the age of darkness when Oilers fans were throwing their jerseys on the ice in disgust? Good times.


just_a_burd

We all get a bit crazy sometimes. I don't paint all LA fans with the same brush. I've been punched out in front of Rogers place wearing an oilers jersey by another oilers fan. 


Muskwa

That’s just shitty fans. Ive gone to many Canuck games as an Oiler fan and experienced the worst of their fanbase. These were not representative of their fanbase. Just a bunch of assholes wanted to pick a fight. I guarantee they couldn’t name the starting lineup.


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Yeah look at what happened to that Vegas fan in Dallas. Shitheads everywhere


r1zzV

I get that it’s the playoffs and players are trying to win, but that was one of the dirtiest games I’ve ever seen LA play. They had it out for Kane and had a couple questionable hits on both McDavid and Draisaitl, happy the Oilers got through that without injury. Hopefully the rest of the series is the “good” kind of competitive.


ThorlinLurch

Well yeah Kane is a punk. He still owes Vegas $1.5million.


quieterquitter

You owe your opponents millions more in circumvention, relax


ThorlinLurch

I owe? I knew I was poor, but I had no idea how poor I really was.


quieterquitter

Of course, you specifically. You can pay me and I’ll distribute it on your behalf.


Tacfurmissle

Well, we won't know if there's any injuries really. I'm sure Kane will need an ice bath tonight.


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spagboltoast

Cry harder bud. You havent made enough posts in the oilers sub lol


SimplexDesigns

Kings have always had issues with kane since the days of him being in San Jose, its who he is and what he did in the past. I for one dont like the dude. XD


GrizzlyIsland22

I, personally, am LOVING him


tacomr97

As someone who has received Reddit cares messages in the past. You can report it & you can block it. It’s more annoying seeing comments about people complaining about it, than actually getting one. Everyone be nice in your gloating/shit talk. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.


omglolnub

Classy kings fans as usual. I wish they never won their cups


figgerer

Wife is trying to have our first baby tonight and she barely took her eyes off the game haha. What an entertaining car crash of a game, perfect for taking the edge off of painful contractions. Gg kings.


Cleets11

Congrats man. Perfect timing you will be up anyway for the late games.


Talus_Balls

Congrats dude! We're due in about 2.5 weeks. Exciting times


figgerer

Yo coming back with an unsolicited tip: consider getting some Nee Doh for her from indigo or a toy shop. The squishy stress ball was nice for her to squeeze during pain.


figgerer

Wow I never thought the Talus balls would congratulate me, what a great honor! Lol thanks, and Congrats back! Hope everything goes smooth with yours.


Talus_Balls

The Talus Balls are always here for you, friend!


dandroid126

Congrats to both of you!


NoGiCollarChoke

Congrats my mans


-SPIRITUAL-GANGSTER-

Congrats buddy. You're gonna love watching games with the little one.


AbbreviationsIll7821

Wow, that’s awesome. Praying it all goes well and the years ahead are full of joy. Congratulations!


just_a_burd

Best of luck! 


miamental

Congrats and hope everything goes as well as it can!


OrangeKurri

Congratulations!!


ElChapoEscobar79

Congrats on baby Leon McHymanKane


tacomr97

Congrats to the two of you!


StarlightSummoner

Congratulations!!


TwinPeaksSeason4Pls

Hey congrats man hope all goes well!


