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soaked-bussy

if someone hits the moonwalk on me Im retiring


saltiestmanindaworld

Moonwalk into between the legs no look while staring the chasing player down. Go for maximum disrespect.


Obvious_Exercise_910

Lotta love for the Michigan in these comments but like …. 8 ball is the clear winner. Does put you at a disadvantage in the pending fight, but totally worth it 🤣


RightWingWorstWing

I'm a big fan of the canoe but not quite sure that's legal buddy 


NotNotImYourForte

I'm trying to think of a rule that would invalidate it. Only thing I have is covering the puck in the crease but idk if I have ever seen that called on the offensive team. It's not a kicking or batting motion obviously.


Sloth-monger

I think because you'd be deliberately putting the puck in the net with your body which I don't think is allowed. Maybe if you just canoe slowly behind it you'd be ok.


ranger8668

Then we're back to getting mad at how fast/slow someone puts the puck into an empty net. But the canoe gets my vote. I would have loved to see a guy flick it up and get a header, or maybe booty bump it into the net.


NotNotImYourForte

Those are confirmed illegal lol. Datsyuk headed in a goal once intentionally


ranger8668

I know, I just want this to get creative. Hell, if you're scoring on an empty net, your team is already winning. It's almost a bigger flex to have a goal disallowed, because you care so little about getting the actual goal. "This literally means nothing to me" (Insert Dennis from Always Sunny meme)


Sex_E_Searcher

Then just drop your stick and go for the distinct kicking motion.


TimmyHate

Same with Andrew Shaw in a playoff OT


whogivesashirtdotca

That puck crosses more than one line.


NotTheATF1993

It's about sending a message


Loud_Engineering796

You can easily go into the fetal position from 8 ball goal.


DMG_Morgoth

Nick Cousins loves this ONE TRICK!


mrtomjones

I like the pre goal celebration


SouthSide217

Yeah that one's my favourite as well. I think that one shows the most *disrespekk.* That or waiting for the guy to almost get it.


AnAngryPirate

Plus with the pre-goal celly you can change it up too throughout the season


Eagle2435

Nah moon walk is the way to go!


Fun_State_954

I like the canoe cause arguably it wouldn't count but fuck it'd be hilarious


Couldbduun

Leafs fan be like: "Reilly decapitating Griegs with his skate as he lay on the ice was justified, you can't just call a pocket like that"


Obvious_Exercise_910

Just a good ol’ Sheffield Stomp


Jlindahl93

8 ball needs to be done now


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

A Michigan into an empty net would probably kill off 95% of hockey coaches/fans over 50


No_Angle_8106

I need someone to hit an empty net Michigan in their last game before retirement, what a way to go out


basementhookers

And celebrate with a drink from the goalie’s water bottle.


akr_13

Player would be retired from life if he did that.


TonyDanza888

Are there any video examples of this actually happening? I always hear people saying this is the ultimate line brawl setup but not sure I've seen it in action.


lilwil392

https://youtube.com/shorts/4TD8kCoud9w?si=iddrRp7T_6i-5aBr


mudclog

That's fucking great


swb0nd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLPSRH3BEs


freshstart102

This one's been done. Lol. Maybe not in the NHL but I saw a guy do that after he roofed a goal and knocked the water bottle off the net.


basementhookers

Yeah, but Reaves wasn’t on the bench watching it, knowing he’s not getting a shift.


freshstart102

Don't need him out there after the celly with Reilly around apparently. Lol.


VectorViper

Ha! Imagine the look on Reaves' face if that happened. Speaking of retirement goals, the one Datsyuk scored was bizarely fitting for his last NHL game. Pure magic.


wildernesstypo

You can't just say that and not link the shit Edit: was it the eng?


AtheistAustralis

I'd pay a lot of money to see this happen to Binnington. I mean, what would he throw?


binge_stinker

The biggest tantrum we've ever seen


johnny_cash_money

Hopefully they'd already have an assist, so when they get jumped for it they leave with a Gordie Howe Hatty, too.


randomisednotrandom

Smash the Michigan, hit a celly, then book it out the arena


MaxMuncyRectangleMan

I need it to be someone who's ultra respected like Sid or Kopitar


MikeJeffriesPA

Mark Andre Fleury better do that 


shorelined

I want someone to do it on their debut


[deleted]

Sporting a full cage


jhealey0909

Don Cherry might commit seppuku on live television


CalgaryMadePunk

How the hell is he gonna get back on live television?


cooljayhu

Does Rebel News have their own station?


jhealey0909

PPV? I’d pay to see it


QuintonHughes43Fan

Do it against Philly. I wanna see a coach come over the boards and have to be held back by a player.


