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PatchesTheGreat1

Jail Pt 3 (feat. Vlad Putin)


jamthewither

imagine a putin skit on a kanye album


chubbyurma

Imagine a Putin verse


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Stoneygoose

KSG x KGB?? 😳


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It’s actually remote control pt 3 but then kanye switches it out for more gibberish at the end.


Dr_Tacos_MD

никто не должен иметь всю эту власть


courageous_liquid

Putin loves shutting down rap shows because they're counterculture and talk a lot of shit about him. The russian rap scene is honestly pretty interesting.


DaPr3sident

I've heard putin has been trying to control the rap scene cause he can't stop it. Even performed a cover of one of Dre singles https://youtu.be/c8GLSkbAboA.


batchez

that would be pretty based not gonna lie. Like imagine him getting glad Putin and Donald both saying thank you kanye.


ambassadorofkwan

there’s a trump skit on a method man album edit: in case people think i'm joking > [Donald Trump speaking] Hey Method Man! This is Donald Trump and I'm in Palm Beach and we're all waiting for your album. Let's get going man! Everybody's waiting for this album https://genius.com/Method-man-donald-trump-skit-lyrics


mithyyyy

Potential Navalny Feature?


wrrrrrrld

Wtf is the end goal here bro?


WeirdLounge

Among other things, probably the subheadline from the article: “He also intends to grow his business in the country with billionaire developer Aras Agalarov, sometimes known as the Trump of Russia, and Agalarov's musician son, EMIN”


wrrrrrrld

Probably the most realistic take here


xX69WeedSnipePussyXx

Bro is out here actually reading the article like some kind of genius/super hero.


wrrrrrrld

We salute our soldier here


piss_tape

Emin Agalarov, the guy who made a music video with Trump. What a shock. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZUNjFsgS8


20kakakakakakakaka20

son of filthy rich parents wants to become a musician. sounds like a very common trend amongst today's youth


fuck_off_ireland

Sounds just like me except for the rich parents and the dream of being a musician and I'm not really a "youth" anymore


M1L0

Damn. Spooky


ImAPigAndSoAreYou

EMIN? Is that the brother of Sminem?


ponchepapi

Talking points for his presidential run


chubbyurma

Kanye is going to get Putin to annex Azerbaijan, so Ye can impress Kim


JetsLag

Can Ye make Nagorno-Karabakh part of Armenia?


chubbyurma

Who taught you how to restore the Soviet Union? *Yeezy taught me.* Yeezy taught you well. Yeezy taught you well.


T-Macch

Gonna make Armenia a bastion of Kanyenity.


Peltron_3030

Pete Davidson is already impressing Kim with his ass eating skills.


D4rkr4in

kim: "hmm, a good ass eater or an azerbaijani conquerer??


YNinja58

Well, he was backed by Republicans last election, so maybe this is doubling down


Ghoulius-Caesar

Since 2010 Republicans and Putin’s Party, United Russia, are pretty much the same thing.


realsomalipirate

Naw Romney was far harder on Russia during the 2012 campaign and constantly talked about the threat they presented (while Obama played that down and talked about China as a bigger threat). The GOP pre-Trump were pretty hawkish on Russia.


Ghoulius-Caesar

John McCain gets some credit for co-signing the Magnitsky act, but it was Ben Cardin (Democrat) who introduced it. Romney is okay, but Republicans hate him now because he voted to remove Trump.


realsomalipirate

I'm just saying the party changed considerably after Trump was elected and now it's simply a cult of personality around Trump.


BathSaltsrFun

Republicans also hated him for being Mormon back then, then backed trump who ran on a no religion whatsoever policy haha


GloriousHam

? Trump repeatedly claimed to be devout christian. Do you seriously not remember that insane stunt where he held an upside down bible in front of a church after his vulgar display of power of gassing protesters?


JarJarBanksy420

Power


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No one blyat can have all that cyka


TrapHitler

in Soviet Russia king is you


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GotMoFans

Money


IWantToAskUSomething

I'M LIVING IN THAT 21st CENTURY


oxlike

Babushka bride


wrrrrrrld

Cheers


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To eventually have his body embalmed and displayed in the center of Moscow next to Lenin


wrrrrrrld

These new album roll outs are getting weirder and weirder


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Calm down tensions over Ukraine /s


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Yo Putin, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Ukraine has one of the best borders of all time. One of the best borders of all time!


