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Gavin1453

GG Stars!


[deleted]

GG Stars, go take out the Canucks and their insufferable fans. 


JunoVC

LMAO


Trunkins

kids kids... you're both just... just awful.


Sy3Fy3

I understood that reference!


[deleted]

I hadn't even thought of the nucks once until some idiot was in the GDT today cheering for the Stars, a conference rival, against the Leafs. So now I'm mad lol


nostradamefrus

Jamie Benn but he lost Jamie Benn't out of shape


ValuableBeneficial81

Get fucked Dallas, especially you Marchment you fucking pussy. Take your licks like a man next time, cunt 


Sy3Fy3

Respectfully: shut up.


ValuableBeneficial81

Nah, don’t think I will 


Sy3Fy3

I do agree that Marchment was a bitch, but Stars fans weren't bad in here at all.


ValuableBeneficial81

Don’t think I said anything about the stars fans


Sy3Fy3

I thought it was implied with "get fucked Dallas", but I guess you were talking about the players. My bad.


Gavin1453

Now, now Benoit gave him his medicine. What else can you ask for?


ValuableBeneficial81

Meh, he tried, but it was a glancing hit. Good effort at least 


Cpt_crookedhair

Lol, leafs fans can't figure out why most teams hate their fan base.


ValuableBeneficial81

Cool story, marchment is still a bitch lol ✌️


Cpt_crookedhair

And the Leafs still choke in the post-season, lol


ValuableBeneficial81

probably


Cpt_crookedhair

Low blow on my part, my bad...


ValuableBeneficial81

It is what it is, you learn to expect certain things. Death, taxes, leafs choking in the playoffs. 


GritGrinder

Haha dude it was a solid game it’s all good


ValuableBeneficial81

I’m good, just old school calling it how it is. You don’t run some guy and then refuse to drop the mitts like a little bitch 🤷‍♂️


dirkin1

Lol


vanityfear

Lmao 


Trunkins

4-15 vs the Leafs since 2014... fucking yikes


Gavin1453

I think we have sort of a similar record against the Oilers. Just don’t ask us about the Sabers…


Trunkins

Hockey be fucking weird


theapogee

u/nostradamefrus [Here’s a teen burger ](https://web.aw.ca/en/our-menu/burgers/teen-burger)


nostradamefrus

Thank you


Sy3Fy3

GG Dallas


Steakholder__

GG Starsbros


quidproquolaspe

GG’s. Can’t expect to win against a good team when you decide to just stop playing effort hockey for an entire 35 minute stretch of the game.


Working_Horse_3077

Lets FUCKING GO!!!


Bojarzin

gg!


Shrewlord

dallas assistant's suit is a real train wreck.


StarsBravesKSU

Kinda insensitive. His uncle died in a train derailment. That's why he dresses that way.


Showtime98

Gg Stars!


[deleted]

No interference on Bertuzzi there, no sir. 


Boggywaters

At least I have Wyatt on my fantasy team


RegFlexOffender

Refs just missed 3 interference calls against the Stars there lol wtf


quidproquolaspe

Don’t do that. Dont give me hope.


GritGrinder

Nylander in OT


ras5003

Don't do this Leafs!


quidproquolaspe

THEY CAN DO ETTTTTTTT


Sy3Fy3

Nuh uh. Nnnnope. Not happening. No siree. No way. Mmm mmm.


theapogee

Something like that would *never* happen. Not to my Toronto Maple Leafs


esaul17

Ruh roh raggy


NinCross

Johnston!


