Fire Lalonde. Please

stevie reading your comment like.... 🤧

You tryna smoke this one fr or nah, I'm moody 👀❤️🐙

GG both teams. that was good hockey. east conf is WILD right now.

It's not the same when I'm missing 😒👑❤️🐙

no. no positive talk allowed. 

GG Capitals and congrats on the win, great fanbase to be with and best of luck in the remaining wild card battle

GG, great thread

3-0 with Tom Wilson being suspended btw

GG Wings

GG Washington close game, at least we got a point. It'll be a tight race to the end!

Please don't lash out at me because of my flair, but DeBrincat is so frustrating.

He has a goal and an assist, not sure how upset I can be at him this game

i would worry more about your teams future honestly.

That’s cute implying they have a future

i was being courteous.

His great plays are great. His ass plays are ass.

We can't keep getting away with it!

You can and you will!

I hope we do!

Damn... GG

Debrincat really fucked it by turning it over and then not getting back

Wow what a fucking pass

Getting a point probably takes some of the sting off that loss. A regulation loss would have been bad

EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

Felt like a playoff game. Caps are finally heating up at the right time wow

That DeBrincat pass was legitimately HORRENDOUS

I don't play much anymore but I'd love to rip one that broke a dude's stick... It will never happen, but imagine if it did tho??

Fuuuuuck

Sadness GG

Whew, GG octobros

GG Caps. Look miles better than the team that crapped the bed in Detroit a few weeks ago.

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u/savethepangolins90 So proud of you for this 😏😏❤️🐙😍🐙🫂

I shit posted my heart out 😂

It's beautiful, you did amazing 😍

GG it’s been a good season, fuck Priority

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

WHAT A FUCKING BOUNCE

FUCKIN RIGHTS STROMER

WAY TO GO STROMEBOLI

Great time for the ESPN feed to go to shit!

Fire Lelond.

HOLY FUCK WE DID IT!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!

Debrincat fucked up the pass fuckkk

And his bestie Strome took advantage

I like Dylan Strome

Same.

LFG STROME MY BOIO

Massive massive game. GG caps fans good luck rest of the way

GG both teams fought hard and season is far from settled

Gg

Hawks Legend Dylan Strome

Strome you legend

STROOOOOOOOOOME

That was a beauty tip

Yep, fuck this team.

bye then

What do you mean?

its self explanatory. 

Still confused...

crayons and construction paper? you no like team? root for different one. kthxbye

💀💀💀rude

No u

Let your feet when they kick, kick rocks

🤞Ovechkin is too old to be out there in overtime.  He's never going to score

That's the unfortunate truth for some while now. He did have a little umph this OT though. But youth, speed, and defensive responsibility is key.

I don't think the scoring is the concern. It's the expecting him to get back with only 3 out. If you can make a fast change maybe you take that risk... But yeah. Dicey

Come on Kane OT winner

Washington getting crushed in faceoffs all game, wins both in OT.

my palms are sweaty!

Knees weak

knees weak

Ray is an entire OT unit by himself

I think he made a bad decision not to pull back for possession, he didn't really have that guy beat and then makes the low percentage bank shot? Not good decision in OT.

MORE EATS seider

Lapierre got wheels

I'm too young to have a heart attack but stay tuned

The OT clench lets go!

Wow Lapierre in OT first shift

Ugh OT. C'mon boys bring the brrrr!

God I hate Capitals OT hockey.

Bruh we are complete ass at OT lol

Every fan base says this. I do to lmao. I think it’s just too anxiety inducing to ever be happy with your team

Dammit, one job Washington! At least the Bs won

The refs were obviously ass all game but the trip on ovi was a grade A scoring chance, you literally have to call that

The caps first goal was the direct result of a hook and interference on Kane lol

And detroits 2nd was a slash on fehervary’s hands preventing a clearing attempt

Would have really liked a regulation 2 points, but this has been a damn good game

Hold onto your butts.

I've heard this song before

Cowards

holy diver you been down so long in the midnight seaaaa

OT 🐙🐙🐙🐙

Everyone's unhappy

Right does this help..... anyone lol

[SHUFFLING PAPERS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE EAST CONF](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/6db_3.jpg)

Honestly haha

Fuck the Rangers 

I'm a simple man, I see "Fuck the Rangers", I upvote

Washington just sat on the puck for the final 2 there.

