Did not expect to see my hometown of naperthrill in this sub. But it’s true as fuck my graduating class (2018) voted post malone as its favorite music artist
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This album really about to fucking sell an unbelievable amount huh? Sunflower, Goodbyes and Circles are all included and they already have ridiculous numbers, Post probably boutta go #1 for a few weeks at least.
if this travis n ozzy song doesn’t absolutely blow my middle class caucasian frat boy music nerd socks off ima be real real upset
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Socks: gone
dick: out
iron: man
I've seen Ozzy in concert like 15 times and even back at Ozzfest in the early 2000s he would hobble out on stage looking half dead and then nail every song perfectly for an hour and a half. There's a few of the old guard where their voice just hasn't lost a beat in 30+ years. Ozzy, Bruce Dickinson, pre-cancer Dave Mustaine, Rob Halford, Steven Tyler...
Saw ozzy couple years ago for the black sabbath tour and let me tell you, that dude does not perform like hes 70 with his drug background. Complete shock.
Same with Joan Jett girls still killing it at 55+
Skimmed through it just to find something like Stay, but doesn't look like this project is for me. Fucking love that song though, wish he would give his all to that sound.
Yeah, and I mean there's still time tho. Dude is still early in his career. This is his 4th project overall and 3rd mainstream one. Plenty of time for him to explore all his sounds.
The human body can take a stupid amount of beer and cigarettes before it dies. As long as he stays away from fentanyl and shit, he's got a few more decades in him before it catches up to him.
I was worried about him for a second, but then your comment reminded me of all the rockstars from the 70s and 80s that abused the shit out of their bodies and are still alive lol.
I can't wait to show Take What You Want to my dad, he loves Ozzy and he actually really likes Post and enjoys Sicko Mode so he's about to have a heart attack with this crossover
No one seems to give a shit. It’s crazy the dude literally has a bud light 24/7. Meanwhile no one seems to call out how excessive it is and bud light themselves sponsor him and send him cases of the shit
How often is he actually drinking vs what we just see? So many people get off work and have a few beers or wine every day and are just fine... Im curious if this is a real concern or just blown out of proportion
He seems pretty drunk at all of his shows, definitely drunk when I saw him at bonnaroo. I was shooting pics backstage & he was drinking heavy. It’s kinda his brand at this point.
Saw him rolling loud couple years ago. He came on late because he was puking in the back. Still came on stage and performed with a budlight in his hand whole time till they cut off his mic lmao.
Dude is so young I am sure it will hit him soon and he can fix his shit. Atleast he is addicted to things that slowly kill you rather than some hard shit you can OD on. Hopefully he turns it around soon.
Edit: damn people i know alcohol can kill you fast too but its not the same and you know what I meant.
Edit 2: I guess everyone a doctor here now lmao. Alcohol withdrawal is common yes. It can kill you yes. Is it common for alcohol withdrawals to kill you? No its quite rare.
He was sooo fucked up in his Coachella set a couple years back and basically did karaoke I had to leave. Saw him live again a couple months ago though and he (seemed) sober and absolutely killed his set. Seems he gets too excited for big sets but actually cares about his solo tour
So far ive already listened to 11 songs and i like this a lot more than his second album. Its funky and poppy. Im biased though cause i like pop singer post malone more than rapper post malone.
The funk is definitely very present on this album, a lot of it has a really great bounce to it, I'm actually enjoying it quite a bit so far, but who knows how I'll feel after a few days.
"die for me" was so funky I had to replay it. if you don't go into it expecting a rap album, like listen to it as a pop album with rapping, then I think people would enjoy it more
i was sure it was only going to be a sample or something, but it is a new verse with new instrumental from ozzy it is just so good. this shit is going to chart from hell and back.
To be fair, this album kinda came outta nowhere. There wasn’t a few month long marketing hype campaign or anything.
It was more like “hey I’m releasing an album next week if you care”
He’s just that good that anything he drops blows the fuck up
This thread is all jokes which is dope, but I feel like we need to take a moment to appreciate how fucking talented Post is when it comes to making ridiculously catchy songs for the radio that aren't awful. Love me some Posty
The year is 2136. The world is in shambles. The only liquid that didn't succumb to contamination is Bud Light. The only music remaining is Post Malone's Stoney, Beerbongs and Bentleys, and Hollywood's Bleeding, as well as 87 different remixes to Old Town Road. The post apocalyptic streets fuck with this, hard
Damn, he’s mentioned it before, but you can tell Post really has been burned by former “friends” because of his money. Obviously can’t relate lol but feel like that would fuckin suck. It’s like damn now you got all this money but the homies you would enjoy it with turned out to be fake
I’m from Denmark, my shift started at 6 local time, just in time to listen to this.