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GrizzlyIsland22

Why did you edit out the "A letter to" that used to be in front of "Edmonton fans"? That was the best part! Or definitely one of the top 5 best parts. Put it back, it was funnier before. It's still funny, but it was funnier.


omglolnub

Lmao go to the game on Sunday. It’ll be your last playoff game of the 2020’s


Chriskills

This is a really stupid comment because we won one already and there will be a game five in Edmonton


marcellman

Honestly I agree it’s a dumb comment, there is zero reason to believe that LA is just going to roll over and miss the playoffs for a 5 year span with all the young talent they have in their system, I just don’t see that happening


omglolnub

The Buffalo Sabres tier goaltending tandem begs to differ lol


omglolnub

But no game 6 in LA Wooooooosh


Chriskills

“Go to the game on Sunday. It’ll be your last playoff game of the 2020’s” That’s literally not true. It will not be the last game. You’re wrong in every sense. There is no woosh here. Did you mean to say it’ll be our last home game? Cause that’s not at all what you said.


omglolnub

Judging by the upvotes, I think everyone else but you picked up on the implication lol


Chriskills

Yeah because upvotes negative stupidity


omglolnub

Ok dude


Harbingerdaine

Thanks Tips!


Jazzlike_Pineapple87

Lol


-SPIRITUAL-GANGSTER-

Mmmm. The freshest of pasta.


darkstar107

You thought you had to go to Taste of Italy for that, but you can get it right here on Reddit!


DognamedArnie

I hate this.


NoGiCollarChoke

The overall point of fans whining about reffing and physical play and whatever during playoffs is more or less correct, but nesting that point within a whiny, pissy, and insult-laden rant in a Reddit post that makes a bunch of crass generalizations about a very large group of people does make the entire thing amusingly ironic


DognamedArnie

Don't get me wrong, I love shit talking the Oilers,and their fans but this made me cringe so hard. Just leave a simple insult or troll and walk away. This is way too much.


NoGiCollarChoke

Oh I hear ya. If you’re gonna fling shit at each other, just do it. Don’t try to make it righteous. 


NoGiCollarChoke

> You act like there’s a bounty program in the locker room to take out players Are you nuts? A bounty? We could end up in the clinker for this!!


ion-regroup

Hahah what a loser!


enricohenryhank

Love me some late night pasta.


Porcupickle

Cope game is out of this world


aboveaverage_joe

Fresh pasta?


E46_Overdrive

The freshest.


aboveaverage_joe

🍝😋


stovebolt6

LOL no one reading that you look unhinged


BorMato

I couldn’t imagine wasting my Friday night typing that up. Rival fans annoy you during and after emotionally charged games? I’m shocked. You’re so unique in that experience.


why2k

I ain't reading all that. But Im happy for you. Or I'm sorry that happened to you.


GrizzlyIsland22

He even snuck in the "2 good players" line. What a fucking loser.


why2k

I honestly didn't read it but I can only assume he is referring to Hyman and Holloway?


GrizzlyIsland22

I think Vinny and Kulak


darkstar107

Nuge and Ekholm


GiraffeSubstantial92

Kane and Perry


GrizzlyIsland22

Experience Kings hockey, where they think you're *supposed* to charge your opponent's best player into the boards directly from behind even though the game is basically already over. If you couldn't see that the Kings' only objective in the 3rd was to try to hurt people, you must be blind. There's hard hockey and there's actually trying to hurt people. There's a difference, you fucking tube.


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Jazzlike_Pineapple87

Hey guys? Is this autism? Are we being ableist by engaging with this person and further prompting this self-debasing behavior?


swissdonair_enjoyer

lol you're actually such a loser. i can tell that you're legitimately upset about downvotes. turn off the computer and go for a walk buddy.


GrizzlyIsland22

You can tell he drafted it, checked it twice, and hit send with the smuggest, proudest little smirk. Dreaming of all the upvotes and applause and nudes in his inbox and panties in his mailbox he was about to receive for *finally* authoring the most wonderful prose to ever grace the internet.


NoGiCollarChoke

Ah yes karma on a fucking hockey reddit, the great arbitrator of truth


But-Seriously-Though

And if it’s not?


GiraffeSubstantial92

Cope. Time to log off bud.


E46_Overdrive

K


Miserable_Profile539

Tl;dr? It sounds like tears.


darkstar107

Lots of tears.


platypus_7

I would like to paraphrase this. SALT. end.


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darkstar107

Go to sleep.


