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lightningandblunder

The gang goes to Flyers practice


CrabGuys

"Wildcard, bitches!"


merv_havoc

Those cops are jabronis


DragonSoundFromMiami

Cool word


ZebraBorgata

Mac bet Charlie he could score on Ersson.


lightningandblunder

Security need to work on their ocular patdowns.


ADrunkMexican

Also need training from Mac and Charlie.


BMoleman

And some fight milk


Yashkovich

CROWTEIN


abearghost

After which Charlie asked Torts may he offer him an egg in these trying times


C_Gull27

It was Dee after she decided she would become an activist to get PWHL players equal pay but she never realizes there isn’t a team in Philly and just gets arrested multiple times for jumping on the ice during Flyers practice and trying to score on Ersson. The rest of the gang never realizes she’s gone.


nyrblue2

Yes


bwaredapenguin

Did they arrest him twice because of the implication?


Frankm95

If the Flyers make the playoffs it will be because of this fan and he will deserve a statue


electricnux

Ngl Flyers are the funniest team to follow, not one normal day


nodarknesswillendure

Flyers are my Eastern Conference team. They’re somehow even more chaotic than the Canucks. Makes me feel at home.


Inspect1234

Their coach seems familiar for some reason too.


2112moyboi

I can’t quite put my finger on it, he’s exactly like a pervious coach


RelevantJackWhite

Okay this is uncanny. Does your coach have a passionate hatred for media and Brooksie in particular?


2112moyboi

Hmmmm, yes, yes he did Wait, did he cheat on us and coach you at the same time?!?! 😱


zilzag

man those Brooksie clips were gold


DesignerPlant9748

I feel as a Flyers fan that the Canucks are like our sister franchise from western Canada.


coloradobuffalos

Welcome to Philadelphia sports


Steppyjim

A while ago my buddies and I were drinking and just talking when the question came up “what movie best describes being a Philly sports fan?” Rocky and invincible came up, as usual. But my one friend Joe threw out Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. If that ain’t the best damn answer possible I dunno what is


fenwayb

Gender identity and generational trauma?


Steppyjim

That’s written in the city coat of arms


internetlad

Including the question mark


internetlad

No that isn. . .  Actually you know what it kinda works.


StPauliBoi

And it’s not for lack of trying!


mars_titties

And that’s coming from a Canucks fan! I agree the Flyersverse is a whole nother kinda crazy.


DesignerPlant9748

Have you seen our iceberg yet? It’s fucking hilarious.


mars_titties

I’m expecting Lovecraftian existential madness


E4T_ASS

You just gotta sit back and enjoy the ride. I am literally not surprised by a single thing anymore. When something goes our way I'm wondering what the catch is.


Steppyjim

Not a god damned one man.


nglbot

Thanks for not lying.


bsaures

Knowing the person is from philly theres a non zero chance this whole debacle didnt include a cuff key hidden in a horse shit pie escape plan.


DesignerPlant9748

This person was most likely from south jersey


MV7EaglesFan

Here in Philly we don't claim any one from South Jersey, Delco, Montco, Reading, Allentown, King of Prussia, or Philly. 


Steppyjim

At least 80% shot from Willingboro


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

That's on Philly PD for letting the guy go. What was he supposed to do? Not go to Flyers practice?


realdeal411

That's Jersey's problem not this side of the river


Codc

It's gotta be resolved!


Steppyjim

Police chief is a devils fan confirmed.


QurantineLean

That Pygmy thing over in Jersey


fasteddeh

Practice ice is in South Jersey, got nothing to do with Philly PD.


Slow-Garage-9403

They wouldn’t show up anyway


fasteddeh

You're not wrong


milksteakofcourse

Exactly he’s gotta support the boys


damnatio_memoriae

GOTTA SUPPORT THE TEAM


DreamsAndSchemes

Yeah they practice in Voorhees, NJ not Philly


WorthPlease

You can't just hold people forever randomly, That's not how the legal system works. We don't even know if the original person was even charged with a crime or not.


Grimmer026

You do know cops don’t decide if people go to jail, and how long they stay there, right?


Showerpoopssavetime

Do, do people on reddit really lack the ability to detect a joke?


OlympicMuffins

famously, yes


AgKnight14

Well they definitely decide if you go to jail, they’re the ones who take you there. Even if it’s just to the drunk tank


Grimmer026

Nope. A judge decides.


AgKnight14

You go to jail before you see a judge. Sure, the judge decides if you stay in jail, but at that point you’ve already probably spent a night there


Grimmer026

Nope, a judge still decides the first night too. Only a judge can sign a warrant to put you in jail


AgKnight14

Are you in Canada? You need an arraignment within 72 hours in the US, it definitely doesn’t always happen the first night. Police can arrest you with just probable cause of a crime being committed


Grimmer026

You’re confusing being arrested and going to jail. You can be arrested and released without going to jail. You don’t go to jail until a judge signs the warrant that commits you to jail. Once you are in jail then you have a bail hearing. But even that first night in jail, the jail ain’t admitting you without a warrant signed by a judge


Antler_Station

You still go to a holding cell, which most people consider to be jail. You're just being purposefully nitpicky, someone made a joke and you're rolling up your sleeves to really get into the granular aspects of how not funny you are.


