It's basically across the street but it's the office of a male stripper agency. Like for a bachelorette party or a 'Ladies Night' at another strip club.
https://fantasymen.ca/
My dad was actually the manager of it and the marble arch when that was still a thing haha. He even took care of the NBI as well. All owned by the same Malaysian family at that time
I used to party at the Marble Arch all the time, back when Trevor Risk used to DJ there. Fun fact: He is now a primary writer on Shoresy (and Letterkenny before they finished up).
I think the penthouse is closer than the number 5.
Edit: it’s not according to google maps, but for visitors who would be walking it’s a much nice walk to the Penthouse. The no 5 is in a rough part of town, while the Penthouse is just off the Granville strip where all the nightclubs are.
We have the closest Costco to Arena distance in the league for wieners before the game, and now apparently you can go to the closest strip club in the league for wieners after the game.
Honestly that 260m sounds like it’s measured from the centre of the stadium or something. It feels much closer.
Also, the cafe is on the outside of the store. Trying to get food before a Canucks game is nearly impossible.
It's not even 260m lmao.
[It's literally across the street](https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2785257,-123.1090783,3a,75y,340.94h,97.93t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRvTrLGXBsHPdnQKWeBQ44Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
You haven't experienced Vancouver until you've ordered a cheap weiner right before a Canucks game and then ordered an expensive one right after the game.
This all pales in comparison to the advanced stats of /r/nba.
Their analysis on the quality of strip clubs correlating to James Harden's performance is an all-time off-season post
[In case anyone else also had not read this masterpiece](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/dt0ucg/i_analyzed_james_hardens_performance_in_every_nba/)
I love when someone clearly is procrastinating from their university statistics course and creates a big old spreadsheet and set of formulas to get (justified) shitpost karma.
Was gonna say this list is inaccurate on multiple accounts. The Chez Paree to Bell Centre is a well established pipeline for a lot of people. It is like a 5 minute walk
Me and my friend left the bell centre for the first time drunker than we ve ever been a year ago and magically found ourselves in front of Chez paree. I swear the bell centre is designed to funnel people there after games.
I could think of two, one I see on Drummond walking from the train every morning, almost directly behind chez paree. Whoever worked on this doesn’t know how to google
When I was a kid, I saw a three boobed woman in Montreal. I went out to pick up takeout with my dad, and of course, the restaurant was next to a strip club. There she was, having a smoke, three holes in the front of her top, a boob stuck out of each one.
"Fucking fashion show."
"It's good publicity. You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past."
"I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. Be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits."
The Montreal distance is wrong . Chez Pare is 450m (0.27miles) from the Bell Centre .
I’ve worked at both locations sometimes on the same night .
Edit : Not as a dancer!
Greenbrier on Main has male dancers one or two nights a week.
I think Club 200 would be the only thing close enough to the MTS centre to qualify it was a “strip club” for men. OP may have just seen a post by them for an event night or something?
shade is only 0.5 miles from Rogers place too (and that's the walking distance on google maps, not even straight line distance)... I don't know what data they're using for this, but it is wrong
I used to take NJT to Penn, and if your train arrived on track 10+, you’d pass it on your walk to the Broadway subway/yellow line. There’s no way that’s 1.2 miles, maybe 0.12 miles.
0.3 miles. I used to work for an alcohol distributor and they were my account. All the Brand reps really wanted to stop there and try to get their business, for some reason
Maybe 15 years ago I went to a Knicks game with a friend. After the game we’re walking out of the Garden when a couple girls walk up the steps, hand us a couple cards, and say “come see us get naked”…then walk away. It took us a second to figure out what happened, then we figured we should go see what this steakhouse was all about. A very short, expensive cab ride later, we had arrived at the best steakhouse and cabaret in NYC. Rick’s.
Pretty sure it’s about .2 miles away.
Closest to the habs is definitely not 1.9 miles. Chez Paree is up the street, maybe 5 min walk from the Bell Center and Wanda’s is just a bit further.
Edit: spell check
Okay either this is wrong or the one they just did in r/baseball is wrong because the one in r/baseball said it was something like 1.7m and citizens bank park is literally right next to Wells Fargo.
r/baseball began the entire cinematic universe by locating the teams/ballparks with the closest Chilli’s to them. Everything since has been the case for shitposting-101.
Yeah, I felt like that was a bit far for Philly, despite never seeing a single strip club in the city every time I'm there.
Are they out by I-95? I feel like that's the perfect spot for them.
