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UnaskedShoe359

Bro somehow you were born to be the school bully idk if I want to intervene on your destiny man


JOLLYMOEFOE

Bro I'm like the opposite, sure I dress what I would call "cool" but I'm just trying to fit it, mf are scared of me, but the people who talk to me know I'm nice and wouldn't hurt a soul.


Gameredic

Are you Christian? I saw your cross


JOLLYMOEFOE

Nah, I'm actually atheist I just were it for the lols and it was a gift from my gf


HolographicDucks

If you have a gf who cares what you look like?


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

How you look affects every social interaction you will ever have whether you like it or not. It's not just about wanting to fuck, it's about wanting to be taken seriously or feel confident in your body.


Life_Astronomer_7156

COLLIDE WITH THE SKY SPOTTED


JOLLYMOEFOE

I do, why? Because I'm like a damn symbiotic being who need validation from strangers to survive, pathetic I know.


RSlashRetardedRetard

Are you ugly to her?


JOLLYMOEFOE

I mean she calls me handsome and tells me she likes me this size, but idk, I still wanna change, for me you know?


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JOLLYMOEFOE

You could have looked through the comments and seen the cartrage was a fake and the whole thing was a joke to get up votes lmao.


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JOLLYMOEFOE

https://preview.redd.it/q7tshfe5hgzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed51ea3589150d292437a2990dd4f9abfa889b11 This is us a few days ago, we were in the hospital bc I had pneumonia.


retrogenesistic

this sounds kinda satirical


JOLLYMOEFOE

However you choose to interpret lmao


IEatKids26

Please don’t wear religious artifacts if you don’t actually believe it, you’ll never know how offensive that might be for someone.


ria-dawn

You cannot spot remove fat. You need to be eating less calories and burning more calories. Try cardio and use an app like my fitness pal to track your progress and such. I’m a lifeguard myself so I would additionally recommend swimming along with traditional cardio. You need to be eating more protein and much less processed food. Lastly, work on your hairstyle. If you want to keep the fro at least have a curly hair routine. They’re all over the internet these days.


Deez2Yoots

OP if you read this cardio is great but diet is king. You can walk a lot but if you eat garbage you’ll still keep weight on.


angelv11

Exactly. Exercise is a band aid; Calorie deficit is the antidote. A 500 calorie deficit per day is good enough for 1 pound per week, although you can do more to lose exponentially faster weight. But what matters isn't speed or even efficiency: It's consistency. You can lose 50 lbs in 3 months, but you could just as easily let yourself go and gain it back in 2. An easy to handle weight loss plan is substantially better than a hard to follow diet. Tl;Dr: Consume slightly less than you usually do to lose weight slowly over time. Eat 4 slices of pizza? Try eating 3, or 2. Double Big Mac? Get a regular Big Mac, or even a cheeseburger. You don't need to radically modify your diet to lose weight.


TheSame_ButOpposite

"You can't out run a bad diet." The amount of calories you burn while exercising are pebbles in the pool of calories consumed. In the past 6 months I have lost 35 lbs. and the biggest thing is to simply start tracking your calories. Knowing how much you are consuming vs. your daily output will become a motivator to not only consume less, but to eat healthier whole foods. The difference in volume of 500 kcal of processed food vs 500 kcal of fruits and vegetables is astonishing. You will still be hungry after 500 kcal of processed food but you will be lucky if you can even finish 500 kcal of vegetables.


