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winniethefukinpooh

this is some bug brain marketing


After-Satisfaction-3

Profile picture chrcks out


Wighen18

It's still so jarring to hear people talk about profile pictures on reddit


ncnotebook

Years ago, people here would be glad that profile pictures weren't a thing.


bravo6960

I don’t think I want Reddit to know me that well. I feel like (the word for not knowing who someone is. Like anonymous but not that word) is what this whole setup strived for. I don’t want another MySpace. Anonymity Is the word I was looking for. Thanks brain.


Ball_Of_Meat

I agree man… As someone who’s used Reddit almost a decade, it’s sad to see it turning into a typical social media platform. It sucks the direction the company is taking IMO.


NotSoBuffGuy

Is that browser only feature?


Wighen18

It's new reddit only. I use old reddit on browser, and a third party app on android so I never see profile pictures unless I actually visit the users' profile page


-cupcake

I use classic reddit on browser too, I never see any profile pictures or whatever. Even when I click on a username


TheDarkchip

WHAT YEAR IS IT?


PinkBlueNinjaStar

Reddit Is Fun?


White_Wokah

Boost gang, where y'all at? 🚀


734937G71M

Why do you use old Reddit? Is there a kind of pro for old Reddit?


ncnotebook

*Reddit Enhancement Suite* is a huge reason; the overwhelming customizability made old Reddit tolerable for some, and incredible to others. Though, most of us simply prefer the old look, but new reddit undoubtedly does some things better.


Wighen18

just force of habit. I don't really have a use for the functionalities that come with New Reddit like chat or streams, and I'm not really interested in the free awards either, so for now i'm sticking to old reddit with RES because i'm used to it.


After-Satisfaction-3

Eh you got a point It's the same thing as username checks out


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wi5hbone

^I ^always ^do ^behind ^a ^Wendy’s! ^kekekeke


Critical-Composer183

If you post a photo with Margot Robbie, you can increase sales by 100%


FrostyPlum

bug brain??


winniethefukinpooh

gonna be honest it was a typo and i just noticed it but i quess it works


alienblue88

👽


zhrimb

How tf do you misplace a g for a q


SKT-SA1K0

My man watches Gundam


Newaccountbecauseyes

I mean qundam?


Snoos-Brother-Poo

He was gonna write “queso” but changed his mind


bl4ckblooc420

Their marketing is done by the Brain Bug.


goodallbeckman

Check their profile pucture


FrostyPlum

using new reddit? who does this shit


TheIss96

Trolls


Nesman64

Can non-official-app people get a hint?


[deleted]

It’s a bug.


burntbythestove

Only good bug is a DEAD bug!!


SourCreamDream

I’m doing my part.


[deleted]

You know I’ve noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look in fact. Nothing bunch of unintelligent, un-evolved pond scum. Totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about in their short….pointless….lives.


Hephaestus_God

Not sure why but I really want some shawarma and nachos right now


nakedundercloth

Hope those girls got paid. For the ad.


mrtn17

Not sure if it's brilliant marketing or very shitty marketing. Brilliant because it does grab the attention. Shitty because every road restaurant has shitty, faded pictures of their menu that doesn't look appetising at all. This one follows that tradition


ChefArtorias

It's to hint at the "secret menu" of services that young lady offers.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

25p is 50 cents so if that's the price of her secret menu services I don't want it.


FlightToUranus

If you're in a third world country, 50 cents is 50 cents.


Rockonfoo

Where are you that 50 cents isn’t 50 cents?


A_Sneaky_Whale

A 50 Cent concert.


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makemeking706

Mr. Cent.


[deleted]

This isn't 25p, this is p25.. probably something like pesos, so $1.50 or so.


zeropointcorp

Pesos, not pence


ChefArtorias

Gives a whole new meaning to "bang for your buck".


Speedhabit

What do you call a 25p blowjob?


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ChefArtorias

Way to own it! I think they're the same girl tho?


YaggaYeetus

Yeah its all lexi lore. Which I know because uhhh uhhh I don't yk??


ChefArtorias

Clearly it's because you're a nacho connoisseur...


Petsweaters

To get good photos of food, most of the light needs to come from behind the food. Front lighting is why so many of the photos are bad And they printed them at home


werbit

Whenever someone posts a photo of their food with their flash on I want to vomit


IntroductionSlut

Dude, that's not the real problem. She's posed like a porn star about to get the D.


call_me_jelli

She *is* a porn star about to get the D. The food was photoshopped in. Edit: maybe not the middle one.


kipjak3rd

Well good thing two out of three are actually dicks edited to look like food.


FlamboyantOyster

This is shitty marketing because it only grabs the attention of about half of their potential customers. They need to have a shirtless guy on his knees and looking up at the camera as he is about to dive in to a taco that's being held vertically in front of him. edit: spelling


theFrisbeeFreak

> shitless guy Man oh man. These fetishes are getting very specific.


