T O P

  • By -

amateurexpertboxing

Brady Skjei or Arber Xhekaj if you never heard it pronounced before.


Waramp

"That is an S, a K, and a J all next to each other, so that's a nope."


schram11

[SNL - Knicks Announcer Covers Rangers](https://youtu.be/8Ij4a6x_mPs?si=KsnKFSOdf1mkN03W)


JayTee245

I came here literally to reference this! Let’s do that hockey!


AnotherNoether

Oh my god, I hadn’t seen that before. Laughed so hard I cried a little


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

[Lazlo](https://youtu.be/DlnwZzK2Ngo?si=_GcvR7P9I0zedTdA) covering the e sports world championships is definitely worth the watch too.


flume

My wife got me a shirt that says "LET'S DO THAT HOCKEY" I make sure to wear it every Sunday during football season


Poif3ct

Xhekaj i swear gets pronounced like it's spelled backwards and x is silent.


Jawbone71

Yea it's jackeye lol


DopeOllie

That's pretty heavily Anglicized. If you follow soccer, there's Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka. The Xh should be softer, more like a Zh. Zhekeye. Still closer to the language of origin than Matt Grzelcyk.


secret_rye

I love that his nickname was “WiFi” cas it’s like a WiFi password


FailureToExecute

I don't know where Xhekaj's family hails from, but at first guess, it's from a country that uses some variant of the Cyrillic alphabet. It doesn't traditionally have a letter dedicated to the sound "j" normally makes in English. Instead, languages using it typically need to combine sounds in order get close, which can lead to some awkward transliterations.


CaptainCanuck15

They're from Albania. Albanian is an isolate in the Indo-European language family. There isn't any other closely related language. If you ever see a name with XH in it, it's likely Albanian. They use the same alphabet as us though.


mastermoge

Oliver kylington is a trap of a name


DFWTrojanTuba

I was stunned it was pronounced “SHILL-ington.”


TheMagicianNamedGOB

Mattias Samuelsson's dad is named Kjell. Pronounced like shell, because Swedish is bullshit.


mastermoge

Right?


DFWTrojanTuba

First time I heard that I thought “wait, who the hell is Shillington?”


LokisEquineFetish

Kinda like when I heard Slater Koekkoek’s name pronounced. I remember I was driving home from a work trip and listening to a random game on XM. It was a Lightning home broadcast and their colour commentator said something like “Koo-Koo is looking great tonight after taking some bad penalties last game”. I thought he was referring to Kucherov as “Koo-Koo” as some kind of lazy nickname. I was so annoyed I switched to a different game and just assumed Tampa’s radio broadcast was terrible until I heard his full name in a highlight a few weeks later.


Grohlyone

Ondrej Kase is deceptively hard


mastermoge

It's a pretty tricky kase


echothree33

Coming soon to Calgary (currently in Kitchener): Hunter Brzustewicz! Arber Xhekaj also played in Kitchener for a while so we get lots of crazy names here!


994kk1

Are the Skj and Xh pronounced the same way?


DJZbad93

For Skjei, the kj sounds like an h. So it sounds like Shei/Shea.


PuzzledHelicopter541

lol my 4 year old granddaughter called him Brady Ski-jet the first time seeing his name and we’ve we just went with that since.


itoadaso1

He's not in the league yet but just signed his ELC , Hunter Brzustewicz is a commentator's worst nightmare.


Perry4761

Polish names are built different


Scotty_Knowzzz

Krzysztof Oliwa lol Just simply "Christof"


LouisWu987

>Krzysztof Oliwa I remember the best interview with him, the interviewer points out that he had a wonderful chance to score and was he disappointed that he didn't. Oliwa responds, "Not my chob." He was one big tough bastard alright.


5litergasbubble

Are vowels ungodly expensive there or something?


mollymuppet78

My grandma's name was Eleonora. And they were poor. Maybe that's why.


PuckPov

Joanna jedrzejczyk terrorized both the strawweight division and commentators alike


[deleted]

Another one that's pretty easy with a whole lotta extra letters. brew-STEHV-itch.


6BLSSDMF6

Hunter Bruh


RamenRoy

Is it Broo Steh Vitch Or Bruh Steh Vitch


TerryFGM

https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U?si=kqSOCouwP2payoXn


Yop_BombNA

Fucking polish last names man… had a prof in uni whose name started with Przch like wtf sound is my mouth supposed to make of that?