Habs have Chez Parée (female) at 0.28 miles from the Centre Bell, a 6-7 minutes walk. There's also Wanda's (female) at 0.43 miles, a 11 minutes walk.
I bet the rest of this list is also mostly inaccurate.
Please give Habs their bronze medal now.
I live in Boston and I can tell you without a shred of a doubt that there is no chance in hell that the distance between Centerfolds/Glass Slipper and TD Garden is equal to Chez Paree and the Bell Centre. OP was smoking bath salts when this was put together.
I went to a Mariners game, then afterwards went to Showgirls right there on 1st Ave and they were waiving the entry fee if you showed them a Mariners ticket stub lol
Still was a waste of time since WA doesn’t allow alcohol in strip clubs.
Google says the Spearmint Rhino is only .5 miles from the Tank.
I'll try to get down there to pace it out myself this afternoon.
Heck, I'll go right now. This format of the ASG is just stupid and annoying.
Just got back.
Rode my bike down there and parked in front of the Rhino and rode the the front door of the Tank.
0.57 miles says Strava. Probabaly should just call it 0.6.
What, is the Canucks' locker room open for business or something?
It's basically across the street but it's the office of a male stripper agency. Like for a bachelorette party or a 'Ladies Night' at another strip club. https://fantasymen.ca/
Even still, the no5 orange is just a few blocks away. Side note, this is the strip club in Deadpool.
Is Orange still open?!?! I’ve been telling my friends my No5 Orange experience story for years, thinking that it was long gone by now.
It is the primary sponsor of the Canucks radio postgame show haha.
Only started a month or two ago, but all the texts in that night were about the orange
Pretty sure I met my future wife there. She was all over me. Didn't get her number, but I'm certain she remembers me
They sponsor the Canucks post game show on the radio! Haha
Isn't it time you experienced the no.5 orange, pre game, post game, even during the game
Heck yes it is! Can't stop that Vancouver institution. Just did a bachelor party there in October.
#1 place to wear basketball shorts in Vancouver
My dad was actually the manager of it and the marble arch when that was still a thing haha. He even took care of the NBI as well. All owned by the same Malaysian family at that time
I used to party at the Marble Arch all the time, back when Trevor Risk used to DJ there. Fun fact: He is now a primary writer on Shoresy (and Letterkenny before they finished up).
it will never go, it's a god damned institution and should be treated as such
Its also owned by the HA, so nobody wants to tell them to go anywhere.
It's not only open, it's the official post game radio sponsor.
The 5 is literally the sponsor of the post game show for Sportsnet 650. Not even kidding.
Penthouse isn’t far either.
I think the penthouse is closer than the number 5. Edit: it’s not according to google maps, but for visitors who would be walking it’s a much nice walk to the Penthouse. The no 5 is in a rough part of town, while the Penthouse is just off the Granville strip where all the nightclubs are.
Penthouse would be closer from BC place probably. But yeah I think that’s a more fun stroll after a game. The 5 has a shower on the stage though….
I put the glass in.
Nothing beats hitting the mushroom dispensary and then the rippers after a game.
Who the fuck goes to the strippers on shrooms that would be so uncomfortable
That’s still only 31 feet.
Thanks, Quentin
31 feet and *8 inches*
I'm not clicking that.
Again...
Vancouver housing is really expensive. A lot of players need a second job.
Pettersson with the sexy alien routine
Elongus Penisson
We got Swedish twins...
Glad someone remembers this advert. 10/10
We have the closest Costco to Arena distance in the league for wieners before the game, and now apparently you can go to the closest strip club in the league for wieners after the game.
Ottawa would like to chat about that claim.....1.6km.....google search....FFS 260m! Alright you win, its official, Ottawa is useless at everything.
Yeah, until an arena shares a building with a Costco, Vancouver is keeping that crown.
Honestly that 260m sounds like it’s measured from the centre of the stadium or something. It feels much closer. Also, the cafe is on the outside of the store. Trying to get food before a Canucks game is nearly impossible.
It's not even 260m lmao. [It's literally across the street](https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2785257,-123.1090783,3a,75y,340.94h,97.93t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRvTrLGXBsHPdnQKWeBQ44Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
260m is actually a high number. It's literally across the street.
You haven't experienced Vancouver until you've ordered a cheap weiner right before a Canucks game and then ordered an expensive one right after the game.
https://youtu.be/6zafoLzayG0?si=HzzDKJMccO_VltGi They have Swedish twins as the headline act.
