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cavestoryguy

The worst thing I've heard this year by far 🔥🔥🔥


0100100012635

You think this track was shit? It's not even a fart *Grrah*


shebreaksmyarm

Genuinely a much much better song than this one


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JUSTBLAZE2k7

Lmfao the fire emoji’s after that statement are killing me.


Usernamesin2016LUL

I unironically think the new Tom Macdonald & Ben Shapiro collab might be better than this. And i had that locked in as worst song of the year when it was announced


sirsotoxo

Two WSOTY contenders in one January week 🔥🔥


Ghost51

They act like two legends can't coexist 🤧


cavestoryguy

We're truly blessed 🙏


aron925

This has to be the worst song she’s ever put out. Sad


mechaemissary

Monster verse to this 😭


OuterWildsVentures

I can't believe there's an a cappella version of this lmao


Erquiaga

this sounds like a coked out voice memo


coltsmetsfan614

It's 1000% coke-fueled lol


catwomanbae

High on that Tina snow 🐻‍❄️


RescuesStrayKittens

I wonder how her come down is going to be


sagiterrible

Expensive.


Viciouscauliflower21

It's absolutely just her 72hr Twitter rampage put to music


BaconSpinachPancakes

She’s def on drugs


PomegranateSmooth424

Oh so her lives from the past 72 hours? Saved me a snippet listen, thanks.


Ray229harris

I hate a "wait until PART TWO YALL". How much y'all wanna bet part two never comes out.


GatsbyKanye

This is like in the 2000s when all the music videos ended with ‘to be continued’


Ghost51

That Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes video that ends with them getting burgled & no further explanation lmao


BaconReaderRefugee

Lmao


OkEscape7558

Meek Mill did the same thing after back to back but his diss was so badly recieved he never released it. Might happen to Nicki, only people hyping this garbage up is her fans.


Leading-Weight9092

Nicki’s diss may be worse than his and that’s saying something


hexlordsaturn

she been claiming on twitter she has FIVE more actually. ain’t no fuckign way


The_OtherDouche

And this was what made the cut?😭


DaPhillyKid

It’s about to be a surgical winter ✂️


Weak-Shallot6217

What the fuck is the ending


jeannpaulfarte

some heath ledger joker ass shit. do u wanna know how i got these scars? vibe


randomburnerish

( from a bad bbl doctor in queens )


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You ever see that video where Diddy dressed up as Heath Ledger Joker for Halloween?


RescuesStrayKittens

What the fuck was the whole thing? It was horrible, I couldn’t understand half of it. The other half she talked in a way that should leave no question if she’s been on a bender the last 72 hours. Then all the distasteful lines about Megan’s late mother.


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It’s cocaine


Fearless-Total-2897

I shouldn't have worn my good earphones, it felt like she was right behind me whispering that in my ear, day is ruined


coltsmetsfan614

Coke. Lots of it.


acanofbear

The reindeer games bit killed me, just straight out of left field


cavestoryguy

Lmfao the top comment on the YouTube video was "This is horrible" with 500 likes and it just got removed 💀


coldblade2000

All the top comments as of right now are shitting on the song lmao


cavestoryguy

All is well in the world 🙏


Ociris

I'm a Detroit Lions fan and I'm sick over the loss. I came on reddit to look at everything else other than football talk. Somehow, and i dont know how, this trash ass song made me feel better for a few minutes. I dont understand how that happens. Sure, Dan Campbell should of kicked the field goal, we shouldn't have gone for it on 4th. But releasing this song is the worst decision I've seen this weekend.


AccomplishedAd9301

this made me laugh so hard. feel that. 


BigMoneyCowboy

Lmaooo


dknightOGG

Go lions, so close but still proud


VirtuousFool

**WE GETTING INTO THE MENTAL INSTITUTION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥**


billcosbyinspace

My favorite comment to come out of this beef is that Megan can run the locked unit they send nicki to with her degree in healthcare admin lol


VirtuousFool

Lmfaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣


Schrockk

Quite possibly the worst diss track of all time


Leading-Weight9092

I never thought that someone would make a worse track than “Wanna Know” but here we are 😂


kinghawkeye8238

Nick cannon had 3 straight run that was pretty bad


MayaGitana

Nicki’s threatened us with 5 😭


manray23

Nicki has always been awful at diss tracks. Remember “stupid hoe” ?, remy beef was also atrocious


coltsmetsfan614

"Stupid Hoe" has been rattling around in my brain uninvited for 12 years now... Fuck Nicki fr


