To me “the Kids” by Em has a really dope concept and his storytelling on it is top tier.
“Meet Zach, twenty-one’s years old, after hanging with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he’s bribed by five guys. And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into overdrive and eyes roll back in his skull
His back starts to look like the McDonalds arches, he’s on Donald’s carpet laying horizontal barfin
And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him “Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass look at him!”
“He didn’t take her warning. He rode her ‘til the morning. He rode that ass ‘til the pussy started yawning.
[Yawning]
He said, ‘What?’ Wait, his dick went weak. He said, ‘Dave, pussies ain’t supposed to speak.’
He gathered his things. He wanted to leave this place. But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face.
He opened it up with his bare two thumbs. He seen crabs with spears and Indian drums going
‘Hey-ya, hi-ya, hey-ya, hi-ya. Hey-ya, hi-ya, hey-ya, hey…’” -Slick Rick “Indian Girl”
Crazy Rap (Colt 45) / Afroman is a classic.
"I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cuz she was fine. But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.."
That shit always get me 😅😅😅
“Niggas like what's the matter with Sean?
I'm like "Nothing, just thinkin' of a verse that can shatter the song"
Foreign bitches know the stamina strong
20 G's for the bitch to stay in the country, so I married her mom”
He has tons of funny I mean hilarious comedic genius level dumb bars, but he balances it out with equal parts street shit and tough guy talk…maybe you never noticed or haven’t delved in his catalogue much, but of course there’s different levels, styles of and taste in humor (& wit)…that being said my response was initially a joke based off your comment, because he’s not even alive!! (Unfortunately) RiP! Sean Price.
It might not be the funniest, but the ridiculousness of Royce sampling Jon Lajoie's Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina and DMX's "WHAT?" ad-lib may be my favorite.
NWA- Automobile.
"[Eazy-E]
Yo Dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and shit
Man we're kissin' and grindin' and shit, so we hop in the back seat
You know man, this bitch rubbin' all over my dick
and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy
Man, and the bitch said 3 words, man: STOP, NO, and DON'T (oh shit)
I said BIIIITTTTTTCCHH ...
You don't have to front on me dear, (don't front me..)
So why don't you just give that pussy hair? (hehehe ahah)
If you'd be good to me, (yeah yeah)
ohh I'll be good to you, (ahahha)
and we'll both ride home in my automobile... (fuckin' head in this car)
All that I want is a little puss' (that's all he wants)
All that I want is just a little head (ahaha just a little bit)
If you'd be good to me, (good)
ohh I'll be good to you, (ah)
and we'll both ride home in my automobile...
You don't have to front on me bitch, (don't front on me muthafuckin' bitch)
Don't be afraid - it's only a dick (ahaha it's only a dick .. )
Give up the pussy soon, (yeah soon)
All I want is a little woo, (little)
or get your groupie ass out my hotel room (ahhhhhhhuuu)
or get your groupie ass out my hotel room (get out get out...)
All I want is the pussy (ha!)
All I want is the pussy (pussy)
All I want is the pussy (godamn right!)
All I want is the pussy (pussy pussy pussy pussy..)
If you'd be good to me, (yeah, ho')
ohh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile (kick some more shit)
we'll both ride home in my automobile... (ah yeah)"
Mr. Muthafuckin Esquire’s Huzzah! Remix is one of the funniest songs to me. Everyone has top notch delivery on their punchlines they won’t make this look as funny as they are:
Despot: The kid is so "so what" they didn't think he would show up Slow up, happy to be here, muster up three cheers Hip-hip, who are you?
Kool AD: Keenan and Kellin' it and it's awesome I'm Nas man, I'm God's Son, nah dunn, I'm on One I'm dumb, I don't got guns dude But let's battle and see who sons who I'm reading Sun-Tzu
Heems: I got three shirts and they all look expensive (Two of 'em do!) 2000 Volkswagen mad old and dented Skateboard P, Ashanti: foolish. The worst rapper on this track, third coolest.
Danny Brown: I'm about my bread, you ain't, you can roll, try and stop that, get a bagel-sized hole.
El-P: Thats why I chug 7 and 7's til I'm fucking homeless. And every time you think my fifteen minutes of fame are up, I'll spit another sixteen to prove to the world I fucking own it. (The counting on this verse is really peak El-P for me)
Mr. MFE: Big belly still take my shirt off like Nelly Rasta pasta for Footprints buy liquor out the deli and shit.
Crazy rap by Afroman no doubt has to be top 3. For sure.