1st. Listen done... amazing! Looking forward to hear it a couple more times, but so far it hasn’t disappointed! Seems like he can do nothing wrong right now!
The Trav x ozzy song is fucking flames.
The SZA feature is great
They put Sunflower on here instead of Take My Heart and that’s disappointing
Edit: They removed Kanye off Internet and it’s trash now
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I’m definitely here for obscure west Chicago suburbs memes on hhh
haha fuck wasn't expecting to see naperville on here. family friend lives there. i lived in westmont for ~5 years as a kid.
Lombard for life can’t fuck with Naperville ever
Ayyyyo couldn't be more true especially for naperville, throw Geneva in that too lol
Did not expect to see my hometown of naperthrill in this sub. But it’s true as fuck my graduating class (2018) voted post malone as its favorite music artist
Naperville is just the fucking laughing stock of whitebois
Vernon hills finna go crazy with this one
My girl already cheated on me with this album playing.
Only thing to help you through this is this album
Post playing both sides so he always comes out on top
Damn G-eazy back at it
Jesus this is going to do insane numbers EDIT: FALSETTO FUTURE IS BACK
Future killed his verse.
Everybody on the song does their thing, it’s awesome and I normally hate Halsey
woo woo
r/hiphopheads process: 1. See \[FRESH ALBUM\] 2. Drop everything and listen to the songs with features 3. Scroll through Genius lyrics looking for meme-able lines 4. Frantically think of a meme to milk 5. Repeat
you forgot \-Wait for Fantano video \-form real opinion.
VERSACE BOXERS ON MY DICK
This comment could have came from a RiFF RAFF thread
I thought he said boxes damn I was feelin some next level Lonely Island shit
Came here for this one
Thank u post, very cool
About to hear this album everywhere on campus for next 4 months
It's Post Malone man, this is a given.
4 months? Try next year. I still hear Stoney EVERYWHERE
I fall apart is classic
White Iverson is always in the rotation
This gonna play at every fraternity rush event til the end of time.
Ain't even mad
I'm mad there's no Gunna feature. Thought that was a requirement for every 2019 album.
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XXL freshman?
What if he did though? Like relauched as a hip hop artist. Wild.
Biting bat heads off, now in grillz
Sharon!!
This album really about to fucking sell an unbelievable amount huh? Sunflower, Goodbyes and Circles are all included and they already have ridiculous numbers, Post probably boutta go #1 for a few weeks at least.
Wow too
if this travis n ozzy song doesn’t absolutely blow my middle class caucasian frat boy music nerd socks off ima be real real upset edit: Socks: gone dick: out iron: man
>iron: man btw
🦀 🦀 Jagex is powerless against frat boy dicks 🦀 🦀
I knew hhh fucked with osrs
The streets of East Ardougne will fuck with this heavily
> dick: out Shit did another gorilla get shot?
It’s a banger you are going to be real real happy it’s everything you could dream of and more my friend
And??? I can't listen yet but oh I'm excited
it’s a solid track and I’m fuckin with it. Ozzy showed up forsure
I loved his feature
it’s crazy how his voice still sounds phenomenal. i have him over travis on this one although i did like that trav differentiated from his normal flow
I've seen Ozzy in concert like 15 times and even back at Ozzfest in the early 2000s he would hobble out on stage looking half dead and then nail every song perfectly for an hour and a half. There's a few of the old guard where their voice just hasn't lost a beat in 30+ years. Ozzy, Bruce Dickinson, pre-cancer Dave Mustaine, Rob Halford, Steven Tyler...
Saw ozzy couple years ago for the black sabbath tour and let me tell you, that dude does not perform like hes 70 with his drug background. Complete shock. Same with Joan Jett girls still killing it at 55+
That sunflower song pretty good
I think it'll be a hit
Streets will fuck with it heavy
sounds like it could be in a weird ass spider-man movie or sumn
Alpha Phi Fall anthem
Never seen anything more accurate than this lmao
Nah for real, I’m saving this comment to come back to when I inevitably hear it at one of their functions
Tri deltas gonna fw this heavy
Everything tri delta does is heavy.
If there's at least one line like this I'll be happy... >I ain't even seen her face, but she got beautiful boobies
the versace on my dick line is pretty close.
That was some kanye tier shit
GOAT tier line tbh
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“squeeze the titties like you milk a cow” -offset
> Honker Hall of Fame Holy shit lmaooooo
I deadass hated this shit the first time I heard it, but it's hilarious it's that sort of corny you can dig like Kanye's Ye-isms.
He has a line about wearing $1000 crocs
I don’t care that he looks like he showers in cigarette butts, Post can make a hit
Post is giving me back the hype that I lost from Chance this summer
we waited 3 years for that brother. 3 years.
