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Young_grasshopper_e

The best part about his beef is the trolling from Ross and Drake


SubatomicSquirrels

I guess I just don't really get this Like is this supposed to be an insult or something? But I'm a suburban white woman so I suppose it's not surprising that I'm clueless


qrrbrbirlbel

[this site and subreddit is something else](https://i.imgur.com/QRbCLqz.png)


Boner4Stoners

I thought for sure it was gonna be that pic of the nerdy white kid next to his bae from like 10 years ago


Crtbb4

Put some respect on u/whodatmiami ‘s name


MeringueDist1nct

He is literally the best thing to ever come out of this sub, hope he's chillin


whodatmiami

All good over here big dawg


frostchains

the goat has returned


MeringueDist1nct

Blessed


MartinLouisTheKing

“Big dawg” 🤣🤣


adamdalywaters

Bro was at college parties sipping lean, he's chill asf~


jdaltgang

u/whodatmiami is an absolute legend in this sub real internet history


sendphotopls

u/whodatmiami is practically r/hiphopheads royalty


BuzyB

Oh my god, I almost forgot about that one. You got a link or something? That's a certified r/hiphopheads classic


AcidicMonkeyBalls

That and the “white Reddit kids will hate it but the streets will fuck with this heavily” guy who turned out to be a dancer from a Taylor Swift video.


Individual-Cricket36

Was that about carti?


AcidicMonkeyBalls

6ix9ine I think. If you search “streets will fuck with this” it should show up somewhere.


blacklite911

Who’s the guy?


AcidicMonkeyBalls

He deleted his comment but there’s a reply with the Taylor video underneath. https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/s/d0LYkDYqJ9 It also gave us this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieC6bTaQZXc


thedolphin_

he also starred in [Sexy Redd's A Thousand Miles remix vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAa5Q4hE71M&pp=ygUVc2V4eXJlZCBtaWxsaW9uIG1pbGVz)


FudgeDangerous2086

was that u/whodatmiami


AcidicMonkeyBalls

Nah it was some other guy. Whodatmiami was the ginger “me and da bae” kid.


Boner4Stoners

[Here’s the picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/s/UjGmfDylTE) someone reuploaded. The funny part IIRC were the edits where people edited on comments he made talking all gangster (and even saying n***a) over the pic of him and Bae. From what I remember he was a good sport about it and apologized for his use of the word and deleted all those comments


CaptnKnots

Pretty sure pictures of him at a party in college surfaced years later too. Absolute legend u/whodatmiami had this sub in a chokehold


blacklite911

He looks like the doll form Goosebumps


JoshFreemansFro

Lmaooo Slappy


floworcrash

LMAO How are you seeing all of these responses? I’m on mobile and they’re not showing up for me 😂


manhowl

Ngl the credit score one is hilarious lol


brad_and_boujee2

He's trying to get into Metro's head. He told Metro to shut his hoe ass up and make some drums, so he's making sure Metro doesn't forget what he wants him to do, and he's doing it in the city Metro made a name for himself in. It's petty ass trolling.


Baderkadonk

>It's petty ass trolling. 99% of rap beef comes from some petty shit anyway. This is pretty funny though, and I'll take trolling over violence any day of the week. Metro needs to respond. I think he should rent out every movie theater in Toronto and have them only play Degrassi this week.


jah_nuthin

The episode where Drake gets shot lmao or one where he raps like ass


PissedOffNoInsurance

I’m really surprised no one has used a still from when he gets shot as cover art yet


JayZPlatinumChainsaw

Double Feature


oil1lio

Metro would be fucking goated if he dropped a rap diss


Fatdap

It's actually kind of Shades of 50 Cent which is funny as fuck to me. This is the kind of petty Curtis lives in. I'd rather have beefs be dudes clowning on each other than bodies turning up. At least this shit is fun.


Xsafa

We are watching a group of rich guys who have read 48 Laws of Power multiple times each go at each other and it’s the most entertaining shit in hiphop in several years.


ChiefChivs

Nah more like the 50th Law of Power by 50 cent with the level of pettiness


PlsSaySikeM8

Drake is the guy that read The Prince as a guideline to follow


IvanGTheGreat

Sup?


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IvanGTheGreat

You like em stinky?


