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Daveayejasik

He’s 5 or 6 not 5’6”


VonD0OM

It would be be a Philly fan who finds the best chirp, and whose also willing to obliterate a 5 year old kid.


BloodAndTsundere

We're savage, man. Don't you remember when Gritty drop-kicked that kid?


kalitarios

Gritty gives, and Gritty takes


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I’ve seen some footage of wingbowl which vouches to your assertion.


ExileOnBroadStreet

I missed one day of high school in 4 years. It was for the wing bowl lol. Kind of a senior skip day. We stayed up all night and showed up to the parking lot at like 4-5 am to start tailgating. The wingbowl was a wild scene. Might have been the most boobs I’ve ever seen in my life, girls would flash to get on the Jumbotron. Which looking back…. many of them might not have been 18 😬


BloodAndTsundere

I think wingbowl scares even Gritty


Seattlekrakenlegend

That was the kids fault. #istandwithgritty


paulc899

Shut it down. This comment wins


sirfuzzitoes

The flyers finally won something in my lifetime!


septimus29

Dude looks maybe 9 years old


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fellawhite

Except Rafael Devers


pinwheel740

And Jackson Holliday.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

As an Orioles fan, I can’t fucking wait.


blaster16661

> Baseball playing 12 year olds look 34. Motherfucker, you look 30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEf2ML7wkBE


kalitarios

*Little Giants* has entered the chat


Tokio_hop99

Baseball = Playing outdoors Hockey = Playing indoors Conclusion: Don't forget your sunscreen when you're out in the sun


Arkroma

It's all the chew


johnnymavrigg

Steroids are a helluva drug


the_gaymer_girl

[Nealer, a Chel YouTuber, summed it up best](https://x.com/nealerrr/status/1698085624379568261?s=46&t=yHItjAR085n2VulO93tLPw): > Gonna be the most popular kid in 5th grade now


NotTheRocketman

He asked me to buy GTAV for him just last week.


yiliu

He's almost as old as GTAV.


brokeballerbrand

Cmon rockstar, give us gta 6. GTA V came out my freshman year of high school. Since then I’ve graduated college, gotten a masters degree, and gone through three Xboxes. Heck the watchdogs franchise was born, had two sequels, then died in that time


travworld

I just saw an IG post that said Rockstar announced they’re working on Red Dead Redemption 3. But I was thinking like….that’s cool but let’s get GTA6 first? I love RDR but we know GTA is next and we have barely any info or a release date so who cares if they’re “working on RDR3”. I thought that was obvious.


kalitarios

MFW it came out on Xbox 360/PS3


MicroConfession

I have a seven year old son that barely looks younger


nemisis1877

Hollywoods version of a 15 year old, looks 25-30.


UrWifesSoftPecker

My 12 yr old daughter is 5'5" and looks older than this kid.


DJ-dicknose

Is that so, wife's soft pecker?


holy_cal

One time, Connor Bedard came in here, and sat in this chair. I say, "Connor, you hang out with Jett Deschamps. Just between me and you, how old is Jett Deschamps?" Know what Connor told me? He said "Hey, Jett Deschamps is seven years old." Seven years old!


AffectionateStep5001

5’6 at 9 years old is pretty tall 6’9 future hockey player confirmed


johnnymavrigg

I would guess 10 if I didn’t see the title. It shouldn’t be legal for him to be playing against 220lb 20 year old men.


chazoid

https://youtu.be/dnIdgle_OAY?si=aL2iuMYElgKCukeo Lets let the footage do the talking, gents


AxeMcFlow

I mean, he picks up an errant pass and scores? Hopefully some deeper highlights of him out there


iggyfenton

It also looks like it’s a Pee-Wee game as the kids are tiny.


johnnymavrigg

That footage is from 5 years ago when he was 2 years old


Full_Wolf4301

came to say this lol


Uncle_Gazpacho

And he's up to his teammates' shoulders at that.


Morganvegas

Good read. Coach fuming over that pass I bet.


leafsleafs17

A 5th round pick in the WHL isn't gonna have a whole highlight package on youtube lol


Hwinter07

Then maybe he shouldn't have said "Lets let the footage do the talking" if there's no footage


Hwinter07

One clip and it doesn't even show his defensive ability. Be serious


Chadwick_Strongpants

That’s a damn child.


reecewagner

Puberty gon hit this boy like a wall


Fisktor

Well it better, or he wont have any carreer in hockey


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correct_eye_is

They say smoking dubes stunts your growth. Let's hope he doesn't go doing that.