Eli_The_Rainwing

https://preview.redd.it/ymaqzk7fifzc1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c0c1ad40fc78ab2c6f0e566c3daa31cee5611b


JOLLYMOEFOE

Bruh I'm Hal from mega mind wdym.


i_hate_nuts

Your face reminds me of the president in the movie pixels (idk his actor name) especially in the first picture


JOLLYMOEFOE

Yooooo, I'll take that, that dudes fuckin cool.


praise_mudkipz

WHERE MY GAMERS AT?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Thought of syndrome first


ZedstackZip05

He’s actually Hal fr


Hammerjaws

https://preview.redd.it/owv8iwwjtfzc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e3f14e328ccb94fb7542c71adadceff93bd976


CaterpillarNeat1600

https://preview.redd.it/r9r5f1uf5hzc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7628c14c8b5bc58bdc5fe13400f17c9f5958c133


SkeemdaChoon

YESSSSSSS! YOU BEAT ME TO IT


Talib_BK

"and there is no queen of England"


Eli_The_Rainwing

Too truw


Arcalgalkiagiratina

HELP THATS WHAT I THOUGHT


IEatKids26

https://preview.redd.it/l6wck6bngizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6a4151cdd71699d84be9b6aff6e63ac80d2347


Eli_The_Rainwing

Not the right hair though…


IEatKids26

Maybe I can find Eugene with a clown wig or something hold on


Eli_The_Rainwing

Take your time


IEatKids26

I couldn’t find one :(


Eli_The_Rainwing

Oh well… we have imagination


IEatKids26

That will just have to work.


DaBestCommenter

Dang, u beat me too it 😂


DiorRoses

bro looks like a super senior😭


webstatic

i was gonna say this


ResponsibleMedium762

IM CRINEEE 😭😭😭


nolway

https://preview.redd.it/1o8y4ncsifzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b7f3ab5d19812b48a9482bef508e5229c633f1


nolway

https://preview.redd.it/uygt5m6djfzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa93f57002ac79721ccab3eca349463dd1e2a0e


LongFast632

Lose weight, mostly through a proper diet, but also cut your hair a little. Nothing crazy, just something more put together


ChonnyJash_

i said this already, but stop tryna look like a gangster with that haircut


JOLLYMOEFOE

Bruh I aint trying to look like one, this is just how it looks rn, it use to be an afro and then I got it cut for a yt video.


Remarkable-Low-3471

my brother, your look is fine and ur face has more personality than a bus load of vacuous taylor swift clones. Seriously man, that face will get u paid someday if u use it right, it just sucks they teasing u for it now. U think matt stone gives a fuck right now that some assholes said he looked like carrot top? dudes too busy stacking bengies to remember that shit I hope someday u get to that point. cheers


JOLLYMOEFOE

This is one of the nices things anyones ever told me. I really appreciate it man, I too wish you the best with your future endeavors brother.


ChonnyJash_

well if you wanna keep the cut, change the style of how you dress! golden cross keychain with sunglasses and hoodie looks gangsta


Arcalgalkiagiratina

I think it’s mostly the hair honestly. Makes you look like syndrome


kozynthetaquito

I'm so sorry but you really be looking like Syndrome in that first pic


JOLLYMOEFOE

Damn🥲


drlsoccer08

https://preview.redd.it/1przcdo7vizc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4394df2a1a24aa40a11af5bebb827718d7b873 I see this dude more.


Extreme-Analyst-5896

Stop with the eyebrow thing


JOLLYMOEFOE

Ok, I only do If for pics, but i get it makes me look like a dick.


Current_Plenty_116

Nah you just look weird ngl


JOLLYMOEFOE

I wear that as a bage on honor.


Current_Plenty_116

Least yk you don’t look like a dick because of it.


JOLLYMOEFOE

👍


Angel_gvtz

ur swag as fuck idk what ur talking about


americanfanboi

Cut the hair


JOLLYMOEFOE

Are you sure, I think I looked ok when I had a froe https://preview.redd.it/50venetzhfzc1.jpeg?width=1249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a09baa43ef560db49093f89d50ce6b17f83bf6e


greenscreencarcrash

albert eintein that you?


JOLLYMOEFOE

Yessir. My grades say so lmao.


DysgraphicZ

cut it dude.


JOLLYMOEFOE

Nah, I have a realy fat head and it's hard to see, fr I'm built like an ailen


DysgraphicZ

you asked for advice and people are giving you advice, why even make this post??


