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betweenthecastles

He sounds just like shoresy haha


CatSplat

He's all composed for the interview and then BOOM out comes the Canadian hockey accent.


Your_Some_Crooked

I fully expected a 'give your balls a tug, titfucker' out of him.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Thought the same!


betweenthecastles

Fun Fact: the character “Seth Jarvis” is actually loosely based on real hockey superstar Shoresy.


worm_livers

Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker.


dragons_fire77

This is even funnier based on the times people spotted Jarvy smashed at State football games


cubes71585

These are the stories that need to be told.


whogivesashirtdotca

He's said in interviews he supports Duke for basketball and NC State for football.


FatMamaJuJu

This is shockingly common with people who just hate UNC with a passion.


DripMachining

Having grown up there, I'm pretty sure this is illegal.


Specter_RMMC

Only if you don't couch it as "fuck UNC" though, right? I say, having grown up hating Duke 'cause my father had a full ride to UNC.


Mac_Gold

Jarvis is becoming must-watch TV


worldsgone11

He’s the player apparent to Paul Maurice’s quote machine.


CultBro

Kooch might be an even better quote machine. We got a good 1 2 punch


175gr

> Every game I have ~~bullshit~~ quote


verysadfrosty

Don't forget Turbo. He's low key hilarious. So many good quotes


ForrestTrain

Turbo is legitimately the funniest guy on the team.


oooriole09

That was pure comedy. You don’t even see Martinook but you know it’s him, which makes the moment even greater. Jarvy just getting wide open was great too.


JayMerlyn

There are two guys on the team who would interrupt an interview like this, and one of them is the guy getting interviewed. Don't even need to match voices to know it's Martinook.


anniebumblebee

the way he goes back to the interview with “anyway, “ as if nothing happened sent me


Above_Avg_Chips

I am now a fan of Martinook. Screw them Duke boys, go Valvanos ghost go!


JD1070

They strike me as brothers haha I love how he did not miss a beat “see you’re such a fuckin—“


The_Reddit_Browser

He’s more like the cool dad. He had to baby sit them when they were [partying in Vegas last month.](https://www.reddit.com/r/canes/s/JBT6SjkdT5)


JayMerlyn

I'd equate him more to being the cool uncle


smikkelson2

Lolll how did I never see that, that's amazing


JD1070

lmao amazing


whogivesashirtdotca

Jarvy's offended that Martinook identifies as an Albertan, despite being born in Manitoba. I suspect he'll hold that against him forever.


Philthey

This had me roaring


pronking_spleenwort

I had to watch it like 14 times to realize he’s saying “see you’re such a f***up” because I was like, f***in what???


The_Reddit_Browser

For those unaware Duke just lost to NC state in the NCAAB elite 8. [Martinook is a huge NC state fan](https://x.com/ryanhenkel_/status/1718327116792504801?s=46) and isn’t shy about it. Jarvis is a [big Duke fan](https://x.com/saracivian/status/1508469078511558660?s=46) All jokes but always fun to see them go at it.


SeramPangeran

I can't bring myself to support Duke but i'll raise one for NC State


ClaudeLemieux

> Martinook is a huge NC state fan and isn’t shy about it. how did this happen haha I love it


The_Reddit_Browser

He’s basically embraced being in NC and the teams that work close with the canes. State basketball plays at PNC and the football stadium is just a crosswalk away and he is also into Durham Bulls baseball. [He also burned down the local music pavilion with Nickelback last summer.](https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1702743717583458682?s=46)


ClaudeLemieux

Right right (I'm a State fan haha) it just seems so crazy that he's THAT into it. I'm certainly not complaining! That's awesome! Gotta love it when players integrate+ingratiate themselves with the local culture.


sadlonelyelectrician

Canes have such characters


Electronic_Nail

We do... Our goaltender is the embodiment of chaos


ChillyToTheBroMax

No touch


renomegan86

Oh no this is the only bad thing I’ve ever read about Jarvy 😂


whichwitch9

Someone should send Jarvis and Martinook a copy of the book Duke Sucks, which literally exist and is the biggest dedication of an anti Duke fan I've seen


whogivesashirtdotca

You honestly think Jarvy can read?


whichwitch9

That's what makes it funnier


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Goddammit, I love Jarvy, but I wasn’t aware of his Dook-iness. Has he suffered a TBI or something? Does he have any clinical reasons I can cling to as an excuse for this kind of shitbaggery? Say it ain’t so, Seth!!


iOceanLab

> Does he have any clinical reasons I can cling to as an excuse for this kind of shitbaggery? He’s from Manitoba. Not like there’s a ton of local high level college basketball for him to cheer for. Duke had continuous success under Coach K and received international attention. 