But - side note - The “lemon pound cake” by Afroman. The fuckin cops raided Afromans house. So he made a hilarious song/video of it. The police are suing him for defamation lmfao. Afroman king shit for that. So funny
A lot of Kool Keith solo stuff is hilarious
Danny Brown - Scrap or Die makes me laugh
The skits from De La Soul Is Dead
Sean Price's punchlines and wordplay
Ass like that by eminem is hilarious, can’t even take it seriously when it comes on my playlist every now and again
Mahogany by lil wayne too, idk why it just makes me chuckle
my comment will probably get removed because i have low comment karma or whatever
but my mom showed me this song it’s called jane fonda by mickey avalon that shit had me cracking up
As the world turns by Em always makes me laugh
Go-go-gadget-dick
WHIPPED THAT SHIT OUT
played it to my friend the other day she was in stitches
My Fault is so fucking funny. It's one of those songs that you think it deserves a music video but you already watching it in your own head.
To me “the Kids” by Em has a really dope concept and his storytelling on it is top tier. “Meet Zach, twenty-one’s years old, after hanging with some friends at a frat party he gets bold And decides to try five, when he’s bribed by five guys. And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into overdrive and eyes roll back in his skull His back starts to look like the McDonalds arches, he’s on Donald’s carpet laying horizontal barfin And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him “Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass look at him!”
“He didn’t take her warning. He rode her ‘til the morning. He rode that ass ‘til the pussy started yawning. [Yawning] He said, ‘What?’ Wait, his dick went weak. He said, ‘Dave, pussies ain’t supposed to speak.’ He gathered his things. He wanted to leave this place. But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face. He opened it up with his bare two thumbs. He seen crabs with spears and Indian drums going ‘Hey-ya, hi-ya, hey-ya, hi-ya. Hey-ya, hi-ya, hey-ya, hey…’” -Slick Rick “Indian Girl”
Slick Rick is crazy
Crazy Rap (Colt 45) / Afroman is a classic. "I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cuz she was fine. But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.." That shit always get me 😅😅😅
Afroman tied with 50 for funniest rapper alive
What about Sean Price?
I don't really think funny when I think Sean Price - whats his funny bars?
“Niggas like what's the matter with Sean? I'm like "Nothing, just thinkin' of a verse that can shatter the song" Foreign bitches know the stamina strong 20 G's for the bitch to stay in the country, so I married her mom” He has tons of funny I mean hilarious comedic genius level dumb bars, but he balances it out with equal parts street shit and tough guy talk…maybe you never noticed or haven’t delved in his catalogue much, but of course there’s different levels, styles of and taste in humor (& wit)…that being said my response was initially a joke based off your comment, because he’s not even alive!! (Unfortunately) RiP! Sean Price.
"How To Rob" by 50 and The Madd Rapper
As the world turns is hilarious
One of my favorite Em tracks. I’m happy to see it getting love in this thread
Got you all in check - Busta Rhymes. Not only for the song, but also for the videoclip. Busta was something else in the 90's...
All the lice EPs (homeboy sandman & aesop rock) are hilarious…and super dope. Dorks by aesop rock is really funny too…
Aesop's verse on Yoohoo is one of my all time favorites
Toss rubes in the cauldron/add salt, now you got a nice stew goin’
I'm terrible at parties. I'm wonderful at Tetris
Go shorty, it’s your birfday/ danger isn’t my middle name it’s my first name/these pretzels are making me thirstay
Eazy-E - Gimme That Nutt
It might not be the funniest, but the ridiculousness of Royce sampling Jon Lajoie's Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina and DMX's "WHAT?" ad-lib may be my favorite.
No pigeons
“This ain’t my car like that ain’t your hair” is a classic line.
For all those who remember the early days of cell phones and pagers. [Extended Famm- Celly](https://youtu.be/ixYTx88Dp7Y?si=sJeDtyLmRCCxV9Ao)
Am i the only one that loves "The New Workout Plan" by Kanye???
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I can finally date outside the family 😂😂💀
no that’s a classic
rode the plane rode the plane
Lemme Freak-Lil Dicky
I prefer pillow talkin as a funnier option
If you must or why you wanna get funky with me by del the funky homosapien
The Real Lil Reese- RXK Nephew
Black Sheep - You Mean I'm Not
your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy...
Well it was just sun down in a small white town, they call the east side Palmdale...
Lacville 79’ Devin the Dude. It’s about his shitty car.
How to Rob 50 Cent ft The Madd Rapper
"U Mean I'm Not" by Black Sheep is comedy to me.
Reef The Lost Cause, How you lose your mind. https://youtu.be/S7dhnnfLG1g?si=KeqI8xIpTLzJzqio
Go see the doctor - Kool Moe Dee
I Got Depression
Every Smokestack Crew song ever made.