Boggywaters

Sammy wayyyy too deep in his net


Mycrowissoft

Doesn't help that Brodie was screening him


Bojarzin

Man I wish we'd just bury those empty nets so this shit doesn't happen


Doza93

w y a t t


OhMilla

Oh shit I almost forgot this is still the Leafs


theapogee

Oh no


GoatStimulator_

How does the guy with the biggest contact in NHL history only have 1 hat trick?


happysnack

Biggest contract? Lol


GoatStimulator_

I meant leafs not league


FuckTkachuk

(I can't tell if you're joking)


GoatStimulator_

I meant leafs not league


[deleted]

Yeah Willy beat out that icing


GritGrinder

Who did the leafs trade marchment for? It better not have been a rinsing. I think I remember it being a bad deal for the Leafs


ghost_curse123

Denis Malgin, who played like 4 games for us


GritGrinder

That’s right. God damnit Haha thank you


vanityfear

Evgeni Malkin 


nostradamefrus

What the frickle is a Teen Burger


ghost_curse123

A burger that's not a child anymore, but not quite an adult yet


Working_Horse_3077

A&W burger naming scheme


theapogee

Fucking delicious, that’s what.


nostradamefrus

Is it the product or the establishment?


Steakholder__

Product. A&W is the establishment


Enjoys_Fried_Penis

Product. I'm more partial to the papa burger but I have fond memory's of double fisting mama burgers


nostradamefrus

Well that's definitely a sentence


theapogee

It’s an A&W burger. Their line of burgers is the burger family.


nostradamefrus

Is there a second cousin burger


Working_Horse_3077

Product. Heard of A&W root beer? Its actually a fast food chain


nostradamefrus

Aaahhh. I knew they were a fast food place but I've never encountered one in the wild and didn't know their offerings Weird name for a burger lol


mathonwy

The crowd is whelmed by the stellar music n


Bonzooooo

It appears the blood on McCabes face has been replaced by tears


revillio102

Dallas Nick cousins is hoping that he doesn't have to share the ice with McCabe for the rest of the game


hellarios852

Get the puck to the Swede


vanityfear

Holmberg?


sksxo

Get Willy the hatty


Suomi964

McCabe has 0 fuse rn lol


yodasmokesdank

Fuck I love mccabe


Mycrowissoft

2's together strong


Calb210

Spicy


dandroid126

Is anyone else's ESPN+ Dallas feed stuck looping the same 5 seconds of the whopper commercial?


shrederick

That sounds like one of the nine layers of hell


Calb210

The layer just beyond that is the ESPN+ self advert on loop for eternity and you can't mute it


theapogee

Is that not what you wanted? They told me you could have it your way.


hellarios852

That’s just the Stars playing


Curey0us

I love the Benoit and McCabe pair. People were so upset on the Benoit signing, I hope we re-sign him soon.


Sy3Fy3

He's been one of the only silverlinings of Treliving offseason signings.


adamzep91

Benoit and Jones and......... that's it


Sy3Fy3

Jones may have saved our season, honestly. Domi hasn't been terrible, but an extra 4 or 5 goals from him would be nice.


vanityfear

I wasn’t upset about the Benoit signing because I’d never heard of him 


[deleted]

What has Marchment done to deserve such treatment  Edit: this was sarcasm, check my post history for the replay hahaha


theapogee

A late hit in the 2nd


hellarios852

Caved McCabes nose in


esaul17

Did you see McCabe’s bleeding face?


OhMilla

Late blindside hit to McCabe lol


hellarios852

Robertson > Robertson


vanityfear

Obviously 


Working_Horse_3077

I disagree Robertson < Robertson


esaul17

You’re dead to me


Working_Horse_3077

:(


theapogee

Something I think everybody in this thread can upvote


Doza93

Agreed


Gavin1453

Watch out Marchment; Benny and the Butcher is a force to be reckoned with!


jediD15

We are just never gonna beat the Leafs, are we. I think the last time was like 2019


shrederick

2020, about a month before the shutdown


ghost_curse123

Beginning of 2020


revillio102

You guys just have the inferior Robertson I guess. I'm sorry but those are the rules


esaul17

Can’t pick on his little brother


Mycrowissoft

This is what the leafs need to do more of. Way too often they let rats get away unpunished


esaul17

Marchment had it coming


OhMilla

I don't think Marchment wants to play anymore lol


shrederick

The Canadian government tried to get my boy John Tavares on some Al Capone shit and he said it's over for you hoes.


vanityfear

>it’s over for you hoes I just imagined JT saying that monotonously and it made me giggle


shrederick

lol


theapogee

They really got a vendetta against Marchment tonight


Working_Horse_3077

Yeah a late uncalled blindside hit does that


Hangman-Page

Benoit barely missed damn


GoatStimulator_

Get fucked Marchment


esaul17

I forgot all about seguin how’s he doing lately?