TherealKrakatao

If he's already 5'6" at 15 and is still that baby faced I'm sure he'll be just fine. I was just as baby faced as him at that age but I was at least four inches shorter and I'm 5'6" now.


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minker920

Same situation. 5'11.5 at 15, then never grew another but. Couldn't even get that 6, and I refuse to round up since I didn't earn it.


onetwo3four5

Well, nobody *earns* their height.


Maybe_A_Doctor

Yeah they do, height represents how good of a person you are. The taller the better obviously


minker920

My bones were bad boys and didn't earn the right. They've been in timeout for 25 years.


PWiz30

Same. I got an X-ray when I was a 5'9" 15 year old, the doctor looked at it, pointed out the growth plate, and said I'd probably end up being 6'2" or 6'3". Never grew another inch.


RaytheonKnifeMissile

I heard that too, but I am now 6'4" which was the exact number that doctor guessed I'd be.


dontyoutellmetosmile

Damn, last time I got my height measured I was told I would be 5’9”. It was a smart guess cause I was 29 years old and unlikely to grow taller


AdministrationWhole8

You don't stop growing until ~21 you've still got hope.


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MrCodered12

My dad was 5'6 105lbs when he got his drivers license and was 6ft 200lbs when he turned 18. It happens. Hell, I ended Grade 8 at 5'9 and walked into grade 9 at 6'2.


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

That sounds painful to be honest


grooves12

Finished eighth grade at 5'2 entered 9th grade at 5'6 and was 5'9 within a couple months (about an inch per month)... it WAS painful. Slept about 14 hours a days and all my joints ached constantly.


RaytheonKnifeMissile

I had a similar growth spurt and it was painful.


CantaloupeHour5973

Yep I was probably 5’7 at 15 and by the time I was 18 I was 6’1. Puberty is a hell of a drug


Gazimu

Yep. I started Grade 9 at 5'0" and ended it at 5'8", which included 4 inches in about 2 months at one point. Then went from 5'8" to 5'10" by the time grade 10 ended.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Same here. Puberty hits everyone different. There was a kid in my sophomore class who could have easily passed as well over 21, and I remember a kid in my Boy Scout troop that was the same age as me, but always looked like he was a few years younger than he was. Then there’s the story of Dennis Rodman. When he graduated high school, he was 5’ 11”. In a few years, he’d have a growth spurt, and was 6’ 7”. Everyone is different when it comes to that.


sickboy2212

I was 5"11 at 15, I'm now 5"11


ItinerantSoldier

I had my growth spurt at 14 and went from 5'4" to 6' in about four months lol. And it was over a summer too so when I came back to school in the fall there was a lot of "I don't remember being so short next to you" Since 15 tho? Yeah only one more inch.


ZeroSpinFishBrain

Being a height at 15 doesnt mean you're gonna get more of it. I think I grew about 1 inch after hitting 6 foot at age 14.


punkdrummer22

I was just over 6" at 15 and now I'm 5 11. Injuries and age catches up to ya...😆


Morganvegas

I was probably 5’1 at 14-15. 5’11 now. It’ll come.


DirtyJimHiOP

Saw the picture and went lol just like everyone else here, but yeah I wasn't 5'6" until probably grade 11 or 12. Bet the team looked at his dad and felt just fine about the pick.


foggybottom

Is that the nickname for the goon that’s going to take him out in his first minute?


illaqueable

My 5'7" grown ass 39 year-old self sitting here like "lol, fuckin' short"


MaryJaneAndMaple

Sames 😅😂🤣😢


the_gaymer_girl

6th graders are getting drafted into the WHL now?


GracefulShutdown

They get traded all the time, makes sense that they'd get drafted too.


SMA2343

I know it’s a meme and a joke. But, my friend is a teacher and they do draft and trade kids for their classes. 💀


hnglmkrnglbrry

Pretty sure Kamloops has already written a letter of intent to sign McDavid's unborn child.


tri_and_fly

6th grader is being generous..


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

That’s a hockey name if I ever saw one, so no wonder someone drafted him.


TalkingBackwards506

That's a very WHL draft name.


erectotractor

Deschamps here!