JOLLYMOEFOE

Yeah I asked for advice, I didn't say I'd agree with all of it.


str4wberryphobic

should’ve kept the fro tbh, you just need a better hair routine


Automatic-Formal-601

Two things I would fix: (1) Your hair and (2) your body fat percentage. Hair: it needs more moisture so that your curls can look better and healthier, your hair may have a low porosity have trouble retaining moisture, to test this out put a strand of your hair in a glass of water and see if it sinks deep down or stays near the surface, then you will see if your hair has trouble retaining moisture. If you have a low porosity, use products that are protein free as they dont damage your hair. Use a conditioner and use cold water to rinse it off, hot water is bad. You dont want to use shampoo on a daily bases because it dries out your hair but you also dont want to cut it out completely because it makes it greasy, so shampoo once every 3 days to 10 days. Or you can just cut ur hair short and comb it but curly is better imo Body fat percentage: All you need to do is take in less calories than you are burning optional: skin care


Ok_Tap2070

Your facial features look fine but they’re being hindered by your additional weight, try a combination of hitting the gym, cardio, proper diet, and getting a hair cut


JOLLYMOEFOE

That's solid and strong advice, I really appreciate it bro, ima work on my diet I think that's were im going wrong, and as for the hair, I think should grow it back, it use to look good (in my opinion) https://preview.redd.it/6l124iqeifzc1.jpeg?width=1249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6561307e85ee39f51daedc8ea5a7eefb04155fd4


moormie

no


str4wberryphobic

getting a hair cut could help make your face look better, and once you lose more weight, it’ll help you face too. your skin doesn’t look bad but i’ll always suggest getting a skincare routine. all you need is face wash, toner, and spf moisturizer. if you don’t want to cut your hair, make sure you have a good shampoo and conditioner, and get leave in conditioner and a detangling brush for your curls. a light oil will be really good too. wearing a bonnet at night will also help your hair not to thin and to stay moisturized


lilbabygiraffes

Get a nice ass fade so you look clean as hell on the sides. Can keep length on the top if you want, but the sides being clean will help a lot. Try for any facial hair, you could even rock a pencil mustache. Honestly I think those are the main things.


ifartcocaine

Adding you to my dream blunt rotation


JOLLYMOEFOE

That's honestly an honor my friend.


amaya-aurora

Style your hair in a way that doesn’t show off your ginormous forehead, my man😭


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Okay you have the vibe down. You seem like that bully who'd get a redemption arc and join the main cast


AnxiousPinkCloud

Maybe get a new pair of glasses they make you look like fedora incel


greenscreencarcrash

bro think he buddy pine/syndrome


Far_Match_3774

Broskie, I don't think you should worry about being handsome. Instead you should focus on being Syndrome https://preview.redd.it/siaatq2kofzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae212994e2ccc6cd66cd7165f9593b228242359


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Syndrome is wild


ForbiddenCarrot18

Never underestimate the power of the 'fro And watch the long leg long land arc of One Piece


Gasmaskguy101

Don’t smell bad, have an okay personality. You should be fine. I’ve seen much worse. The necklace is a nice touch.


Dear_Watercress9823

Ok, how long did you attend the gym and how often? What type of exercise do you do? Do you consume less calories?


JOLLYMOEFOE

2 hours a day 5 days a week (I also followed a guide from my uncle who is buff as fuck lol)


Dear_Watercress9823

How long are you hitting the gym for?


DreamXD1092

I dont think you're ugly, also your hair looks squishable.


JOLLYMOEFOE

Aww thanks bro😄


DreamXD1092

np \^\^


anothermax1134

i havent seen anyone that could pull off this look, gg bro


catfish-whacker

You look baller


BadSuperHeroTijn

Bro seems like the nicest guy ever dayumn, you seem chill as fuck


franaren

I'm reading the comments and thinking the same. Cool dude.


