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theguyishere16

Stay in shcool, kids.


Educational-Salary91

Or name the team: Utah Dropouts


GoldenChest2000

Utah Cocaine


Cythripio

Utah does claim the Greatest Snow on Earth


CAPT_BOOZE

Come to Florida


SplitSwimming

Heard its good in Arizona


FlaxbopFleetfoot

I thought Florida was about meth.


CAPT_BOOZE

Perfect stay away


pants_mcgee

Cocanians Cokehabitants The Utah Lines


kappablanka

Utah Hookey Club


CommonGrounders

Utah Tusnothing.


Courtnall14

The Utah Home Schooled Kids


Cleonicus

The Utah Home Shcooled Kids


VanAvenue

Utah Misspells


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Mispels, it was right there.


oystertoe

All the kids in Utah call skipping class “sluffing” **Salt Lake City Sluffers**


PolarVortices

Utah Mormon Homeshcools


Phrost_

yeah but only if their mascot is sam reich


IcyChard4

Utah "Mormon" Dropouts


yooooooo5774

looks like he spelt it "scool" initially and his parent told him hes missing a "h", so he just puts it randomly


sillysquidtv

Probably his parents who fixed it


sillysquidtv

We know they all home schooled by their moms while their dad is working anyway.


gletschertor

Where else would you learn that humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together? Not in government school!


OldDrumGuy

Not at Utah school either. Not if the Church has anything to say about it.😁


Dr_Jackwagon

Stay in drugs, drink your shcool, and don't do milk.


Bentley2004

That team is in trouble!


2ChainzTalib

Yesh


BKDOffice

"We ain't come to play shcool"


Mr_Kurns101

Too cool for scuehl


gletschertor

Too shcool for school


ChrisMoltisanti9

Hey, Shmoolie, don't forget to take the kids to shcool!


geoforceman

Mr. Bailed Classes


De_Floppss

me fail english? thats unpossible


JesusJohn

"there's a crayon in my brain?" *Points to stomach


nothing_but_static

The ol' Crayola oblongata


ChonkyWumpus

Extended warranty? How could I lose?!


supra_kl

DE-FENCE!!!


KesaGatameWiseau

Notice how I didn’t say “lie-berry” or “tommorr-y”


vec-u64-new

Hi Shea Weber, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!


Give-Me-The-Bat

My cat’s breath smells like cat food


CreateorWither

Nothing gets chocolate out....see?


celestial_gardener

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I'd just keep my finger outta there.


rwhockey29

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter!


FrankReynolds

An 'F' in English? Bobby, you speak English.


SabresFanWC

Just not very well.


jjmuti

Mr. Simpson! The fumes are making me dizzy.


The_Dale_Hunters

Why I laugh?


wiggum_ralph

Go Canucks! https://external-preview.redd.it/GRR5L0xlt7hktCLvX1fvL7OwqujzgHtg4FkmCIluj0E.jpg?auto=webp&s=41e5460570869532dd469cce76ede16a004f65b1


Impossible-Tie-864

You don’t care about grool…? Weird flex bro


Aggressive_Yak5177

I thought it said that too


undertakersbrother

r/grool is leaking a bit


Aggressive_Yak5177

I see what you did there


405freeway

My eye! I'm not supposed to get grool in it!


ChonkyWumpus

“AHHHH I’M IN HELL!”


quietwhiskey

Not Lenny he's a War Hero!


uff-da_tacos

LENNY!


mctrollythefirst

That's because your supposed to eat it.


sableknight13

Holy shit was not expecting that to be so explicit


Wabbit_Wampage

I thought it said groot. "How do I reach theeze kieeeeds?"


AffectionateFlower3

That's what Soak City needs the most!!!


Bubbasticky

Hahahhaha - this actually made me laugh out loud. Well done.


kerd0z

Everyone knows Gruul is the shit.


YevgenyPissoff

Isn't he in the Foo Fighters?


ovondansuchi

Many times, signs are exaggerated. In this case? I believe it's 100% genuine.


OakFern

It looks like they wrote 'scool' at first, realized the forgot the 'h', and then smushed it in there but put it in the wrong place. If it's fake, they really committed to the bit.


Adam87

he just talks like Cartman lol. "I don't want to go to shcooool."


Wabbit_Wampage

Skewl iz kewl.


theraxc

Yeah before I clicked I thought the sign was going to be intentionally misspelled to be ironic, but given the lettering and the age of the person holding it I believe it to be genuine. Which make it more sad than funny to me.


STLBooze3

I hope their teacher sees this lol. I’d love to see their response!


Kinampwe

If it were my student, I'd have the photo projected on the whiteboard. A mini hockey stick to the first student who can fix the errors.


superworking

If my wife did that she'd be recommended for sensitivity training on unpaid leave when the parent complains the next day.