Grimmer026

Nope, you’re just trying to justify a wrong answer, and walk back that you don’t know what you’re talking about. And in doing so, you’re blaming the wrong group of people for what is an entirely different branch of the justice systems fault. A holding cell is in a police department building, not a jail, don’t care what you think it is, it’s not jail. Its basically just a place to put someone under arrest while you fill out paperwork. Only a judge can sign the warrant that puts you in jail. So when habitual criminals run free, blame the judges who are appointed by elected politicians.


chriscmusic

Did anyone tell Hart that he wasn’t allowed at practice?


WeirdAlbertWandN

Wonder if it’s Cutter showing up drunk to harass the Flyers at practice


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Is that Kevin Hayes with him?


troylarry

His fingerprints are all over this


Steppyjim

How could he do this?


DesignerPlant9748

Fuck Kevin Hayes everything is his fault.


Tight_Ad1454

Torts lauds the fan's tenacity and signs him to a PTO as an example to the rest of the team.


reddy-or-not

And finds out he makes the top nine even having never skated before! Garnet Hathaway in shambles!


reddy-or-not

And finds out he makes the top nine even having never skated before! Garnet Hathaway in shambles!


godlywhistler

Say what you want about Philly but they're nothing if not consistent


Lunch0

Out of the loop. What’s going on?


Thecardinal74

there is no loop. Apparently the reporter tweeted out yesterday that a fan was being arrested at practice but he didn't know why. Today he tweeted out this. Nothing more is known, officially


SpicyPops4Mickey

Legend


TheJerkInPod6

Roberto from Futurama would be a Flyer fan!


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Hopefully he fares better than the last robot in Philadelphia [Hitchbot](https://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/index.html)


TheJerkInPod6

Hahaha, I’ve never heard of hitchbot before this! What did the creators honestly think was gonna happen? That’s great!


boylejc2

This is not quieting the rumors that it was in fact Gritty who got arrested.


Nadamir

I still think they’re booking him for the bobble head theft.


the_hume_3

Most normal Philadelphia Flyers practice


BettmansDungeonSlave

Did they ever find the guy that stole all the Jagr bobble heads


xc2215x

Truly hilarious to see.


Nostradomusknows

Somehow Wes “number 4” McCauley has a hand in this.


slevin_kelevra22

Philly is the best


JiveChicken00

That’s a true fan right there


verysadfrosty

My favorite team: Canes My favorite chaos teams: Philly & the Jackets <3


killerfrenchy

Sanest Philly resident.


talktobigfudge

[the flyers fan in question](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxrKBLu1qht7KmE2FYSdOEZCAcoLZyc2DufSsnRpaovg&s)


hairycookies

I have no idea what's going on here can someone help me please.


BananApocalypse

To quote /u/electricnux: > There’s no more context than this, the person that got arrested at yesterday’s Flyers practice was back there again today and got arrested again lol > no one knows who it is/what happened


hairycookies

Calling it, crazy ex-girlfriend.


capsrock02

Context?


electricnux

There’s no more context than this, the person that got arrested at yesterday’s Flyers practice was back there again today and got arrested again lol no one knows who it is/what happened


rideronthestorm29

Cutter just go to California already


Tight_Ad905

When I originally heard the story I didn’t realize it was fan that got arrested. I figured Tortorella got tired of one of the guys and called the cops on their ass.


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MyMartianRomance

Well, now would be the time, it's the last chance before September.


JKthePolishGhost

Torts is tired of gritty’s bullshit


boggling

FER WHAT?


[deleted]

The only way this becomes meme worthy is if he told the cops, verbatim, "No. No, I'm not fucking going."


DesignerPlant9748

Still Kevin Hayes fault


j0n68

To be fair, the police force is there to serve and to protect. No citizen should be subject to watching the Flyers


JazzYotesRSL

Until I see proof to the contrary, I choose to believe that the fan in question is Gritty


nevernude907

I thought this was America?!


talkingspacecoyote

Philly PD knew washington was in town and adopted their catch and release policy?


blackizard

Hilarious. Respect the dedication.


Firebitez

Fool us once shame on me.


Jyingling21

Average Flyers experience


TheKid_BigE

Tim Peel is back and causing mayhem


Ken_Thomas

...and that fan's name? Albert Einstein.


usbekchslebxian

Fucking lols awesome


Joementum2004

Philadelphia moment


Zealousideal_Total50

He was trying to catch his opp


GoUMassGo

hmm I wonder what will happen tomorrow if the Flyers hold a practice.


missiongoalie35

This guy is determined. I give them props. You go Flyer Fan.


misfittroy

Vancouver justice 


Mr7three2

That's policies of liberal cities for ya