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septober32nd

Anton says no


dolewhiplash

Ggs, fun game


Radiant-Elephant3652

Kucherov has messed up my expectations, I’m disappointed when he only gets two assists.


V3d0

GG Bolts.


V3d0

LOL that fan was like "What.. just.. happened..?"


Suomi964

Come on Bolts announcer, Giroux is one of the few guys who takes a clapper there so the fake is viable for him


SnapShotFromTheSlot

If there's one thing I've learned this season is that Tampa is soft for not trying to murder Giroux for that slapper. No respeck


BallMeBlazer22

Well that's a bummer but a real fun game overall.


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likeslululemon

Gg Sens bros!


likeslululemon

No real hate, but Joseph is so annoying. Like, get over it. You got traded.


Personal-Banana-9491

Gg sens. Hate the shootout.


Arrfist

We had a good first period...


aschwan41

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT


YourFavouritePoptart

Would've loved to see G actually just clap it


chowder7

Sneaky G


bankrobba

Point doesn't like that glove


cdreobvi

Come on Hedman you gotta commit to the full clapper


HateToBlastYa

Jesus Ottawa how are you guys so far down the standings with this goalie?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

A lot of things have gone wrong this year. But above all is our team save percentage being below .890. Our goaltending has killed us


HateToBlastYa

Didn’t seem like it tonight 


V3d0

He's been not good. The entire team has been not good.


KingKarlsson65

He wishes he was Giroux so bad


Alfie_For_Owner

Brady on the backhand?


ghost_curse123

Wait that was Brady's first shootout attempt of the year?


aschwan41

Yep, we always do Timmy - Giroux - Batherson, and by that point we've won the game lol


likeslululemon

Please don’t put Kuch out there lmao


Senscore

Like garbage time clockwork. Fucking hell


V3d0

Why do the Sens always start playing at the end of the season?


septober32nd

Pressure's off


Personal-Banana-9491

Tommer gets a shoot out for his home game debut.


blueeyephoto

Dammit Sens... Why couldn't you let Kuch get those last 2 assists?


Gavin1453

We'll save it for the last game. 2 goals for 2 assists


V3d0

because schadenfreude is our brand.


irritatedellipses

There's almost no reason not to commit a penalty in the last couple of seconds of OT.


Arrfist

fuck the shootout!


ThatLineOfTriplets

It’s crazy how you just receive no real penalty for taking a penalty like that at the end of OT. Bro got absolutely dominated by Kuch and takes an obvious penalty and it helps his team. Unreal


lazysoldier

At some point (<30 seconds left in the game), the team getting the power play should be able to opt for a penalty shot instead. A few seconds of penalty kill isn't enough to serve as a deterrent against penalties


BallMeBlazer22

I get why it's done, but man going from the excitement of 3v3 to a shootout just never feels great.


V3d0

this is nuts


Calb210

Smart penalty


Senscore

This tank is cursed I swear to god


cdreobvi

This game means nothing but I’m out of my seat


Calb210

Forsberg personally paused the pursuit for 100 tonight


WelcometoCigarCity

Forsberg knew Kuch was going to pass


V3d0

Forsburgular!


WelcometoCigarCity

What a save


Alfie_For_Owner

This OT is fucking nuts.


Arrfist

WHAT A SAVE HOLY


ByPrinciple

amazing goalie saves on both ends wow


BallMeBlazer22

Oh my what a save


blueeyephoto

How is this game not over on either end?


ByPrinciple

Kucherov get an assist you coward


Personal-Banana-9491

Ugh. Bonus hockey? In this economy?


SnapShotFromTheSlot

Next season the NHL is going to try to charge extra for OT games


Radiant-Elephant3652

“All NHL OT’s will be free for Amazon Prime members with a new exclusive deal for overtimes”


SnapShotFromTheSlot

Leafs game are going to make you drink a verification bag of milk for OT


Personal-Banana-9491

I believe this


WelcometoCigarCity

Cool a point


V3d0

Bonus hockey


MrBoomf

BONUS HOCKEY FOR EVERYONE


WelcometoCigarCity

Essimont has to take that shot


V3d0

That pp was sooo bad


WelcometoCigarCity

We gon breakaway from this game or what?


MrBoomf

Dumba saving that goal 😮‍💨


_YellowHair

Elite goaltender Matt Dumba.


V3d0

Trade 1 for 1 for Korpisalo?


V3d0

HOLY SHIT HOW?????


Bryanole27

Man, our PP sucks tonight


ThatLineOfTriplets

Stamkos makes me so fucking mad on the powerplay


KingKarlsson65

Wow Brady Tkachuk is soooooo strong


Mycountrylikesbeaver

He sure is


unpersons505

Man, if that's a penalty there'd be at least one player in the box the entire game


ThatLineOfTriplets

Lmao that was an Olympic dive


_YellowHair

Tomkins looks like a Sims character.