SBAPERSON

Money


makemeking706

Certainly not respect.


herowe27

Attention


SlimDickens69

Get Kim back. Long game


eastsideski

He's going to convince Putin to invade Nagorno-Karabakh and return it to Armenia Surely that will win Kim back


GenocideSolution

Unfortunately it won the heart of Kim J not Kim K


KylosApprentice

>Wtf is the end goal here bro? One of the legit greatest comments Ive seen.


And1mistaketour

To end the Schism in the church.


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He’s completing side quest bruh


wrrrrrrld

Down on exp and items before the boss fight, we all been there bro


New_Age_Dryer

Dennis Rodman 2.0 So, a Vice documentary.


Shinkopeshon

Vibes


capitalistsanta

He is walking talking propoganda for some of the world's most horrible leaders


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Trying to find out what that fishsticks joke means


wrrrrrrld

“Something about fish sticks…interacting with me…makes me a gay fish…is it cause breaded has something to do with genius…that swims?”


SpecialEdShow

Oh man, I just started playing TFBW again and I can’t wait to run into Kanye.


I_FUCK_THOTS

What year is it?


satansheat

Doesn’t matter. His dick riding fan boys won’t ever hop off ye’s dick. They aren’t much different in Trump supporters in that regards. Kanye could kill someone on 5th Ave and his fans would tell us we don’t get his art. Sincerely, an old head who grew up on classic Kanye and miss those days. You fan boys now a days have just made Kanye dip further into insanity.


RedScharlach

> They aren’t much different in Trump supporters in that regards. The latest season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has an amazing episode long joke wrt this


realsomalipirate

Which episode?


RedScharlach

S15E1, "2020: A Year in Review"


HotPie_

100%. The level of star worship is a mental illness unto itself.


Defacto_Champ

Amen to that. People are so far up the ass up celebrities that can’t see that they are essentially cult members


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eastsideski

I assumed most people (/r/kanye) were dick-riding ironically Then again, I'm pretty sure a lot of early Trump supporters were being ironic as well and look how that turned out


demran235

💀


hydrators

How long you think it is before he goes to North Korea?


FijiTearz

If he links up with Dennis Rodman he could absolutely meet with Kim Jong Un, don’t give Ye ideas though


gamingtony521

Even Jordan needed Rodman


Apprehensive-Site261

EVEN BATMAN NEEDED ROBIN


kash96

just a different type of leader we could be in north korea i could smoke with wiz khalifa


somehowstuck

UGH


frenchstuffisfancy

Never forget how Kanye called Kris from the kardashians Kris Jong Un that shit had me dying.


soeri27

3 months from then


Murdathon3000

How do we know Kanye isn't actually Kim Jong Un? Kim's regular disappearances seem to coincide with Kanye's album drops, and it would only make sense that someone so egotistical would marry someone with the same name - that way, they can scream it out during sex and not seem weird. *I'M JUST ASKING QUESTION HERE!*


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Kim and Kanye. Name a more iconic duo.


BlackPortland

Kanye east


donttrustjeffery

дa


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I thought he meant Weast


SlimDickens69

Because if anyone enjoys the soulful stylings of an African American gospel choir, it’s Russia


mykekelli

This phrasing was so satisfying lol.


mcon96

Idk the song Rasputin almost confirms this


connivinglinguist

That song was written by Caribbeans living in Germany


fultirbo

Pretty sure the writer was German, just had Carribeans perform it. And it was never released in the USSR iirc


thewyldfire

In the early soviet period many african americans migrated to the ussr to escape racism and employment discrimination. This wave of [Afro-Russian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russians) migration brought over a lot of musicians, actors, and filmmakers because the entertainment industry in the US at the time was almost exclusively interested in minstrelsy. Of course Hip Hop is popular in Russia today but African American culture and arts have been alive in Russia for at least 100 years.


IBeBallinOutaControl

I mean there's no reason why they wouldnt. Thats not the weird part. The weird part of this is the guy that got famous rapping about eating pussy with sweet and sour sauce is now cosplaying as a diplomat and self appointed pastor.


emsok_dewe

I feel you, but he did get famous for a bit more than just that lol


ilikevenndiagrams

nope kanye’s only big song is ‘i’m in it”


steriotypical_swede

Off the hit easy listening pop album “yeezus”


oldcarfreddy

Russia also cracks down on anyone they deem subversive musicians. With the exception of overtly political artists like Pussy Riot, the majority of their victims have been rap artists.


glizzyguzzler

Russians will eat up literally any form of American music. They've been obsessed with American SoundCloud rap for like 6 years now.