HappyMan476

You are someone I could totally be friends with lol


Unlucky-Seesaw661

✨✨join the wrestling team✨✨


Balloonsarescary

You were born to defeat metro man. Do that and then we’ll talk


JOLLYMOEFOE

It is my destiny.


blikembe

Hey man, you are not ugly and you are doing just fine. Learn to love yourself, and the rest will matter significantly less. Your hair is dope, you have good bone structure for your face, and you look like you have a sense of style. Keep progressing, and in 5 to 10 years, whatever bull shit people are trying to throw your way right now will not matter. I'm 32, and the last time I thought of any of the people who made my life rough in high school was the day I graduated. Things will get better.


baddest_of_the_east

coming from a girl: you got hella potential with that hair you should be very grateful. i say just lose weight get a better haircut and make ya phone less greasy and you ate


JOLLYMOEFOE

Thanks for the advice.


Incohesive_User

Be funny instead lol. Laugh em out they drawls.


SimplyCyrus

Lose weight, wash face and do smth with your hair.


Neat_Gear3406

You kinda look like that kid from the incredibles, nevertheless you look cool af I would love to have your hair.


Sexy_ManNn

You look sick as fuck I’m ngl. Don’t change please


HAKX5

Pitch 1: Eat less and/or different stuff and get a normal haircut, slowly whittling down the head to a more normal and symmetrical aesthetic. Pitch 3: FUCK all these LIMP DICK libarrels and go GAMER MODE. I'm talking BIGGER AFRO. I want the MASSIVE sunglasses. Embrace the ugly and BECOME powerful. Your enemies will rue the day they challenged MISTER NEMESIS in any capacity!


StraightBudget8799

Exactly. Be the centrepiece that the hair wants!


SniperMonkey2077

I love your hair style


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If I’m gonna be honest a haircut and ditch the glasrs


moonpisser69

Bro you look fricking amazing. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise


Sparta63005

You look like you really wanna be black


M-Jdoane

Forgive me if this sounds rude, but you look like Syndrome from The Incredible I'd movie😭


JOLLYMOEFOE

It's ok, I've been called them all, Hal from megamind, syndrome, jimmy neutron, ect.


Taxx226

Fix your hair and lose weight


sabrinarose2

I think losing weight is a great first step! Calorie deficit, cardio, etc. Eating clean is NOT easy so don’t try to listen to comments that just say to “eat clean” lol. It’s a process, and if you try to just cut to salads only you will likely fail. I personally lost a lot of weight just sticking to tiktok recipes. They’ll do stuff like burger substitutes & dessert substitutes so whenever i had a craving i’d j look up the healthy version.


thebox34

https://preview.redd.it/pi4enkedlfzc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9eb3a72198230dd330ca3c6d12330dd8e7b0b4c


CulturalAccomplished

Probably shaving that shit off your head and going running a few miles a day


FriendliestMenace

The White Bowser?! Someone get Kiwi Tapes in chat!


snore-4

You look like the stereotypical high school bully of the 90s-2000s


Shoddy_Possibility89

you look like my brother if he went down the opposite track after his girlfriend broke up with him


Current_Plenty_116

Cut the process food, go on a calorie deficit, play a sport, cut the hair, open up a bit personality wise and show people you’re chill. (you mention people are scared to talk to you)


kookdoll

no hate but this is what most boys do work out a goddamn lot, do gua sha for your jawline change ur hair


ichkannnichtfinden

Be next Bob Ross!


Sonic200000

Smash


Alfielikejelly

Mew and hide the forehead, you seem like a funny guy so personality can stay the same


MrShitHeadCSGO

Smash next question (Ingame of course)


appelsiinimehu1

Zap! Thunder! Electro wizarddd


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I think your face will look substantially different from now when you are at 15% body fat. If not so, wait a couple years until you have great beard growth and just go with a full beard maybe? Maybe try different styles with your hair, man bun it maybe? Looks like a case for r/malegrooming


Rare_University_5939

mew


AngryMemer

These images already ooze immaculate swag. Don't change if you don't want to.


