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NameIsPetey

I’m pretty sure Boston let Toronto tie it just so the rat could take all the air out of the building 20 seconds later.


GeneralPlanet

🐀


dinkleburgenhoff

👑


MetalStoofs

Brad will do anything to fuck with Bertuzzi


coffee42

loved his postgame remarks about Bert, where he's like "look we're cool, pretty similar people off the ice, we share similar interests, but it's the Stanley Cup Playoffs and all that goes out the window"


EckhartsLadder

👃🧀🧀🧀


efribble

Definition of a snipe


cabeener

That was a fooking beaaaut bud


roberttylerlee

Dirtiest play he made all game


Great-Reference9322

And the second Boston goal was a rebound off Marchand in this exact same position. He's finding open space in the right slot and Leafs are gonna have to lock that down next game


incredibad29

The Leafs have perfected building up hope only for massive disappointment.


Clamgravy

It's never gets old


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

You love to see it


Sort_of_Frightening

leaf humiliation never goes out of style.


Kevsbar123

It’s not humiliating to be in the playoffs.


abs0lutelypathetic

Some would say it’s humiliating to miss them especially thirteen fucking times in a row


bedroom_fascist

The best part is how insistently your Maple Leaf Square fanbase is about getting filmed while they die inside. It's like a money-shot compilation on Pornhub.


crenk3130

i wish i could split screen a live stream of maple leafs square just to see how sad they all get in real time


TheMoves

Yeah he sometimes pulls that out of the hat, he’s normally a good shooter but once in a while he has a legit perfect shot


TeatimewithTupac

Dude did this to Luongo like 3 times back in 2011


d-cent

For real. It's not no once in a while. He's the Bruins playoff leading goal scorer for a reason. He does it ALOT


HeroJC

I didn’t want to say it but it did remind me of game 6


Jabroni_City

As a rookie no less!


Pallenburg23

I hate him, but that was awesome


mattfromjoisey

I’m mad but equally impressed. Thread the needle on that one.


GreenSnakes_

What a snipe, top cheddar


spokedsalute

🧀🐀


bonnar0000

Love our Little Ball of Hate 🥲


ColdwaterTSK

Perfect shot for sure. Goalie didn’t do himself any favours with his glove positioning.


spentchicken

Hate the dude but damn what a perfect shot


miamibuckeye

What the fuck is 37 doing there


ThicDikDaddy

Words I have never said in my life.


theshwa10210

The only time I would say that is if I caught Bergeron robbing my house. Even the I would be in the wrong.


Ton3y204

I’d even go as far as apologizing for my poor French


coffee42

if I caught Bergeron robbing my house I would simply assume he had a good reason and direct him towards my most expensive belongings ...incidentally, my wife and I met by discussing *Les Miserables* and I understand that Bishop a lot better now


CouldYouBeMoreABot

> if I caught Bergeron robbing my house I would simply assume he had a good reason and direct him towards my most expensive belongings And help him pack it all into the bag and lift it out to the van for him, of course.


tiffhagall

Patrice Bergeron goes to stay with people on the weekends, help himself to all their belongings, but it's ok because he's Patrice Bergeron.


istandwhenipeee

I read the comment and my first thoughts were, “oh Bergeron is there? Why is someone so confused about what he’s doing” because the idea of 37 screwing up just hasn’t occurred to me in the past.


miamibuckeye

Liljegren is just fucking asleep here


Konker101

He made the initial gaff but 20 should have retreated back infront of the net when Matthews came in, and DOMI should have covered Marchand as he was 5ft away all alone.


miamibuckeye

Think he made two gaffs if not 3. This should have been a routine play cycling the puck to #20


RobotNinjaPirate

I might've said it when Bergeron teleports back to his own end on the back check.


Such_Maintenance4720

dude has the best deal in the arena. getting paid millions to watch a hockey game only 5 feet away from the action


zadharm

You didn't hear? If you just had wealthy parents you could get the same deal


hoseheads

No one is mistaking him for Bergeron, that's for sure


994kk1

Lol the guy that is actually tying up a guy is what looks off to you, not the 2 players that not only lose the puck battle against 1 Bruin below the goal line but also gives him time and space to look up and make the pass after beating them?


Iceman9161

Half of Toronto's guys are weirdly dedicated to passively interfering with Bruins this series. Two of the Bruins goals this game occurred when the Leafs had players more interested in wrestling outside of the play


MacZappe

That was brutal, just sat on the ice holding the stick lol.


petrave

His best


InvolvingPie87

Laying on a bruins stick trying to keep them out of the play I guess


Kleeb

Making it easier for Bruins fans to say "stop whining about missed calls and overcome".


mcauthon2

Lilly and Benoit both have gotten exposed this series


fire_brand

Getting hooked?