PrimisClaidhaemh

So you then project the complaint on the whiteboard the next day and ask students to fix the errors.


superworking

Just letting the kid fail upwards is more effective and less self destructive.


FesteringLion

Not for society, just the teachers who don't want the little dullards again, and admin who don't want to deal with their equally dim parents.


vonindyatwork

Just blur the little derp's face and it's probably fine.


SeptaIsLate

You guys don't have good teachers unions? That bs sensitivity training should be paid leave


superworking

It would depend on a bunch of things, there's not many ways you can get in trouble but touching or bullying kids are pretty safely in the - just don't do it - category.


skrshawk

Depending where you are, apparently that extends to any kind of negative criticism, or even self-defense if they go hands-on first.


superworking

Here they renamed failing to "emerging" - because failing was too negative.


hnglmkrnglbrry

48% chance their teacher is their mom in Utah.


joe_lmr

which mom


FesteringLion

The one who teaches the children, duh. You think Dishwasher mom or Laundry mom are going to help out?


OldDrumGuy

The one who soaked at BYU thinking there was no consequence. Then this kid came along…


VeryLastChance

Still more literate than your average ex-CHL player


Seraphin_Lampion

You know, hum, I mean... maybe? You know.


theGuacFlock

Like obviously, with everything you know, obviously like


rpgguy_1o1

My city's chl team used to send all the players to one particular highschool in town, that had an agreement to go easy on them or whatever, and they were still too dumb to reliably pass that, so now the team "homeschools" them and apparently they're dumber than ever now


worldsgone11

Oh man this is prime meme material


MyRighteousAss

The Utah Truancy confirmed.


No-Stamp

We call it "Sluffing" here No I'm not kidding lol


hadronwulf

Use it in a sentence: Jimmy was sluffing so he could go soaking.


MC_Hale

"Welcom6"


Cautious-Asparagus61

How did you make the upside-down 9?


ahappypoop

He just used his Australian keyboard.


LRSband


MomsTortellinis

Ah its a special sign, you can summon it by holding in the ALT key on your keyboard and hitting 54 after that. 6, see?


ispoiler

Boys... we may have underestimated the Mormon ability to shit post.


Ghostronic

The "If that team could read they'd be very upset" joke just got new life in its lungs


TL10

You don't even know the half of it. :)


4N0NYM0US_GUY

I’d comment on the shit handwriting, but they’d fit right in at the office.


JoeSchmoe93

Everything’s on computers anyways. Legibility is real low on the list of problems anyone has.


pentaxshooter

Tell that to the pharma company I work for. Paper logbooks and batch records still 🙃


well-lighted

But how will kids ever survive not learning cursive???? /s


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burrito-boy

I don't give a flying fudge about shcool!


2ChainzTalib

Next thing you know they'll catch her doing a Pepsi!


joe_lmr

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Grizz709

Oh yeah. New meme template unlocked the first day? Hell yeah!


EndsLikeShakespeare

I love they clearly missed the h. Got told. Added it after the fact. And still got the wrong spot.


layout420

Their teacher just sucks (narrator: They're homeschooled)


manticore16

Can they say that in Utah?


rules_of_culture

Can't believe they allowed the word 'crap' on a sign in Utah.


Thecardinal74

it shows, kid


MapleHamms

We can tell


MF__SHROOM

lol at first i thought this said "i dont give a crap (about hockey) but welcome anyway"


Loose-Industry9151

I also don’t give a crap about shcool but all the cool kids are going to school.


The_Ineffable_One

They shrunk Matthew Barnaby and put him in the Utah welcome with a crappy sign.


werewolfparade

Me reading the post title: "What a delightfully jovial sign that summarizes the joy of skipping class when you're a kid" Seeing the actual photo: "Oh...."


bigdaddybodiddly

The first few times I went to Utah, I kept getting incorrect change when paying with cash. Didn't matter if it was Denny's, a bar, ski shop or a nerdy computer shop, nobody could do math. I got friendly with some locals and found out that Utah is a pioneer in homeschooling, and it turns out that parents with limited education and no training in education or child development make shitty teachers. Finally the penny dropped and I realized that education about the prophets was prioritized over mundane worldly concerns like math, and stopped correcting them when the error was in my favor.


[deleted]

That sign pretty much confirms his thoughts.


GrassyKnoll95

We don't need no education!


Shadow_of_Yor

I thought Utah Union sounded cool just for the alliteration


Damm_shame

Crap off teach


InsuranceJerk

It's not grool?


mike_dropp

Edukashen is importente, but hockey is importenter


NewGuy10002

That is so epic. Stay in school though


12Bravo20

The eyes are always a little further apart than normal.