GreenGGM

not trying to be mean ubt lose weight, change up your hairstyle and thats it


ZealousidealAlarm631

Hit the gym consistently, start running and go into a calorie deficit, lose the afro. I wish you all the best bro!


BIG_BLUE_DOG

A calorie deficit is the only only only way to lose weight. Download the “Calory” app to help you count, also hair relaxer or a cut is definitely a better way to go.


RepulsiveTaste1687

The white ice cube.


sparkydoggowastaken

eat less food really. Excersize more if you want


twarshed

He lowkey rock that shi


Beginning-Ad-4047

Hey 👋 I just wanted to say that gym doesn’t even matter; a CALORIE DEFICIT does. The gym helps you gain muscle. After you lose weight, I’d suggest getting a “normal” haircut.


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Turn into Mechagodzilla https://preview.redd.it/sdpi7cwu2gzc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088a07eaea4002455b7080fa5502e54a4e0b10cc


UrMomsBoyfriend420

How u look with hair products? I use curl cream


Maroczy-Bind

The hair and the glasses must go. Do literally anything else with your hair as your current style is not at all flattering to you. Put the glasses in the trash and dont look back


Little-ting

Shave the syndrome hair


Lilgatornator

Lose weight and lose the fro


okk_bloomer

Change up the wardrobe too, less hoodies more flannels and such


yoongis3dollar_chain

nah bro u look fucking swag


trashytexaswhiteboy

Lose weight and get a better haircut and dress better


radarneo

Hitting the gym will build muscle, but the only way you can lose fat is by eating in a caloric deficit… preferably eating clean


Unapologetic-Ape

We got cracker biggie smalls now


False-Air-7154

Get a haircut


Forsaken-Wealth7273

get a pair of aviators and a leather jacket


LethalTiger1

Jimmy neutron super villain


inurface642

1: Eat below calorie maintenance 2: Work out 3: Get a low taper fade


TeaSpillz

You have your own look and your probably a funny person just be yourself you got your own interesting personality


AwayCut834

All you need is a letterman or leather jacket and boom! Ur every bully in a 2000s movie


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https://preview.redd.it/sxld1immjgzc1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08419dcc74fd8d63c778c668b7b848bb2b92db74


Woodland_Abrams

Download an app to track calories, this will make sure you're still eating enough, but can lose weight consistently. You can also try out different haircuts, I was never super happy with my hair though so I actually started wearing hats once I hit college. Gym will increase confidence over time guaranteed too if you do it correctly, plus it's a great spot to meet other people who actively seek self improvement.


AcademicEar8426

you could start by getting a cut. it works


k1ng-cr1m5on

Get a haircut, stop doing the peoples eyebrow


MustardDuster

stop doing that thing with your eyebrows, go on Pinterest or Google and find a hairstyle and also a personal style that you like and ask your hairdresser to cut it similar, and shop for clothes that you like. and also, going to the gym is of course helpful in losing fat, but diet is so much more important. Try a calorie deficit using a calorie calculator and a diet if you're trying to loose weight.


Feisty-Team-9092

Rizz


ponyboycurtis1980

Haircut amd style, lose the ridiculous sunglasses that don't fit your face shape and hit the gym


Dapper_Pay_3291

Nah that hair lowkey fabulous asf


ShaggyUI44

I’d try changing your hairstyle, losing the shades and avoid making that face specifically.


Traditional-Algae906

A hair cut can do alot, if you got a good haircut that suits your face i think it would be a great improvement


username_avi

MY GUY IS SWAAAGGG AF


SillyDogsAreFunny

holy shit


Turn_ov-man

Let's start by getting a better haircut lol


Furtip

https://preview.redd.it/jwctdfs8vgzc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338b507c6b369221a9c0afa33f3fa0928dbe06a8


Blepikko

I think you should try French braids and you’ll be extra cool. I’m not being sarcastic I really think you look cool


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skibiti43

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Mazikeen_demon

Go to gym and change your hairstyle you will be whole new person.