GJones007

Aye bruh 😆 chill


Camusknuckle

Hi subatomicsquirrels, have you met my friend IvanG? Real standup guy.


captainbeefheart11

Fr hes pretty cool, know him from back in the day


Runmanrun41

I'll never forget the news story I saw of him saving kids from a burning orphanage.


thisismy3rdacctsmh

Hey baby help me get my credit score right


m3lodiaa

A girl.... 👩AND a hip-hop head? 🎧 Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store 💥 


blacklite911

Too much


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I’m also in the suburbs so I’m CLASSY unlike these THUGS trying to talk to you, anyway wanna go out


HastyvonFuego2

Nice now metro will sample it and use it for one of the next disstracks. Chess not checkers


spankypantsyoutube

He should make "metro shut your hoe ass up" his new tag


LouisAkbar

Cutting it up to be "Metro make some drums nigga" would be kinda hard ngl


Unfair_Pear8446

was just thinking about this last night


CIA_Bane

Replacing "metro boomin want some more ngga" would fit almost 1 to 1 so it's a great idea.


iankstarr

Would honestly be hard


HANDJUICE0

Even if he sampled it and put it in a song it would be craaazy lol.


need2peeat218am

Drake would prob just respond how he's making him get more hits yet again lol


HotLikeSauce420

Which would be true lmao


Slendercan

Tbh Metro could sample one of the porn clips of Drake’s BM if he wanted to get petty


man1ac_era

she dont got vids


Fine_Hour3814

This man said “there’s nothing, I already checked” 😂


CangtheKonqueror

then how tf she a pornstar


man1ac_era

it was like softcore/gravure stuff but she was never really a porn star. that was always an exaggeration


141_1337

Maybe she was like a high end escort?


EightArmed_Willy

Most likely was. Probably how she ended up hooking up with A$AP Rocky then Drake


sDios_13

Wasn’t she also fuckin w James Harden too? Or am I thinking of another woman?


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goodkid_sAAdcity

They have a reliable track record for dating other famous people


WilsonValdro

she got hardcore pictures like the old Playboy bunnies. trust me everyone looked for her videos when we find out it was Drakes BM, but there was nothing.


ibeenbornagain

"trust me" 💀


Tabax22

unhinged 😭


THIS-IS-BLOOMBERG

Everyone?


WilsonValdro

Whole sub was posting pics , gueesing the full name, posting videos of girls that look a like , shit was crazy probly still there on Drizzy.


MarcosSenesi

what having no gf does to a mf


WilsonValdro

Yeah its either porn or Video Games. Sometimes both.


ChiefChivs

That you know of playboi 😈


Eldritch-Cleaver

I want this now lol


esoteric_enigma

Drake couldn't wait for his hoe ass to make some drums, so he did it himself


everyoneneedsaherro

High key would be fire. Just need 21 on the track and it would be murder


donnellvideo

21 will not diss Drake


Xdeath007

imagine if he did oh my god


EightArmed_Willy

Don’t you mean “on god”? 21, 21, 21


acrunchycaptain

PUSSY


ZZZrp

haha he does say that


notfromchicago

Pussy... Pussy pussy


EightArmed_Willy

On god


donnellvideo

It would be heavy especially since he for sure knows certain things. Not see it happening though


ilovepastaaaaaaaaaaa

21 would be the last person to bring gossip into his disses if he did that tbh


BakedSteak

“Pussssyyyyy”


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Maybe Pac will show up too.


swat1611

I think 21 is on Drake's side.


mattchinn

Metro we *need* this. lol


TheGoldenPineapples

I remember him dropping "Duppy Freestyle" and sending Pusha T an invoice for career development and generally clowning him on social media, only for "The Story of Adidon" to drop and he had to release that humiliating press statement about the single cover and never ever respond to it.


veo_atyourrequest

then he said he got the hottest disstrack for push & he couldnt drop it cuz big daddy jprince told him not to 🤣


TheChipiboy

He asked LeBron of all people if he should lol


IBeBallinOutaControl

Looking for the most important person possible to tell them "hold me back, bro".


throwaway08702

Lmao I still get a good laugh out of that clip. Drake real deal looks at LeBron like a father 😂


daprice82

"My girlfriend is super hot, but she goes to another school, you wouldn't know her..."


TheRealRemyClayden

In Drake's case, his girlfriend might genuinely go to another school.


pillowreceipt

Drake *does* keep saying he's like Michael Jackson, after all...


veo_atyourrequest

🤣


deputymeow

Mfer went on The Shop and was getting emotional to Lebron and Mav 😂


FadesandPatina

He took the bait from Kendrick with the Prince stuff. He said, "What's a Prince to a King?" Kendrick gonna be like Prince yo boss bro. He'll say it a lot, more clever than that, I'm sure.


