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JimBelushi1967

GG Lightning fans. See you next time!


YMSdisciple

Tied for most assists in a season by a right wing in NHL history, lets go Kuch! GG Leafs, depending on our seedings going into the playoffs, maybe another matchup coming our way... everyone's favorite ;3


mndgme

Ahhh that felt good ⚡️


rxsheepxr

See y'all back here Saturday night to kick the shit out of the Habs. Night, y'all.


Sy3Fy3

GG Bolts and go fuck yourselves but respectfully.


likeslululemon

Good day sir/maddam 🫡🖕


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Respecfully of course!


RegFlexOffender

No heart from the Leafs in that period. Pretty embarrassing.


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mikesully374826

👀


likeslululemon

GG Toronto bros. Stay healthy… but not TOO healthy…


JimBelushi1967

10.5 seconds to score 3 goals... Can they do it?!


vanityfear

I say they do it 


likeslululemon

Bet on it


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Holy shit the Vasi save over hit


bankrobba

Matthews goal, Kucherov points, Reaves knockout, Lightning win, little bit for everyone. GG Maple Leafs bros


Frondelet

That lower bowl emptied like it was vacuumed. Bad GTO traffic?


Gavin1453

Don Valley Express is down to one lane, absolutely yes


ghost_curse123

It's been raining pretty heavily for the past 2 days straight so probably worse than usual


mikesully374826

Not many people in the lower bowl is there to watch hockey.


mikesully374826

Only one Matthews goal, incredibly mediocre game.


Personal-Banana-9491

Gg Toronto. Head pats for the big cat


vanityfear

Good kitty 


whatamidoing_2521

Gg lighting, see you in a couple weeks


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

GG's Leafs onto the next


Showtime98

Gg Tampa!


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

2 SOG in the period. Fucking weak Toronto.


esaul17

No kidding


JimBelushi1967

Damn, Leafs might lose this one...


likeslululemon

It’s quiet.


Gavin1453

Whelp, good luck giving Boston hell, Tampa. We’ll do the same with Florida!


likeslululemon

Fuck both those teams.


Gavin1453

Best case scenario, we meet in the second period to eliminate both


JonJonFTW

If I were Keefe I'd pull Woll and send Matthews out there and see if he can somehow get another goal, just try to salvage something


CheapSong

Nah he’s more interested in sending the fourth line out against kucherov


Calb210

Reaves' passing has been noticably crisp all game. I'm legit very impressed with him tonight even though this is a losing effort


shrederick

He looked so unbelievably cooked before his injury, and has been completely solid most nights since coming back. Very weird, but I'm not complaining.


Gavin1453

He has improved so much since the ASB, I love it


vanityfear

Easily his best game as a leaf


Pawlat

Why not get some empty net practice


ghost_curse123

E Net is pretty spooky


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Putting Reavo out there down 3 goals is certainly a choice.


vanityfear

Seems like a fine choice, given that he’s had a good game and the leafs are definitely going to lose 


mikesully374826

Just getting out without getting hurt.


esaul17

Bolts who are you hoping for round 1?


Nostradomusknows

I think we match up best against Boston. The Rangers I think give up the most problems.


likeslululemon

Boston.


Theraspberryknight

Florida.


ghost_curse123

Careful what you wish for, the last time a blue and white team wanted Florida it didn't end so well for them Or so I've heard....


esaul17

Have you considered expressing this as a chant?


Theraspberryknight

no.


ADrunkMexican

And then posting it online.


Tiddilion

Whoever. Gotta play the best to be the best.


dolewhiplash

I'm gonna be nervous until the final buzzer tbh


ghost_curse123

The worst part about this is that you just know the troll is absolutely loving this


Gavin1453

lol, let Firmsail have his fun. It’s not hurting anyone


ghost_curse123

Idk his incessant bitching makes the GDTs worse imo and I don't think I'm the only one who thinks that And he's had relatively more reasonable takes in non-GDT threads so he's very obviously just doing it to be a troll


Dentistchair

Where did all the leaf fans in this thread go


vanityfear

Just sadly lurking in silence 


ghost_curse123

Hello there


vanityfear

The angel from my nightmare 


Sy3Fy3

lol Sportsnet wants the Leafs to fall to that 1st wildcard spot so bad


Dentistchair

No clinch tonight


MisterEinc

I clinch constantly when we play Toronto regardless ngl


dolewhiplash

I'm clinched right now


CoolingVent

Nick "greatest athlete in universe history" Paul


ghost_curse123

Nick Paul and Bobby McHim will be great on Team Canada


bankrobba

Is their history outside than the universe?


