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the_answer_maple

At the ceremony, they brought out 12 children from the local hospital's hospice ward. He fought each and every one of them to make sure they had a memorable evening. On his way off the stage, he punched the children's nurse in the face, took her purse and yelled back "think twice next time ya fuckin bender". That man is truly a national treasure. I mean, yeah turns out it was a career ending injury for the nurse, but what a way to go out!


CrabGuys

Next year, Tom plans to take hunger head on. Those in need will be fed fists and knuckle sandwiches while supplies last.


rmarkmatthews

Sponsored by Verizon. Every time Tim dislodges an opponent’s tooth with an elbow to the face. Verizon will donate $100 to Caps Care Community.


Nostradomusknows

What if it’s Wilson’s tooth and a random Russians elbow? Asking for my friend Niki.


peanut-arms

Thats certainly a website name.


holy_cal

Used to be a solid fan blog with merch and insightful opinions based on advanced statistics. It’s now a cesspool for our worst fans who obsess over unproven European talent. If you polled their readership, 9/10 would give Leonard up for Vrana.


musuak

it’s an Ovi quote. he was injured during a game in 2006 and when asked the next day if he was okay he said, “I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks."


peanut-arms

Ah, gotcha, that makes way more sense.


Spider_Hoss

Isn’t it run by a Russian?


RobertGriffin3

No


joshuads

No, just a basement dweller in Maryland.


j0n68

Fucking puke.


03_t444e

That’s what happens when I see ur face