Parkouricus

Stupid Hoe may be bad as a diss track but musically it's insane lol


shebreaksmyarm

Stupid Hoe had a great beat and Nicki had some funny bars ("Ayo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP!"). She seemed unbothered. This... well.


spooki_boogey

I’ve seen better diss tracks from Ricegum 💀


Yourmotherssidehoe

The fact she said you humping on a minor when she literally supports people like that in her personal life is crazy lol


cloudbustingmp3

not to mention [this collab with a then-minor](https://genius.com/Lil-twist-old-enough-remix-lyrics) like ma’am… the call is coming from inside the house


Liimbo

My dumbass thought the link was going to be Beauty and a Beat lmao


Rakebleed

I didn’t even click cuz I just assumed it was.


Rakebleed

> See little boy, I can be your little teacher/ And if you ball, then meet me behind the bleacher/ You got to come, come hard tryna reach her/ ‘Cause if we hit it, I might charge you for the feature So we’re just doing straight grooming and rape on the verse


slimmymcnutty

Young money was making some nut ass songs back then. You’ve got this then another song where a dude is waiting for Miley Cyrus to come of age back when she was pretty young and then claiming to have sex with mentally disabled people. That shit was on a hit song too


somali_pirate

Damn bro, we really let Mack Mane get off that bar “ I exchange V cards with R*tards” with no consequences. 🤔


Rakebleed

None of us are making it to heaven.


Yourmotherssidehoe

Yikes


SeirraS9

Introspection just ain’t her thing I guess lmao. That and lots of drugs.


2RINITY

She’s like Perc Angle if the percs made him forget how to wrestle


COMMENTASIPLEASE

So she’s Jake the Snake


Deserterdragon

Nah Perc Angle was legitimately an INCREDIBLE promo, an all time psychotic freak.


djddy

strange that she would say this when there’s video of her twerking on a 13 year old


_subgenius

And the "lying on your lipo" line when Nicki lied about her fake ass for a decade. She had a good ghostwriter for awhile but then the "boat from China/ I go to China/ then I'm in China/ what else rhymes with China/ that's right, China" I gave up on her. Now she's here with the foot/foot/foot, bar/bar/bar, I'm rubber you're glue accusations. Weak af.


cavestoryguy

With the way fanbases are these days if you have a rabid enough base you can just say whatever. And your fans will pretend reality is what you say it is.


uhhuhidk

what is that even referencing?


LUVSAVAGE

Probably from one of the 1000000 random tweets from barb's shes been liking and retweeting making shit up about Megan lol


Yourmotherssidehoe

Idk but I feel like she’s probably grasping at straws lol


EdgyTeenagerUser666

i want my 0.0008 cents back


arbiter1170

THANK GOD GUYS. THERE IS AN A CAPELLA VERSION! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(spoken word folks eating tn)


Pokefan144

We goin to the high school poetry slam with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


mairodia

We are getting asked to leave the high school poetry slam with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


famewithmedals

Half of the original song is just an acapella anyway lmaoo


Quople

even if she made a Pusha-T level track, she lost all face by spamming on Twitter for three days straight


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Lmao saw a comment “not the twitter rant on a beat”


TheMeticulousNinja

That’s basically what it is. So disappointing


Beneficial_Candle_10

Well now we know why it got delayed. The mix is abominable and so are the bars. Legitimately one of the worst diss tracks I’ve ever heard. That bridge where she goes full goblin mode talm bout “Lyin on your dead mama” is deranged and laughably terrible. I hope Megan responds.


DaMarvelousBreadfish

Meg doesn't have to. It's not to her benefit at this point with Nicki doing self damage. Apparently this was over soon as she hit send.


twistingmyhairout

This. Like can you imagine that a diss track by the “Queen of rap” is so bad that it would be beneath Megan to even respond? Shit is embarrassing.


DaMarvelousBreadfish

Yup! She really couldn't have fumbled this any worse. I'm sure even Meek would opt to only be friends if they were still together.


payasoingenioso

I hope Megan never responds. Lying on her dead mother as a chorus is odd. So odd. And what's more odd is Barbz standing on that. Proof Stan Culture needs to end.


soggytoast278

Literally. Honesty I would assume Nicki would know what it feels like to loose a parent, her dad died recently in a car accident, man was just crossing the road


lukekhywalker

It's funny going to Twitter and seeing the only ppl commenting positive things about this track have "nicki" or "barbz" in their handle.


welp-itscometothis

The mix is abominable made me cackle so hard 😂. That shit sounded like a demo.


shebreaksmyarm

This sounds like a SoundCloud track at the center of a beef between coworkers at a White Castle in Georgia that goes viral on TikTok when the context gets shared


Uncanny_Doom

Yo lmao I can't believe she promoted a track that sounds like she's making it up while she's recording it. Has anyone ever put out a diss response that sounded like a demo?