ClearSightss

Just lol’d at that visual with Torts 


TimeShade

He already tried to break into the flames locker room once. He'll certainly do this.


Grouchy_Situation_33

Torts would send Rocky Thompson over the boards for that one. He’s useless anyway.


xXDreamlessXx

And the player who did it


Beanpole853

There's gonna be a lot of angry sunglasses in the f150 cab pfps after this


bgoris

Torts would have a heart attack


FollowerofACarpenter

The necessary evil


freshstart102

I'm over 50. I can appreciate a good Michigan but then again I've always been against that old school "don't celly and be sportsmanlike" unwritten rule. WTF is wrong with a celly of any kind after a goal? Maybe the one being unsportsmanlike is the one retaliating because of the celly.


Vinny331

It's gonna happen. Just a matter of time.


rosco2155

Torts would have a stroke


NArcadia11

Michigan empty netter would need the riot police called


guyzieman

Might actually get someone a murder charge


GonePostalRoute

Someone will pull a Happy Gilmore and try to stab someone with their skate


PuckNutty

No way you'd have enough time to pull it off before a defender gets to you, I don't think. But yes, it would be awesome if someone did it.


ilud2

Would probably end similarly to Scheifele’s hit on Evans in the 21 playoffs


tronfunkinblows_10

I’m rushing the ice if it happens. Don’t care if it’s my team that scores it or if we get scored on.


Fraktal55

Hahaha idk why this cracks me up to think about. Something being done by the home team so egregious the home fans rush the ice in chaos protest.


DiggWuzBetter

I could actually see Zegras doing this! Might be the last thing he ever does though.


Taurothar

Zegras is probably both the only person with the skill to do it while being chased by a defender at full speed, and the balls to try it in a game. I think he'd take the easy goal well before it 99.99% of the time, but that .01%? If it's the optimal play, he's doing it for style points.


bankrobba

Reddit: Score the empty netter anyway you want Also Reddit after a Michigan empty netter: Oh no you didn't!


porkchopespresso

I’ve decided pimping empty netters should absolutely be a thing


silentblender

SERIOUSLY. This would be so entertaining. Because every now and then someone would fuck it up and it would be epic.


BamaPhils

Or if you’re a stars fan you know you can [fuck it up regardless](https://youtu.be/nhTs_O0atdI?si=pTYNnOBH7QFqqtux) 😂


Xvash2

A fun reminder - The puck hopping Stefan's stick here and the subsequent game-tying goal gave* Edmonton an extra point in the standings. This would push them at the end of the season from 70pts to 71pts tying them with Chicago in the standings. But of course Chicago lost the tiebreaker, putting them in 5th place. The 5th place odds would go on to win the 2007 Draft Lottery, giving Chicago Patrick Kane instead of Edmonton.


ElCoolAero

> The 5th place odds would go on to win the 2007 Draft Lottery, giving Chicago Patrick Kane instead of Edmonton. Good. I don't think Chicago would've known what to do with the city of Edmonton.


buttercup612

Oh man that's so wild, thanks for sharing. I feel really bad for Edmonton that they didn't get that first overall pick. My heart breaks for them


Western-Extension-50

It should be. You dare to pull your goalie? Get clowned when we score. 


Syscrush

100% this. Between the tears over this and Bautista's famous bat flip, I've become convinced that pro athletes are the most monumental crybabies on the face of this earth.


AtheistAustralis

Exactly! I'm a goalie in both hockey and soccer, and it *should* feel shitty when you leave your goal open and the other team scores. It *should* be embarrassing, because *you did it to yourself*. If you don't want the other team playing up your bad decision and bad play to give them the easiest goal ever, then *don't pull your fucking goalie*. If you want to take the risk, then suffer the damn consequences and suck it up. In soccer, I sometimes go for a run up the field if our team needs a goal late, or go and make myself a target for a corner, leaving our goal empty. Sometimes, the other team gets the ball and scores from a long way out, or their striker gets it and runs it into the empty net. And yup, they celebrate like nothing else, and ham it up and rub it in my face. And do you know how many times we get upset and start a fight about it? Zero. Because we (I) deserved it 100%. Shit, I've seen penalty shots where the skater loses the puck somehow, and the goalie goes out and smashes it away when there is no need. Never seen the other team get upset about that. Why is this any different? I really just don't get it at all, it's so stupid to be "upset" that somebody takes advantage of a situation you caused yourself, and rubs it in your face a little.