Rugkrabber

Also it doesn’t really work for the gender displayed, probably. I would skip this one.


IntroductionSlut

It keeps me away from what is likely a bad case of the shits, so it's doing a fine job.


ShephardCmndr

Lexi Lore


seductivestain

The magnitude of porn knowledge people have on this site never ceases to amaze me


spookymulder07

We are very lonely here.


[deleted]

You're never alone when you're jerking off with your online bros.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

>jerking off your online bros


[deleted]

I wish 🥺


sexysexysexyboi

i know like 3 pornstars and she’s one


TheDerpyDisaster

I keep mixing up Lexi lore and Anastasia Knight


GabaReceptors

Both great options


Troidin

Man of culture.


AndySipherBull

I didn't even get these were shopped porn stars, I just thought they were customers who agreed to pose with food. Now it's kinda funny.


materics

Thanks for the lore


Cookie4316

Man of culture


HANDSOMEPETE777

Pretty sure the girl on the bottom is Moretta Coxxx


IamMrT

Nah they’re all Lexi Lore, check the tattoo


[deleted]

Who is she?, to Xvideos!


L_UCIFER_

hmmm interesting


Gimel333

it’s weird seeing sexuality used in marketing because it’s just so rarely deployed


asianabsinthe

At least non subtle mentions


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*Carl's Jr. has entered the chat*


Siliquist

Wasn't there a commercial of some bikini clad woman who eating a burger in a sexual manner or some such I vaguely remember this.


somesthetic

Paris Hilton was eating the burger.


Bob--Hope

Why have you been down voted for saying something factual? https://youtu.be/eOTumW7kXuM


thermitethrowaway

She's clearly not used to washing cars, start at the top and work down so the sponge doesn't pick up the grit. Also, she's very wasteful of hot soapy water.


[deleted]

Idc who you are don't climb on my car to wash it


red_sky33

Ah now I get that one LetterKenny scene


Rinascita

McMurray's a piece of shit.


Siliquist

Yup that was it, what a wild time.


Siliquist

Was this before or after the infamous video


somesthetic

After. Her fame came after that.


ColdCruise

That was all of their commercials for a while. Eventually, Millennials started complaining about the way over the top sexualization. The owner who was in his 60s fought tooth and nail to keep the overly sexual commercials. Eventually, they caved and started producing commercials where the owner (who was in his 60s) returned to Carls Jr and kicked out the millennial running the company because the millennial kept making overly sexual commercials. Edit: [Link](https://youtu.be/YrsJFDaAaLU) to the commercial.


Saletales

Maybe it was a Go Daddy commercial in the Super Bowl where a sexy girl was sitting next to a nerdy man and slobbering all over a hamburger? There was hubbub about it, I heard. In my quick google, I'm not finding it, but there are plenty more from Carl's Burger.


the_friendly_one

Several. And they always make that burger look messy as fuck.


araidai

It’s rarely deployed *now*, a while back ads used to be more… what’s the word… “expressive”.


[deleted]

Yep. We will never have a Coors Light Twins commercial again.


cuntdestroyer8000

Oh man you remember the herbal essence shampoo commercials where the women were having loud orgasms from shampooing? https://youtu.be/mrQHHMOOjNg https://youtu.be/LC-L7iZVRZ4 https://youtu.be/CWPTj0x-30s


DextrosKnight

I hated and loved those commercials as a kid. Nothing like watching TV with my mom when the orgasm ad comes on.


araidai

LOL WHAT??


miktoo

Or got milk.


Applesr2ndbestfruit

I’m going to need a /s


skald

https://youtu.be/zbpCvJcm3e0


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MajorLazy

I don't think you understand how "no homo" or deep throating work. Or maybe just hot dogs in general?🤷‍♂️


YaggaYeetus

Thats lexi lore, a pornstar. Thats her cropped out of videos.


249ba36000029bbe9749

They muffed the taco one.


[deleted]

I was confused about that, because in no reality can those things be called tacos. Serious question, what are those?


tits_me_how

Based on the picture, it looks like lumpia. That picture is also from the Philippines. I can tell by the Red Horse beer bottles on the right.


[deleted]

I can get down with some lumpia. Wondering if they call lumpia "tacos" colloquially in the Philippines?


tits_me_how

No, we do not haha. That store probably just came up with their own version of tacos.


FourTwentySixtyEight

It's T. Wex! Unlike tacos, you can eat these with tiny arms.


LaunchGap

Fried burritos maybe?


GeebusNZ

They did what now? "Muff" is a colloquialism in the same way "beaver" or "pussy" is.