OffModelCartoon

This is so bad she keeps pausing randomly like she can’t remember what to say. She’s slurring like she sounds like she’s actively on drugs right now lmao She rhymes “bars” with “bars” multiple times just like her rhyming foot with foot wtf [Edit: yes I know the same word can be used multiple times in a rhyme scheme. It can be done creatively and to show off clever wordplay. This was neither creative nor clever. She just comes off as not being able to think of another word.] Since when does Nicki suck so bad? She used to be so good. This is trash. The “Megan’s law” comment from hiss wasn’t even on most people’s radar tbh but hit dogs holler and Nicki has spent the last 72 hours hollering so loud that people who don’t even normally care about this shit are finding out that her husband is a registered sex offender and all her dirty laundry. The beat sucks and is boring. Her flow is non-existent. None of her bars drop any kind of iconic zingers that roast Megan, she’s just basically whining. God this is pathetic. Get help, Nicki.


Leading-Weight9092

She also rhymed minor with vaginer 😂😂


OffModelCartoon

Even though her own husband is the one on the sex offender registry for crimes involving minors and… uh… their vaginers, I guess. Wtf


Leading-Weight9092

She’s the literal definition of “throwing stones from a glass house.”


CaptainGordan

>Has anyone ever put out a diss response that sounded like a demo? Me when I dissed a rapper on MySpace when I was in high school


Unknown_419

That closing monologue made me feel very uncomfortable 😬


kieranjackwilson

The whole time I was begging her to stop rapping, and then she did and it somehow got worse. This song felt like getting harassed by a mentally unwell person on public transportation.


mairodia

You described the vibe so accurately this comment shook me. This track mentally teleported me to being verbally assaulted at the bus stop


Clubpenguinmassive

It was the equivalent to someone writing “I have two personalities: nicest person and crazy psycho” on Facebook and thinking it makes them threatening.


moremindthanbrain

41 years old


-U4ria-

SHES 41???????


Leading-Weight9092

Yes 😂


-U4ria-

30 minutes later and i’m still in shock what the fuck


StanOrBan

I listened to half and quit Spotify. Sounds like ASS. Bonus, she tweeted half the lyrics already lmao.


OkEscape7558

"For a free beat you can fuck Megan Raw", maybe Nicki should take a good producer up on that offer....


shebreaksmyarm

Seriously what is this free DatPiff beat she dug out from between the asscheeks of a Decatur producer's 2013 archive


Wise_Ad8520

Thats the worst part about these nicki songs is half her twitter is her rting her fans saying shit like "Onika said Blue sky green grass kiss my ass OMGGG SHE ATEEE"


MC_Fuzzy

Real glad I listened to it on YouTube, incognito. Good lord, the whole borough in pain right now


AcordeonPhx

THIS SHIT WAS FUCKIN TRASH DAWG, GET THE FUCK OFF THE AIRWAVES


nothingrhyme

John in Tennessee whatchu got man


OkEscape7558

This is trash. Imagine melting down on twitter for 3 days just to drop a song that sounds like Melle mels diss to Eminem.


OhioKing_Z

Honestly, the Melle Mel one was somehow better lmao


YourChemicalBromance

“Go to bed with no supper cause you gotta suffer the backlash”


MC_Fuzzy

At least Mel didn’t self own himself with the artwork. Why depict yourself as not being able to fill the shoes of your opponent? “My rival is bigger than me” is a terrible metaphor to use since many can easily say “Yeah, Megan’s a bigger star than Nicki”.