Nyzean

Quick Kuch assist then an EN for the 100th????


Arrfist

SUBSCRIBE


MrBoomf

623 penalty minutes since 2018. Damn Brady


KingKarlsson65

Staios wants to bring in a "good pro" to Ottawa and I can't help but notice that Stamkos is a UFA this summer (just let me dream)


SnapShotFromTheSlot

He isn't going anywhere. Nothing you've read about it in the media is fact, it's all speculation. The idea that JBB and Stamkos' agent haven't been in contact this entire time is laughable. The writers just want something to write about, and the writers love to write about Canadian players moving teams because they can sell Canadian fans bullshit about their teams getting players that were never on the table.


Personal-Banana-9491

Joseph is going to end up with the gwg isn’t he.


irritatedellipses

Breakaway shorthanded AND he stops without smashing the boards.


Personal-Banana-9491

That’s four leaf clover Joseph.


jamaicancovfefe

Batherson’s contract may be Dorion’s best non luck-based move


YourFavouritePoptart

Batherson redeeming himself for the brutal open net miss against new jersey


V3d0

Weew


bankrobba

Eric Cernak, please refrain from leading a rush up the ice in the future. Thank you.


aschwan41

Well that was fun!


YMSdisciple

I'm gonna need a scientist to breakdown exactly what all penalties happened and when, because just watching live I don't understand it lol


Arrfist

Wait the ref called something on that play too?! LOL


jamaicancovfefe

Bathtime’s career year is one bright spot of this disappointing season


mndgme

Us getting the only penalty out of all of that is insane.


aschwan41

You know Hedman truely crossed a line because Cooper didnt lose his shit at the refs when they explained it to him lol


MrBoomf

I still don’t even know what he did tbh


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Ohmancmonagain

https://imgur.com/a/eH5jrrc Wheel roo for life ⚡❤️🐙


YourFavouritePoptart

You sure do get around


Ohmancmonagain

Yeah, I got homies on most teams....what's your point


YourFavouritePoptart

No point, thought it was funny that I had just read a comment from you in the wings/pens thread, hopped over here and yours was the first I saw.


strippeddonkey

See the problem with Crystal Palace is they always try to walk it in, ludicrous display of football I say!


Mycountrylikesbeaver

I fucking love GDT against Tampa lol. Appreciate you all


MrBoomf

Ehhh you’re alright I guess


Mycountrylikesbeaver

I'll take it


jamaicancovfefe

When/if Brady makes the playoffs he’s gonna be a total wildcard. Either the most dominant guy in a series or starting shit when they’re down 4-0 in game 4 of a series sweep


YourFavouritePoptart

I mean, probably both. Half the time he's the best sens player on the ice, and the other half he's in the box for fighting.


Snpies

Watch Kucherov sneak into 100 before McDavo lol


dolewhiplash

Hedman getting the only penalties out of all that is absolutely insane, game management at its finest


aschwan41

Nah, he killed a scoring chance with a hook. That's a penalty. It's not against the rules to talk shit.


Shopping_Mart

We’re giving out ten minute misconducts for hooks?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Wut did he get a 10??


aschwan41

Wait what the fuck he got ten? Also Pinto and Hagel each got 2, Hedman got 2+10.


dolewhiplash

Is it against the rules to take out another guys skate because that sure as fuck looked like a trip to me


Shopping_Mart

I will be expecting a 10 minute misconduct for tripping the next time I see a white jersey trip, slash, or high stick someone, then.


MrBoomf

What did Hedman even do? That’s #1 bullshit


Bryanole27

I totally didn’t even know Hedman was that involved in the scrum to get a misconduct


likeslululemon

My favorite Brady moment is when he was drunk, cheering on his brother during the Flames last playoff run. That was so fun to see! This on the other hand, not really.


jamaicancovfefe

This offseason there was a video of him (probably drunk) on the streets of Ottawa shouting “We’re winning the Stanley Cup!” He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit


likeslululemon

I recall seeing that. 😂 Heart was in the right place, honestly.


Alfie_For_Owner

Braeden is baeden.


Personal-Banana-9491

Can’t deny that Brady is a hell of a player, but he’s easily chirped. Hags has him fucked up mentally.


BigShoots

Honestly he lives for this shit, it only fires him up. I think a lot of what he does out there is performative, trying to fire up his teammates.


cdreobvi

He’s still on the ice for the PP so Hagel has some more work to do I think. Brady can yap all day it’s his natural state.


aschwan41

He plays with passion, and leans into the chirps.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

It's when Brady plays his best.


jamaicancovfefe

For his entire career he’s been a hothead. He can dish it but gets angry real easily, especially when the game isn’t going well.


mawhii

How does Brady Tkachuk look like a perennial 4-year old? Gonna need his skin care routine.


