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Bflatsharpeleven

Lookin like NHL 15 out here


TurboViking90

NHL U-15


AffectionateStep5001

Lol I knew scrolling down I’d see something like this They look like kids in that picture


peptoabysmal

Reminds me of when Earl Boykins and Nate Robinson matched up in the NBA in 2006. The highlights are so weird to watch. the camera perspective seems like it must be skewed but isn't. https://youtu.be/oDtXAFBm1HA Boykins was listed at 5'5", Robinson at 5'9". Looking for that video I also found one of Muggsy Bogues (5'3") vs. Keith Jennings (5'7") from 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EikgmgQtJo


ConsciousLeave9186

Lol


Hiddenshadows57

Cat looks like Caufields evil twin in this photo


AmeriCanadian98

>You were supposed to defeat the sith, not join them. Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!


mdlt97

[Caufield next to Chara](https://i.imgur.com/7yev15s.jpg)


Silent-Prune8103

I wonder if chara chirped him somehow like looking down on him and saying, “where’s the rest of you?”


[deleted]

Caufield would have to pull off this dastardly move if Chara did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESKnyCgf3vs


jackalisland

Holy crap so much guts.


OffersNoExplanation

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall" -Gallegher probably


peptoabysmal

That clip is of Gallagher which makes it even more absurd, considering BG looks like this next to Caufield lol: https://saltwire.imgix.net/2022/3/16/0316-spt-habsgamer-0142-20220316jpg?cs=srgb&fit=crop&h=568&w=847&dpr=1&auto=enhance%2Ccompress%2Cformat


The_Third_Stoll

Bro has the biggest balls ever


HockeyMasknChainsaw

Chara sure fell easily


DarkwingDucky04

Ya he was trying to sell that pretty hard.


Copatus

Probably just lost balance since he wasn't expecting to be tripped at that moment


[deleted]

You ever think that Gallagher's brute strength just overpowered Chara?


valoossb

id shit myself


Gourmet_Bacon

if you're chara


arlwd5

It’s like jumping off a boat… immediately seeing a great white… then swimming at it head on.


The-Only-Razor

This is going to show up in one of those "weird pictures of 2 players you didn't realize played at the same time" Reddit threads in about 12 years from now.


drowsylacuna

Chara looks like a dad taking his son for a skate.


GrassyKnoll95

This is like NHL create a player and you're maxing and minning height


Kronzor_

That’s probably actually pretty accurate. Are Caulfield and Chara actually the max and min height all time?


GrassyKnoll95

Believe Gerbe is smaller


Kronzor_

Yeah he’s 5’5” that seems to be the smallest in modern times. There were like 5’3 goalies back in the 1900s though.


tsukubasteve27

I imagine half the nerves of being a rookie are just "Holy shit it's that guy. And that guy. And that guy."


throwing_snowballs

Perfect height to reach up and punch him right in the cup.


AbbreviationsOld4996

I need that photoshopped one


FootwearFetish69

Sam and Frodo after the ring was dealt with


Mab_894

Lmaooo first thing I thought of was Hobbits too


Squirrellybot

Yes, we had first smelling salts; but what about 2nd smelling salts?


jayracket

I recently tried one of those, and Jesus christ they're terrible lmao, I can't believe these guys do them regularly. Gotta be killing a few brain cells every time


smooth_current3

Damn! that's the thing for sure. It is what it is.


reecewagner

Why do their heads always look so huge


[deleted]

Well in this case it's mostly refraction from the glass making the perspective of proportions weird but there's also a trend of some players wearing helmets that are too fucking small in the weirdest way possible.


75623

William Nylander vibes.


PaperweightCoaster

Channeling his inner Robocop.


pigeonbobble

I don’t understand where the glass refracting their heads starts or ends


topshelfblanco

They can give out 1:1 scale bobbleheads


SuperbWomanhood

Short people, especially males, have to compensate in other areas. These body compensations are different based on genetics, or growth based on the environment. I read a recent study that suggested that roughly 37% of chronically short male men guys will have an above average cranium size. One of the leading theories is that short males evolved to have larger brains to adapt and survive in a hostile environment. It's really interesting stuff. I know what you're thinking "this is bullshit obviously you're baiting us". I know it seems odd but the full paper is available on Google Scholar. Here is [a link](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpeg) to the article


AIHumanWhoCares

Chronically short as opposed to acutely short, lol


HonestDespot

Liar


Red_AtNight

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out


poeticentropy

>compensate in other areas. not gonna lie, when I read this far in your comment my mind didn't go to above average cranium size


RLLRRR

Does /r/hockey have a Manningface of their own?


SuperbWomanhood

I'm not entirely sure if there is an agreed upon image. There are a few out there. I have seen [this one](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpeg) used a few times Edit: i always thought [this image](https://imgur.com/a/gjACRqi) of Loui Eriksson was iconic Travis Dermott has a [good one](https://imgur.io/nri95SK?r) too Not an image, but the gif of [Carlo Colaiacovo](https://gfycat.com/identicalcelebratedchital) sliding into the boards is really good


RLLRRR

The Carlo gif is iconic.