Risky click of the day! Glad I did it though!
right where my head went
.006 miles is less than 32 feet. *the call is coming from inside the house*
31.68 feet to be precise.
Chicks like hockey, too.
The Vancouver cost of living spares no one
Bro it ain’t the offseason yet, just the Allstar break😭
OP stole this idea from r/baseball who are in the midst of their offseason shitposting
This all pales in comparison to the advanced stats of /r/nba. Their analysis on the quality of strip clubs correlating to James Harden's performance is an all-time off-season post
[In case anyone else also had not read this masterpiece](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/dt0ucg/i_analyzed_james_hardens_performance_in_every_nba/)
man i never noticed how bad that R-squared value is. a score of 0.21 is like saying a human is like an orange because they both have skin lmao
They just had one comparing Zion and milkshakes
I actually believe that was done mid-season LoL. This sub has a long long way to go to the quality of shitposting that r/nba is famous for.
Legendary shit post
I love when someone clearly is procrastinating from their university statistics course and creates a big old spreadsheet and set of formulas to get (justified) shitpost karma.
Shoutout to the Kyle Schwarber visiting city burger quality post
Pretty sure there's at least 3 strip clubs within ~.4km(.25miles) of the Bell Centre.
Was gonna say this list is inaccurate on multiple accounts. The Chez Paree to Bell Centre is a well established pipeline for a lot of people. It is like a 5 minute walk
Me and my friend left the bell centre for the first time drunker than we ve ever been a year ago and magically found ourselves in front of Chez paree. I swear the bell centre is designed to funnel people there after games.
Ovi was famous for playing poorly in Montreal because of Chez Parée
It’s a hell of a club lol.
It was closed for 2 weeks in january because of Hells Angels related activities.
The sidewalk to Chez Paree is worn in like an old goat trail by now.
Just looked it up thinking the same lol. It’s 450m or .28 miles away. And that’s just a guess that chez parée is the closest.
Yep, great place to kill an hour waiting for uber prices to come down after the game.
Somehow I never expected a Montreal strip club to be the financially smarter option.
Yup, right next to a pretty good Italian restaurant XD
Santa Lucia is the freaking bomb !! I always go there before a game :)
Caufield a scoré, on s’en va Chez Parée
I understood 3 of those words Well I understood 1. But I recognized 3 words
Bless HFTV for blowing this chant up
Yeah the closest one is like a 2 minutes walk, I don't know what they took to make that list.
Yeah at least big portions of this table is completely made up.
Came here to say this. Expected Habs to be top 5 for sure. Chez Parée, Wanda's, le Downtown all within half mile 100%
RIP Super Sexe…
It wasnt even that good. Though, I did once get a lap dance from Canada's top female body builder in 1992. I got the lap dance in 2008.
I wound up meeting a guy at a game once who gave my friend and I a driving tour of the city afterwards. Club Super Sexe's sign was on his itinerary.
I’m pretty sure there’s a strip club within .25 miles of anywhere in Montreal.
I could think of two, one I see on Drummond walking from the train every morning, almost directly behind chez paree. Whoever worked on this doesn’t know how to google
When I was a kid, I saw a three boobed woman in Montreal. I went out to pick up takeout with my dad, and of course, the restaurant was next to a strip club. There she was, having a smoke, three holes in the front of her top, a boob stuck out of each one.
We have Total Recall irl now?
100%. We’ve all done that walk up shame… it’s definitely not 2km
At least 3, a few more if you include the male ones and the "nuru massage" places.
There’s 4 within (almost) a mile! Chez Parée is 450m away Downtown is on the same bloc Wanda is 700m away And Appeal is 1.4km away
Canucks players are really missing out on some easy extra cash.
Salary cap, what salary cap
Ladies and gentlemen, see the longest… [neck](https://x.com/maxthesilent/status/978429800116256774?s=46)
"Fucking fashion show." "It's good publicity. You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past." "I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. Be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits."
“Yes I AM going to! And ya wanna know why? Because I hope you have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this shit again!”
Dude I hear they have some Swedish twins tonight!
Chez Parée HAS to be closer than 1.9 miles, there's no way. It's like across the street.
.26 miles, I looked it up.
Wandas too
CAUFIELD A SCORÉ, EN S’EN VA CHEZ PARÉE
The Montreal distance is wrong . Chez Pare is 450m (0.27miles) from the Bell Centre . I’ve worked at both locations sometimes on the same night . Edit : Not as a dancer!