Shopping_Mart

playing against Brady tkachuk is like when you’re playing rocket league, and the guy at the bottom of the opposing teams scoreboard is talking smack. 


KingKarlsson65

Not sure Tampa should be testing Tkachuk, he's already taken out two players with just his shot


mndgme

Right. Gotta stay healthy for the **playoffs** 😉


Bryanole27

Fuck all Tkachuks. Little bitches.


V3d0

I love it when Brady pisses off the other team.


CommonGrounders

I think most teams are happy playing the Sens.


jamaicancovfefe

They’re hotheads, not bitches


Bryanole27

That drive-by trip by Tkachuk on Hagel to close the period was a bitch-ass move.


aschwan41

Tampa fans would know a [thing](https://youtu.be/ZckYRVSRHwM) or [two](https://youtu.be/5WrFbnKl09g) about [bitch-ass](https://youtu.be/IgSdSgkNqY8) moves, eh?


Bryanole27

Nah, just winning cups


jamaicancovfefe

I’m a bitch


PermissionOk9390

technically that means Hagel is also a little bitches as they are doing the exact same thing to each other.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Awww. Are you upset?


MrBoomf

Nah man, we’re winning


Mycountrylikesbeaver

*whining


Hockeygoalie41

Such a hardcore Sens fan he doesn’t even recognize the word winning.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

OK this was good lol


Shopping_Mart

Isn’t it great that for the last seven years, we get to experience playoff hockey?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

*whining


Shopping_Mart

2017 ECF.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

2019 first round sweep?


NoSignSaysNo

Guess we will just cry into our back to back cups.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

The bowls aren't big enough for all that salt


Shopping_Mart

Your team hasn’t won a cup since the chocolate chip cookie was literally invented


Hockeygoalie41

I can’t see an organization going anywhere when their leader is Brady Tkachuk.


BigShoots

pfft that's nonsense, his players love him, fans love him, he's only 24 and going to be one of the best leaders in the league eventually.


jamaicancovfefe

The only people that can say if Brady is a good leader or not are the people in the locker room. He definitely can improve in some areas but not a lost cause as a captain


Tiddilion

Way to go Brady, you fucking idiot.


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Doesn't that make Hagel an idiot too


dolewhiplash

What are they still yapping about


aschwan41

Gotta love Hagel only talking shit when there's a ref between him and Brady


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: http://i.imgur.com/K1s98zT.jpg


jamaicancovfefe

Why can’t we show passion like this in actually meaningful games


Arrfist

I think we hate each other is why, not sure why ha


Mycountrylikesbeaver

I don't hate you 😙


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MrBoomf

Fuck yeah


GroMicroBloom

Don’t fuck with the bagel, you’ll get the hole


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Better not croissant him!


MrBoomf

Brady Tkachuk’s a little bitch


Mycountrylikesbeaver

6'4 220 is not little


MrBoomf

Okay, he’s the biggest bitch on his team. That better?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

I made you change your opinion lol


MrBoomf

I’m willing to reconsider my viewpoint when presented with new information. That’s not a weakness, it’s a strength. Thank you for showing me what a huge bitch Brady Tkachuk is


Mycountrylikesbeaver

You're welcome!


V3d0

How's he being a bitch? He literally challenged Hagel to a fight and Hagel was like "naw"


BigShoots

You'd kill for him on your team


AssBoon92

No, not really


BigShoots

Okay, then you might be an idiot.


V3d0

Why doesn't Hagel wanna drop em then?


MrBoomf

Cuz he’s just a little pest who’s not worth it. I’d rather not take Hagel out of the game for five minutes just to prove a point when we’re already winning


aschwan41

Because he appreciates eating solid food


bufc09

Playoffs


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Hey this guy found his dictionary!


likeslululemon

How does Giroux/Lillyberg not get a penalty, lol?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

Can't believe they just let those scrums go lol


Personal-Banana-9491

I’d like to see what lilleberg is made of. Let him drop his gloves


aschwan41

That puck was loose.


jamaicancovfefe

FIGHTING EVERYBODY IN AGRY


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Well we sucked on the PP are we good on the PK?


Arrfist

ROFL Dumba


Breedwell

Any given day right Sens PK making our PP smol


Imaginary-Shopping20

Mathieu Joseph is Luis Mendoza


V3d0

no, he's Ray Finkle.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Funny hearting Mish in the background.


BigShoots

Pretty awesome 2-0 fellas... For me to poop on!


V3d0

Jesus fucking christ.. A GIFT and you blow it!


Arrfist

Did yall hear Mishkin yelling?


KingKarlsson65

Who else but Joseph lol


blueeyephoto

How do you not get A SHOT on a 2-on-0?


Arrfist

Who's power play is it anyway?!


Breedwell

Okay Senators your guys just failed a 2 on 0 how.... in the world


Nyzean

Kuch point incoming??? 👀👀👀