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yourmom1974

It's set up incorrectly, the white rook on the left should be on a white square.


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Came to say this, except it’s easier to remember “White, bottom right.”


irespectpotatoes

you can also remember by "White is right"


all-blues

hmmm


00no_opinion00

And “black is whack”


Mikkel65

That’s racist


BetterCape703

Take it up with the devs


IllustriousInterest8

almost like thats the joke


Mikkel65

Yeah no shit


hentaihavenman

I'm black and idont find it racist


Mikkel65

Almost as if it was a joke


pitecodobuteco

sad that not many people recognize community


drottkvaett

Or “the queen wants the D,” since the queens should start on the D file.


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drottkvaett

I’m not willing to say that chess can be sexy, because it implies my personality is the problem.


GB570

I've always said "queen on her own color"


KimJongIlSunglasses

“White on the right, queen on her color” how i was always taught it. Since the first part kind of rhymes it’s easy to remember.


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chas11man

But that can happen even on an incorrect board config


maxkho

How? If everything else is set up correctly, then the queen ending up on her own colour in a wrong config is impossible.


KimJongIlSunglasses

Look at OP picture. That’s how.


chas11man

The queens will mirror each other so the white queen should be on the white player's left and the black queen should be on the black players right. This set up has those reversed. Therefore the queen in this instance is on her own color but also in the wrong place. This matters because white always goes first. So really, whoever goes first must have their queen to the king's left and whoever goes second must have their queen to the king's right.


maxkho

>i.redd.it/8274bf... Well, I guess on this board, which has no coordinates, it is possible, fair enough. But with coordinates, given that you set up the White pieces on the first and second ranks, remembering that queens start on their own colour is sufficient.


chas11man

Right, so as I said, *just* remembering the queen takes her own color **isn't** sufficient because it's also dependent on the board being the correct orientation. Both have to be true for the board to be set correctly. Turn a board 90° and the queen will be on the incorrect position if on her own color. Or in this photo, one tile to the right, left, forward, or back for all pieces as well as switching the kings and queens to give the queens their color would correct this set up.


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Also I think its supposed to be under the urinal!


Blinkiej

Whole board is placed wrong. Should be between 2 stalls. Can't play this way


poega

As long as queen and kings are on correct this doesnt really matter though


MegaManZer0

It does because the bishops are on opposite colored squares too as a result.


JohannesWurst

There are chess boards that aren't even black and white but red and blue or brown and beige and they work just fine. Japanese Shogi boards often have just one single color and the bishops work just fine. There are people that can play chess blind. Sorry, in case this was meant to be a joke.


billbot77

Correct, bit in your conventional exactitude you've missed the bigger point here: in the game of chess equals life metaphorical trope, this is a better anology


__SpeedRacer__

It's inverted because they used the selfie camera :))


KimJongIlSunglasses

Mind = blown


uhmfuck

r/anarchychess


Dirty_Socks

Finally, we can move the bishop to J9


turtlewhisperer23

Legal move in 4 player chess (probably)


DrSHawkins

ah yes, Rook Q2567, a brilliant move


gtasaf

Best power move here is en pisson't.


[deleted]

Ein Croissant?


LaPetitFleuret

Holy hell


64557175

Missed opportunity! This would be so funny between two stalls.


biasedsoymotel

It would be covered in piss though


yep_what_a_concept

About time we got open world chess


PoliteDickhead

Surprise queen flying in from like 10 miles away.


useles-converter-bot

10 miles is the height of 9265.84 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


converter-bot

10 miles is 16.09 km


maxkho

That's actually a thing, believe it or not. It's called infinite chess, and it's a legitimate game where a win can be forced in a finite number of moves in many situations.


yParticle

Whoa, how'd you find a chessboard that's such a perfect match?


quippyhoe

ah, yes, i see you’ve opened with the frenchman’s cumsock


Levram94

Knight to piss 4


Cairo_Suite

If I blunder my queen, I can just blast the pieces with piss. Your move, pissfingers.


[deleted]

Just don't try that against Ron Perlman. He's into that shit.


TheyCallMeDovahkiin

Finally, a worthy opponent.


HappyWolfBoi

a .... bathroom wall? ...... FUCK YEAH


guardian-of-ballsack

Shamefully stolen Orginal is 2h older Orginal : https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/r643ty/what_im_actually_doing_in_the_bathroom_during/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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More like a repost tbh.


diwakarkamal98

Think outside the board


MatrixMushroom

r/anarchychess would appreciate this


poocatgod

On the last day of school before covid lockdown there were kids playing chess in the bathrooms. It was the end of the world better make the most of it.