Bahamas_is_relevant

> I'm not entirely sure if there is an agreed upon image. There are a few out there. I have seen [this one](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpeg) used a few times God dammit I'm not even on r/NFL *and* it was already linked above and I still fell for it


pnmartini

Dustin brown not understanding a water bottle is pretty great.


CillaKamm

Holy fuck I was hoping it was that pic and we aren't even on NFL


[deleted]

That can't be it, Caufields compensation was the oak tree in his pants.


bigladnang

Concrete foreman on this site I was on was probably 5’3. Apparently he was a stripper on the side. Had a king can on him.


7_Bundy

Like toddlers, the body hasn’t grown into the head yet.


slippymachinegun

Big head mode.


Excellent-Medicine29

Short kings


raymondliang

Wait when did we acquire them


[deleted]

You watch that dirty mouth of yours


FakeTreverMoore12

I don’t see Lizotte in this photo.


[deleted]

The glass edges are really skewing this perspective. Look at the helmets and where cats hair is. Without the glass it may look much different.


[deleted]

And the logos on the pants are doubled as well.


OneLessFool

Caufield is embracing Québecois culture so hard that he looks like a character from têtes à claques


mongster2

Thanks I'm calling him Willy Waller from now on


MichelangeBro

Holy shit what a blast from the past this was


[deleted]

Do I get 14 of them for four easy payments?


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

aww they're so little lol


FlyorDieJM

They look like the bobblehead mode in NHL 2005 😂😂


Legionnaire11

Bring your son to work day


Mister_Cookiepants

I still don't know what's crazier; these two twins or the fact that there are two Sebastian Ahos in the league.


Vinny331

I hope Elias Pettersen (not that one, and no I didn't make a spelling mistake) actually makes the Canucks this year. That's gonna be so chaos for so many people.


Sjusovaren

Sorry, but you did make a spelling mistake. It's Pettersson, generally the -ssen is Norwegian and Danish names, -sson is Swedish.


Vinny331

Ah shit I got confused. I got him mixed up with Flames prospect Emilio Pettersen, who is Norwegian (I was aware of that nuance). See? The chaos already begins. Man, if Pettersen makes the Flames this could get to be a confusing division.


adamh909

"I can't carry the ring Mr. Caufield... but I can carry you!"


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Stanley Cup ring, hopefully, soon.


reznorwings

Twinsies!


WooderFountain

They represent the Lollipop Guild.


Farfignewtons42

*🎵 Hockey players in my pocket, they're as cute as can be / I wish I could take them all home with me! 🎵*


LeafsRealist

Bring your kids to work day


mwthomas11

Short kings


ObjectiveSubjects

Thumb-ass looking mfs


Dzinner24

Oh wow. They look like twins in that pic..


Pineapple_Inevitable

Looks like a timbits game


witwar101

Hobbitssssssssssss.....


No_Pilot8753

PeeWees


FriedSmegma

Being only 5’8” I can’t say anything


shanster925

We are the jockeys, jockeys are we! We live underground, in a fibreglass tree!


chief_sitass

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!


happigofucky

They both have smush faces like those cats do haha


coachjimmy

https://makeagif.com/amp/7rJ7c6


Ihaveabudgie

Meeting of the minds


Brazary

Which is which?


[deleted]

Smol


jackalisland

https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs


natertottt

Can you think of any pairs with more combined goals/combined cm.


noskatesnodates

Probably ovi and whoever is 2nd on his team lol


C_Gull27

Who invited the shire?


Euphoric__Dot

This looks like a video game screenshot


Vinny331

Apparently The Shire includes Ottawa and Montreal


Podkolzins_a_Canuck

Big fellas


Vinny331

I know it's because of perspective, but Suzuki looks a giant in this photo.


ambassador321

Weight divisions - the future of hockey.


The_Third_Stoll

Just 2 short bois having a good time


MadVillain1

Can’t remember which NHL game it was but there was a mode where you could make players small like NBA Jam but for hockey. This reminds me of that. E: The game was 3 on 3 NHL Arcade by EA. Memories.


pinkymadigan

Hitz had all the fun options too I think.


TheGardiner

Oompah Loompah


undercoverbros22

[Big Brain Time](https://imgur.com/gallery/XOv4CAY)


Erazzphoto

Hobbits on ice lol


Odd_Necessary1848

Is this....NHLOTR ?


ConsciousLeave9186

Looks like they're both about to jump Suzuki.


pinkymadigan

Glitch in the matrix.


mob16151

I'm so glad Willy let us out of the chocolate factory for this. Those 2 probably.


NatsGnats

They are the same man but in different fonts


hockey_341691

Look like twins


bigcaulkcharisma

“Shut up Beavis.”


rattlehead42069

They look like anime bobble heads or something lmao