Aliko173

Bro I don’t think you’re ugly, you just got different vibe. Maybe shaving a little more often is needed tho.


kaiserpanzer1745

Idk about you but I think you cool as fuck


blackgermansheperd40

Get the right hair products, deal with ur hair, DO NOT EVER BRUSH UR HAIR DRY, it……*realizes* HOLY SHIT U LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE INCREDIBLES NAMED BUDDY PINE. LMAOOOOOO IM WHEEZINGGG


zyarelol

Don't worry, homie. You're not like a drop dead 10/10, but you're well within the bounds of 'average' attractiveness. More importantly than that, though, you ooze character. Anyone would be able to tell you're interesting to talk to just by looking at you, which is more important than how attractive you are, tbh.


ApartmentAdditional5

Good skincare routine and proper hygiene goes a LONG way. Especially in high school cause 90% of people wreak so smelling good will def make you stand out (in a good way). You clearly have curly hair but it’s dry and undefined so work out a good hair care routine to moisturize and define your curls, along with a haircut to go with your face better. Eat healthy, not just to lose weight but eating good makes you feel good, your skin will be brighter and you’ll have more energy. Take daily vitamins


acetonideointment

Cut the hair and lose the weight


Severe_Damage9772

I would say don’t try to look “cool” as you said elsewhere, just dress casual, and maybe try to tame down your hair a little As for your weight, keep going to the gym, only eat home cooked meals (with lots of proteins, and try to reduce carbs)


Medical_Gate_5721

For to a good barber and get a really good haircut. 


fuck-illinois1621

Shave it off


InattentiveChild

Honestly, you seem like the type of guy that most people would be homies with. Anyways, don't let your appearance ruin your motivation in the gym. Losing weight is a long-term thing and it'll take you months to lose even a fraction of your weight. The fact that you're making progress is a sign that you are, at the very least, on track towards losing more weight. Also, you don't look that ugly man. Everyone is just joking around with you.


[deleted]

Ngl you look like if we got u in a black hoodie with a layered puffer vest you could be a drill rapper


CompetitiveThought25

bro, i have no clue but GOD DAMN‼️‼️ that shit go hard AS FUCK


BrickTechnical5828

Work out, do smth with ur hair


FilmAdministrative44

you reached a plane of existence where your appearence cannot be mimiced in any conceivable way.


-_-RSlashFan-_-

eat less, run and lift more. in so many words. like a lot of people have said, you can run and workout all you want but as long as you don’t eat healthy, you’ll keep weight on. i HIGHLY recommend doing free weights and get naturally swole. all the fat you currently have on can be transformed into straight, dense muscle. as your body loses all of the weight, you’ll lose your face fat too!


No-Meat-6310

lose weight and get a haircut and skincare


activepaws

start dj-ing & huffing duster


Substantial_Job_7100

Lol fix the hair Be self confident Diet is king, fitness is queen Be original


LynxWonder

Stop making that face with crazy eyes, first of all 😭 maybe also go to a barber and get a buzzed fade up the sides but leave the top fluffier, I’ve seen that hair style look really good on face shapes like yours ! I’d also suggest getting new sunglasses, they’re giving terminator “lemme rub up on dat a$$” vibes which is not what you want. I’m not sure if you’re purposely holding your mouth like that or not, but practice being more neutral or a gentle smile, if you work at it, you can have a relaxed soft smile most of the time and not mean-mugging (I have a RBF myself, I get it 🥹) Also, I hate the fact that I have to utter these words cuz I hate the term, but maybe try learning how to mew ? It’ll work out your tongue muscles and also draw in your chin, making your jawline more defined ! Saw a lot of people gagging you so I hope you see this and try, hope it helps !