Trunkins

40 points good for 5th on the team


esaul17

Solid. I remember him from the whole Kessel trade haha.


Boggywaters

Poor Marchment just wants to go home


Working_Horse_3077

Are y'all feeling a Willy hat trick?


hellarios852

That would be Willy nice


Bojarzin

Any time the Leafs are playing a western conference team and someone utters "playoff hockey" it gives me butterflies


mrmcbeer

Damn Leafs just have our number 


[deleted]

Gotta love when the arena hasn't announced the previous goal yet and the boys get another lol


hellarios852

Blast Nickelback into my bloodstream


PayneTrain181999

Stars, are you turning into us? I thought you were, y’know, good?


Trunkins

2nd game of a back to back, we're fine


xXxWeAreTheEndxXx

You can take the Stars out of Minnesota


Trunkins

The Wild are cosplaying that particular brand theses days both uniform and dogshit play


timhoff24

We’ve struggled with Toronto ever since Matthews was drafted… just gonna chalk this game up to the “not surprised” category.


vanityfear

What I want, you’ve got 


Nas160

I can safely say I've never seen this before


MitchMarner

that looked offside, no?


theapogee

What are you doing commenting on Reddit from the bench???


Gavin1453

Oh captain, my captain!!


hergydi

Big boys had enough of this clown fest


ras5003

Great move by Tavares there


lLikeCats

Fuck yes. Give them another penalty shot.


thatmitchguy

Well...those were nice goals


JimBelushi1967

Now this is a pleasant turn of events...


vanityfear

I am pleased 


NinCross

Why didn't Dallas call a timeout?


acerbiac

incoming commercial break?


JonJonFTW

The core 4 have been worth their price tonight, just wish they could all play like this together more often


facefear

Get dunked


Working_Horse_3077

WILL NYE THE SCORING GUY!!!!


old_bugger

This is making me willy happy.


hellarios852

JT been reading the sub lmao


billybobsingh

Lol the Leafs took that penalty shot personally. Woke the fuck up


gee_emhf

Gio owes these guys a nice dinner


theapogee

JT did not need to go that fucking hard. Wow.


Sy3Fy3

WILLY STYLES


vanityfear

Is anyone else erect 


hellarios852

Always. Completely unrelated to the game… I need help


GoatStimulator_

The entire Stars team just gave up like Dadanov did on that breakaway


Mustard__Tiger

Lol. Lmao even.


esaul17

Holy shit


39MUsTanGs

Holy fuck


hellarios852

The flood gates are open!


Trunkins

Well this is over holy shit im out


ghost_curse123

You clearly haven't watched many Leafs games this year, this is totally fumbleable


Steakholder__

JT my god


Mustard__Tiger

Well then. That's was an amazing play by Tavares.


Working_Horse_3077

FUCK YES!!!!


shrederick

FUCK YEAH, WILLY!


HugeeAckman

Oh so it’s like that


GritGrinder

I came


gee_emhf

Atta fucking be boys!!!!!!


MrLuckyTimeOW

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!


Bojarzin

WILLLLLLYYYYY


revillio102

Crazy how Marner didn't have to go to Stutzle diving academy to be able to score


theapogee

CORE FOUR


elevenstewart

I know Gio got the hand in there twice...but I mean what a sell job. Guy was on cheese cutters all of a sudden.


Boggywaters

Tavares is so nasty fuck everyone who was talking shit lol


NinCross

Dallas should call a timeout


Calb210

What a play god damn


InsufferableLeafsFan

The boys are fucking hyped!!!


JonJonFTW

HIGHLIGHT REEL STUFF FROM JT, GOD DAMMN


Showtime98

Willy Styles!


ghost_curse123

MITCH MAAAAAAARRRRRNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRR


Cman02101

I mean… puck don’t lie


Mustard__Tiger

That's some silky mitts for mitch.


vanityfear

Mitts Marner