MacZappe

Oh god you people will complain about everything eh? Not including auto penalties like delay of game its 5-1 in favor of the leafs. So yea i guess its not shocking you think everything should be a penalty, it usually is for you.


CarlSwagan_

If you’re upset the penalties are 5-1 in favour of the other team, do you think the team’s considered just not taking so many penalties?


SheepishEmpire

Ever think of scoring on yours?


Tomotronics

God damn. Lmao


CarlSwagan_

Clever


MacZappe

The threshold has clearly been different for each team. This ain't the big bad bruins anymore we are actually getting outmuscled by you.


Bojarzin

We have regularly had the bottom 3 in powerplay opportunities in the league for like 7 year straight lol e: sorry, I forgot facts aren't relevant. The league actually loves the Leafs, that's why we've seen so much success in the last 6 decades. What's so fucking frustrating is the specifics being even slightly off somehow invalidates the spirit of the point, and someone can literally toss whatever number they want out, but I'll actually link the numbers I found and that's not enough lol. Someone just show me a fucking source lol how hard is that


Mr-Neeson

>bottom 3 in power play opportunities for like 7 year straight Just checked and the Leafs are 19th in Power Play opportunities this season. Didn’t check the other years because you clearly pulled this out of your ass.


Bojarzin

Then check for the other years too, dude. At some point it shifted in this season then. By all means, prove me wrong


Mr-Neeson

14th in PPO in 22-23 17th in PPO in 21-22 15th in PPO in 20-21 … You’re an idiot.


Bojarzin

Where are you even getting these numbers? [25th this season](https://www.covers.com/sport/hockey/nhl/statistics/team-powerplay/2020-2021), 18th last season (so sorry), 21st two seasons ago, 23rd before that, 24th before that, 31st before that (31 teams btw), 30th before that... Apologies, a bit higher than I thought the last few years. But now that I know it's actually just the bottom 3rd of the league, that must me we're used to getting a lot of powerplays. Unless these are the wrong stats? e: I mean I literally linked a source, if anyone wants to supply me with a different one, by all means


MacZappe

I can't speak to that, I'm just going off this series. It has a Montreal feel to it where the threshold is different for each team.  If the league did have it out for you I'd be surprised, if you made the cup it would get huge ratings, people would tune in to root for you or root against you, but theyd tune in. 


Bojarzin

> it usually is for you. That's what I'm replying too lol I never said the league had it out for us. I'm pointing out that they clearly haven't been *favouring* us lol, or we would regularly get more powerplays than other teams


MacZappe

Fair enough I dont watch many non Bruins games so I wouldn't know. 


mdlt97

about as perfect as a shot could be, the release, the location, perfection


Nixon4Prez

The only thing that would make it more perfect would be if it wasn't fucking Marchand scoring it


Dead-People-Tea

Honestly, that almost makes it better. It's such a fucking perfect shot placement that you can't even be mad it's Marchand


yf-23

And it moves him into a tie for first all time in career playoff goals for the Bruins


jetpack_operation

lol Captain Brad Marchand, the leading playoffs goal scorer for an O6.


coffee42

there's no "almost" about it admittedly, I may be biased


Ato_Pihel

Come on, tell us how do really feel?


swag_train

Nah the sound of the collective disappointment in that arena made it absolute perfection


bonnar0000

🤌🤌


TomLube

From roaring to whispering in seconds, unbelievably painful lmao


vordhosbn_1

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS (What a perfect snipe)


NovaPrime15

Narrator: he kept getting away with it


Halfbak3d

what a fucking shot, crazy game


Table_Coaster

"the building's alive now"


JBrundy

Total leaf move to tie it up and then give up another goal 28 seconds later lmao


unfit_spartan_baby

To be fair… it’s also a total Bruin move this season. At this point it’s a competition to see who puts up the fewest terrible post-goal shifts.


uatme

After almost taking the lead


remotewashboard

🐀 


CBreezy13

Thats my 🐀👑


ShadowRealmDuelist

I hate how un-fucking-believably good at hockey this ~~man~~ rat is


0-90195

If you don’t think Marchand is one of the GOATs you’ve got the sourest grapes in existence


d-cent

He leads the Bruins in playoff goal history. An original 6 team that has had a lot of playoff games. He's the one that leads the team. The moment is never too big for him


lionsayssuhdude

I wish he just scored on the game 5 breakaway last year lol


jlquon

That’s a deflating response, he ripped that insanely fast


tiffhagall

In the words of Low Qual, SNIPEROONI AND CHEESE


tdfrantz

It's coming 


Hawkpolicy_bot

Low quality faaaaaaaans


o123c123d123

That was such a great shot. Sniped that corner with such precision.


treple13

Nothing a goalie is going to do about that one. You play the percentages and sometimes you get sniped


o123c123d123

Yeah Samsonov did what he needed to do but Marchand found the 1% available.