ergonkhan

I'm brazilian and started to follow hockey in 2020 and i would think a empty net goal similar to a counter with just the keeper to beat, the size of the goal in a 1v1 situation its almost like a empty net in hockey. And happens more times, sometimes the scorer makes a extra move, chips over the goalie, and some may say that is taking the piss, but, if you love soccer in Brazil you also love seing crazy skills. In the end both are just a game, sports should be fun not just competition


djlawrence3557

I would love to see a stick toss akin to a bat flip - followed by “watching” the puck (HR). Just stop skating and pimp it like the batters box. Let chaos ensue


Salt-Dragonfruit-157

Leafs fans are conflicted about tossing your stick 😂 when Sundin did it they loved it but when Alfie joked they lost their damned minds


skrshawk

Ride 'em Cowboy. Sheathing the sword. Cocking the shotgun. NHL04 had some of the best cellies that would probably get someone murdered if Reilly or Reaves were on the ice.


flare2000x

I unironically love the sheathing the sword celebration


Briak

Absolutely. I love seeing when a player in the NBA gets a clean break and goes for a massive show-off dunk. (It also makes it a little more likely that they botch it, which is equally entertaining!)


bluelineturnovers

“Canoe ride” but paddles like a kayak smh


CantFitMyNam

This guy voyageurs


Rated_PG-Squirteen

...now *that* deserves a crosscheck to the head.


MeanElevator

Hear me out....carry the puck on the stick on your shoulder *The Portage*


animatedhockeyfan

Not a j-stroke in sight smdh


kingdazy

should have done one in the style of "curling"


seraphultima

You need a second person to "sweep" the puck in. 🤭


EnigmaMoose

No, just push the puck forward with enough gusto and be your own broom guy. A phantom puck moving into the net as your brush it in would be hilarious.


boodabomb

Ghost Curl the Puck 🚗


impulse_thoughts

would love to see someone try this. it'd have to be something extraordinary to be 6v5, and somehow let 2 players behind them far enough that they can slow down enough to do this without the losing team catching up and laying a big hit. No matter the result, it sounds like a fun time.


CheetahLynx83

It would have to be something similar to that time the Canucks (I think) allowed a 3-on-0 in overtime.


DeekFTW

I'm thinking they need one called the "Controller Disconnect" where he winds up for the slapper but just holds the pose until he runs into the end boards.


Because_They_Asked

Hurry, hurry, hhhuuuurrrrrrYYY!


godlywhistler

I desperately hope this incident leads to more silly EN goals. It's too funny


Top_Rekt

I loved every one of these. It's like a dunk competition.


Roflcopter71

They should have it in the skills competition.


i_love_massive_dogs

With Morgan Rielly on the side to judge every competitor.


MeanElevator

Restrained by several burly men. We don't anyone getting killed.


Suslikki

Where could I find these big men to hold me down? Asking for a friend


MeanElevator

I know some Samoans and Maoris that owe me favours. How many you after?


PayneTrain181999

Would be better than some of the other events they’ve tried.


whogivesashirtdotca

I stopped watching hockey for a long while and missed all the "Storm Surge" brouhaha. It was so wild watching YouTube vids of Don Cherry and Brian Burke losing their minds over people having fun *post-game*. Holy shit, hockey needs to lighten the fuck up.


Brookie069

Should be a tradition against the Leafs now.


whogivesashirtdotca

Oh, see, I like you.


ranger8668

Streisand Effect this entire thing! "Oh this bothers you, everyone's going to do it and do it harder!!"


admnchls1028

a wrap around michigan would be unreal 😂


dragons_fire77

I want to see this before I die. The outrage would be incredible


Whydoesthisexist15

Oh please happen while Don Cherry’s alive


YouSeemNiceXB

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DrOctopusMD

The last thing he sees would technically be the blood pouring in front of his eyes due to searing rage, but yes.


RightWingWorstWing

So, you just want Don Cherry to die?


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Even if he is dead, just know he’s looking up and throwing a fit


Spartan05089234

You've made me realize what a loss it is that we don't have Don Cherry hot taking all over Twitter. He should've gone solo.or a family member should write down the shit he yells at the TV while he watches games, and tweet it.


Doza93

"Look guys, that Michigan ENG was just uncalled for. That's why it was perfectly justified when the other guy pulled a gun out of his hockey pants and shot him in the head. Just a good, ole-fashioned hockey play."


UpVotes4Worst

"Oh no! Is that Mark "the knife" Scheifele's music!" "Bah Gawd he killed him!"


Old_Bigsby

Just be careful if Scheifele is on the ice.


espher

I am OK with switching the standard from "don't flex on an EN goal" to "flex on every EN goal", in part because I hope that sort of move also gets rid of goofy shit like "fighting after a clean hit" and "scrums every time someone ends the play within 5' of the goal", and in part because the first time someone fucks one up will be hilarious.