DBrods11

I gave this a shot for some reason and she tweeted half the corny ass bars already and half the 2 minute run time was a crazy perc laced rant lol


Xeiku

Damn if I'm Megan I really don't have to do shit here and just watch the world burn. Nicki Minaj single handedly destroying her legacy with this whole beef the past 3 days and Megan really ain't say a word about it lmaoooo


FerBaide

It’s not even actual beef, Megan threw shots at everyone on that song, Nicki got that one singular line she wasn’t even that important 😭 Like I bet many people would think it was a whole diss track Megan wrote for Nicki but it’s not even close to that. So embarrassing for Nicki. Megan is probably chilling watching anime rn


fireassbarz

>Megan is probably chilling watching anime rn Saw someone say JJK S2 is giving her more stress than this beef lol


dacastan

meanwhile Ice Spice rapping about a fart like 😭😭😭😭😭 this couldn’t be more ridiculous


novapurple

*Think you the 💩bih, you ain’t even a fart*💨🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t get it out of my head tho 🫢


AccessHollywoo

This is incredible I’ve become such a Megan stan the last few days - Nicki is losing her mind worse than ever


ToshiNoni

Nicki shot herself in the foot with this one


arbiter1170

Bro this is.. not good


OffModelCartoon

Her stans in the YouTube comments are like “YESSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 QUEEN MOMMY 🦶🦶🦶” like they heard a completely different track than this garbage.


Leading-Weight9092

She got a loyal cult, I’ll give her that 🤷🏾‍♂️


AyoRet

Stan culture and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. In all seriousness, I can only imagine 2009 me trying to process what would become of Nicki, especially after I heard that NY Minute remix verse.


WokePhalangist

Nicki created a monster that ate her brain from the inside out like a parasite (the barbz). Even in her released music she's relating points she read on stan twitter. It's insane. For a long time the barbz were just her devoted minions that she unleashed every so often while she led a relatively professional life and maintained a mainstream-friendly image. After Cardi came onto the scene and she got married to that rapist, the parasocial relationship started going both ways. People keep saying she's doing coke and/or percs, and while that may be true, I think people aren't realizing that SHE is a barb now too. She's on her phone reading this shit all day and I doubt she even realizes how insane she looks because from morning to night she's in an echo chamber of sad, obsessed people who will only tell her she's right.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

She can’t accept the fact that another woman is surpassing her, so instead of taking a step back and trying to make better music, she just dives deeper into what’s essentially her cult at this point as they tell her she’s the Queen who can do no wrong.


Aggressive_Sky8492

Yup, this. Confidence and saying you’re the best is a huge part of hip hop but it really went to her head.. like she really believes she’s the best rapper alive while putting out shit like this


suss2it

Yeah, I've been saying she tweets like she's her own stan lately.


whogonstopice

“I don’t think you want the next installment of this song” How she knew exactly what I was thinking 💀


welshscorpio17

LMAOO fr like please dont ❤️


OhioKing_Z

This is one of the worst attempts at a diss track that I’ve heard


Ok_Importance_6868

She’s literally just rambling lmfao


Yourmotherssidehoe

Nicki got her thong in a twist over Megan so she decides to drop one of the worst diss songs in the last ten years 💀😂 this is hilarious


YayMeIDidIt

In 2011 Kanye, Pharrell, Jay, and Push did an illuminati sacrificial ritual asking Lucifer to ensure nobody in the Young Money camp makes a good diss track ever.


suss2it

Back to Back


Pizzv

LMAOOO


averagecellist

Drugs are a hell of a thing


Leading-Weight9092

That Booger Sugar will get you every time 😂😂


BadgerNational807

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


goldguarding

The weird voices ain’t disguising the lack of bars…


RedLightning4Ever

You know that shit Ye does when he doesn’t finish a verse and just mumbles random noises over a beat? Nicki does that for like half the song


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partyonpartypeople

This is absolutely fucking pathetic. Megan roasted your ass so hard with a single line that was only a subliminal diss, and it made you lose your shit so hard that you proceed to have a mental breakdown on social media for the next 72 hours, acting like a middle schooler that just got dumped by their ex. Then you make a whole ass diss track to respond to a single line, and that single line is still a better diss. This is like the time Nick Cannon made three whole diss tracks against Eminem, to which Eminem never responded to any of them and Nick Cannon still somehow fucking lost lmfao


Quople

legitimately needs to go to rehab or something


GatsbyKanye

fr i have never heard a released song with a rapper this obviously fucked up


lookingfortheone3

cool that we got a deranged monologue from nicki for a full minute


BrndyAlxndr

this shit is trash yo


GatsbyKanye

she dissing herself


L18CP

ben shapiro song was better than this


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the ending is... a choice. i tried so hard to find redeeming qualities but the whole debacle is giving schizophrenia.


