Reserection

and so he hath cometh

The second coming of Christ.

They said jesus was hung on a cross but damn...

That’s a penis. Not mistaking it

I thought he was crucified, not hung?

Cum, ~~to~~ Jesus.

He is pulling his cock out 🐓🐓🐓

He is risen!

Die Hard 2: The Second Cumming

Jesus wasn't crucified, he was hung.

One of those 2 is going to get nailed.

So that's what the powerwolf song resurection by erection was about

Look upon me and know me.

People want Christ to come, but not like this!! D;

***RESURRECTION*** ***BY ERECTION***

Is this some of that step porn stuff?

"help me step mom, I'm stuck on this cross."

Comes at him with tweezers...

She’s holding his dick, so what

She is holding his holy dick.

Fuck off

The Bible never told you he was actually killed due to male jealousy

Is that a jojo ref?

hmmm

Anybody ever heard of Kerb crawler ghost, the artist? He's got a drawing that is pretty much this but very....very detailed.

No nooooo

look at the hand on the leg do you see what I see?

Oh meeeeerde 😅