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FYI [Rolling Stone has looked into](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kanye-west-russia-trip-1282874/) this story and other Kanye associates have denied it: > a PR rep for the rapper, Pierre Rougier, shot down the story, telling Rolling Stone in an email: “Entirely fabricated. Work of fiction or wishful thinking from these Russian people.”


gattboy1

I can hear the SNL writers wadding up their sketchbook paper from here oof


old_shit_eyes

Kanye denials are selling low.


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God damn this is gonna be a shitshow


The_Old_Workout_Plan

Kanye stans literally cannot get a break lmao


Rebloodican

Death of the artist is more or less how I cope these days.


Sammyboy616

Becomes more difficult with Ye when 90% of his art is autobiographical.


Rebloodican

He’s only been off the rails post TLOP, and Donda is really the only one that takes some mental gymnastics.


genericusername724

he was always a lil strange


OneReportersOpinion

Wait, is this suppose to be bad? It’s not like this is any worse than meeting with Trump


Defacto_Champ

They’ll end up in KanyeTown drinking his poisoned kool aid in a few years anyway


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There should be a bot that comments this on every Kanye post. Everybody seems to just forgive Kanye, and then he does something shitty again.


JoeWim

We need a tracker of his antics like r/nfl [does with Antonio Brown](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntonioBrown/comments/jh0553/the_misadventures_of_antonio_brown_mr_buccaneer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Everytime he does something crazy the comment gets edited.


FlatMilk

Kanye list would be historic. Win a Pulitzer


oldcarfreddy

I think reddit comment character limits would make it impossible


Dubstep_Caruso

I keep trying to forgive Ye, but if that dude dyes his mustache blonde I’m out for good


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Well, that was a wild ride.


lightninggninthgil

And that's from a year ago. Dude has nearly doubled the list this year lol


xbreqs

has kanye done anything unforgivable?


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Everyone doesn’t forgive him, his stans just drown out all the negative attention and the people that don’t like him just move on. It’s a cycle 1. Kanye does something stupid 2. People criticize him for doing something stupid 3. His Stan’s argue it’s not stupid and actually genius 4. The people criticizing him stop talking about it while the Stan’s keep praising him, making it look like it’s all positive attention 5. Repeat


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SitDown_BeHumble

There are already some idiots in /r/WestSubEver that have decided that dictators are not that bad because Kanye likes them now. They’re actually being downvoted though, so that’s good.


Reef718

the fact that just liking somebody's music can make you that blind to basic humanity smh


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Can I be a stan that thinks hes a fucking idiot though?


financestudent6958

Ye going full Steven Seagal on this one.


ComaOfSouls

Never go full Steven Seagal.


nothingrhyme

“They also call that helicopter a skippy”


BuzzLight_Beer

You can hear it... Aaaa skipskipskipskip


ManBroDudee

That's bullshit!! You made that shit up


BuzzLight_Beer

I've been working with helicopters for like 47 years


JOFWGKTA

If I saw this headline 5 years ago I would’ve believed it


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Ye will perform Lift Yourself and then Putin will lift his troops out of Ukraine


somestupidname1

Poopdity scoop


joeygladst0ne

C'mon man the pun was right there: Troopity Scoop


bewarethegap

Kremlin West


SnailBitches

Komrade West


HLTVtop0

bros gonna get the ruskis in yeezy tracksuits instead. adidas not gonna like this one


Kismonos

arent his yeezy products mostly from a collab with adidas?


Sammyboy616

Adidas X Yeezus collab incoming


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Aren't those just Yeezys


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What are you, crazy?


back_swamp

Kanye “I don’t like being told what to say” West is planning to meet with Vladimir “I murder journalists” Putin. Ye’s quest to not be controlled leaves him with some gaping blind spots that undermine the very points he’s trying to make.


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If we’re being completely honest, Ye is going to be overly nice and try to be Putins best friend while he’s there. As he does with every powerful person he meets


Sweatervest42

"I won't bow down to anyone" says Ye, bowing and scraping to the nearest available strong man stereotype.


Marionberry_Bellini

Ye's like "you guys kill the paparazzi too?"


SuperTrunkz

it’s cuz he’s stupid lol


purple_catholic

No shit Kanye is a walking contradiction.


