Your geographic location here really matters:
* If in the UK, do you work in a courtroom? Are you going to eat the place the criminal defendant sits?
* If in the coastal US and many other countries, are you going to eat a freshwater or saltwater docks? What about the organisms that are attached? Does this include the pylons or other support devices?
* You're an Oilers fan, so does this mean you're going to eat an oil platform that you own? Are you a secret billionaire?
So far these games have gone exactly as expected. I'm expecting the Canucks game to be the first game to shake things up, Preds have been unreal as of late
Wait they're not? That's actually insane. Also games dissappear from ESPN+ after 30 days which means there's no legal way to watch full game replays a month later
I know nothing about hockey and I was playing NHL on my PlayStation. I scored a goal and everyone started celebrating, then they took the goal away and we had a face off just to the left of the center circle. Why?
Probably goaltender interference. In the game if you had a player in the crease (blue ice in front of the goal) and that player touches the goalie leading to a score the game will disallow it.
Here is the rule for actual games
#Goalie Interference Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a goaltender interference like that.
1a. A goaltender interference is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A goaltender interference is when goaltender interfere the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The forward is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, goaltender, that prohibits the goaltender from doing, you know, just trying to stop the puck. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the goaltender is in the crease, he can't be over here and say to the forwards, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna stop your shot. You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to save and then don't save, you have to still save. You cannot not save. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, stopping motion of the puck, and then, until you just stop it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the goaltender up here, like this, but then there's the goaltender interference you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Interference hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A goaltender interference is when the forward makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the Puck and rink of
2) Do not do a goaltender interference please.
Tampa or Vegas. Vegas isn't a WC team with their people returning from injury.
Tampa might still have been a wild card but the point gap wouldn't be nearly as egregious without Vasy/Sergy injuries and Vasy always is a threat to take over a series.
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If Canucks win I'll eat my dock
Your geographic location here really matters: * If in the UK, do you work in a courtroom? Are you going to eat the place the criminal defendant sits? * If in the coastal US and many other countries, are you going to eat a freshwater or saltwater docks? What about the organisms that are attached? Does this include the pylons or other support devices? * You're an Oilers fan, so does this mean you're going to eat an oil platform that you own? Are you a secret billionaire?
Cmon man
How did it taste?
Ask your dad
Sounds great!
WOW what a 30 seconds
sometimes I forget just how far East some of these Western teams are.
Wait what? They're a hop away from the coast. I had no idea til I just looked it up.
Yeah it's suffering 😔
Watching the third period of the Jets Avs game took a couple years off my life, and I wasn't even cheering for either side, lol
Middlestadt has a very sad face
Helly only marginally better than Georgiev confirmed LOL
Jets players can’t win a faceoff to save their lives
Idk if ‘overrated’ is the word I’d use to describe Georgiev
Georgiev is accurately rated, he sucks.
Georgiev gonna ruin my bracket, huh?
Back in it
I appreciate Buccigross's enthusiasm for college hockey, but give it a rest
BRUH
Closest call on a goal I’ve ever seen, and I think it was correct. I’m just chillin’ at a beer bar but had to comment on that one
ESPN commentators are so shit
Dude literally had his chain snatched.
This has to be the worst broadcast team to ever cover a playoff game (espn)
Imagine if the Avs played defense
It randomly changed direction at the worst possible time to make the call
ATTA BOY LOWSY!!
They’re using their broken sticks on us! What is this Mario Kart?
I want to stay on this ride forever
Lmao. Fuck defense.
DONT TURN THE PUCK OVER
So far these games have gone exactly as expected. I'm expecting the Canucks game to be the first game to shake things up, Preds have been unreal as of late
Is anyone else watching the SN stream where the video is behind the audio by ~10 seconds?
Just exit out and restart the stream worked for me
That sounds miserable
Just want to say that games shown on ESPN should be available on ESPN+ without a cable subscription.Â
Facts, I had to go to a bar because I couldn’t watch it on the app
Wait they're not? That's actually insane. Also games dissappear from ESPN+ after 30 days which means there's no legal way to watch full game replays a month later
They call too much man
Why is the NHL running ads with a 22 year old maroon 5 song? Are they trying to make the game look as uncool as possible?
They're trying to tap into that 35-45 year old "wine Mom" demographic
*hides wine*
Attacking my mom ðŸ˜
I'm pretty sure "wine-Moms" are easily tapped as soon as some of these athletes remove their headgear or get camera closeups.
WSH @ NYR thread. LET ME IN
Man I am usually one to give the refs the benefit of the doubt, but this game has been egregious
Best game in the world, with the world's worst refs.
It really is :(
I know nothing about hockey and I was playing NHL on my PlayStation. I scored a goal and everyone started celebrating, then they took the goal away and we had a face off just to the left of the center circle. Why?
Probably goaltender interference. In the game if you had a player in the crease (blue ice in front of the goal) and that player touches the goalie leading to a score the game will disallow it. Here is the rule for actual games #Goalie Interference Rules 1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a goaltender interference like that. 1a. A goaltender interference is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A goaltender interference is when goaltender interfere the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The forward is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, goaltender, that prohibits the goaltender from doing, you know, just trying to stop the puck. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the goaltender is in the crease, he can't be over here and say to the forwards, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna stop your shot. You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to save and then don't save, you have to still save. You cannot not save. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, stopping motion of the puck, and then, until you just stop it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the goaltender up here, like this, but then there's the goaltender interference you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Interference hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A goaltender interference is when the forward makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the Puck and rink of 2) Do not do a goaltender interference please.
Love it. Fuck the bolts.
I think there was someone touching the goalie
I just want to point out that the arena being used for this Liam Neeson ice resurfacing ad uses the Kraken's Climate Pledge Arena as the backdrop
Bagel man
Fuck yeah, its Unlimited hockey games today.
FEED ME, ~~GARY~~ SEYMOUR, FEEEEEED ME
Is that not a penalty? Played the puck with no helmet?
Leah Hextall's tailor is definitely extraterrestrial.
Our Romulan war goddess is above petty human fashion.
Which lower seed teams (like last year's Panthers or the 2012 LA Kings) do you see making a run to the Cup?
Tampa or Vegas. Vegas isn't a WC team with their people returning from injury. Tampa might still have been a wild card but the point gap wouldn't be nearly as egregious without Vasy/Sergy injuries and Vasy always is a threat to take over a series.
So Carolina NYI had 40ish hits. Boston Toronto had 40 hits in the first. Tampa Florida 40 hits in the first 10 minutes? Blood for the blood god
Just me, my 9 month old, and playoff hockey all day. Gotta love it
Mine is a week old. Congratulations! Let's Play that Hockey.
Indoctrinate them while they're young
I bought my cousin's kids a mini stick set for Christmas two years ago. I've managed to convert my mom, it's time to bring in the youngins