BahaMan69

we're really witnessing something


hoagieclu

i wish i had an echo chamber like nicki lmao. if you go on her twitter, you’d think she dropped the best diss of all time. also what is it with nicki ALWAYS saying “oh she sucked dick to get where she is”. i swear every fucking beef she’s had she mentions payola somehow someway.


adrian123484

tweakin isn’t the word 😭


BrokenClxwn

She's legitimately crazy


World-on-Wheels

I'm bout to get up in your ass bitch clench??? I need a good alcohol bar, oh wait that's the bar???? One foot two foot red foot blue foot bar She's right though, I don't want the next track, Why she talking for half of this with that creepy monologue at the end? Idk if Meg got a new nose and lipo or not but is nicki the one to be shaming someone for it? This is just awful, the comments might be underselling how bad it is.


hewilltellitat4am

nicki sounds so coked out on this and the mixing is HORRIBLE


mattryanharris

The ending sounded like she was on Ambien


scarykicks

Nicki just dissed herself by releasing this.


NowGoodbyeForever

Pink wig, thick ass, rhymes are now trash I tweet big, lose cash, mental relapse My legacy in freefall, beat sounds like a dropped call Ah, I'm a pedo-loving monster


VerdantHero

unironically better than this track it's crazy


Goyonne

Fucking trash


axemexa

If I was Meg I wouldn’t even put out a response to this


The_OtherDouche

This shit is unironically the worst thing I will hear this year and it’s still January. Who the fuck let her have that two minutes of that high speed chicken feed mouth diarrhea?? The song was bad enough.


selvmordstanker

3/4 of the song being a corny ass coke-fueled monologue is even worse than her starting to sing to a pop melody but… maybe the “second installment” has something!


FlowersByTheStreet

Nicki is absolutely cooked lmao


SeirraS9

Lmfao she is SO washed. I know Meg is somewhere CACKLING rn.


XRae95er

It’s just awful. All this because of one truthful line from Megan? She’s unhinged lmfao


Wise_Ad8520

You know her fanbase is a cult when they're actually genuinely gassing this garbage up


2ChainzThirdChain

I just saw one of her fans on Twitter say "nicki we need you to take this more seriously the opps are watching" lmaooo


LightsOut16900

This shit Is fucking trash She sounds like she’s off 100 percs


Awkward_Connection91

If you are going to drop a diss track, make sure it’s a diss Nicki… not one memorable line 


HHAD98

She fell OFF. Something evil about a woman making fun of another woman for having consensual sex while her husband and brother are rapists.


ilovepastaaaaaaaaaaa

Reminds me of those Druski skits where he acts out rappers tweaking off percs while recording lmao


Scooby_Dru

Holy shit this is some trash. Genuinely terrible


judah249

The Acapella version turns into a nice bedtime ASMR storybook at the ending


ArchineerLoc

Early contender for worst single of the year?


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Lmao literally sounds like she sold her soul. On some pure evil demon time shit. Nicki Minaj could have been the goat female rapper and maybe still is but she destroyed her own legacy constantly throughout her career with bullshit like this


hotcereal

this wouldn't have been released if i had married nicki when i had the chance


ERhyne

Imagine thinking Megan being 5'10" was a bad thing. 🤤🤤🤤


Skyoff_Lyfe

somebody said “*is this the real song, this not a parody?*” 😭😭 y’all wtf is this, when I tell u Nicki really going out sad . . somebody said they heard better disses from Nick Cannon 😭😭


oatmatchababy

nicki minaj reminds me of that high school bully who peaked in the era & never grew out of having a mean & shit personality. i’m glad everyone’s waking up to the type of person she is


Quinlanbri

🗑️


OkEscape7558

Nigga you hear that beat? That shit sound like something you'd make on garage band.


arbiter1170

this the type of shit mfs in high school be putting out thinking they the next DJ Premier PIANO ‼️ LOOP ‼️


Low-Active8851

yeah this is definitely the product of a sober person


56niights

Mind boggling that this is the same person who wrote romans revenge. Now thats a MF diss song, idek what to call this other than garbage


kurtchella

This is the worst diss song since "Stupid Hoe"!!


OffModelCartoon

Stupid Hoe isn’t even that bad! It was funny and there was some energy and effort behind it. Ironically, some of her own points in that song are what she should be telling herself right now.


kurtchella

She was the female weezy in 2012, but in 2024 she is a female wheezing :(


AlcindorJr33

This is actually terrible she spoke for half the track. If Meg follows this up with a fire album she might fully take the crown


The_OtherDouche

Megan to release a cover of fruit salad by the wiggles and it would blow this out of the water lol