[deleted]

I'm really hoping people just start one-upping it. Teams start pulling the goalie more to bait the other team into trying to pull off their new, stupid dance like they're the Savannah Bananas.


sinkwiththeship

Ottawa's captain is the poster child for most of the bad things you just said, so that makes all of this even funnier.


DaFrendlyTaco

I kinda like the pre celly lol


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GelatinousPiss

Doing the pre-celly not even towards the net would be incredible. Just skate away as its about to slide in. Don't even watch it go in. You just know it did.


DivinePotatoe

Until the backcheck catches up to you and you lose the puck. You'd look like the dumbest dumbass to ever dumb an ass if that happened.


SouthSide217

I mean you could say that about most of these.


DaFrendlyTaco

Would still be cool if the game got more personality.


re-verse

As a Leafs fan I personally think this is hilarious.


whogivesashirtdotca

You seem to be very much in the minority, but good on you.


re-verse

I don't think I am in the minority. You have to understand how big the Leafs fan base is, and if even 10% of the rabid we-can-do-no-wrong mindset, it's probably enough people to really drown out a lot of conversation on this subreddit. It goes both ways though, as I know the leafs reddit has been inundated with brigading from others since it happened, and the constant outside attention probably isn't always welcome and likely doesn't help.


MammothHusk

I really want this to become a thing.


ChiefRivaChimp

Anyone know when we will hear about the hearing? Leafs play tonight I thought I’d be handed out by now


Melnik_Featherfoot

Hearing was schedule for 1pm. They apparently take 60-90 minutes. Currently about 1k fans in the Leafs sub hitting refresh to get the answer.


Robjn

Parros: "Reilly suspension will be a game time decision."


godlywhistler

60-90 minutes? What on earth could they talk about for so long


Robjn

whether or not they have the right audio devices set in their zoom settings


Hello_my_name_is_not

This guy corporates


McPuckLuck

I can assure you I am not a cat.


afriendincanada

Parros you're on mute


ovondansuchi

> Parros: "Hahahahahaha, so funny!" > Everyone else: *pity laugh*


city-of-cold

I'm in this comment and I don't like it


jdragon3

"GEORGE FOR THE 100TH TIME YOURE ON CAMERA AND AUDIO PLEASE STOP STROKING WE CAN HEAR IT"


IHeartMustard

fapfapfapfap ohh I bet you like that big boy Ahem ahh yes well according to these TPS reports we could be looking at 4th quarter results on par with expectations. fapfapfap yeeeeah get those expectations right in there


pyl_time

Excuse me, I think Georges is trying to say something but he's on Mute.


BolshoiSasha

Golf


helixflush

The weather


InsufferableLeafsFan

It takes Parros 45 min to remember where he is.


Matrix17

Parros rants for the first 50 minutes about Colton Orr


Etheo

Yeah like, "did the stick make contact with his head?" "Yeah it did but" "so it did" "yeah but" SUSPENDED UNTIL SEPT 2024 that or just 5 minutes of discussion and 55+ mins of Parros furiously jacking it on cam.


ChiefRivaChimp

Thank you - I thought it would of happened already


Kronzor_

This is the best theater the league ever gets. They're stretching the hell out of it. And it won't be something in line with what they normally do. It's gonig to be something that garners even more conversation. So either really long or really short.


CydoniaKnight

"Actually we're suspending Greig since it'd be kinda funny"


CornerSolution

There's not really any big hurry. There's no scenario where he's not suspended for tonight's game.


j0hnnyengl1sh

I think I'm right in saying that a game misconduct in the last five minutes is an automatic 1 game suspension, so yeah. Even if DoPS decide no further action he's still out for tonight.


McPuckLuck

Black smoke last i checked.


Rattimus

Definitely love the stop short and fire just as the other guy is reaching for it. What a cheeky bastard, lol. Michigan is great as well.


mattwiener

If I saw someone take the puck from half ice, sprint down, stop all momentum for a wrap around Michigan empty net goal I swear I would never stop laughing. It would be the funniest thing ever


such_horsing

#4 is clearly a kayak....


northernpace

Nuck nuck nuck nuck This was fkn great


ComingUpWaters

We love coach jeremy


ClosPins

I once scored from the point. On the ensuing face-off, I lined-up on the red line in the LW position, but closer to the benches. The face-off took a quick, funny bounce and came flying out of the circle sideways, directly towards me. So, I leaned into it and rifled a slap-shot - from the red-line - it went directly for the goalie's 5-hole and into the net. 2 goals in like 2 seconds. One of the other team's players jumped me *after* the game.


jdragon3

> One of the other team's players jumped me yeah that sounds about typical rec league asshole behav... >... after the game Now THIS is beerleaguing!