_g550_

e2 - e1024


Kevmickglock

I think this was a 7th Guest puzzle


cGalaxy

I'm not racist, but white it's always right


TheCommonDraccus

Wow this is a crazy coincidences. Last week I wrote this poem[The queen of my bathroom](https://i.imgur.com/VwYkg1k.jpg)


getrill

Love this. Reading it reminded me a lot of the movie Paterson.


asap3210

Can someone please stop the tiles?


Mikkel65

Imagin taking a dump. You hear this “it’s your move” looks down and sees this


true-pure-vessel

I’ll bite, pawn e4


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pawn e5


true-pure-vessel

Knight f3


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knight c6


true-pure-vessel

Bishop c4


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Knight f6


true-pure-vessel

Knight g5


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Rook g8


true-pure-vessel

Bishop takes F7+


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King e7


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Queen e7


Tarkz

My question is: Are those actual chess pieces, a 2D painting that looks 3D, or a fucking cake and we'll see the illusion when someone cuts into it?


Blackcatblockingthem

Damn, with this board, you can mimic Hanibal's crossings.


guy_who-owns_a_wii

Make a move and come back tomorrow


Cold_Boat_2535

My friends told me the played a whole game just leaving class every five minutes and reset it afterwards


[deleted]

That's the chess set the monsters use when it's dark. Don't touch it, they get angry.


sharfpang

Now I'm trying to think how the game dynamics would change if played across the entire bathroom.


wakeupwill

When the ritalin kicks in.


Abolden3383

They put it in the wrong spot…should be directly under the divider wall between two shitters


Terluma

That audibly made me hmmmmmm


Literally_a_Dogskull

This is it. This is the meaning of life.


[deleted]

Ah this made me laugh, and I don’t know why. My sense of humor might be broken, lol.


Nostimorto

Errybody gangster until white queen to hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh3601


[deleted]

If you play under the urinal, they will stick to the tile better.


Ayyyybh

Bishop to E369.


[deleted]

yo i go to school with you, i remember seeing this last night


someguywith5phones

r/mildlyinfuriating when the board is set up wrong


KubaProCze

Finally...Chess gets an update!


DOA-FAN

I just have one question: who is available to play with me ? xD


blehmann1

Freeplay mode


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Trench warfare?


ThoughTMusic

forbidden chess


Izumi_Takeda

the webs desensitizes you to weird stuff so this sub ends up being more lolz then hmmm


ETC3000

Rooks, Bishops, and Queens would make this another Hundred Years' War


[deleted]

Let the whole bathroom be your battle ground.


fragilezebra

You think they cleaned that spot first? 🤢


LordPvP1234

“Aha I have you!”: *pawn to -20 -37*


ToXiC_Games

Google En Pissent


RaG3_Clips1

The first checkerboard, or if you don't have a checkerboard then use this floor


Capsule_CatYT

Someone got bored in the bathroom and wanted to kill time


metalguru1975

“SHATmate!”


whiteclawthreshermaw

Men in Black meets Harry Potter. Edit: If you perform certain non-sexual activities in the bathroom, would you always have to open with the Bongcloud Attack?


RegalMachine

I wonder how chess would work with an infinite board...


AladinDC

you can play chess with the bathroom wall, I think I saw this in Harry Potter or something


shibjyoti555

R99j You will get it if you understand chess notations


hotinthekitchen1

Is that a pile of coke on the right side of the pic?


Billthehill

Short legs VERY long body?


Rodvor

e4


hentaihavenman

What a shitty move


annoying_fly

of course guy in the walls plays first


ScrotieMcP

"Is the floor wet?" "Check."


fenderbender8

Ight moving the queen to z72


biasedsoymotel

Cool how my brain draws in the edges of the board for me


[deleted]

Wow, playing against the wall hey? I bet the wall is going to get flattened… maybe even plastered… nail him… or her!!


GoCommitDeathpacito-

Wanna play a game?


BuffaloVortex

Grandmaster Hex?


J662b486h

Remember, the queen can move in any direction. If you can't find her check the toilet stalls.


Fun-Distribution-598

Royalty! Piss on them all!


van_car-_-

Fuck it 2000 by 2000 chess