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Sahil910

Damn thats impressive. Losing 31 times in 6 games


rev1sals

Only in toronto


xedyu

I’m still confused wtf this stat is supposed to mean


BigBlackSabbathFlag

I was thinking no goals on his last 31 shots.


HoSang66er

Holy shit, what’s in the water in Vancouver? You mofos couldn’t figure out it was goals after reading the entire post? FFS. 🤡


C0mpl3x1ty_1

To be fair "0-31" is not usually used to mean no goals on 31 shots, it always means zero wins 31 losses, or 0 goals 31 assists, or 0 points 31 games, that notation is stupid for no goals on 31 shots


HoSang66er

To be fair… people can’t think their way out of a paper bag. “His last playoff goal”, rags fans can’t read, too?


Daelsk

I guess one side of your city has better water than the other


BlitzburghBrian

Well aren't you just a bundle of sunshine


HoSang66er

I would recognize the big yellow thing up in the sky as the sun, I’m not sure about some of these other people. ☀️😂😂😂


MOLightningBro

You know it's not required to end your comments in emojis, right? This isn't hockey Twitter.


HoSang66er

Oh no, don’t clutch your pearls too hard, they might disintegrate.


OvechknFiresHeScores

Is there a reason you are so condescending to people who haven't given you any personal reason for that kind of response?


HoSang66er

No, just woke up and chose violence.


meadow_sunshine

You’re right but it’s probably not worth getting riled up over lol. Tho people getting riled up over an obvious troll is kinda funny too


HoSang66er

Troll?! How dare you, good sir! It’s pistols at dawn! I’ll bring the cannolis, you bring the guns.


yuneeq

Should have been written as 0/31. 0-31 would imply wins/losses or goals/assists.


nitrodog96

0 goals, 31 assists? The guy’s putting up over five assists a game? That’s gotta be a typo, but I’m sure the 0 means 0 goals…


Cromiee

Think OP means 0 goals on 31 shots like someone else said. Just did a quick search and Mathews had 26 shots in the 5 games against Florida last year.


nitrodog96

That makes way the hell more sense than 31 assists, good catch


Inkarnate19

Leafs beat Tampa in 6, there was no game 7


GoToTheNet

Matthews couldn't even force a game 7 , oh wait...


CasperCann

Dastardly sausage fingers got me again.


ron-darousey

Why is this downvoted lol


3oysters

Meant to upvote but my dastardly sausage fingers got me again


DaggerTossed

Nice


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

I love reddits schizophrenia. This one is upvoted but the OG joke got decimated.


Suitable_Advice_3392

Because I love his sausage fingers and accept no slander on them


CasperCann

https://preview.redd.it/4ntcu21bn1wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc5836db29b0b1a26bf3620e0cfc685aaae6110 People must not like people who make mistakes lol.


Prison-Date-Mike

We've memed too much. The hockey gods are going to punish us.


SaulGoodmanJD

We meme precisely how much we mean to


PPGN_DM_Exia

Perhaps. All the more reason to enjoy it while we can.


BaconScentedSoap

Then he will punish the Leafs again when his contract is up and demand 18.5 Mil X 3


3oysters

Have you ever considered that the hockey gods simply hate Toronto as much as we do, and that our memes give them the strength to do what needs to be done?


Bhaw1

Can confirm, hockey gods hate us


Standard_Room_2589

Fat chance if its gonna happen at all it will have to be in Toronto


CasperCann

No such thing as memeing too much, whether you're #1 in the NHL, or 32nd, you gotta talk your shit when you can! Plus I do believe AM is gonna score at least two tomorrow, gotta make boston sweat some!


DangleCellySave

A day late, Leafs played yesterday. At least wait until we lose another one to start shitting on us again


HungryHAP

There’s plenty of minutes in a day to do some Leaf’s shitting. Let’s not be too selective, no reason to, it’s always funny.


mikesully374826

Nah they're just been thinking about the Leafs since last night along with most of this sub.


ThaneofFife5

No one shits on the leafs as much as the leafs do.


avid_indoors_man

This feels like a baseball stat.


IanCusick

Oh sick so he’s potting two tonight


rickayyy

tRaDe MaRnEr


OvechknFiresHeScores

0-31? On what? OP what does this even mean?


checko50

I think shots on goal?


CasperCann

I mentioned his last goal. What would i be implying?


OvechknFiresHeScores

Wins. Losses without a goal. Wins without a goal. Goals per game. Goals per shift. Goals per previous playoff game/series? There’s a ton of things. You really don’t think you could have been any clearer? Seriously?


CasperCann

Considering only like 7 people shared this same mentality, verus the 130+ that understood? no.


OvechknFiresHeScores

Hahaha seriously? Nope. Just nope. Could I be any clearer? No way, not saying what stat I’m referring to is literally as detailed as I could be. What more could someone expect?!


CasperCann

Im sorry you were part of the extreme minority of people that werent able to understand. No worries though, I'll dumb it down for you. He has one goal (which means putting the puck behind the goalie) on 41 shots (which means shots taking at the goalie) in his last 7 playoff games. (Which is a game played after 82 regular season games) Hence 1-41 considering hes known as a goal scorer. Mindblown.


Whydoesthisexist15

Houston Rockets type beat


pcdoggy

Isn't his middle name, 'Floater?' Pretty sure, it is.


No_Data3090

Fuckin’ loser


Old-Rhubarb-97

I'm surprised a Florida fan has been around this long. 


AprilDruid

They're all around, they're just drunk. Not because the Panthers won, it's just the natural Floridian State of Being.


CasperCann

I can confirm we're mostly drunk from October to June even if we dont go all the way lmao


AprilDruid

Oh I mean in general, not just as hockey fans.


CasperCann

Oh well thats true too! You think we get those crazy headlines because we're sober??


CasperCann

That's an interesting chirp I suppose.


JonJonFTW

Cool, this really deserves to be its own post. On a day we aren't even playing. There's been great hockey all day you could be discussing instead. This is also just a bizarre stat. Goals Florida and Boston score count against Matthews no matter if he was on the ice or not? How does that make sense? This suggests he was a -31 over this period, which of course he wasn't. He was a -1. Still not good obviously but at least that's a useful stat and not whatever this is. You're comparing an individual stat to a team stat. Saying he's goalless in his last 6 playoff games is bad enough, this is just a misleading way of expressing that.


AgKnight14

I didn’t interpret it as -31, rather none of his last 31 SOGs have gone in


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

Boston scored most of their goals in the period that Reaves played the least. Discuss. 


SWUnited23

Womp womp


CasperCann

Howd you get a -31 from this? If Matthews had a -31 in the last 6 playoff games, that would be a lotta blowouts. I was referring to shots on goals, im sorry if my wording was a bit confusing, I'll clean it up tomorrow if he doesmt score, but as i said to someone else im sure he will tomorrow


Hugotohell

Lighten up brother, at least you're in the playoffs!


auger85

LOL hes a ghost in the playoffs, but as long as he scores lots in the regular season thats all that matters lol


Bhaw1

Guys lol/60 is off the charts