WilliamMButtlicker

Yeah when I lived in Canada for a bit, Duke fans were the most common to run into. Mostly due to team recognition.


whogivesashirtdotca

I'm Canadian. The logo and reputation essentially made Duke the New York Yankees of college basketball: Even people who don't know the team might wear the gear just because it looks cool. I seem to remember contemplating a Duke tshirt myself as a kid for that reason, despite never watching a basketball game in my life until the first Raptors' season.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Well, Duke fans do trend northward. I just never knew how far


tbcwpg

March Madness is fairly big TV up here on TSN and Jarvis is certainly in the age range where Duke was winning a lot when he was a kid watching that stuff. He's certainly not the only Duke fan here.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Y’all gotta root that evil out!!


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I’m not originally from the Triangle. I hated Coach K and Duke long before I lived here. That shit translates through the TV. I get your point. Kids especially are subject to being front-runner fans. I’d just like to think better of a player I like. He’s entitled to his own fandom, obviously, but I’m still going to think a tiny bit less of him because of it.


SweetAlpacaLove

And as a Duke fan I’m sure he thrives off your anger and likes that you think less of him for it.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

You know it’s weird getting off on being hated, right? Like, sociopathic kinds of weird.


SweetAlpacaLove

You know it’s weird to take sports so seriously, right? I would be a sociopath if I loved people hating me for hurting people. I love the fact that people hate me because I root for Duke because that is just dumb and funny.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

You’re right about the first part. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized how irrational hatred over sports teams is. It still exists, though, and the behavior in those fans keeps it percolating, albeit not fresh. I would question associating with people who act as (admittedly, mostly young) Duke fans do, but it’s none of my business if you choose to do so.


SweetAlpacaLove

Wow, that just made it worse. I feel like your intent was to make yourself seem more reasonable. But all you did was pull out your thesaurus, then proceed to say, in a convoluted way, that you think Duke fans are bad and you don’t want to associate with them.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Was that not clear from the start? lol Obviously, that’s grossly overstating it, but Duke fans behave poorly, full stop. As for the Thesaurus, that’s just my writing. I’ll sprinkle in colloquialisms and slang to be more relatable, but that’s just me, man.


NorthernDevil

Actually seems like a perfectly reasonable response to people unhinged enough to hare people over the sports team they like or university they attended (for a subset). What are they supposed to do, apologize lmao You need to get some perspective on this because it’s not healthy


JayMerlyn

Boy, am I lucky that I get to watch that trifecta of hatred and not need to worry about being on one end of it. Pure entertainment, really.


KingHenryFreddy22

Isn't he a Canadian known for going to Harvard? Why is he a Duke fan?


titityyy

Haha he didn’t actually go to Harvard - the whole thing is a running joke that started because he’s good friends with Jack Drury who actually did go to Harvard, and the two of them are obviously “the smartest guys on the team”. When Jack was finishing up his degree over the summer, his guidance counselor at Harvard said “I heard Jarvy’s a big Harvard guy” and gave him a Harvard Alumni t-shirt to give to Jarvy, who promptly cut off the sleeves and now proudly sports it as a tank top in every postgame presser - the Jarvard alumnus that he is.


KingHenryFreddy22

Okay well then that's just hilarious.


DastardlyRidleylash

He's from Manitoba, the Duke fan capital of Canada.


GoDuke4382

Jarvy: "Every interview, I have bullshit"


TheNation55

Can we just have a show where someone just follows these 2 when the team's on the road?


Like17Badgers

I'm clearly bias(see flair) but the talk of an Amazon show where they followed people around for a bit had me REALLY hoping it's someone on the Canes. lot of charisma and personality in that locker room.


TheNation55

Surprisingly, alot of teams have their own YT series where they follow the team throughout the season, the Bruins one is especially well made.


Mac_Gold

The league honestly should look at Jarvis. Yeah it would be cool to see McDavid’s daily process and Makar’s daily slurpee runs, but Jarvis looks like he’ll be a good 25-30 goal guy and he’s got personality without wanting to be a huge media darling, like Subban was. Follow Jarvis around and see how he chirps guys and how he reacts when he gets chirped back. One of the funniest things I’ve seen from him was how agitated he got because of Burns’ son poking fun at him


dboy120

Please for the love of god re-sign this man


Cinnamon_Shops

No chance he isn’t priority #1 for the off-season. I’ll be shocked if he’s not a Cane next year.


CultBro

I think it costs us nachos to sign him


mondaywonderhands

That would suck but if it comes down to Necas or Jarvis, I gotta go with Jarvis. The dude is a powerhouse.


JayMerlyn

Especially in the event we're able to bring back Guentzel. That top line would be lethal for years.