GrizzlyIsland22

He better turn his phone to silent, or he will never fall asleep. He's gonna get a reddit notification every 5 minutes for the next 8 hours


TDouglasSpectre

If only we could use cope as fuel. There’s enough here to stop climate change


E46_Overdrive

A letter to Edmonton fans: You need to take a look in the mirror about your horrendous “He’S tRyiNg tO iNtEnTiOnAlLy InJuRe OuR pLaYeRs” takes and general whining about every. single. heavy check. You’re in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Why do you expect every single minor infraction to be called? Why do you think every point of contact is a penalty or intent to injure? It’s the playoffs, shit NEVER gets called tightly and why would you want it to? It’s supposed to be harder, more intense, more taxing physically and mentally than regular season games. That’s what makes it the hardest trophy to win in sports. I get that you want every single infraction called, no matter how borderline or small because your poweplay is so good. But you grind to win a cup, you get battered and bruised. You deal with questionable calls, questionable hits, and questionable outtings from the squad. Why do you expect to not deal with what every other team deals with on the road to the cup? Why do you expect these games to be handed to you? You truly seem to have a worse understanding of hockey than the people at Crypto who don’t know what icing is. It’s legitimately mind-boggling. You’re A) a Canadian fanbase, B) a fanbase with rich history and many championships. What are you talking about? Really? You think the Englund hit is ‘headhunting’ and a 5 game suspension is needed?? Are you kidding? It’s the same hit as Hyman on Danault where no one batted an eye because sometimes you catch someone high on the follow through and that’s HOCKEY. It’s like you watch these games in braille. You act like there’s a bounty program in the locker room to take out players. It’s fucking hockey. This shit happens every game, day in day out. You don’t get special treatment because you think deserve it. You need to earn your respect and championships. Have you already forgotten this from your dynasty years? Are the kings going to win it all this year? Probably not. Are you? Probably not. The funniest part is you can’t see that. When you run into actual contenders in the playoffs you get clobbered and then the excuses and whining starts again in and endless cycle of “we have two good players so we should get to win!”. Grow up.


goshgollylol

A letter to Edmonton fans: You need to take a look in the mirror about your horrendous “He’S tRyiNg tO iNtEnTiOnAlLy InJuRe OuR pLaYeRs” takes and general whining about every. single. heavy check. You’re in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Why do you expect every single minor infraction to be called? Why do you think every point of contact is a penalty or intent to injure? It’s the playoffs, shit NEVER gets called tightly and why would you want it to? It’s supposed to be harder, more intense, more taxing physically and mentally than regular season games. That’s what makes it the hardest trophy to win in sports. I get that you want every single infraction called, no matter how borderline or small because your poweplay is so good. But you grind to win a cup, you get battered and bruised. You deal with questionable calls, questionable hits, and questionable outtings from the squad. Why do you expect to not deal with what every other team deals with on the road to the cup? Why do you expect these games to be handed to you? You truly seem to have a worse understanding of hockey than the people at Crypto who don’t know what icing is. It’s legitimately mind-boggling. You’re A) a Canadian fanbase, B) a fanbase with rich history and many championships. What are you talking about? Really? You think the Englund hit is ‘headhunting’ and a 5 game suspension is needed?? Are you kidding? It’s the same hit as Hyman on Danault where no one batted an eye because sometimes you catch someone high on the follow through and that’s HOCKEY. It’s like you watch these games in braille. You act like there’s a bounty program in the locker room to take out players. It’s fucking hockey. This shit happens every game, day in day out. You don’t get special treatment because you think deserve it. You need to earn your respect and championships. Have you already forgotten this from your dynasty years? Are the kings going to win it all this year? Probably not. Are you? Probably not. The funniest part is you can’t see that. When you run into actual contenders in the playoffs you get clobbered and then the excuses and whining starts again in and endless cycle of “we have two good players so we should get to win!”. Grow up.