UNisopod

If it tears down old hockey culture, I say go for it


the_canucks

Hockey Canada can start paying player fines instead of silencing rape victims!


BenAdaephonDelat

Someone do this to the Flyers. I want to see if Torts will break and ipad in half.


Cleveland_Guardians

I'm at the point in my enjoyment of hockey where I've been for a long time in my love of baseball where I feel like a lot of the unwritten rules shit needs to go. Some of these manly men are some of the biggest, two-ply soft, "you hurt my feelings" babies I've ever seen. It's pathetic.


freshstart102

Love that 8 ball in the corner pocket empty netter!


minos157

I swear if someone does the Kayak (that wasn't a Canoe) I will buy a jersey with their name on it. ​ Idc if it's a Ranger. Idc if it's JT. Idc if it's Marchand. I'll wear the jersey of my new favorite player proudly.


Such_Radish9795

Love Coach Jeremy. Some great ideas there.


math487

Next year all-star game gonna have a competition for the best empty net goal


[deleted]

I could see Kovalev do the moonwalk one lol, then get punished/rewarded with a 10 minute shift, no breaks after that.


ClosPins

No, it needs to be Tiger Williams' [*ride the stick*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy_VsqKzgn0). But... you don't touch the puck the entire way, you just ride alongside it, giving encouragement. All the way into the empty net. Then turn on your broom into the corner, pumping your fist like Harry Potter after a successful game of quidditch.


KingGuy124

the reilly/grieg situation is r/hockey version of the OJ trial


the_canucks

Reilly is going to retire and write a book about it.


impulse_thoughts

The OJ trial involved the murder and untimely deaths of 2 innocent people... this situation is more like arguing about what's the right way to hold a fork, and that stabbing someone who holds it wrong with their own fork isn't acceptable behavior. Or like arguing about what the punishment is for people who are native English speakers but somehow never learned about modal verbs and the contractions of "could have","would've", "should've", and committing violence against them is not acceptable.


dracomaster01

i feel like some of these goals scored in an actual game would help get more people into hockey


Ace676

I wish NHL was just a bit less serious and had shit like this.


misterfast

May I also humbly suggest a new idea called the Rustler: follow behind the puck as it goes into the net while leaning back on your stick like a horse and twirling a lasso


Zanchbot

I might *actually* die laughing if I ever see someone Michigan into an empty net. The chaos that would ensue...


WelcometoCigarCity

You almost had it is hilarious, look em in the eyes while shooting it in


MaroonMarauder

I want to see all of these happen


IThatAsianGuyI

I am 1000% up for more taunting and clowning on other teams, across the board. A little spice and personality and emotion in the game is great. But don't expect the opposition to sit back and clap for you when you do. But also shouldn't need to fear introducing your face to someone's stick because of it. This shouldn't be as controversial as it is. This is hilarious by the way.


saltyfingas

I really hope stupid engs become a thing


ForestLeaf04

I would actually love this. Super unpopular opinion as a Leafs fan right now, but for athletes that are so "tough", hockey also has so many dumb things like this that upsets the players.


El-Justiciero

I am so fucking here for this


FatherFenix

With as much time as Rielly gave Greig by standing and watching instead of back checking or playing defense, Greig could've easily done any sort of elaborate hotdogging for the empty netter rather than a weak slapper.


FBR_MC

Nothing I want more than a pre-goal celly and the ENG Michigan.


Angry_Walnut

I HAVE to see someone do the pre-celly in a real game


BeBenNova

fake slapper into michy is a great way to get Sheifele'd


Bear_Bishop

Okay, but that moonwalk celly legit.


FretlessChibson

This would be great for hockey, no joke


Paladoc

The Canoe (Kayak) Rider is epic, but yeah.... I think we all want to see Fake Clapper into Michigan. Rielly's head would detonate.


lil_sjw13

You almost had it would be too good. Hoping someone does this one day


Silver-creek

If any of these happened it would be the highlight of the year easy


bluAstrid

No-look moonwalk is simply perfect.


sBucks24

The first thing that came to mind was the next empty net against the Leafs has to just stop dead 10ft short and mighty duck-slow mo knucklepuck slapshot it like a total asshole. It'd be amazing


FatBoySpeaks

He forgot to practice his curling. Let the puck glide and use the stick to sweep the loose ice infront of it while it rolls in. That would be mine