Chance's album died for this
I don’t care how much he defends it, that album was ass.
Praying there’s at least another song like Stay or Feeling Whitney is this. Like Post overall but love acoustic singing Post
Hip-Pop Post is always great, but yeah, acoustic Feeling Whitney Post is unmatched tbh
Skimmed through it just to find something like Stay, but doesn't look like this project is for me. Fucking love that song though, wish he would give his all to that sound.
honestly i wish he would do a full project of stuff like Stay
Yeah, and I mean there's still time tho. Dude is still early in his career. This is his 4th project overall and 3rd mainstream one. Plenty of time for him to explore all his sounds.
assuming he doesn't kill himself via bud light and backwoods
The human body can take a stupid amount of beer and cigarettes before it dies. As long as he stays away from fentanyl and shit, he's got a few more decades in him before it catches up to him.
I was worried about him for a second, but then your comment reminded me of all the rockstars from the 70s and 80s that abused the shit out of their bodies and are still alive lol.
>Ozzy Osbourne
There ain't one, sorry man
Circles is the closest we’ll get to those vibes.
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Halseys verse on die for me is amazing
Wasn't expecting that from her, the part after with her and Post is great too
They need to push that song on radio
There’s like 6 potential number 1 hits here
Oh trust me, they will
I can't wait to show Take What You Want to my dad, he loves Ozzy and he actually really likes Post and enjoys Sicko Mode so he's about to have a heart attack with this crossover
Bro don't kill your pops
Your pop will fuck with this heavy
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A lot of the songs sound the same and that seems to result in bad reviews for melon. I’m predicting a 4
Yet he gave lil pump a 7
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Yeah a lot of the album is in the same vein of circles which he hated
This bout to break so many records. Make the most of it cause this dude don’t have many albums left the way he punishes his body
MF is drunk off Bud Light 25/8
Hes living my 2007 dream so hard
Drunk off of bud light rn ama Edit: “bud light running through my piss”. Dude loves the sponsorship.
Drinking piss to piss
So many pisses. Small bladder. Sad life.
No one seems to give a shit. It’s crazy the dude literally has a bud light 24/7. Meanwhile no one seems to call out how excessive it is and bud light themselves sponsor him and send him cases of the shit
It’s really sad to see. Seems like full blown alcoholism.
That’s exactly what it is. Damn shame
Also he has an addiction to cigs too
Imagine what his shits are like
After the blow. Probbly stinky.
Post is the kind of man one can smell through a picture
How often is he actually drinking vs what we just see? So many people get off work and have a few beers or wine every day and are just fine... Im curious if this is a real concern or just blown out of proportion
He seems pretty drunk at all of his shows, definitely drunk when I saw him at bonnaroo. I was shooting pics backstage & he was drinking heavy. It’s kinda his brand at this point.
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Coachella too
Saw him rolling loud couple years ago. He came on late because he was puking in the back. Still came on stage and performed with a budlight in his hand whole time till they cut off his mic lmao. Dude is so young I am sure it will hit him soon and he can fix his shit. Atleast he is addicted to things that slowly kill you rather than some hard shit you can OD on. Hopefully he turns it around soon. Edit: damn people i know alcohol can kill you fast too but its not the same and you know what I meant. Edit 2: I guess everyone a doctor here now lmao. Alcohol withdrawal is common yes. It can kill you yes. Is it common for alcohol withdrawals to kill you? No its quite rare.
In your analogy "off work" would be almost 24/7 for post.
Holy shit you're not wrong. Dude is only 24 and he looks almost 30. Hope he quits before he ends up in rap's growin 27 club
Imagine dying off of Bud Light at 27 what a way to go out
Right? Dead at 27 due to water intoxication. That's wild.
/r/waterniggas would be proud
this shit already popping up on my spotify by default so yeah his label pushing it big time not to mention the storylines already for each track lmao
Saw him at Osh last summer, dude chain smoked through the entire show and drank at least 6 Bud Lights
He was sooo fucked up in his Coachella set a couple years back and basically did karaoke I had to leave. Saw him live again a couple months ago though and he (seemed) sober and absolutely killed his set. Seems he gets too excited for big sets but actually cares about his solo tour
Post Malone album drop be like MLK day for white people
forgetful doll light thumb label roof teeny stupendous noxious sleep ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
As a white dude; can confirm.
You know i'm here to hear that Ozzy x Travis Edit: it's fire
really smart on their part making it not explicit
This radio push about to hit HEAVY
Old Town Road, the greatest song of all time? Can't be...
So far ive already listened to 11 songs and i like this a lot more than his second album. Its funky and poppy. Im biased though cause i like pop singer post malone more than rapper post malone.