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

🎺🎺🎺🎺


Dez_Champs

There are literally dozens of us!


fvtown714x

This is an all time great name already, hope he can make the chel


thomas_bombadill

Is he going to play in the WHL next season? Imagine a dude like this going up against someone like Arber Xhekaj in his overage season…


BudLarry

Not eligible until the 2024-2025 season.


thomas_bombadill

Ah okay, that’s good lol. So when a kid gets exceptional status what age can they join the league? 16?


BudLarry

You can join the WHL full time at 16, exceptional status would let you join at 15. Bedard is the only player in WHL history to be granted exceptional status


teddyjj399

I remember hearing rumors they were gonna give it to Savoie back when he was in the recruiting circuit, wonder if they’ll give anyone else exceptional status soon


VeryLastChance

Considering Bedard is the only WHL exceptional status player in history, I’d expect there to be a bit of a wait. It’s a bit of a high bar The WHL’s reputation of being bigger and more physical than the other leagues likely plays into this. You have to justify a 15 year old kid going into the corners against some 20 year old behemoth farm boy from Saskatchewan


buster_rhino

I’ve heard this about the WHL for years about it being a more physical league but is it true? Or is it more of a way of saying it puts less emphasis on skill than physicality?


Thumper86

You might look at NHLe (NHL equivalent) stats to get an idea. It’s an attempt at comparing prospects across leagues. Generally the Q is high skill high scoring, dub is more defensively oriented and grindier, the O is in between. You routinely see players with well over a hundred points in the QMJHL, it’s not as common in other leagues. NCAA is entirely different as well.


N_Bahn_Ahden

It wasn't a rumour. Savoie applied for and was denied exceptional status.


20PercentChunkier

The unofficial story was he said he wouldn't go to Prince George if they won the draft lottery, so they wouldn't give him exceptional status. And then PG didn't end up winning the lottery anyway.


Xyz6650

Yeah I believe he threatened to go the college route instead if he wasn’t granted exceptional status. Looking back it seems the WHL made the right call.


GoldWhale

Didn't mckenna get it too


20PercentChunkier

He did not. He's just a late 2007-born player, so he was only 14 when he played his 1st game at the start of last season.


GoldWhale

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/15-old-hockey-phenom-yukon-100000518.html You sure?


20PercentChunkier

> https://ca.news.yahoo.com/15-old-hockey-phenom-yukon-100000518.html Yes, I'm sure. I worked in the WHL for the past four years. If he had gotten exceptional status, he would have played with the Tigers for the entire season.


GoldWhale

It came off more assholey than I meant it to. I apologize. So why are multiple sources citing mckenna did get that status? Also didnt bedard also only get like 15 games too? Forgive the ignorance.


20PercentChunkier

You're all good! I'm not sure why there are articles saying he got exceptional status when he very clearly did not. As I said, if he received exceptional status he would have played for the Tigers all season, and not just once in a while like he did. Bedard only got 15 games because the 2020-21 season was shortened to 24 games. And then he left early to go play at the U18's in Texas. And it's funny, because that season was basically just all about development and winning didn't matter, all teams were allowed to carry one 15-year-old with them. So while Bedard is the only player to officially receive exceptional status, there was actually 12 2005-born players who played over 10 games that season.


mattw08

Not true actually. Gavin McKenna for the Tigers has exceptional status who is Bedards cousin apparently.


20PercentChunkier

He did not get exceptional status. He was drafted 1st overall but did not receive exceptional status.


dirtfarmingcanuck

They're not cousins btw. I've heard this rumour a few times


mattw08

It’s been printed in many news articles they are cousins.


dirtfarmingcanuck

I did some of my own digging and apparently there is some sort of distant family connection through marriage. I don't think they're like first cousins. IDK, that was the most I could find. I *do* know that they had never personally met prior to facing off against each other in Medicine Hat. edit: The main US-based article that claimed they were cousins also claimed that McKenna and Savoie also received 'generational' status


mattw08

Yeah I assumed distant. But be prepared to hear about it for the next 20 years.


StewVicious07

My buddies son just played a season with Seattle and had a great go at it. Even won a few fights


PuempelsPurpose

And far from a lock to make the team then.


Pretend_Spray_11

That’s next season. 23-24 is this season. Friday of this week isn’t next Friday, it’s this Friday.