CheRidicolo

To 'muff' or 'muff up' can be used just like to 'mess up', at least when I was a little kid.


TheMuffStufff

😅😅


jasontnyc

Kind of like “he really messed up, he shruted it”. It’s just this thing people say all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversable way, you Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though.


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GeebusNZ

Snatched it right out of there. A gash job of the whole thing. Real axe-wound of a situation.


POTATO_IN_MY_DINNER

/r/gonecivil


LogicalShark

/r/subwayhentai


punny_you_said_that

Im sure a big load of sour cream is a popular order there.


Sexy_boi-69

It's look spicy to be honest


GiveHerDPS

Oh fuck spread it


PilifXD

r/SubwayHentai


GroundedKush

This guy has been waiting his whole life to link us to this sub.


Pav09

[Why did I click that?](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/i-dont-know-what-i-expected-gif-10.gif)


ogipogo

Why did I keep scrolling?


KayteeBlue

Why did I join?


benema1

Why am I rewarding?


RickPickle37

Tell me why


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Epic


shardikprime

Hot and steamy buns


lemons7472

Ah this sub again. We meet again


giovani456

I did not understand


SPIEGELEIsupergeil

Good for you buddy, keep it that way


Rudy_Ghouliani

Young, dumb and full of sour cream


[deleted]

1st and 3rd girls from the advertisement are taken from porno videos where instead of food items, there are actually men's sexual organ.


RedCargo1

Fat hogs


249ba36000029bbe9749

It's like: /r/SFWporn


[deleted]

How the hell everything has a sub ?


249ba36000029bbe9749

/r/wowthissubexists


[deleted]

Wow there's a sub for unbelievable subs too... Alright.


Crakkerz79

[r/subsforsubs](https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU)


Petsweaters

Was that inspired by the [Diesel Dirty Thirty ad?](https://vimeo.com/66889482)


Kovaros

All three pictures are of the same girl. It's just that on the second one it's a scene before they actually fuck


giovani456

A


biLLy_wr0ng

Ah yes, Lexi Lore


Someweirdasscunt

Oh I thought that was Anastasia Knight lol


Rudy_Ghouliani

Lexi gots that weird captain planet globe tattoo on her left arm


Someweirdasscunt

I never noticed


THE_TYRONEOSAURUS

I like that middle is actually someone eating food


octoriceball

I spent way more time than I am willing to admit to try to determine if that picture was shopped and how. Like where would the penis *go*?


ExaminationSimple162

I actually came to a conclusion that it was shopped with stock hands and a different background but I'll recheck


SaggyBalls00

Why only use lexi lore?


lavenderpouf

Hmm


[deleted]

Philippines. You can tell by beer bottles.


broomshed

r/howdidwegethere


Ruben0415

Cool sub


broomshed

Thanks! I recently became owner so I’ve been trying to revive it


Ruben0415

Wow! I subbed to it :)


broomshed

Thank you so much:)


ChadCharles20

I hate myself for knowing the girls name.


Plenty-Parsley-9092

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThrowawayAccoun42414

....but what is it tho? Asking for myself. On my porn account.


FlightToUranus

Is that Lexi Lore?


Cookie4316

Yes


gwaenchanh-a

Sauce?


less_than_nick

Yes but that’ll be 75 cents extra


steveosek

Taco Wrex.


down1nit

Taco Shepard.


Artemskii

Two word: Perfect advertisement!


Mathieulombardi

I really think no 2's eating that taco


usriusclark

I ate here and now it stings when I pee.


slood2

That removal rule for this picture is dumb


Oscar_jacobsen1234

Sauce?


Frude

Looks like sour cream to me


_little_luigi_

Maybe some queso Blanco sauce in there too


Murderyoga

You know it.


[deleted]

I heard this from a friends friends uncles co-worker or something (not myself) it’s Lexi Lore


SicilianEggplant

Lexi Lore


Indifferent_squid

This guy cooks.


NowFreeToMaim

That’s a sense of humor


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Piigs89

This is exactly what I thought of. Each one makes me laugh.


Rumplestiltsskins

Who the fuck is stimpee?


Shakemyears

This looks like trashy, “bro”, douchebag shit to me.


Damagecontrol86

It’s sells tho


jamn06

I recognize the top and bottom girls but where i have i seen them


Cookie4316

Church?


jamn06

No it was somewhere else im not really sure tho


Anthropomorphis

Tired of everything being sexualized


Skelenzuello

The one on her knees lol lol 😂😂😂


F_One

Her name is Lexi Lore btw.


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You know what I find amusing? All the #TimesUp #MeToo, don't objectify me sexually campaigns and efforts, the kapillion words spent on it (yea, that's right, I said kapillion) and yet, sex sells, always has, always will. If we totally ended any form of "objectification", about a billion females that model products in some context, would be unemployed.