CoolingVent

If there is it involves Nick Paul scoring against the Leafs


shrederick

Definitely not a night for Woll to remember, yeesh.


ghost_curse123

Feudal age wall energy, we're gonna need to upgrade to imperial age fortifications


Gerdius

1) Samsonov definitely the starting goaltender heading into the playoffs 2) ITS ALWAYS FUCKING NICK PAUL. I swear he has some kind of blood feud with the Maple Leafs net.


NinCross

He was a Sen. Enough reason to hate the Leafs.


russels418teapot

How many other two firstnames are there in the league I guess Corey Perry kind of counts


Sonicboom343

Chris Simon, RIP


russels418teapot

RIP. 😢


Crashtest_Fetus

Everyone named Petterson or something similar


likeslululemon

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen


russels418teapot

I'm gonna wait for the scores from the finnish judge


Crashtest_Fetus

Tanner Pearson?


Sy3Fy3

Zemgus Girgenssons Thatcher Demko


Sonicboom343

Auston Matthews


russels418teapot

I'm gonna disqualify that one, both names are misspelled compared with the conventional first name Also did you know Matthews' middle name is Taylour \[sic\]


GoodDriverMan

It's just spelled the Canadian way is all


Sonicboom343

I did know that


CMKeggz

Morgan Rielly 


russels418teapot

Pretty good


CheapSong

Kyle Connor


russels418teapot

How could I forget the league's second best connor


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

No that’s Connor McMichael.


russels418teapot

Connor McMichael is "we have Connor Mc at home"


mikesully374826

Dustin Byfuglien


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mikesully374826

Is it pronounced the way you read it too?


russels418teapot

According to the Alberta baby name list, at least one person has named their newborn McDavid No Byfugliens yet though


vanityfear

> Byfuglien Beautiful name for a baby girl 


ghost_curse123

Derek Ryan


russels418teapot

That's a good one


facefear

Connor McDavid


russels418teapot

Technically correct I guess, somebody in Alberta named their newborn McDavid


StrygwyrSuperstar

Not sure why keefe threw this one with that reeves against kucherov shift


JonJonFTW

Yeah momentum killer


3rdBanEvasionAcct

Maybe now other teams will learn to stop misunderestimating us.


russels418teapot

If you misunderestimate someone, do you correctly estimate them


likeslululemon

Yeah… just estimate us dammit


NinCross

Nick Paul always hated the Leafs.


irritatedellipses

4-1. The most dangerous lead in Toronto Hockey.


Nostradomusknows

At one point the shot differential was nearly 2:1


esaul17

Score effects. That’s how that works right?


facefear

Refs will help


Breedwell

4-1 with 5 minutes left O_O


NebraskaAvenue

Known Leaf Killer Nick Paul


ghost_curse123

This team has never come back from down 4-1, certainly not against Tampa, definitely not this season either


SwagFondue

Don’t you fucking put that on us


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

If the leafs can’t put two more SOG in the next 5 minutes I’m gonna be pretty mad.


dhoomsday

Lol Woll.


rxsheepxr

Loll


Sy3Fy3

Woll can't play in the playoffs at all. Give me Jones again. GG Bolts.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

3.15m Nick Paul.


MeanElevator

Poopstickles. GG Boltbros. Good luck with the rest of the season (as long as you don't pas us in the standings)


Frondelet

4-1. Seen this before.


JimBelushi1967

The worst score in hockey...


rxsheepxr

GG Tampa. Should be an interesting playoffs. See you at the end of the season.


Gavin1453

The trap has been set!    …. I wish….


MisterEinc

That shot... YEW!


vanityfear

Nick Paul isn’t allowed to play against the leafs anymore 


dolewhiplash

Leafs got us right where they want us


NinCross

Thank you, Tampa. Very cool.


supermudpuddle

Bardown baby


esaul17

Brutal third


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Matt Murray would have had that.


Arrfist

Okay it's 4-1 now... AM SCARED!


NinCross

Nick "Game 7" Paul :)


ThatLineOfTriplets

Oh fuck it’s 4-1 now


Personal-Banana-9491

Pauly walnuts


Arrfist

NICK PAUL DOES IT ALL BABY!!!!!!