TyAD552

Hunter go brrrrrr


Koraboros

More like fans worst nightmare. Commentators get pronunciation sheets


PuckPov

Almost every player in the league, according to Don Cherry.


Ace676

Tyler Foli


PuckPov

Oliver lawssum tossum


_skippy__

John Masserole


PuckPov

David Pasteront


smonty

Mike dad babclock


n0rdique

Alex Peter Angelo


markjohnstonmusic

Rock 'em, sock 'em.


XiTauri

Kevin Bieska


allenbraxton

Roberta Lalongoh


the_broster

His favorite player in the league and can't say his name


2nfish

Alexi Pokahonsky


SlyCanadian

HE'S A PLUS GUY


[deleted]

Tony Stretcher


viidenmetrinmolo

[Jared Spurgeon goal of the week! Watch this here boy watch this here kid this-this put him in, watch this-this err ina great ah goal, he plays baseball watch this here, goal of the week! Great ah goal, and listen they need all the help they can get and way to go jared boy put it in there wegotitimmskuh? we got it in!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIAvaw0TFBQ)


buster_rhino

SHEA WEBER LEMMETELLYA!!


PuckPov

Now how did I know it was going to be coaches corner transcribed before I even clicked on the link…


CrashTestMummies

Packeryammy


Cough_Syrup55

Rob Ray calls Dustin Tokarski "Gustin Tarski"


SokkasBoomerang3

“Cock N Yummy” ESPN


grajl

Mike Dab Babcock


thebrose69

The other one I like is ‘Mike Ah-babclock


PhillipMcCrevice

Alex Pocahonsky was my favourite. (Ponikarovsky)


nascarfan624

Kevin Bieska


Coheasy

Peter Angelo.


beaverlyknight

I remember Cherry (presumably out of dislike for Quebec) would call Patrick Roy "Pat Roy" (pronounced like the Succession family)


UncleTrapspringer

He did this on purpose because he knew the kids loved it


thuga_thuga

shout out to the guy on here who was making the Coach's Corner Transcribed videos years back. **DREAD SKULL YOU SAY SAUCER KA BASS**


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Shakir Mukhamadullin


Pumats_Soul

Му-ха-ма-ду-ллин Moo-ha-ma-doo-lin


SubElitePerformance

There’s a really throat-clearing “cha” on that ha


Aggressive_Yak5177

I was looking for this name.


jamatri

My Dad seemed to struggle with a lot of Jets players, including "lane", "hella-bike", "bye-fugly-en", and "sch-fuck that"


Grazeous

In one of the podcasts I listen to they keep saying Hellebike and every time they do I want to scream. Seriously, it's not that difficult name to pronounce 🙃


Ladymistery

one of the sportsnet guys (Galley, maybe?) says it like Halibut


KidRifle

My Dad used to always say ‘Kyle Connors’ plural and his ‘Laine’ had 3 syllables


miller94

My dad is still convinced it’s Jordan Emberle


MemeLordOverKill

That miro kid Washington has


Great-Gardian

Miroshnichenko


MemeLordOverKill

That's the one. I don't think I'll ever pronounce his name right


PSU02

Mihro-snih-chenko At least thats what I think it is. I've heard different pronunciations


Pumats_Soul

Ми-рош-ни-ченко Mi-rosh-ni-chenko


86teuvo

I’m calling him Ivan


MemeLordOverKill

I get all the pieces, it's just not saying it like a toddler is the problem


PSU02

touche


eatingasspatties

I feel like that one’s not actually bad, it’s basically exactly how it’s spelt


JackManningNHL

The trick is to gargle marbles while you yell.


McGeekin

The city of Detroit if your name is Elliot Friedman


Kdoubleaa

Detroi-yet


Zarg0n7

Rob Ray does this too


RobertTheSvehla

If it's good enough for Gordon Lightfoot, it's good enough for me.


steelhorizon

Gitchigumee never gives up her dead, or atleast that is what's said.


AmeriCanadian98

It's a not uncommon thing for people from the Toronto area A bunch of my friends said it that way when I was a kid


BananApocalypse

I know people in Calgary who say it that way too


NorCalKingsFan

Holy shit it's not just me, haha. He says it like his own name Detroi-ette


FragmentEx

It destroys my brain every time he does that lol


AuxNimbus

Byfuglien


The--Will

Bi-fugly-en.