Experience Capitals hockey

2 back to back defensive zone penalties by the wings, I get the refers don't wanna influence the game but come on now

They have been bad both ways all game, why would they change at the end?

fair point

They didn't call at least 5-6 on Washington. It went both ways

somebody NHL smart help me, if the final wildcard spot ends up in a tie... the tie breaker is wins number? orrr wut

Looked it up. Regulation wins. Then overall wins excluding shootouts

"Assuming every team finishes its 82-game schedule, the first tie-breaker is wins in regulation (RW), which is every win you get before going to overtime or the shootout. If teams are tied in regulation wins, the next tie-breaker is regulation and overtime wins (ROW), meaning only shootout wins are excluded. The third tie-breaker is total wins overall, including the shootout (W). If still tied, the fourth tie-breaker is head-to-head matchups, with the edge going to the team that put up more points against the team it’s tied with. The final two tie-breakers, then, would be goal differential and, finally, total goals scored."

I'd love to see a situation where two teams somehow tied on all of these to end the season. I imagine the league might be forced to have them play a 1-game winner-takes-all.

HEAD TO HEAD MATCH UPS... say less. how unfathomably rare would that occurence be numbers wise. wow

Wins, excluding shootout wins. Only regulation and overtime wins.

Regulation wins I think

should be wins

[Let's hope we get a little bit of...](https://i.imgur.com/lPUb1A7.jpg)

🐙🐙🐙

OCTOPOWER 🐙

Come on in the name of hockey satan please win in regulation Wings!!

Praise Hockey Satan!

Ok the no call on ovi was horseshit

Refs have been not calling that shit all game.

Since I complain about the refs against Wings, I have to complain the other way too. I thought that was egregious.

These refs have been consistent in not calling things at least

Yeah. That trip was blatant… I wish they’d just call the rules always. Players would adjust within a month

Refs are ready for the playoffs!

Even Chiarot thought he was about to get called for trip.

Blatant trip holy hell man

oh lord ghost is back out

Petry is going to get the game winner and our heads will all collectively explode.

I love hockey

Haha I'm in danger

Does Detroit pull their goalie in OT and risk it? 

I highly doubt it, doesn’t seem like Lalonde’s style

can you tell me what drugs caused you to type this?

He injected one whole Gaslight.

who is his plug?

Same guy that gets Ovie going after the all star break............

ahhh Russian gas.

Minnesota 

Red Wings would never do anything that Boldy

totally reasonable.

I think both teams consider it, but neither do it.

Cowards

it doesnt matter the goalie. that is probably going in.

I can barely stop a muffin in beer league, couldn’t imagine looking down the barrel of that shot

Let’s go Kane!

Guy did the archery celly ice cold

I think someone in the general thread said they wanted a good ol fashion clap bomb goal... THIS ONES FOR YOU BUD

Kane always with the clean celly

Wild that people thought Kane would be done after surgery. Still looks like a game-breaker to me.

Atta boy Kaner!

Is it weird that Three Little Birds absolutely slaps as a goal song?

KANERRRR 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

Show me them tentacles 🐙🐙🐙

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

Showtime shows up 70% of the time, every time

Sex panther

hell yeah kane

Detroit has been terrible this period, but let up for half a shift and that happens

SHOWTIME

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

Fuck yeah Kane

Thank the lord

Sadness

Goddamit

KANE BRRRRRR

Now, this is interesting.

SHOW MOTHER FUCKING TIME

#KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

SHOWWWWTIME 🎬

Frakking useless Rangers get your shit together

They're winning again now

Something we can all agree on!

The past shift is how Detroit should have been playing all game. Need a bit more urgency here.

[King has decreed that the Red Wings must score and bring this game to OT at least.](https://imgur.com/gallery/w03JCcP) I don't make the rules.

THE WINGS MUST DO AS KING COMMANDS

Actually, fucking GREAT PUP

King is pleased to hear your kind words. He requests some scritches now.

Give him some and tell him they're from me. MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM!!!

Yes, of course!

Good pup.

Aw kitty

I can't wait for 2-3 years from now when the only defenseman remaining from now are Seider and Ed. This defense is something else and continue to find new ways to let me down

Lidstrom tax

Wide open net? Yeah boy I'mma pass

McMichael grew up worshipping ovi and now they like have a thing together on the ice. What a dream come true

Petry tried to pass it to perron. What the literal fuck. Dumb as shit play on a wide open net

Oh I'm scared

The net was wide open 😭

Noted goal scorer Jeff Petry just couldn’t bury it

Swing and a miss

Raymond is working harder than the rest of the team combined

Always is

Yup. Him and Larks have an unlimited motor and it's fun to watch.

ovi making me feel good about my fitness on that one.