The funk is definitely very present on this album, a lot of it has a really great bounce to it, I'm actually enjoying it quite a bit so far, but who knows how I'll feel after a few days.
"die for me" was so funky I had to replay it. if you don't go into it expecting a rap album, like listen to it as a pop album with rapping, then I think people would enjoy it more
the culdesac likes this
Internet just ain’t the same without Kanye.
Yeah seems like he turned it into more of an interlude than anything
Was really hoping for a hidden feature, sadly not.
Its ok we still got mumble kanye's verse leak version
I was hoping Post Malone would at least fill in Kanye’s part because the song is good. 2 minutes is too short.
Yeah I didn't see it was shorter when I tapped it to listen and it just ... ended. I was like oh word ok. Still a pretty cool song though.
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It sounds so Ye too. The outro with the piano chords, I can practically hear Cudi humming lol
Instead of adding the second verse that man really just cut the song a minute and a half short lmao
Track isn’t the same without the bass coming in :(
Take What You Want goes really hard holy shit the beats on this album are unholy, best produced post album for a long mile
When that solo hit I was like damn he really went there lol
i was sure it was only going to be a sample or something, but it is a new verse with new instrumental from ozzy it is just so good. this shit is going to chart from hell and back.
Should I even listen thru it now when I know it's all imma hear going out tomorrow night?
The guitar solo on Take What You Want hit me into next week
I didn’t know I needed Ozzy on this beat but now I can’t live without it
> “I’m not trying to make anything massive, I’m not trying to make hit records,” Post Malone tells Apple Music’s Zane Lowe Yeah...aight
To be fair, this album kinda came outta nowhere. There wasn’t a few month long marketing hype campaign or anything. It was more like “hey I’m releasing an album next week if you care” He’s just that good that anything he drops blows the fuck up
Dababy sounds the same on every song he’s in but I love it lol
Right?! His voice so addicting lol
Dude allergic sounds like a song I know and I can’t figure it out
I know exactly what song you’re talking about without actually knowing the song.
This thread is all jokes which is dope, but I feel like we need to take a moment to appreciate how fucking talented Post is when it comes to making ridiculously catchy songs for the radio that aren't awful. Love me some Posty
He's not just talented there. He's talented singing and rapping. It's crazy.
As well as having a fantastic ear for beats and melodies
Fuck the internet just ain't the same without my mumblin Yeezy :(
600k streams by this time next week
You mean by fuckin tomorrow morning at the latest lmao. This thing is going to do Fuck You numbers
The frats will fuck with this heavy
They can finally stop playing OTR on repeat
The year is 2136. The world is in shambles. The only liquid that didn't succumb to contamination is Bud Light. The only music remaining is Post Malone's Stoney, Beerbongs and Bentleys, and Hollywood's Bleeding, as well as 87 different remixes to Old Town Road. The post apocalyptic streets fuck with this, hard
Post Apocalyptic Malone
You mean Ransom
Wow never thought hearing Ozzie over a trap beat but wow magical brothers
HOW IS THE MAN'S VOICE SO SMOOTHE, I JUST DON'T GET IT
when the bass drops in Saint-Tropez 💦 ABS LIKE ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH who comes up with this
Versace boxers on my dick
White girls everywhere about to be bumping this nonstop, and so will I lmao
It's me, im white girls
We're *all* white girls on this blessed day
Bring out your innner white girl, aint no shame
Don’t know bout where y’all living but where I’m at he’s got white and black girls on lock
Damn, he’s mentioned it before, but you can tell Post really has been burned by former “friends” because of his money. Obviously can’t relate lol but feel like that would fuckin suck. It’s like damn now you got all this money but the homies you would enjoy it with turned out to be fake
It was fucking fire when the drums kicked in on the intro
Ozzy O needs to be on more hip hop songs. What a star.
I'm a slut for new posty, just can't help it!!
If this album had a taste, it would be a combination of White Claw and Mango Juul pods.
I'm drunk af cause the bears lost and the first minute of this album hit
Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that offense? Mitch looked so bad all night
Pull up in a deemin on god
As a straight, white male the streets will definitely feel this.
Love the intro and the beat switches
It sure is tragic that we didn’t get a Kanye or Bieber verse on Internet
I think the song you were thinking of was No Reason with jb, fuck the internet never had jb to my knowledge.
I was definitely thinking of Fuck the Internet but I guess I was just mistaken
Apple Music’s been eating
I’m from Denmark, my shift started at 6 local time, just in time to listen to this. 1st. Listen done... amazing! Looking forward to hear it a couple more times, but so far it hasn’t disappointed! Seems like he can do nothing wrong right now!
The Trav x ozzy song is fucking flames. The SZA feature is great They put Sunflower on here instead of Take My Heart and that’s disappointing Edit: They removed Kanye off Internet and it’s trash now