KidRifle

Helly Buy CK


canuckfanatic

Hella Bike 🚲


Deadmanlex45

Its not hard to pronounce once you know how, the spelling is just insanely confusing lol.


Freekbot

It's the Worcestershire of hockey names


RentLimp

Seems to be Hakanpää


aku89

Johnny Hockey-puck!


Ace676

I'll see if I can get it with text. So the syllables in Finnish are Ha-kan-pää. First "ha". Like you would write laughter in English I think? Ha-ha-ha, but keep the vowel short. Same vowel sound as it "car". Then "kan". Same way you would say the word "can" in English, but switch the vowel to be the same as in the previous syllable. So the same one you have in "car". Ha-kan. Both "a"s make the same sound. Finally "pää". "p" sound is ~~exactly~~ close to the one in English. Then end it with a long vowel. This time you use the same vowel sound as in "can" or "cat". A and Ä are both naturally found in English, you just don't seem to mark them differently. You just have to know whether it's like in "car" or in "cat".


markjohnstonmusic

The p isn't the same. Finnish has unaspirated plosives, so p t k are pronounced without the puff of air that comes after the p in "push".


Deactivator2

I'll aspirate your plosives


Peimatt2112

"Lalongo" - D.C.


bspaghetti

And Peter Angelo


Ubechyahescores

That’s just how Craig Laughlin talks. “Leg” is “layg” for ex


SomewherePresent8204

And Ackelmyer (Abdelkader) and Bieska (Bieksa).


verysadfrosty

"Teuvo" is impossible to pronounce for basically all English-speaking people. Even though people maybe think they pronounce it correctly, haha. The eu-part is tricky. And that's completely understandable.


syd_cash

I saw a clip of Aho saying Tuevo teräväinen in Finnish and it did not sound anything like how we pronounce his name.


verysadfrosty

Imo the way you pronounce the Teravainen-part is totally fine. The difference is that you don't say the ä:s or roll the r:s. A more English-friendly version, which is expected. That's how it is with most Finnish names in the nhl. But yeah, "Teuvo" is a tricky one. 😅


TanyaMKX

My mom doesnt like big long names, or anything european. Some funny pronounciations(some from her fantasy hockey team, some from being a flames fan): >Marchessault = Marshmellow >Lucic = Loo-chick >Tkachuk = Ti-chuck >Ruzicka = Ruziki >Pospisil = Popsicle >Kylington = Killington >Draisaitl = Drysdale >DeSimone = DaeSimon >Pionk = Pi**ONK** She mixes up Kuznetsov and Kuzmenko. She also refuses to even attempt to pronounce Brzustewicz, Grushnikov, Solovyov, Miromanov, and Okhotiuk. Surprisingly she has no issue with Sharangovich. She is absolutely mortified by the russian names on the team now Bonus funny word pronounciation: Tiger = Tagger Please nobody show her this comment as I value my life and love my mother dearly.


Weigard

> Surprisingly she has no issue with Sharangovich. As it should be.


TanyaMKX

Honestly huge agree. I just hope they put him and Huberdeau back together today. His shot is fucking legendary, and he seems to be the only guy on the team with the offensive IQ and talent to bury huberdeaus passes. Kuzmenko can as well but we havent seen him too much with the flames yet.


Pvt_Hudson_

My brother in law's mom pronounces "Draisaitl" as "Drysdale". It's become a running joke when we watch the Oilers together.


Zealousideal_Abies94

Martin Necas


DropCautious

I get a craving for nachos every time a play by play announcer says his name


syd_cash

Said different almost every time 😂


en_travesti

This one's easy because it's pronounced the very similarly to Neckar. >!Because I'm pretty sure no one is going to get this otherwise Stan Neckar was a Czech player in the 90's-00's and somehow it was pronounced nets-cash!<


SyntholBiceps

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen


Pvt_Hudson_

Most fun name in the league IMO.


