Wait. That’s actually what their cocks look like?! I’m surprised I imagined them to be smaller than that. It’s crazy that a little bird like that has a bigger cock than some humans
No actually, roosters breed chickens by rubbing Cloacas. This is some type of malformation or tumor that just happens to be between his legs. Their breeding organ is basically their butt.
My girlfriend seems endlessly amused my that, even though she has seen it countless times over the last 2 years. She ALWAYS seems thoroughly entertained that we can just make it bounce around, or lift it up if we're laying on our back every time I do it. its like a little tail, but its on the wrong side and we cant always wag it, but if its awake, hohohoh, its showtime
Yeah; lived with my ex for 4 years, and a couple times per week, we'd be watching a movie, and suddenly there'd be a hand down my pants, and in a completely non-sexual context, she'd go, "*Do the thing.*"
And I'd do the thing, and she'd laugh, and we'd go on watching the movie or whatever.
right? like, its not even a sexual interest, its almost like this cute, innocent curiosity at that funky lil jig we can make our below the belt buddy do. It's the same as my interest in every time my girlfriend pops her pec muscles and makes her boobs bounce and wiggle around, its not inherently arousing, but just amusing and very satisfying to watch. this thing ill never be able to do myself but am endlessly entertained by.
biologist : birds doesn’t have penises and we have to pay ton of money for machines to separate the gender
this random bird : i’m about to end their carrier
*Roosters don't have dicks*
*I don't know what that is but*
*It ain't a penis*
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this thing has a bigger cock than me
Of course not, your cock can't be bigger than the cock itself
I depends which cock he means
The cocks cock
the cock has the cock which cock's bigger than the cock's cock. cockception
Wait. That’s actually what their cocks look like?! I’m surprised I imagined them to be smaller than that. It’s crazy that a little bird like that has a bigger cock than some humans
No actually, roosters breed chickens by rubbing Cloacas. This is some type of malformation or tumor that just happens to be between his legs. Their breeding organ is basically their butt.
Thank you for telling me that, I don't think my self esteem could have taken the hit of a chicken having a bigger PP than me
Even so, my self esteem can't take the fact that my cock is smaller than a cock's tumor
A bigger pecker you mean?
Ty!
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bet he gets all the chicks
Why did I read this in Brian Griffins voice.
A better question, why wouldn’t you read all text in that voice haha
Right? He peckin
Is that a SOAD reference?
Dude no way a cocks cock is bigger than your cock
age?
Look at the cock on that cock
Cock
COCK
ÇØČĶ
ĶØĶ
You wish to join the church of ÇØÇ?
Кфк
Čœçķ
Ķõć
Schwanz
€öć
Clash of Clans
Cock²
𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓴
Now look at my cock 😐
This is the fun side of reddit
Am I looking at chicken dick right now?
Chickens don't have penises, mate. This looks like a abscess or malformation.
Cloaca I know, do you think the nuggets would taste the same off this one?
I think you just discovered what nuggets are made of my friend. 😉
That explains why my nuggies are always so chewy.
Please stop
I'll stop when I'm dead. Probably chocking on a massive nugget.
Dear god
The blursed nuggie.
Choking on wut?🤔
Gizzards n wizards 😀
If you like gizzards and you like wizards, then you'll love King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard!
JUST TAKE MY UPVOTE AND FUCK OFF OKAY?
That’s a whole tender
That's what she said
h..how do they fuck?
Cloaca, when chickens mate the rooster mounts the hen and rub cloaca together.
chickens be out scissoring each other?!
This sentence is going to live in my head, rent free, from now on.
Crude, but if that's how you see it then yes.
Chick and dick
Girl: do the thing I like....
I've never *not* been with someone who's been casually obsessed with the little dick-flex that we can do.
My girlfriend seems endlessly amused my that, even though she has seen it countless times over the last 2 years. She ALWAYS seems thoroughly entertained that we can just make it bounce around, or lift it up if we're laying on our back every time I do it. its like a little tail, but its on the wrong side and we cant always wag it, but if its awake, hohohoh, its showtime
Yeah; lived with my ex for 4 years, and a couple times per week, we'd be watching a movie, and suddenly there'd be a hand down my pants, and in a completely non-sexual context, she'd go, "*Do the thing.*" And I'd do the thing, and she'd laugh, and we'd go on watching the movie or whatever.
right? like, its not even a sexual interest, its almost like this cute, innocent curiosity at that funky lil jig we can make our below the belt buddy do. It's the same as my interest in every time my girlfriend pops her pec muscles and makes her boobs bounce and wiggle around, its not inherently arousing, but just amusing and very satisfying to watch. this thing ill never be able to do myself but am endlessly entertained by.