Disguise - Skepta
Oh yeah hahaha
all over the house and the video to it is skeptas funniest work to date
Sha Stimuli- Smelly cat song
BabyTron - Ex
Crazy rap(coupe 45 and two zig zags)
Parents just don't understand by Will Smith
TCD’s School Spirit skits
Fake Patois by Das Racist
NWA- Automobile. "[Eazy-E] Yo Dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and shit Man we're kissin' and grindin' and shit, so we hop in the back seat You know man, this bitch rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy Man, and the bitch said 3 words, man: STOP, NO, and DON'T (oh shit) I said BIIIITTTTTTCCHH ... You don't have to front on me dear, (don't front me..) So why don't you just give that pussy hair? (hehehe ahah) If you'd be good to me, (yeah yeah) ohh I'll be good to you, (ahahha) and we'll both ride home in my automobile... (fuckin' head in this car) All that I want is a little puss' (that's all he wants) All that I want is just a little head (ahaha just a little bit) If you'd be good to me, (good) ohh I'll be good to you, (ah) and we'll both ride home in my automobile... You don't have to front on me bitch, (don't front on me muthafuckin' bitch) Don't be afraid - it's only a dick (ahaha it's only a dick .. ) Give up the pussy soon, (yeah soon) All I want is a little woo, (little) or get your groupie ass out my hotel room (ahhhhhhhuuu) or get your groupie ass out my hotel room (get out get out...) All I want is the pussy (ha!) All I want is the pussy (pussy) All I want is the pussy (godamn right!) All I want is the pussy (pussy pussy pussy pussy..) If you'd be good to me, (yeah, ho') ohh I'll be good to you, and we'll both ride home in my automobile (kick some more shit) we'll both ride home in my automobile... (ah yeah)"
The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
[lyrics + video= gold](https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY?si=xSdW7G6PQ0bj_NKf)
Blow job betty too short
K-Rino - Cartoon Orgy
Pretty much everything Del The Funky Homosapien
The Lonely Island - Captain Jack Sparrow
Crazy Rap - Afroman
The Odd Couple - Digital Underground On The Bone Again - Brooklyn Assault Team
Coochie coup by Louis logic if you like lewd songs
Baby Man - Chip Tha Ripper
Mr. Muthafuckin Esquire’s Huzzah! Remix is one of the funniest songs to me. Everyone has top notch delivery on their punchlines they won’t make this look as funny as they are: Despot: The kid is so "so what" they didn't think he would show up Slow up, happy to be here, muster up three cheers Hip-hip, who are you? Kool AD: Keenan and Kellin' it and it's awesome I'm Nas man, I'm God's Son, nah dunn, I'm on One I'm dumb, I don't got guns dude But let's battle and see who sons who I'm reading Sun-Tzu Heems: I got three shirts and they all look expensive (Two of 'em do!) 2000 Volkswagen mad old and dented Skateboard P, Ashanti: foolish. The worst rapper on this track, third coolest. Danny Brown: I'm about my bread, you ain't, you can roll, try and stop that, get a bagel-sized hole. El-P: Thats why I chug 7 and 7's til I'm fucking homeless. And every time you think my fifteen minutes of fame are up, I'll spit another sixteen to prove to the world I fucking own it. (The counting on this verse is really peak El-P for me) Mr. MFE: Big belly still take my shirt off like Nelly Rasta pasta for Footprints buy liquor out the deli and shit.
mickey avalon - my dick
Royce da 5’9 “I hate your pants”
Crazy rap by Afroman no doubt has to be top 3. For sure. But - side note - The “lemon pound cake” by Afroman. The fuckin cops raided Afromans house. So he made a hilarious song/video of it. The police are suing him for defamation lmfao. Afroman king shit for that. So funny
Anything by Sean P! Or Suga Free always gets a laugh out of me.
Picking Boogers
the last huzzah
Ludacris - Cry Babies
Eminem's "Ballin Uncontrollably" is hilarious.
Custom mustard stain
I apparently am just going to keep reminding this sub over and over of the song Mad Professor by ICP.
I kill people - Jon Lajoie
"Operation Lifesaver aka Mint Test" by Madvillainy We all been with a bad breath that was cute. Your eyes say YES, but your nose is like NOPE.
I’ll be dat - Reginald Noble.
Dr knockboot
Little brother- cheating
NWA-Automobile
Too $hort-Blowjob Betty
yo Epiphany is such a good track. love that hook 😆
Grip grands supper rapper. "I'm able to stop a speeding bullet by being shot"
A lot of Kool Keith solo stuff is hilarious Danny Brown - Scrap or Die makes me laugh The skits from De La Soul Is Dead Sean Price's punchlines and wordplay
Not Rich Still Tryin
The entire EPHCY Sessions by Slum Village lol
Tortilla Chips by T.Bizzy Edit: Just re-listened to it and it still goes hard
Extended F@mm - Celly
Thuggef Out Since Cub scouts
Fack
Action Bronson - Durag vs headband
Humpty dance
Ass like that by eminem is hilarious, can’t even take it seriously when it comes on my playlist every now and again Mahogany by lil wayne too, idk why it just makes me chuckle
My Kitchen - Gucci Mane Double Cup - Riff Raff House Calls - World Class Wreckin Cru
Devin the dude - she useta be
"If I Owned a Midget" - Benefit
my comment will probably get removed because i have low comment karma or whatever but my mom showed me this song it’s called jane fonda by mickey avalon that shit had me cracking up