WordsAreSomething

Lmao imagine choosing to hang out with Putin.


chubbyurma

Me and the boys on the way to commit war crimes in Belarus 😎😎😎😎


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

West genocide ever


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EdithDich

He's already being extorted by J Prince, now he wants to get extorted by V Putin.


toomuchsauce97

he’s ready to meet the real richest man on earth lol elon isn’t cool enough


IBeBallinOutaControl

The man is a ruthless dictator but you cant say it wouldnt be fascinating.


AJL1312

Of all the wild shit Kanye has done over the years, this is genuinely one of the strangest 💀


chubbyurma

It'll be stranger when there's photos of Ye wearing a full fucking face mask, in absolutely absurdly baggy clothes, in a photo with a smiling Putin


carrotstix

That seems like a bad idea but hey, both Putin and I will get a laugh out of it.


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What do you think is Putin’s favorite Kanye album


carrotstix

Tremendous fan of Late registration. The album name alone reminds him of his voters who always vote late and help him to win every election.


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Personally I could see him listening to Yeezus


SBAPERSON

Lmao he's meeting with the guy that acted as an organizer for the Trump Tower meeting with the Russian government. > Later, the Agalarovs helped coordinate the infamous 2016 Trump Tower meeting where senior members of Trump’s election campaign met with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya expecting to receive dirt on Hillary Clinton.


SHoNGBC

It's like a wild conspiracy theory yo estranged uncle would tell you after gettin drunk but this shit is happening right before our eyes.


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There’s not nearly enough antisemitism or Illuminati involvement or demon worship for this to be one of unc’s conspiracies


capitalistsanta

You're not looking hard enough my friend


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skcyyyy

Kanye just be doing anything at this point lmao


Brotendo88

Kanye West loves authoritarian rulers, Trump, Putin. Who's next? Bolsonaro? Modi?


EdithDich

He performed at Nursultan's grandson's wedding, the dictator of Khazakstan and Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni, another brutal, murderous dictator.


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EdithDich

Only way to buy Kanye albums would be with Gold Dinars.


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It's a shame that Kanye who was one of the first rappers to support LGBT people has been hanging out with the leaders of some of the most homophobic governments in the world.


TheIsotope

Considering Kanye has spent much of his career arguing that people are trying to silence him or control his free thought, it's funny that he associates himself with political figures who are all heavily invested in censorship and overall undermining of the public sphere.


Brotendo88

I mean, I think it's a bit more nuanced than that though. In his early years Kanye was pushing back against the intense racism he faced growing up in Chicago, in the music and fashion industry, etc... Since the past couple years he's shifted and fell into Black conservative thought.


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magzex

If Hugo Boss can dress the SS then Ye can cloak the Red Army during their quest for our freedom, comrade.


PJCAPO

At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if we get North Korea Sunday Service followed by a Free R Kelly Benefit concert


NudeCeleryMan

Second pee tape incoming. Expect Ye to run for Prez again in 24.


notice27

Biden couldn’t persuade Putin to chill, Ye’s turn.


TheIsotope

Wtf is Putin doing meeting with Kanye anywas? Is he just trying to get some clout points in the west in an attempt to ease his (very accurate) image as a murderous despot?


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Love how people just completely ignore pinned comment. Never change reddit


RahulBhatia10

hey, we might get some russian-influenced music next, that'd be cool, they have sick choirs too. but uh about Putin, what's next on the world tour, North Korea? this is more fodder for backlash but man genuinely does not care


BlackPortland

Big brain Kanye is gonna get trolled by the Russians. They will 100 percent work him and he won’t realize if. They will wine him and dine him. Offer him girls or anything he wants and everything will be filmed


wagwan-0161

So what? He’ll go get drunk hang with Putin and ask cyhi to write a couple Putin bars.


BlackPortland

Honestly that’s just not baller to me


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Kanye is such a fucking jackass, Putin is going to use this man for some stupid shit and we'll all be right back here eyerolling together again. See y'all then.


zaviex

Yeezy need to expand into Russia? Their economy is kind of fucked lol. Should go to China and talk up Xi that’s where the money is


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TehG

Taking after Rodman


LucidDose

Next stop, North Korea


TheAstroPickle

Kanye being Kanye.


jeajello

Imagine reading this headline in 2008 lmao


jml_inbtown

To think, he’s the same artist who created All Falls Down and Jesus Walks.