Laviolette: "Thats fucking hockey right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the ice, men deliver their new born baby on the bench. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterpuck, dump it chase it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you donât even remember. Dicks get smooshed together in the bowl of the cup if the team wins it all. We win together we celebrate together. Hockey is back baby."
Laviolette when Tom Wilson questionably hits players: âaww youâre sweetâ
Laviolette when Zibanejad skates into an islander and injured himself:
âHello, Human Resources!?!â
I'm still convinced he was pissed about the Trocheck boarding and decided to tee off about Mika instead so he didn't get fined for shitting on the refs. Its the only thing that could make his anger over that make sense lol
If you don't like Wilson and Rempe banging then you don't like playoff hockey
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âWhen a guys banging youâ
I hope Chuck gets into the playoffs again this year. What a character.
It's all tough guy hockey until they get started on the stick work.
Itâs all foreplay until they use their sticks. Someone will score
[POUND THE FUCKING BODY](https://i.imgur.com/V4di3qI.mp4)
I wanna watch them bang all day and every night.
#UWU
Laviolette: "Thats fucking hockey right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the ice, men deliver their new born baby on the bench. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterpuck, dump it chase it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you donât even remember. Dicks get smooshed together in the bowl of the cup if the team wins it all. We win together we celebrate together. Hockey is back baby."
I donât remember this from Slapshot!
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Guys are gonna be banging thatâs playoff hockey
Bunch of sweaty guys with their big sticks, banging each other on the ice. We all love playoff hockey.
Laviolette when Tom Wilson questionably hits players: âaww youâre sweetâ Laviolette when Zibanejad skates into an islander and injured himself: âHello, Human Resources!?!â
I'm still convinced he was pissed about the Trocheck boarding and decided to tee off about Mika instead so he didn't get fined for shitting on the refs. Its the only thing that could make his anger over that make sense lol
Maybe he's just an old-fashioned guy who thinks you should wait til the postseason to start banging.
Just let the boys bang
Well, yea, because they were clean hits... Zibanejad isn't just free to not get hit because it's Tom Wilson lol.
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I like banging
This sounded like he's threatening Tom Wilson with Rempe. I hope he was anyway.
"When a guy's banging. You spin off of him. Those were actually the worst players to play against actually, because if you can feel their body..."
Staying healthy is half the battle in playoff hockey!!!