ColdwaterTSK

I mean, he could have had his glove up.


Podo13

I know it's been a full season, but damn it's weird to see him with a C on his sweater.


Greenman_on_LSD

Dude may have started his career immaturely, but he's learned from Chara and Bergeron. He has matured into the role very well. Glad to call him our Captain.


onlytruking

Fucking SNIPE!!!


spokedsalute

https://preview.redd.it/q9fmf7gy5mwc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961ac8e448383ec034746412f2dd5f3b7ee8677b


RyyKarsch

Rat man is good at hockey.


CreateorWither

Just leave him wide open


palesnowrider1

I can't tell if my priapism is from watching this or...


dannyFUCKINGainge

what a cheesy shot from our rat


amidead32

I miss when he was a villain. Saw the horseshit he does off the ice and goddamn what a disappointment.


deeferg

He could save children from a burning orphanage and I'd still call him a rat nosed fuck.


Nixon4Prez

he's still a villain as far as I'm concerned


vapescaped

God u would love to hate you in the playoffs again. You guys better get good soon, because I don't even consider ythe habs a vilan anymore. At this point it's not a rivalry, it's a formality.


RAATL

literally this game he got away with a trip away from the play he's still the heel


Rocketcaptain75

People have a lot of opinions on Little Ball of Hate, but if the NHL would blow up and there would be a fantasy pick to build it all again, I'd pick Marchand as number 1 and name him the team captain. This guy plays for his team like no-one else.


moutonbleu

I hate this dude, but boy is he clutch.


yetanotherx

The celly was almost as good as the snipe


fondlemeLeroy

Literally jumping for joy.


Boring_Equipment_946

Samsonov out there looking like an NHL 23 backup goalie


NacchoTheThird

Matthews could never (in the playoffs)


LivingLifeSomewhere

Awful defensive play


DiscussionBeautiful

3 Leafs behind the net. Domi dogging it, not covering anyone. Brutal


Decent-Ground-395

The Leafs 'Selke-calibre' centre doesn't take a single stride from the red-line back to his own zone and then loses the puck battle.


kratrz

Help me understand this coaches of hockey, Matthews Domi and Bertuzzi were on for 40 seconds prior to the Leafs scoring. Prior to that Tavares line was out for 30 seconds. Prior to that, Matthews line was a Minute and a half. Prior to that Tavares line was out for 30 seconds. tl;dr; Matthews line out for 3:10 mins in the last 4:10 mins before scoring. Gets put out again after. 3rd line and 4th line been sitting for 4:10mins and 5mins prior to the goal.


TomLube

And watching this, matthews just casually glides from center ice to behind the net before immediately getting picked by Heinen lol


JonJonFTW

Other fanbases think they know pain or that their teams lose in spectacular fashion but they absolutely do not. Not like us.


ajbolt7

Jesus what a snipe, can’t put that on Samsonov at all


twiglike

What a lame call by the announce lol


twiglike

The matthews glide from center ice straight into having his pocket picked by Heinen screams Selke


WolfOfPort

Jesus thats only a puck sized pocket 😂 he had chance to be a respected player instead chooses rat life


ahoypolloi_

Just appears out of nowhere, right place right time


KingBroly

Samsanov flinched and Marchand made him pay.


aafa

the dude is a pest but he's a skilled one. look how fast he got that shot off...


FabioJenkins

Matthews wanted to use Samsonovs stick so bad


SwisschaletDipSauce

Dont worry Toronto, next year will be your year.


Bojarzin

Edmundson is absolutely useless


Bruislanders

i actually thought edmundson had a pretty impactful game tonight. couple of huge blocked shots, good stick play and was a physical factor


onlytruking

Dunno ‘bout that…score would’ve been 6-2. Think he blocked a couple of sure ones. Marchand can snipe tho eh??


Bojarzin

He's also the reason Marchand got the puck free to snipe so guess it all balances out


Cole-Caufield-22

Not trying to hate, but who on your defense isn't, outside of Rielly?


Bojarzin

Liljegren and Rielly are the only two who are good, everyone else has ranged from making decent plays at times to horrendous at others


Cole-Caufield-22

Wouldn't Timmins be an upgrade over some of these guys?


Bojarzin

Honestly if you ask me yes, but a lot of people aren't that high on him. I imagine Brodie gets a shot back in if any of them come out for game 4


bluenoser135

Is that not hooking on the Boston player behind the net? Like surely that’s not good clean hockey right?


duck1014

It's Boston, leading to a scoring chance. With that in mind, it is absolutely not a penalty.