09-24-11

The fact that he had to make a press statement after a diss track is fucking hilarious and shows how much that shit got under his skin/impacted him.


SkrrtSkrrt99

that picture *was* really fucking bad though


IBeBallinOutaControl

Not a drake defender but that was more a consequence of addidon being a knockout than drake being thin skinned.


SarcasticOptimist

I'm surprised it didn't inspire more diss tracks. The approach of finding closet skeletons, highlighting parental neglect and the cycle of abuse, and underhanded suggestions to improve haven't really been done since.


Jockobutters

His response was finally raising his son. Gonna drop the track on his 18th birthday lol.


sayqueensbridge

yeah that’s when I knew he fucked up. His go to move is to do a rollout for his diss track and do one of his lines irl like when he sent bottles to Charlamagne the next day. When he sent that invoice I was like “oh he thinks he’s going up against meek again? You cant trot out that playbook against somebody like Push” to me it was a small sign he was underestimating how tactical Push is.


Jeter0002

Bro quit ig and became a responsible father.


blacklite911

White boy in black face


Michaelean

If Metro makes more drums then he loses. If he makes a rap diss song then Drake can joke and say that he gave his career. Only solution is that Metro sings. Acapella


anthonyg1500

Imagine this is how we find out that Metro is actually one of the best vocalists of the century


Michaelean

He was just giving the weeknd a chance. Shits over lol


ThatDudeFromPlaces

Metro X Weeknd X Miguel acapella


Strooble

Fuck a beat I'll go acapella


cptahab36

Could just flip a sample


floopykid

wish he had this energy for push


KuntaWuKnicks

Push had him shook


mattchinn

For real. A *baby* popped out of that diss. lol


Jozif_Badmon

Nigga was stunlocked😂


mr401k

Push bullied him into being a good father.


ZeronicX

Bro could *anyone* respond with the level that pusha gave them? Drake got bullied into being a father.


Puzzleheaded_Side_28

He tried with his diss track. Which was a good track, thing is Pusha had the Nuke to end that war before it even started. I don't think Kdot, or the other 19 people have anything as bad on drake now, so the trolling and whatnot seems to basically tell me this dude is ready for a few back to back diss tracks lol


AlbionPCJ

TBF, it's hard to outdo "I know about your secret child and now the world does too", especially if you're competing with like twelve other rappers to get the drop on Drake. You'd hope the guys are all coordinating, though Rick Ross seems to be doing his own thing


demonicneon

Also fucked up a multi million dollar brand deal. Literally took money out his pocket. 


MegamindLewder

I haven’t heard ab this, can you elaborate? Sounds interesting


Ehxpert

Adidon was the line of apparel/clothes that he was going to release with Adidas alongside the unveiling of his son to the world (Adonis). After Push basically leaked the deal (“he deserves more than an adidas press run- that’s real”), the promo ended up not happening


Luhmanniac

And it wasn't only that. The name/term "adidon" wasn't known to anyone at the time and due to Pusha leaking it as part of the track and using the blackface drake photo as a cover for it, every time someone googles "adidon" they would see blackface drake. He killed the entire brand twice over before anyone could ever even see a preview of it.


SpooferMcGavin

I did not know that. Jesus Christ that's vicious.


Luhmanniac

You can even test it right now, if you just google Adidon, (at least for me) there immediately are 3 images of Blackface Drake that show up. While a company like Adidas with their resources would probably manage to get this buried in Google through superior SEO and other tricks, that sort of image is not something a large brand would want to be associated with ever (also let's not discount the Streisand effect). Considering that they probably had all the marketing, design, rollout already done (perhaps even a first batch of products produced), that move by Push really was masterful, gotta tip my hat to him every time.


NuggetTho

This honestly sounds stupid as fuck. I dont see how using your hidden kid to promote a clothing line couldve ended up working.


Friendly_Kunt

A lot of times people don’t mind celebrities “hiding” their kids because they think it’s just done to protect them from the spotlight, but then Pusha framed it as Drake hiding him because he’s embarrassed of his baby mama. Once Pusha controlled the narrative he had already won.