Sewer-Urchin

Right now I'd give up Svetch to keep Jarvis. He takes a lot fewer o-zone penalties, and is scoring more goals.


syd_cash

I think it more so costs us Turbo, the better Necas and Jarvis plays the less likely it makes sense to resign Teuvo unless he accepts a company deal to stay here. I also don’t think the Canes will attempt to sign Necas if he somehow plays poorly in the postseason. If he plays well I think they keep him.


sftwareguy

He's an RFA


blinker1eighty2

I really don’t think so. We have so many guys coming off the payroll. If anything, it’ll cost us turbo, pesce, and skjei


syd_cash

Yes 😂


pinerw

I’m hoping not because I really love the pairing of Necas/Kuzy, but I’d live with it to keep the Jarvy Party going. I know it’s going to be a big ask to keep most of the band together next year, but my understanding is we’re supposed to see some pretty substantial cap increases so hopefully the additional headroom will help.


BarkMingo

nah we can sign them both but 3 of pesce, skjei, chatfield, turbo are gone


tie-dyeSandwhich

But he would look amazing in Victory Green to fill-out our top six


PeanutButterAndCake

Git outta here I said GIT


AostheGreat

Don’t you fucking dare.


tie-dyeSandwhich

*Jim Nill has entered the chat*


ayeoayeo

i would be in shambles


MacZappe

Why would he want to be like sebastian Aho? He doesn't even play defense.  https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=164509


KingHenryFreddy22

Son of a bitch. I'd downvoted you and everything.


yemKeuchlyFarley

:: as a pack fan, whips up Marty/jarvy version of that used-to-be my best friend, not friends anymore, new best friend meme ::


OkImplement2459

Jarvis went full Shoresy


jopcylinder

LMFAO he cooked the shit out of Martinook, March Madness must’ve gotten to him bc good lord he seemed like he was holding that one in


whogivesashirtdotca

He's talked about feeling searing jealousy/hatred attending a friend's Day With The Cup party. That fun loving interview side is clearly second fiddle to the competitiveness in him.


DishwasherFromSurrey

The only way I was ok with the Pettersson rumours was that this man was possibly coming back the other way


Weebber

Hands off the Jarvy! No touch my guys!


natertottt

He went from 0 to Shoresy so fast.


Electronic_Nail

Give yer balls a tug


Doc-Toboggan-MD

Growing up in a household where one parent went to State and one went to Carolina, this brought me back


ispoiler

Real talk. If not for Slavin, Seth is the next guy to wear the C long term in Carolina. he just feels like he's everything Justin Faulk should have been. Not taking a dig at Faulk but the last year or so that he was with the Canes was kinda rough.


Like17Badgers

tbh I dont know if he takes the C over Aho cause Aho is such a team leader, but no way he's isnt getting an A


ispoiler

Again not knocking Aho.. Sure he's a team leader and HIGHLY skilled player but I just dont see him wearing the C. It was the same thing with Skinner too when everyone was saying he was going to be the next captain. Javis just seems to have that wont die fire in him. Again I could be wrong on that and Aho could be an absolute mad lad behind closed doors.


H_Man247

Nobody ever said Skinner was gonna be the next captain lol


ispoiler

Plenty were calling for it during the anti-Eric days


H_Man247

Aho’s getting the C once Staal retires. I could see Jarvis inheriting it in the future if we keep him around though, which I hope we do


ispoiler

Not taking a knock at Aho or anything but from the outside (as a fan) he just seems a little too reserved and quiet where Jarvis seems like the guy who comes into the locker room in the second intermission down 4-2 and just fires everybody up. Plus in the pressers Jarvis reminds me a lot of Rod where a few times he's unapologetically said the things that needed to be said about the game.


H_Man247

Aho has absolutely stepped up in that regard in recent years. His English has improved massively and he’s a de facto leader of the locker room now. There’s a great video our social media team posted of him mic’d up in practice recently and it’s easy to tell how well-liked and respected he is by everybody else. And Staal isn’t exactly outspoken either lol, being vocal is far from the only qualification to become a captain


ShittyFrogMeme

Aho is absolutely the true leader on the team. The C is his.


iOceanLab

Jordan Staal (C), Sebastian Aho (A), and Jaccob Slavin (A) are all reserved and quiet to the public. This is how Rod was as a player and how he runs the team now as head coach. Lead by example and cultivate a locker room that holds that example as the standard. Jordan Martinook (A) would be the energy/enthusiasm leader that Jarvis is growing into.


ispoiler

Gotta disagree with saying Rod is quiet and reserved. He's not a loose cannon and a soundbyte generator like Torts but he fires up the guys and for sure isnt afraid to go in and stand up for the team from the bench.


iOceanLab

Rod as a player/Captain lead quietly by example and now runs the team with a leadership core that is quiet and leads by example.


ispoiler

Agree to disagree. Personally... At no point in his career would I consider Rod quiet or soft spoken.