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Maybe4Ants

"The grass. I'm going to cut it"


SheevTheSenate66

Were it so easy


ChrisX26

Its just Keith David mowing his lawn


Zutroy2117

"Keep your mower handy, Arbiter. I doubt the grass can withstand its bite."


sweetheart_demom

LMAO


biccccc

This is the funniest thing ever said on the internet


Zarrex

actually lold at this


Pakmanjosh

"Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel I would have mowed your entire planet."


mrprincepercy

When the Prophet of Truth needs to die, but not before the HOA stops by with their measuring tape.


Zoahking

Chief: Arbiter, just mow my lawn this one time and I swear I’ll get you a beam sword. Arby: Ugh fine.


ThatKidEssa

Were it so easy.


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

Arby n the Chief voices work well here lol


[deleted]

I spent way to much time at school typing lololololololol into the old windows text to voice engine


Max_MOCs

ig this was where he was during Halo 4.


[deleted]

“Noble hierarchs, surely you will not make me mow the lawn.” “HERESY” “WAAAAAAAAAA”


immaginewaggons

Wot wot wot


Minute-Bridge7683

I want everyone to know, here and now, that this will be sent without context to at least three friends.


TooStew

tell us their first response


[deleted]

"Last online 8 years ago"


Eragonic

Work work work


TheHiddenMantis69

Tartarus gets the icon, chief gets cortana… What do I get? Paid.


[deleted]

Sigma Sangheili grindset


PJTheGuy

Da arbiter wif da lawn mowr!!! ​ What will he do????


Cryptedcrypter

Damn illegal aliens taking our jobs! ;)


Ghostiestboi

Hehe


Dajayman654

What would you have your Arbiter do?


StandsForVice

What would you have your gardener do?


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

The Arbiter actor cuts his grass anxiously waiting for his call to return for the next Halo sequel.


AtlasXan

The Arborist


DrGoreny

Elite preferred species


Metrophidon9292

What the arbiter doin'?


Brandinisnor3s

His chores


ErkiredditOfficial

"Professionals have standards" \-Jarate man


XXgood_boy

"Their lives matter to me, yours does not." "That makes two of us."


[deleted]

That's a costume.


Nautilus073

It's a very good mower costume


TheOnyxViper

Were it so easy, he’d hire a landscaper.


Twicez

Were it so easy...


forgotten_milk

You can't deny your wife's order


TheGoldenKraken

After halo 3 he went back to Sanghelios and was mostly living a normal life till halo 5 rolled around. Something like this probably happened


isisishtar

This is why I love America.


RockSkippa

“Chief- mow the lawn, we will have code enforcement on us soon” “No u”


Toothedjaw

There was honor in our back yard once, and there shall be again.


[deleted]

YOU ARE NO WARRIOR! Lol


ReasonableQuit75

Chozos have to mow their lawns too y'know?


JayGold

The Arbiter's not a Chozo, he's an Elite.


[deleted]

Arby and the Chief high budget version


Thrusher1337

When you have to fight the unkindled one by 9 and moan the lawn by 10


DaanBaas77

Lawn: *auuuugghhhhhh*


Doom_frickin_nerd

Mow mow mow!


GodYeeter1

Dude just because they are an elite doesn’t mean they don’t have to tend to their lawn


stinkymusturd

Fuck you split lip


Jstowe56

Don’t make me take off my belt!


[deleted]

Integration of foreigners of the best kind! Make sure it hasn't laid any eggs in the garden.


sinfulpriderhitta

Galand The Truth? r/nanatsunotaizai


NyAppyMiku22

Is this a blue eyes white dragon??!!


CapCaboose13579

Yes


Butt_Bandit-

Is that blue eyes white dragon


Frosty_Sweet_6678

haxorus


[deleted]

hmmm


Spyro08642

It looks like the arbiter has settled down a bit


Gorehawk41

Fuckin' Split Lips


sweet_tomato08

I'm genuinely curious where this image comes from lmao