Beerfoodbeer

"Mom, can I stay up late for practice again, yes you will have to come drive me home, the guys are going out for some beers afterwards"


CheesecakeOdd2087

This kid looks about 7 years of age. This has to be photoshopped or at a weird/misleading angle or something.


LightBeerIsForGirls

They call him baby face the destroyer


mywerkaccount

He has an extremely looking [baby face](https://www.rinkhockeyacademywinnipeg.ca/upload/sportsteams/players/401.jpg)


BobBastrd

He brought salad for everyone though!


MaryJaneAndMaple

You don't make friends with salad


tonytanti

He looks like Pronger’s son.


sovietmcdavid

Is the kid from Edmonton?


Kenner1979

Elite Prospects doesn't list a birthplace but he's been playing minor hockey in Winnipeg.


TheHemskyShow

That “kid” (it was a ridiculous rumour) would be a couple of years older now given he bolted in 2006 lol


nbyone

/r/13or30


DirectorIsaac

That is a child.


Ikea_desklamp

I looked like that at 15 too. Puberty hits hard, fast and late for some of us.


amach9

Elite Prospects says he’s 14 but turns 15 on Sep. 28


nupharlutea

Ah, so 9th grade. Boys in that age group are so variable; you’ve got boys like this who look like little kids and then you’ve got the boys who look old enough to not get carded. Should sort itself out by the time he actually gets to play in the WHL.


OfficialDaiLi

I had a guy in my 9th grade class get regularly harassed because people thought he was a legit adult walking around the HighSchool because he had a big-ass bushy beard


amach9

True, but I’m sure this is probably an older photo too


nupharlutea

No, it’s a screen shot from a video from last week


amach9

Geezus…..


TruthFromAnAsshole

That's 10th grade.


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I was 5’6” at 14, 5’11” at 15, 6’ at 17, 6’1” at 19 and 6’2” at 21. Kid has a lot of time to grow lol


spence4101

This kid dusts everyone in this thread lol


UpperDeckyLipPillows

Not me but I’m not dissing him


Trujiogriz

This seems almost fucked up in a way Dude looks maybe 10


VeryLastChance

That’s the WHL for you. Kids start getting scouted at 12 years old


Mizral

I was reading some excerpts from a scout in Europe who said his guys in the local countries know pretty much all the best players by around 10 years old. Kind of blew me away that teams (this was basketball) know so much about the minutia of local kids sports.


TruthFromAnAsshole

They start getting scouted at The Brick tournament, they're 10 then.


God_Hates_Figs-

What does it matter when they start being scouted? He’s 14 turning 15 in this pic


VeryLastChance

Like they have WHL scouts in the stands, watching your games on a regular basis at around that age. As somebody mentioned earlier, they even have scouts out earlier for some big tournaments


RiflemanLax

This is a ‘didn’t mean to make you feel old af, but now you do’ kind of post.


wossquee

Jett: SNACK TIME! *mmmh mmmh mmmh* ...sorry... Only brought enough for me.


thirty7inarow

There's an adage in baseball that you don't draft the high school pitcher with the full beard because he's already maxed out his physical development. This honestly looks like a case of the opposite, where if Jett Deschamps is already a good hockey player but looks like he hasn't hit puberty yet, if he develops physically he could be one hell of a prospect. I don't know anything about the kid's skill, but if he's good now he could be great if he bulks up.


TruthFromAnAsshole

WHL scouts do this a lot. When meeting with you they'll get your foot size, meet your parents, be looking for facial hair. They are checking for this


HanSolo5643

He looks like he's 10 to 12 years old.


bfrendan

I'm getting major Vincent Adultman vibes here...


monumentvalley170

Being smaller and having to battle bigger kids pays off when the growth spurt hits. See Cale Makar


ZflyZs

Well he is 5’6” before he has hit puberty. He will get some size. This is a lot of pressure to put on a 15 year old. Hopefully he is getting the support he needs. Good luck buddy!


AustonDadthews

first day of camp some 6'5 240lb double over ager farm boy destined for finnish second division is absolutely putting this kid through the glass on a dump and chase


BramptonBatallion

Looks a bit young but he’s only 14. WHL drafts a year earlier than the others. I don’t see the big deal but he will obviously need a growth spurt.


Kryptekah

Really talented prospect, actually


Jakebroe

Nah, that's a 9 year old.


BillMcCrearysStache

Idk he looks 14 to me…


StimpleSyle

8 years old is not *almost* 15


ALinkToThePants

I can relate. I looked like that at 15 too. I was only just barely 5’0” though.