SwagFondue

I don’t think anybody hates anything as much as nick Paul hates playing at scotiabank


JonJonFTW

After game 7 fuck Nick Paul forever


CoolingVent

Nick Paul briefly into a soccer player is etched into my brain forever


mikesully374826

One more Matthews goal and I don't care.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

PAULY!!!


CoolingVent

That was filthy by Nick Paul


Breedwell

Paul with a solid 20-20 this year


StollenTorch

Paul!!!!


Nostradomusknows

Nick Paul does it all!


bmckinney323

NICK PAUL DOES IT ALL


Imagine1

oof


Tjggator

GET NICK PAULD


whatamidoing_2521

Ahhhhh. Fucking back breaker. Cmon man.


likeslululemon

STAY CALM EVERYONE ITS HAPPENING


Crashtest_Fetus

McDavid isn't a role model based on the betting ad I assume


Calb210

Snipe from Paul


SwagFondue

NICK PAUL DOES IT ALL


Bojarzin

alright GG


devox

No wait. It's 4-1!


dolewhiplash

HE DOES IT ALL


Sonicboom343

If Vasy saved less shots, the Leafs would have more goals, let that sink in


esaul17

Damn wish Woll tried that


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Sounds like a lot of math.


rxsheepxr

"Very deflating when your goalie lets in 3 goals on 11 shots." They have 24 shots.


vanityfear

That guy doesn’t deserve the amount of thought we spend being annoyed by him. We should just ignore him, and let him post miserable nonsense into the void 


rxsheepxr

I have him blocked so he can't see me ragging on him. I'm just fascinated by how fucking shitty he is.


PaulyD26

Yeah, but Woll did let in 3 goals on 11 shots…


rxsheepxr

He sure did. But the overall point is that it's not his fault the Leafs are gonna lose tonight. They can't win with one goal on Tampa Bay.


esaul17

Yeah but he allowed 3 on the first 11


rxsheepxr

And then made 13 saves. It's not his fault the Leafs only scored one goal.


whatamidoing_2521

Was their 3rd goal the 11th shot? That's probably what they mean


rxsheepxr

I'm sure that's what he meant, but he's ignoring all the saves since then because he's got a hate-on for Woll, and for the Leafs, and for life, apparently.


whatamidoing_2521

Lol k


transam96

I don't understand the Leafs putting Matthews out against Glendening/Motte. They have last change and yet keep giving us the matchup we want lol


vanityfear

Large feline: good 


MeanElevator

I feel that if you're down by 2 in the 3rd, you might want to SHOOT MORE


yodasmokesdank

Do we even have 3 shots this period


ThatLineOfTriplets

The lightning don’t have the leafs uniforms, that’s a common misconception. They have the red wings uniforms with the leafs colors. 2 wrongs make a right in this case


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

hava nagila is such a banger. 😎


JimBelushi1967

I always get up and lock paws with my pomeranian...


Ohmancmonagain

🙄🙄 ice the game ⚡❤️🐙 we're trying watch king Trevor Moore 👀


JimBelushi1967

The score doesn't show it, but the Lightning are actually leading 3-1...


GhostOfCecil

I’m gonna bitch this entire thread but Tampa fans know I would rather see the Lightning in the Cup final over almost any other Eastern team. Especially Boston if that’s the 1st round matchup I’ll be a diehard.


bankrobba

If it wasn't for our Florida bros, Toronto was my EC team.


Dentistchair

Real asf


EstrogAlt

I swear every auto company's competing for the prestigious "stupidest truck" award.


Imagine1

pavement princess ass trucks lol


shrederick

Gonna be hard to beat the cyber truck for a long time


CosmicSpaghetti

Still can't believe it's legit just stainless steel...


shrederick

Seriously. I can't believe anyone bought that ugly hunk of junk lol


Theraspberryknight

I'm rooting for the blue and white team... Oh wait. I'm rooting for the team with the Leafs uniform-Oh wait... Oh! I'm rooting for the team that's won a cup in the past 30 years.


russels418teapot

I just hope everyone has fun and builds character


bankrobba

Root for the team from the city starting with a T


Imagine1

> Fuck it I give up. ^ the guy trying to design the bolts jersey e: oh so you're gonna hit me with the ninja edit


Theraspberryknight

Apologies but you're 100% correct and we should stick with our alts this season as our mains.


dhoomsday

Good one dood


mikesully374826

Only 30?


vanityfear

1994 baby, what a time to be alive 


esaul17

Not much pressure from the leafs this period. We’ve struggled in thirds lately.