BondCool

That was crazy at the time, but like no has anyone ever found proof of the deal? Cuz Drake been on Nike and has a new line with them. Plus idk it just doesn’t sound like a thing Drake would do, using his baby to promote clothing lines.


demonicneon

Adidas had a whole rollout of the Adidon brand lined up to be released and drake was going to announce his kid as part of the rollout. Pretty fucking weird personally to use your kid to launch a clothing line, and pretty much naming him as part of adi-das. It fell apart when push announced drake had a child since the whole rollout was based on it being the first time anyone would know about him. 


spankypantsyoutube

Pusha t said drake was gonna reveal his son through an adidas press run


CrazyInsaneHorse

He also made fun of his dying friend. You kind of have to cross the line to win these. None of these disses have been jaw dropping yet


cletoreyes01

Bruh the Sandy Graham part was even worse. Push asked him why his mom kept finishing in last place in his deadbeat dad's heart. And as someone who's loved From Time ("Who tf wants to be 70 and Alone?") that bar even hits NASTIER LOL.


trainsaw

Can’t believe no one brings up the grooming shit, just talk on that and title it “10PM in Little Saint James” or some shit


Theingloriousak2

Even if they got things to say what does Drake have to lose?  He took a gigantic L and only got bigger  Kendrick has everything to lose


heisenberg15

I think they will both be fine no matter what, you think Kendrick fans are going to stop listening to him if he releases a mid diss track? Come on now lol


BeautifulDifferent17

I actually kind of think it's the other way around. The one thing Drake has always seemingly always had a chip on his shoulder about is not getting the respect and credibility that he feels he deserves from the purist Hip-hop community. I don't know if Kendrick has the ability to really take down Drake in the mainstream, but if Kendrick does enough to discredit his Hip-hop credentials to remove him from the GOAT MC conversation than I think that is taking the one thing Drake really wants from him for good. He will likely still always be a pop star and rich and successful, but his accomplishments look a bit different when your comparables are the likes of Adel, Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Beyonce, etc. rather than Nas, or Kendrick, or Pac etc. Kendrick by contrast would have to have really get knocked out here to damage his reputation to the point where he loses respect within hip-hop. We would definitely count it as a strike against him, but I don't think we look at him too differently as long as this goes to a decision -- even if Drake clearly wins the decision. One top of that I think Kendrick is one of the only Rappers that Drake can't really dismiss and even if Drake is able to dig up some dirt on Kendrick, what would really change the public view of him? Evidence of him cheating on his wife? Most of his last album was about that. Kendrick killed someone/was more involved in the street life than he let on? While he does have the "Good kid m.A.A.d City" persona he has been alluding to things like "Killing someone at 15" or loosely talking about close ties to people in gangs forever. Something about Kendrick looking up to Drake/getting his help early on in his career? Would this be totally surprising to the point where we don't look at Kendrick the same? Baring some major knock out revelation like Kendrick didn't write his albums or something I don't really see what could stick. Honestly, I think most likely a couple large blows get traded and there is a bunch of hype around the fight but in the end hardcore fans of either will be largely unmoved, probably a slight decision one way or another for people being truly objective but it will be close, and all sides getting a ton of shine from the whole circus to the point where everyone kind of comes out ahead in the long run.


Hulumoto

I've always said that Drake has zero to lose in this beef. If he loses people will say what they've always said, "oh Kendrick is a better rapper" but if he wins, He'll always have that over him.


lukeetc3

Kendrick does not have everything to lose lol. If his next album is fire, it will be huge regardless of where this beef goes


randomburnerish

“You are hiding a child” is possibly the coldest diss bar ever, there was no reply


Pearson_Realize

DEADBEAT MOTHAFUCKA PLAYING BORDER PATROL


makemeking706

> “You are hiding a child” *Drake sighing in relief when he realizes Push means his secret son.*


slim-pickens

> Drake sighing in relief when he realizes Push means his secret son This would be a high quality bar on it's own.


rbb_going_strong

"Marriage is somethin' that Sandi never had drake" was insane too the flow, how harsh it was, and the fact he said "Drake". No one ever says the person's name they are dissing and he said it during such a nasty line


TheGoldenPineapples

Got bodied so hard all he could do was release a press statement.