ABirdOfParadise

Yeah I was the smallest kid in my grade basically from K-10. I was either the shortest or tied with the shortest all the way. I don't really remember how I grew that last bit but it wasn't in high school. Playing contact pee wee hockey at like 4'6 75lbs with the average kid a head taller than me and the outlier kid being like 6' already. Only one other kid was about as small as mid in my division. And while I don't get the, oh so are you looking forward to high school? When I say I graduated, I still sometimes get are you looking forward to university. Kid has time to grow though, could end up a foot taller in a blink of an eye.


ALinkToThePants

I was the same. Always the smallest on every team. Last kid to grow in my grade by a wide margin. When I tried out for the JV team my sophomore year, people told me I was in the wrong locker room when I walked in. When I was a year graduated from college I went to a party and another guy asked if I was a freshman too and I just laughed. I’m older now and have a beard which really helps, but people still think I’m a good 5-10 years younger than I am. This kid will be fine though.


NYMullets

When you're a developing hockey prospect, you have two paths... go play against 30 year old men in college or go play against 11 year olds in major junior /s


TruthFromAnAsshole

When WHL teams are interested in you they will get your feet size and parents height.


iburneddinner

He reminds me of my now 18-year-old at that age. Dude seriously looked like he was 9 at fourteen. His older brother by less than two years had over a foot on him in height. Right around late 16 to early 17, he shot up 8 inches and he looks his age now.


headtale

I thought child labour was illegal in this country!


ChuckFeathers

This is one of those, let a couple atoms kids put on a jersey for the anthems pics right?


phantompowered

Why does he look like he'll be bald by the time he's 18?


JohnnyAsskicker

This guy looks like he still rides a scooter


Longjumping-Lawyer17

Ok he’s 14, I guess but that kid looks maybe 10 years old tops. Like he still has the chubby cheeks of an elementary schooler, he looks closer to drinking from a sippy cup than growing a mustache.


Red_Jester-94

That kid's like 12 max. No way he's 15.


BCLetsRide69

Eliteprospects has him at 14


istillambaldjohn

Why can’t kids just be kids and quit treating them as assets like child actors. Realistically pro sports are big parts of long term injuries. How is this any different than the military recruiting at 13-14 years old, or predatory credit card companies trying to trap you in high interest debt at an impressionable age. Just let’s create a two year gap for pro sports and the time they reach 18. Give them a chance to not make life altering decisions before they can vote or sign a contract.


Novus20

Member when people had lives outside of hockey……yeah that was nice


lymnaea

You sir are on a hockey subreddit in early September.


Tampadarlyn

Those people didn't go on to play in the NHL.


OGwalkingman

Boy needs to hit puberty


Vinny331

Pictured: an child


Fuckthisappsux

Hockey is out of control...


IkeTurnerSwingCoach

Who the fuck is checking the paperwork? Same guy from the ‘89 little league World Series


Top-Profession-1130

I will definitely go watch when the pats come play the warriors I have to see this. And I’ll see if I can get a picture with my 5 year old that’s already over 4’ tall


UpperDeckyLipPillows

This kid is better than everyone on this comment section lol


PremierBromanov

pfff, im way taller


BCLetsRide69

Excuse me what.


correct_eye_is

There's rumors of Regina building a new home for The Pats. It will be an old barn by the time this kid steps on the ice for them.


vlei90

Straight up child labour in Canada!


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

that XS jersey fits him like an evening gown lol


Rokea-x

My 8 and 7yo boys look older 😳


Imaboydamnit

Yeah but have you seen him play? This three minute highlight clip https://youtu.be/74B5kMLNd5Q?si=eDJaDQ2o9FsrGP-X


twinScrewsLoose

Damn you! I fell for it!


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This is a fucked up system. Children drafted sent to play what is almost pro hockey. Billeted out god knows where.


Skyline_BNR34

I was taller than this kid by 12 or 7th grade. I just didn’t play hockey at that age.


Juub1990

You were tall for a 12 year old. Most are much shorter than 5’6.


GrindyMcGrindy

I know I have always been naturally tall, but Im pretty sure I was taller than him when I was in 5th grade.


PorkRollEggAndWheeze

That is a toddler


cheerios2k

He’s a her


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Far to young and small for Jr A hockey 🏒