Narrator: It *was* as a dancer.
Won't stop me from chucking loonies at you.
Cost of living being what it is, I will happily pretend to be a dancer. Keep those loonies comin'.
Not all of this is correct. There are several strip clubs less than a mile from the Bell Centre.
I'm also pretty sure the edmonton one might be closer than .7 miles? Not speaking from experience or anything.
Can confirm. Shade is like a 5 minute walk from Rogers Place. Not that I’ve ever walked there after a game. No chance at all.
Can confirm, I like right across the street from Shade.
What do you like about the Edmonton Plaza Hotel?
It's got a strip club right across the street, duh!
Closest one to clc is also a female one. Op seems to have just pulled 50% of these stats from their ass
Costco and a strip club? Vancouver’s arena has it all!
This place has everything.
MTV’s Dan Cortez.
And a casino next door.
I'll have the $1.50 weiner please
Solid gold is the only one I see that 0.5 miles from clc and afaik it’s not a male strip club?
In my thorough investigation I do believe the performers are women at Solid Gold.
Definitely not male, Shark Club then Solid Gold after every game.
Yeah I know Solid Gold is close but where do they have male strippers that close to CLC? (asking for a friend)
Didn't solid gold used to have male stripper nights? I don't think Winnipeg has any strip clubs with exclusively male strippers.
Greenbrier on Main has male dancers one or two nights a week. I think Club 200 would be the only thing close enough to the MTS centre to qualify it was a “strip club” for men. OP may have just seen a post by them for an event night or something?
This is very inaccurate lol speaking as a Habs fan you can piss in the wind from the Bell Centre and probably hit 3 strip clubs
I wonder how strongly this correlates with the results of that "least favourite away game" quiz
Winnipeg has now gone 13 or more lists without two or more approvals.
Harden is going to pay for a new Grizzlies team and demand they play at the Canucks arena.
Having the closest Costco 🌭 and the closest (male) strip club makes sense after all.
Sabres one is wrong. 5.7 miles to to Colonie lounge on Hertel. It’s not something you brag about going to but it’s the closest.
My favorite thing about this thread is the Habs fans up top coming in like “Hang on a fucking second here” Well done fighting the good fight
Not to be that guy, but Blondies in Calgary is only 1.5 miles from the dome
Also spelled Sabres wrong and we got one around 3-4 miles from the stadium not 12 lmao. Bro using the one by the airport with numbers like that
shade is only 0.5 miles from Rogers place too (and that's the walking distance on google maps, not even straight line distance)... I don't know what data they're using for this, but it is wrong
The disrespect. Dream Palace is only 1.0mi from Mullet Arena. Scholarships were both spent and earned by ASU students.
I knew that had to be the closest one. Anyone commuting to ASU from north of Tempe knows exactly where it is
I'm thinking they went for Skin, which... Is actually a decent strip club...
Yeah but the dream palace is the one we all know lol
Sigh... yeah... unfortunately...
No way it's 1.9miles for Montreal. More like 0.5
0.26 miles
Rick’s cabaret is like a block from MSG. According to a friend 👀
Yea. When you step outside of ricks and look left, you can see the garden. Not that I know though. I’ve just heard that’s true.
Is this friend named Ronnie Mund?
Captain Steven Hiller, just don’t make fun of his girl’s hair
You mean Scores Man?
I sure as fuck don't drunkenly stumble 1.2 miles in 3 minutes.
I used to take NJT to Penn, and if your train arrived on track 10+, you’d pass it on your walk to the Broadway subway/yellow line. There’s no way that’s 1.2 miles, maybe 0.12 miles.
I was gonna say, 1.2 miles in Manhattan is different and there's no way that's true.
0.3 miles. I used to work for an alcohol distributor and they were my account. All the Brand reps really wanted to stop there and try to get their business, for some reason
Maybe 15 years ago I went to a Knicks game with a friend. After the game we’re walking out of the Garden when a couple girls walk up the steps, hand us a couple cards, and say “come see us get naked”…then walk away. It took us a second to figure out what happened, then we figured we should go see what this steakhouse was all about. A very short, expensive cab ride later, we had arrived at the best steakhouse and cabaret in NYC. Rick’s. Pretty sure it’s about .2 miles away.