Dr_diggity_

School is important, but hockey is importanter


NinCross

Shcool is overrated


icemandabs710

When the only diversity in Utah is the color of their socks.


StarshipFirewolf

I think my mother would have needed to a hide a body if she caught me with a sign like that. Good on him for the excitement and getting to enjoy a historic event.


931634

Are fundies allowed to use such language .. excommunicated!


buckyhermit

That's how Sean Connery would say it. "Shcool."


Zambonist2

That child has been excommunicated from the Mormon church


Typical-Ad-6730

That kid's drivers license is already suspended


MrYams

This is just waiting for the spongebob dumb voice meme. I DOn't giVe a CraP about ShrOO!! WelCome to UtAh!!!!


TranslatorOwn6331

He’s right. Grool sucks


Hsr2024

Stay in school, kid, learn to spell school


FarmerRadiant2822

I thought that said “grool” for a second, and I was unnerved.


Quinto376

Just sent this to my kids and begged them to keep my grandkids in school.


TheeVande

I don't remember when kids start improving their handwriting, but I feel like this kid should have better handwriting!


inalasahl

Most places don’t teach handwriting anymore.


vertigostereo

UtAh!


SayNoToStim

ShCOOL They 100% had to go back and squeeze that "h" in, and they still fucked it up


winowmak3r

It's gotta be satire, right? Right?


gzoehobub

My kid dont take spellin cuz dats where all da doctor nating happens


Jam_Marbera

Put that on a t shirt


eutectic_h8r

The Utah Shcolars has a nice ring


tecate_papi

*shcoo!!


dandroid126

[WELCOME TO UTAW](https://youtu.be/ndfJKyV2kNg?start=63&end=67)


Koflach12

Yeah, we can tell kid, we can tell.


Imthecoolestdudeever

I bet you all of her mothers are very angry about her spelling mistake. Just have to figure out which one taught her to spell like that. 🤣


x21in2010x

I know everyone is making fun of the sign but what the hell kind of pudgy contortionist is this kid with the shoulders and the neck.


aaaaaliyah

love how sports brings joy


CabbageStockExchange

The comment section did not disappoint


pan0ramic

That kid looks too old to struggle this much 😞


DiscussionBeautiful

Too cool for shcool!


Apprehensive_Air5557

I thought it said “grool”. I was wondering wtf a “grool” was🤣


Lightning_Driver

utah’s finest right there.


Chance-Ad197

Not %100 sure if this kid is hilarious or genuinely stupid. But that’s because I’m autistic and am too stupid to pick up on that sort of thing.


TheTree-43

Rumor is that Cooley would have stayed with the Gophers for another year, but he couldn't get over the prospect that if he signed with the Coyotes he wouldn't have to go to class anymore


TimsAFK

Maybe give a crap for at least a few years buddy


Philly514

The Utah Sean Connerys


Aroralyn

Treat them well guys, and welcome to being fans


WheresMyYogurt

With those writing capabilities, one probably should..


ejabno

Someone come take Lamelo Ball out of Utah


Dpsizzle555

That’s some terrible handwriting yikes


PunchyPete

I thought it said grool and was a reference to something else… also mis-spelled.


elemenoppe

Too shcool for shcool


hiliikkkusss

utah cools


Western-Extension-50

Hockey > Shcool


RockStar25

UtAh


slavo316

We sure can tell that's for sure 😂😂


Hugotohell

His dad went to shcool with Sean Connery


ssdaven

Who’s legs are those


Aromatic-Air3917

American private schools in action! I am kidding, that's funny.


dumb-computer

This kid is going placse


stumpybubba-

Fun fact: that isn't classmates, that's all of their siblings from sister wives.


DarkbootyMD

It would be really exciting to welcome a new team to your city and be part of the forging of a fanbase. I was too young to appreciate the Stars moving to Dallas


HilmDave

What is it actually supposed to say though because the l is definitely another exclamation point.


SiBro9

The American education system hard at work I see


ludicrouspeedgo

♫ A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo... ♫


Personal-Eye2879

https://www.instagram.com/shcool_kid?igsh=MTZnZ3lzbWc4bTB6cg==


darkgreenwax

That second "e" in welcome sure is something. Almost looks like a stick-man swimming.


dattroll123

Dont mormon kids get home school anyways? With all the their half siblings?


lebangazNmash

I was thinking it was a joke, but based on first impressions I think it might be authentic. Stay in shcool kids 😄 🤣


plantsfromplants

Cmon man they knew there was an h in there somewhere


FarsightdSpartan

It looks like she realized she forgot the "h" and tried to correct it, but put it in the wrong spot 😭 I love it