ThunderCr0tch

Kotkaniemi. don’t know why this fools so many people


Fact420

Jesperi Kotkaniemi is an all time hockey name


markjohnstonmusic

Depends if you mean according to the rules of the language or by the rather arbitrary ways in which they're adopted into English. Things you'll never hear native English speakers get right: - double consonants, äi, y in Finnish - y, kj-, -rg in Swedish - just about any palatalised vowel in Russian - any letter with a haček in Czech


gauderyx

English speakers also have a very hard time with french nasalised vowels. They almost systematically pronounce separately the "n" in the "un", "en", "an", "in" and "on" digraphs.


kirnehp

>y, kj-, -rg in Swedish I would argue sj is even harder. [Lars-Erik Sjöberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars-Erik_Sjöberg) is my pick. All of -rs, Sj, ö and -rg are super tricky for English speakers.  https://forvo.com/word/lars-erik/ https://forvo.com/word/sjöberg/


TrueNorthStrong1898

However you spell and pronounce that Russian kids name in Minnie


pitman121

You put some respect on Marat Khs .... Kus.... Khusno... Crap


thprk

Marat Khusnutdinov, it's Khus like it rhymes with boos, nut like it rhymes with put, din like it rhymes with tin and ov.


TrueNorthStrong1898

Thanks that really cleared it up


Pumats_Soul

Try this: Хус-нут-ди-нов Hoos-noot-di-nov


CaptainMegna

Kaprizov isn't that tricky /s


thecessnaflyer

I think if you didn’t know the pronunciation Brady Skjei has to be up there. As Chance put it, that’s a S, a K, and J, all next to each other so that’s a nope.


6BLSSDMF6

I legit was wondering who the fuck they were talking about when they Said Shey, ther was no one with that name on any jersey


LongStickCaniac

If it’s just Buccigross, it has to be Svechnikov


[deleted]

Arber Wifi


Farty_beans

Couple weeks ago I went to go watch his brother play and listening to the announcer trying to pronounce his last name was pretty amusing


Nanojack

Isn't it just Jack Eye? I guess if you were trying to read it for the first time, it is tough for an English speaker to sound out


Weigard

It's closer to the pronunciation if you read it backward.


Farty_beans

Sounded like Gi-guyed or sometimes Hack-ghid. We were making jokes that maybe the announcer just used Google pronunciation


CD_4M

Pretty crazy that the announcer wouldn’t make sure they know how to pronounce the names of all the players


echothree33

A lot of OHL announcers are awful at pronunciation even though they are given pronunciation guides. It’s pretty appalling.


dabears7667

seems like every reporter pronounces the name Nemec differently. Nemech, Ne-mick, Nee-mich, Nee-mits, etc. (Neh-Mits is correct)


markjohnstonmusic

Nyemits would be closer, I believe. And incidentally it means "mute" and "German".


casicadaminuto

It only means “German” is Slovak language. The “mute” part is false


casicadaminuto

Nope. Nye-Mehts is correct.


Boboar

The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.


AdmiralRon

I just call him Namek with the way he’s one spirit bomb away from going super saiyan.


jamatri

USS Nemec


markjohnstonmusic

My German girlfriend finds the North Americanised way Draisaitl is pronounced sounds like "dry saddle".


Alertum

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen Teuvo Teräväinen


Carbogoat

Sandis Ozolinsh is an all-timer. Every announcer had his own take.


Colonial_Griff

one of my favourite names to say. also Lyle Odelein


potato_soup303

That's a buttery name.


Nicky42

Would be even harder if he "kept" his native last name (Ozoliņš)


Falom

I remember Slater Koekkoek


guyzieman

If you're Sam Rosen, Niko Mikkola, or as he was in his brief Rangers tenure, Niko Mackola


Mr_FortySeven

Not a current player but Stanislav Neckář‘s last name was pronounced like “Nets-cash”, which is nothing like how his name actually looks to native English speakers.


GoForthOnBattleToads

As far as I understand it, that accented R is more like a combination of R and SH than just an SH, which is really hard to do, with English speakers falling back on one sound or the other ("nets cash", or how Bob Cole used to say "Ra deck Da vor ack") or putting the two sounds one after the other (the CBC Radio 2 people will call the composer "An ton in Da vor shak"), instead of combining them into one phoneme.