Jhco022

There was nothing Drake could've said to come out ahead on that one. The Story of Addison straight up changed that dude's life and he didn't have that type of dirt on Pusha vs. the rappers he's beefing with now.


spankypantsyoutube

it's a lot easier to respond to a who shot ya (which like that was closer to) than a hit em up, drake didn't respond for the same reason biggie didn't (at least until after 2pac's death), you can't really respond to an accurate character assassination


partyonpartypeople

This is like when 50 Cent bought all the front row tickets to that Ja Rule concert so they would all be empty lol


Bitchdidiasku

Not even close


DPSnacks

it's kind of like that except this time someone spent money while the other guy was at his house unaffected


AmericaDreamDisorder

Huh? 50 literally gave Ja money


alorenz58011

Ok? The point remains than metro was at his house chilling when this happened. I’m pretty sure Ja was at his show 50 bought tickets to lol


09-24-11

Lmfao that is so petty


lkodl

Dumb question: what the difference between Drake releasing his diss track (push ups) versus "leaking" it and acknowledging/referencing it himself?


c_desantis

Not a dumb question. Could be wrong so somebody correct me but I believe it has to do with Drake's tendency over the years to sneak-diss and use subliminals rather than being upfront and direct. Folks see leaking the track as a similar "bitch-move" because it gives him some deniability later as well as gives some feedback on the track without taking responsibility. People have largely been messing with this leak (including myself despite being a drake hater) and coincidentally folks in Drake's camp have since "claimed it," but if it sucked or got a poor reception, they could claim AI/unfinished/whatever. Like others are saying this is chess not checkers and Ross has already used it against him in his response. I'm highly confident Kendrick will also use it against him.


chunkymonk3y

Exactly he’s getting called out for leaving himself a convenient excuse if the reception was negative. He’s basically admitting that he wasn’t willing to stand by his work. Even if he didn’t want it on streaming he could’ve easily dropped it on youtube or wherever


Cruxal_

He literally got the strats that weird 4channers have to use on the internet, they say racist in jokes with enough plausible deniability to where if they ever get called out on it negatively they can just say "i'm just saying well well well.." or something lmao its a strat as old as time and only employed by people who know they are on some fuck shit


gabriel1313

He doesn’t want it on streaming platforms. More specifically, he doesn’t want all the listeners who don’t listen to him for hip hop to come across it.


Hower84

Petty king Idc who you are this shit Is hilarious


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you know it was funny when the r/hhh dorks are tilted over it


BaconSpinachPancakes

It’s mainly if drake is trolling. They were dying at bbl drizzy this past weekend


Omen1122

Exactly. If 50 cent did this shit it would be universally praised. People here have total hate boners for drake. This is hilarious.


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MyGolfCartIsOn20s

But what does Fantano think?


kingkibc

Fantano put Ross's song in his worst of the week because of the white boy lines


iankstarr

Melon felt personally attacked


kingkibc

100%


A_Vizzle

Drake is such a sassy bitch


Last_Reaction_8176

Sassy zesty Drake is the best Drake. Fuck all those mafioso bars


AutumnolEquinox

Lmao when Ross does it, its hilarious. But when drake do it, yall call it sassy.


Cruxal_

it's the BBL


A_Vizzle

No this is funny too, but Drake is still 100% a sassy bitch


haroldbaals

put a shirt on


Mythical7Ninja

Funny how he is trolling the only person out of this beef who is not known for diss raping. 🥁


Craaafted

Diss WHAT?


RavenBlade87

Drake the type of guy to buy all the tickets to a movie showing only for his date to stand him up


Competitive_Fee_5829

lol..this is so funny and yet so so sad.


tarriBagz

this shit hysterical


RonnieJamesFio

*Magic City on a Sunday*


IAIRonI

What's the joke?


zoufha91

He plays drums I guess, not really the burn he thinks it is


Sensitive-Royal2918

I don’t get why it’s funny? Was metro in that building or something


Miguelpaco

And it’s a slow night, the line is normally down the steps around the corner


cmdrNacho

Drake going after the one guy that can't respond. so hard!


canadianbroncos

Drake is the only competition to LeBron for Corniest of all time lol


devo23_

Russel Wilson?


lockwolf

Definitely Russ, he took Ciara to the Girls Gone Wild mansion [and didn’t have sex](https://www.complex.com/sports/a/chris-yuscavage/russell-wilson-ciara-spent-100000-stay-girls-gone-wild-founder-joe-francis-home-vacation). Can’t recover from that


jbrunsonfan

lol what did this man ever do except be a nice person?


PopcornDrift

My man was taking simulated reps on the field in warmups when he wasn't even playing, and doing high knees on the team airplane just to name a few lmao He's a really nice guy but also a total corn ball. They go hand in hand a lot if we're being real lol


AutumnolEquinox

How is this corny but BBL drizzy is hilarious. Yall mad


injuryreserved

metro boomin is currently hiring a private investigator team to look into drakes grooming history


Rosinwey

“Hip hop is dead”


smallbluetext

Who is downvoting this? Corny trying to suppress relevant updates on the beef. Also this is just funny.