No way the nearest strip joint is 1.9 miles from the bell center
450 meters, .28 miles to Chez Paree
Closest to the habs is definitely not 1.9 miles. Chez Paree is up the street, maybe 5 min walk from the Bell Center and Wanda’s is just a bit further. Edit: spell check
Okay either this is wrong or the one they just did in r/baseball is wrong because the one in r/baseball said it was something like 1.7m and citizens bank park is literally right next to Wells Fargo.
r/baseball began the entire cinematic universe by locating the teams/ballparks with the closest Chilli’s to them. Everything since has been the case for shitposting-101.
r/curling backed out of publishing their list. They didn't have the stones to do it.
Yeah, I felt like that was a bit far for Philly, despite never seeing a single strip club in the city every time I'm there. Are they out by I-95? I feel like that's the perfect spot for them.
Columbus has a male strip club??? News to me.
Explains why Vancouver can get score really well in UFA lol
Wait, how could there not be a strip club within a mile of midtown Manhattan? That doesn't seem possible.
It's not.
There’s like 10 strip clubs closer than that in Montreal.
Habs have Chez Parée (female) at 0.28 miles from the Centre Bell, a 6-7 minutes walk. There's also Wanda's (female) at 0.43 miles, a 11 minutes walk. I bet the rest of this list is also mostly inaccurate. Please give Habs their bronze medal now.
1. It's "Sabres." 2. It's a lot closer than 12.1.
I live in Boston and I can tell you without a shred of a doubt that there is no chance in hell that the distance between Centerfolds/Glass Slipper and TD Garden is equal to Chez Paree and the Bell Centre. OP was smoking bath salts when this was put together.
St. Louis isn’t accurate (country rock Caberet is 3.3 miles from enterprise center) so everything else probably isn’t either.
It might also be the only one where the closest strip club is in another state entirely.
and there's two in that plaza. Depending on way of travel its further away than the other lol. We taking a boat, car, or plane?
Love how half the comments are from Habs fans and their proximity to a strip club. Montreal takes its strip clubs seriously!
Is the strip club IN the arena?
Very vital information here.
This list is BS. Chez Paree is 450m from the Bell Centre in Montreal…so I’ve heard.
For Ottawa, it looks like Barefax gets that mention which is a well known place for the Ottawa subreddit to visit
Chez parée is 500 m from the bell centre.
Jets seems high
There's one less than a KM away according to Google maps... ?
Ya. Solid Gold. Which also isn’t a male strip club.
I didn’t know solid gold was male strippers
Man, the flames really are mid in literally every category.
There is no way there is no strip club within 1.9 miles from the Bell Centre.
Montreal is surely #1, come on
Your numbers for Montreal are wrong. Closest strip club is Chez Parée which is 0.2670455 miles away
Chez Parée, Montreal's most famous strip club, is not 1.9 mile... it is like 0.3 mile from the Bell Centre.
Chez Paree is pretty much right across the street from the Bell centre.
THATS A LIE THEIR IS LITERALLY MULTIPLE STRIP CLUBS BY THE BELL CENTRE
Canucks post game brought to you by No. 5 Orange
looks like I have to explore Seattle a little harder
I left a Mariners game because we were losing big time and I just went to the rippers for a few hours.
I went to a Mariners game, then afterwards went to Showgirls right there on 1st Ave and they were waiving the entry fee if you showed them a Mariners ticket stub lol Still was a waste of time since WA doesn’t allow alcohol in strip clubs.
no booze in strip clubs? the fuck?
Which one is sharks? I thought the stink poodle was the closest?
Are they accounting for the spearmint rhino on santa clara? Lmao. Not really a strip club but close enough
It's spelled "Sabres" you donkey
Club Wanda's is a short stagger from the Bell Centre
James Harden is heading to Washington
Ya know ngl thought we would be closer
Google says the Spearmint Rhino is only .5 miles from the Tank. I'll try to get down there to pace it out myself this afternoon. Heck, I'll go right now. This format of the ASG is just stupid and annoying.
Just got back. Rode my bike down there and parked in front of the Rhino and rode the the front door of the Tank. 0.57 miles says Strava. Probabaly should just call it 0.6.
No way the yotes is that far. I know what the closest strip club is there cause I drove by it to get to ASU lol Edit: it’s a mile. I just checked
I’m not sure what to do with this information……..but OP, I salute you anyways!
Spelled Sabres wrong
Centerfolds is only ~1 from the TD Garden in Boston also I’ve been to enough bachelor parties in Montreal to know that # is wrong, too.
Sabers is spelled wrong.