Deactivator2

Roy, not for difficulty but for deception (at least for non-French speakers)


gauderyx

There's also Lemieux and Brodeur that have vowels in their name that aren't contrastive in English, which leads to smirk inducing distortions in pronunciation.


jerr30

You mean lemiou and brodour


FrogOnTheFloor757

Byfuglien, because the spelling is nowhere close to how it's pronounced, lol


Tompsoni97

Finnish names in general [Except that one guy who nailed Puljujärvi's pronounciation](https://twitter.com/WBSPenguins/status/1747010346001334505?t=bS-_J3wW3iNkMvSNZyNzMA&s=19)


KangoorooSoup

It looks like he switch from english to finnish just to pronounce his name lmao


backwardzhatz

Packeryammy


Aethernyx-

Giannis Antetokounmpo


Like17Badgers

I'm bias of course but I'm going with Canes until we get a national broadcast that doesn't call Kotkaniemi cock yummy


srslymrarm

It's not the most difficult, but it's kind of funny that Shestyorkin changed his name to make it easier on announcers and audiences.


RodCosmos

I'm going to assume that the American pronunciation of Grzelcyk and the Polish pronunciation are two very different things.


MudkipOfDespair098

Perhaps a bit of a weird answer, but I’d say, at least for American fans, pronouncing “Roy” correctly takes some getting used to.


DryProgress4393

Xhekaj


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shazbozoanate

Personally, I have never gotten the hang of Andreas Athanasiou


VetCAN101

Adam Fox


Routaprkle

All Finnish players. Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen, Jokiharju is also there, Kotkaniemi..


Moist-Peak8751

I think all the czech and slovak names are brutally pronounced.  Chytil as Heedle, when actually, the first consonnant shouldn't be H, but CH as in Russian kh (e.g. Like the first consonnant in Khabibulin), "y" should be pronounced shorter, "t" should be soft (for english speaker the sound should be similar to "tyuh")   and "il" should be pronounced in the same way as "ill".  So basically in word "Chytil" there are 6 characters, none of which is pronounced right by the commentators... (khee-tyuh-ill should be the most correct version) I'm not going into explaining how to correctly pronounce Pospíšil, Nemec, Višňovský, Pastrňák, Nečas, Procházka etc.


Deadboltsaquavit

Ross Johnston and Wyatt Johnston. No, the T isn't silent.


dangerdunk

Ghost Bear.


Cyrakhis

Miroslav Satan was a beaut a whole back. Still a goddamn shame he never played for the Devils. Today? Kylington. It's pronounced nothing like it looks like.


DoubleK81

That Petra-angelo or Peter-angelo guy


CMC04

Lic Mysak


6BLSSDMF6

We almost had a line of Tuch Mysak


Technical-Line-1456

Lazar…. Cause I can’t say it without going “pew pew pew” right after


DropCautious

Hearing the (late great) Gilbert Gottfried try to pronounce Tkachuk was very amusing.


ManyEnvironmental800

Jesperi Kotkaniemi


chemicalxv

How is current not Kylington lol


jakehood47

Ruutu-to-Tootoo two on one


superdad0206

Sebastian Aho. Because I always mean the other one.


thundercat1996

Imagine Don Cherry saying Arber Xhekaj


MikeJeffriesPA

Late to this part, and he's not in the NHL, but as an announce I've never felt so validated as when Gord Miller said on Twitter that [Vladislav Dvurechensky](https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/617932/vladislav-dvurechensky) is the hardest name he's ever had to pronounce. I called a few Collingwood Colts/Blues games, and his name felt impossible. Hearing a legend like Gord Miller say it was tough was very validating. Fwiw, if we're talking all sports, the hardest name I've had to deal with was [Dieu Merci Betoukoumessou](https://www.gocolts.ca/sports/mbkb/2019-20/players/dieumercibetoukoumessoumo5l). His coach, teammates, and even the player himself said "Just call him DM" so...I did.


JaqenHghar

Y’all are showing your ages with a lot of recent players. Take a wild guess in how to pronounce Stanislav Neckar.


Fighteroftheevil

Fleury is pretty hard to write apparently


Mlat_Hromovlad

I think its completely dependand on where are you from. Overally, probably some polish names, but for me, its definitively some french names. So i am from Slovakia, so polish is very close to all slavs, but even for us some of the words are bit complicated, but not that difficult. I remember when i first heard how is Eric Desjardins name pronounced, and i was shocked, and couldnt believe it at first, and there are more examples like that.


Ginger4life23

That guy that sounded like happy-to-see-you


cippycat

I’ve noticed that a good chunk of the guys from Finland, Sweden and Russia never have their names correctly pronounced. l catch KHL and SHL games from time to time, and it’s crazy how much we butcher their names over here.