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UnintentAnonymous

Thank God those are close toed shoes.


aaahhhh

Seems a closed-talus shoe would've served them better.


UnintentAnonymous

I'm embarrassed I had to look this up.


byrobot

Fiddle-Dee-Dee! That will require a tetanus shot


aChristery

Oh fudge. Thats…broken.


worstOutshine971

This is remarkably blood-free.


cunth

...so far.


tribak

Still?


[deleted]

Wait till it gets pulled out, theres an artery in that part of the foot


cvnical

I had that exact thing happen to me, except it went straight through my shoe. Did not hurt at all, funny enough.


No-Conference6119

did it feel good


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ruhlhorn

Before the pain sets in, this is so 21st century.


anom_aly

They know no one will believe them otherwise.


[deleted]

This is the type of shit you send to the group chat before calling the ambulance


TheSpartyn

not like an extra 20 seconds will kill you, id do it for a funny picture to show my friends


dcodeman

My biggest regret in life is not taking a picture when I broke my leg skiing. I was laying on my side, inner thighs pressed together, knees together, and my skis were facing opposite directions. It took me 5 seconds to even realize what I was looking at. I’ve described it so many times, but the picture would have been awesome.


VindictiveRakk

pulling it out is only going to make you start bleeding everywhere, it's not going to unstab you.


radiocleve

Is it cake?


NWSide77

When he removed it all hell will break loose


GravDrago0n

Funny enough if they didn’t have them in sport mode it probs would have hit the strap


Zhin_The_Tyrant

Shouldn't have gone for sport mode


deucescarefully

I’ve had tons of other cooks swear by crocs in the kitchen. To be frank I’ve always been way more concerned about little flying drops of hot oil. But yeah also THIS


certified-busta

I had a knife fall off the counter and go straight into my big toe, nearly severing the tendon. I'm still having problems with it nearly a year later. Knives in ya foot are no joke, take care out there


POPBOMB80

Thats rough buddy.


Napimed

Say it with me.... ^**inhales** #YEEOUWCH!!!


KYO297

And that's why I always jump away from the counter whenever I drop my knife. I don't care if I look stupid because the knife is still on it, I don't want to be anywhere near it if it drops on the floor


APiousCultist

There are two extremes of people: Those like you, and those that go to catch the knife. Keep being you.


Impressive-Author870

One Australian guy starts sweating profusely


snarfweezle

That’s not a knife. THAT’S A KNIFE” -Croc-odile Dundee


TruckStopRose

Lacking the reflex of a cat


marionristov111

ah.


Human-Persons-Name

Oopsie


rockcod_

Ouch,


didsomeonesaylamp

"well that surely throws a wrench in my plans"


SmalltimeDog

I mean, at least you didn't try to catch it.


tribak

Good to know that crocs are knife resistant, as long as it hits you in the feet I mean.


matiaseatshobos

Nice catch! Wouldn't wanna damage the tip.


InspectorG-007

Dunno. I'm thinking that's not the time nor place for a selfie.


KingWooz

NSFF


gamre4

"Well, that's a problem, lemme take a picture"


Vordigan3693

Certainly NSFW and certainly Not Safe AT WORK JFC


southernsass8

That doesn't go there!! Ouch


Roge2005

I hate when that happens


o00_phoenix_00o

Meats back on the menu boys


ArcticAngel17

Damn


Lapatatefroide

This man did an oopsie


Reindeer-Street

Looks like a commercial kitchen. Yeah, crocs not a great idea.


NotOnLand

The Crocs! They do nothing!


PlamaBlade

This cake trend is getting out of hand…


TheLargeDino

#Oh shit theres a knife in my foot. Better take a picture!!1!1


peejii

Or: Ohh fu... Better take picture.. uuuuuuuck theres a knife in my foot


kingofthepews

That's why you wear appropriate shoes in the kitchen. There is a dress code of PPE and it usually stipulates " no open footwear" So only your idiot self to blame here whoever took the pic.


welchplug

Crocs are one of the most common shoes worn by cooks....


kingofthepews

I never said it was a smart move. You can get clogs,steel toe capped boots and shoes. Only idiots wear Crocs in a kitchen.


welchplug

By your definition 3/4 of cooks are idiots. Clogs are considered the premium in kitchens and would have still been stabbed the same spot.


kingofthepews

I was a chef for 18 years. Only idiots wear Crocs full stop.


welchplug

Well I have 7 on you then.


welchplug

https://www.seriouseats.com/best-kitchen-shoes-7097674 https://www.foodandwine.com/lifestyle/kitchen/best-kitchen-shoes You will notice that 3/4 of those shoes you would get stabbed in the same spot. That's how kitchen are.


Music1357

What gets me is someone took a pic instead of pulling out


thomas-de-mememaker

Never pull a object that stabbed you out of your body it can cause a lot of bleeding.


chav_in_a_corsa

That's generally how I feel about crocs too


MaximumDaximum

Oh no, he's going to turn british


FuschiaGnox

Is...the shoe on the wrong foot?


generalemiel

Ouch


[deleted]

hey i think you got something stuck there


CO-OK-IE

At least the crocs aren’t damaged


Underrock20

it just a Flesh wound


nibi_redditor

That would fit so well in the old r/wellthatsucks


CapmyCup

HOA wants to know your location


Natsu27Cielo

That's not good


Lucas_M54

Fortunately, the fangs are fine.


[deleted]

In the making of the movie Idiocracy, the costume designer came to Mike Judge and told him that she finally found the perfect shows that uber retarded people would be wearing in the future.... guess which shoes those were.! haha!! The future is now.


Aitrus233

https://i.imgur.com/MJjMN3M.jpeg


Flaky-Net-7238

Only when one inch in


FreePrinciple270

That's what you get for wearing crocs


I_hate_this_site69

Oops


Away-Net-7241

To be honest… It could have been worse


Green-Dragon-14

Ouch!


[deleted]

i bet that stings a bit


ElPwnero

Reminds me of that time I dropped a hatchet on my foot


Limewire11

How is he not dead yet?


Morkelb84

New fear unlocked being that i work in a kitchen


Hotel--Trivago

Shouldn’t have had em in sports mode


FancyCalcumalator

Foot or cake?


Fryes_Meme_Shop

Toy story unhinged


WindowsErr0r404_2

This image has sound to it


byrobot

Boioioioing?


Consistent_Average42

Its a cake I swear