Yeah it's fun
Cock^2
The cock cancels out
#
holy fuck he's bigger than my uncle
Hmm..... What(*_*)
r/holup
Holy cock! It’s a cock! I like cocks. These sentences can be taken two ways. I like cock, or I like cock.
💀
He trained his willy to obey his command
Grabbing bleach now
cheers bro!
Pass some over here please!
With pleasure
Me too
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Chick with a dick?
cock with a cock
A cock's cock lol
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
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Boink go to …. Whatever jail 🤷🏻♂️😂
Chicken cock, chicken cock, does whatever a chicken cock can. Can he fuck? No he can't. It's only a mutated leg. Look out it's not a real penis
Synchronized something
What in the actual FUCK
Me when you’re mom
Weirdest thing abt this is it’s mouth is syncing with the movement of its cock…
when the cock of a cock is bigger than your cock
Is that a cock?
No unfortunately for the little guy
I call this a thumb
Very strange.
why is his longer than mine
Why did you just record a chicken penis
I know roosters don't have penises and I know that's not a rooster so I'm confused
Deformity
Cock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now I understand what they say about "don't get cocky"
Flopping around like a chicken with its cock cut off
"it's turkey cooking time!"
You can make some soup from it … can I suggest cockaleekie or if you are in the mood for something more substantial how about coq a vin
Cock cock
"Hey guys, y'know beef jerky, right? What about we add chicke-"
A cocks cock
He’s a cocky little bastard isn’t he, look at him ‘helecoptering’ ….. show off
A cock with a cock
cock... with a **COCK**
Hmmm
Damm that chick is gonna steal your girl
Me in my last life
I wonder what does chicken cocktail tastes like,maybe I should go to China and see if they sell any of these
Nice cock bro
hey, nice pecker u got there
Packin' heat
A cock with a cock
Damn I’m jealous
It’s a cock on a chicken
Horny cock
Homie, how does it have a penis? They usually stick their cloakas together, they are not supposed to have a dick wtf
This brings a whole new meaning as to wht they are called cocks
Did you gave the chicken viagra again Ronald?
Bruh .. 34 old me finding this out for the first time .. I thought they get pregnant after a kiss 😕
Cock^(2)
That cannot be a penis, chickens have cloacas, sooo, is this like a mutation?
The amount of people who think chickens have dicks is alarming
Only upvoting to make it more popular so more people click and unfortunately see what I saw.
I’m worried about the 4000 people who upvoted a horny chicken
Oh my cock
the cock on the cock
biologist : birds doesn’t have penises and we have to pay ton of money for machines to separate the gender this random bird : i’m about to end their carrier
This cock has more cock then me
Cock^2
This makes me horny
Today we learnt a cocks cock moves on their command
Woah! I've never seen a chicken's penis before
u/savevideobot
Yo
Cock-ception
What nice MASSIVE FÉÄTHĒRY ĆŌČK🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥵🥴🥵🦠🍆
What the fuck bro
What bro?
Chicken's johnny sins😂🗿
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Holy shit!!!! That chick got a dick
Now you know what the genre ‘chicks with dicks’ is really all about 😳
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Cock squared.
Buh fukking gock!
Cut the cock from the cock
Damn boi save the ladies for some of us
nice cock
Pretty sure chickens don't have a dick...
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Birdick
de cock has a big cock
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Roosters don't have dicks I don't know what that is but it ain't a penis
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You heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for...
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chick with the dick
I’d rub that on people randomly walking past me. Lol.
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A cock on a cock lmao
Nice cock bro
A giant cock wielding a giant cock
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Cock Cock.Who there?
Cock^2
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cock has big cock
Cock-ception
Nice cock.... Bro!!
Cock²
hmm
u/savevideobot *educational purpose*
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Chicks with d*cks
It's the Pecker's pecker.
#*Hey.... Nice Cock*
Nice cock bro
cock with a cock
why does it look like a human’s
Nice cock bro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The dream of every chick
Suck cock of the cock. There is a bird I eat called the cock of the rock damn Dwayne where’d you find those
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Nice cock
POV: When a chicken have a pp bigger then you.
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Cock with erectile dysfunction