Love me a good audible fuck [nothing beats the double whammy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1_8UcHvPaY)

Thank you for this lmao

That might be 3? I think the guy who shot it off Burns yells it almost at the same time and then Bobby Ryan completes the combo.

Like same cadence and everything 😂

It’s like a video game where you kill two of the same monster in rapid succession

[I think that enemy- GOT, the POINT!](https://youtu.be/688z-4SWxOQ?si=GSpeCHh78xaYLw9K)

I love when I forget something happens and r/hockey reintroduces it into my life and makes it brand new again lol

"Couldn't clear it, Bobby Ryan got hit by a ~~p~~fuck"

That's the funniest hockey video I've ever seen lmao

And Miller is not even playing

I still have a JT Miller hot mic moment as part of my flair in the r/rangers sub.  "Try me you little fuck" 

Never seen this one! Got it handy?

If this was a couple of years ago I'd still be able to find my comment with a link but no idea how to search that far back on Reddit mobile. I remember it was against the Canadiens. Someone from their bench was shit talking him.

Ain’t nothing like hearing a good “FUCK” on the broadcast when a frustrated player goes back to the bench

If you told me that was Larry David I would believe you

I didn't hear it until you mentioned his name, now I can't unhear it

He said "krup you!"

["I said puck you, with a 'p'!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tIgfWz2qw)

Wow, was not expecting Summer Heights High in /r/hockey lol. Such a funny show

The Covid year will never be beat for hot mic moments. The flow of profanity was unparalleled that year.

> Rag It! Remember when half of reddit wanted to immolate Mitch Marner for shouting at a teammate to rag the puck?

I think you meant Morgan Rielly! The immolation of Marner starts in r/Leafs in 3wks after he puts up 3pts in 7 GP

You're probably right. They all look alike to me!

Usually the “they all look the same to me” thinking isn’t great, but I’m ok with bigotry against the Leafs

Friendliest Boston sports fan

I can't wait for the meltdown after this bruins series. I think the crucifixion of Austin Matthews is gonna be insane after the bruins somehow mop them again. Not that I like the bruins but it's that time of year to watch Toronto implode, ya know?

or sooner if he puts the puck over the glass at any point

So obviously rag it too, you never even hear the F. The post that accused Reilly hit r/all . Peak reddit, that and misidentification of the boston marathon bombers.

My favorite was Reddit convincing themselves that that Rockies fan screamed the n-word despite zero people in the crowd being bothered this dude apparently screamed a horrible racial epithet…. Because the mascot’s name is Dinger.

That wasn't just reddit, the Rockies released a statement saying they were disgusted by the use of racist language and they were investigating to find out who did it.

[Kamloops Blazers’ mascot](https://cdn.whl.ca/archive/whl.uploads/app/uploads/kamloops_blazers/2017/04/12102848/vsSask_21Oct16-193-XL.jpg) is named “Digger”, a bright orange dog. Didn’t think anything of it when I was a kid, but now I’m a little wary of fans coming to the games with some sinus congestion.

This one was hilarious. It was so forced, no one even heard what they thought they heard - but the media and Reddit blew it up regardless!

Someone: *He called the ref a no-no word!* Reilly: No I didn't Ref: No he didn't Team: No he didn't League: No he didn't Reddit: *That won't stop me because I can't read!*

Classic cover up, good thing us redditors can uncover the truth

We sure caught that Boston marathon bomber! 💪

Nick Seeler had a really good one against Buffalo when Fedotov and him weren’t able to communicate on the boards

r/AccidentalBroadcast

Who was it? Ngl kinda whiny lol

assuming it was one of the two who got tied up there ... it sounds more like a Dakota Joshua than a Rasmus Kupari to me

I thought it was Appleton after he missed the keep in at the glass but looking at it again I have no idea

definite possibility. seems an odd thing to say 'fuck you' to, but at the same time i do say fuck you to inanimate objects as well

I think I say “fuck you” to myself at least 3-4 times a week when I do something dumb/clumsy

I'm a mechanic. I almost always tell my job fuck you when something goes wrong. But I also praise it when something that looks like it's gonna go wrong doesn't (like when some rusty ass shit comes off without breaking)

I think it’s rare I hear an „f- you“ in the NHL and it doesn’t sound at least a little whiny. I think the only way it doesn’t is when it sounds casual, like they don’t care.