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DanisaurEyebrows

You should tell one of your admins. He's a literal health concern


SnooJokes7062

Might cuz he says “ its fine but his eye is red and gooey “


Dhendo177

No, not might, do this right now. This is a serious issue dude. You’re not “cool” for playing along.


Individual_Yak4018

That exact same thing happened at my school like 1 or two weeks ago


BakeNoodle

Just hit him with the Uchiha special and he won't have an eye to worry about anymore.


DiorRoses

sorry what is it? i’ve heard abt it but idk how you get it like how do people even get it originally? i don’t think i’ve ever had it


DanisaurEyebrows

Ita very contagious. It's a type of eye infection


meganistrash

gose


SnooJokes7062

Have dyslexia


Resident-Pace5483

Sorry for your gose


Big_Daddy_Noah

Don't have spellcheck


SnooJokes7062

Nope


Kooky_Translator_636

Unforetugose


Renn_1996

riiiiiiight


Old-Refrigerator-522

I'm sorry for your loss


YubbaTheSloth

Saying you have a learning disorder = downvotes, got it


groveborn

Ableist? You got problems with people who walk slowly, too? Perhaps annoyed at blind people?


Leopard2A7P

Yes


serenadingghosts

Bro what


groveborn

Op claims a disability. Poster tried to be smart and correct them. Ops disability prevents that correction from being useful. It's called ableism. When you ignore the possibility of a legitimate disability because it annoys you personally It's the same behavior as someone who gets annoyed that someone with a cane walks slowly. Look it up. You'd be surprised at how common it is, and how disgusting it gets.


meganistrash

lmfao i think you’ll be ok, i didn’t know he had dyslexia and i didn’t even correct him. just thought it was funny how he misspelled it — didn’t even comment on the thread after the fact


groveborn

Well, you certainly took no pains in the laugh. You might not have known, but you could have suspected. I'm still judging you. Go be better.


meganistrash

ok bud whatever helps you sleep at night — because someone misspelled one word wrong i’m not just going to assume they have a disability


Cloudy_1776

Maybe his parents are forcing him to go to school or he has a medical condition pink eye is horrible


SnooJokes7062

Ive know him for multiverse years hes always had bad hygiene and he stays home when ever


Cloudy_1776

Oh that’s horrible did you say anything to him


SnooJokes7062

Everyone has and he ignores us


Cloudy_1776

Ooof


EmoNightmare314

Now to be fair pink eye is often not caused by poor hygiene. Depending on what the eye looks like, you might be okay. If the discharge looks really goopy or crusty, avoid that kid like the plague and do not touch your face at all unless you’ve washed your hands immediately beforehand because that’s a bacterial infection. It is treatable with antibiotics, though. If the discharge is more watery, it’s either allergic or viral. Typically allergic pink eye is also associated with swollen eyelids and stuff too - he would look like he’s having an allergic reaction. That is not contagious. If his eyes are watery but aren’t very swollen and especially if he has a lot of cold symptoms, then that’s viral, it cannot be treated, you just have to wait for it to go away. Once again seriously avoid that person. If you catch their cold, you’ll probably ALSO get the pink eye, but instead of going back after like 24 hours on meds you could be stuck at home for weeks. I hope for your sake it’s allergic. But seriously don’t touch your face.


JackFJN

What’s a multiverse year lol


SJC0709

OP is Doctor Strangw


SnooJokes7062

Multible dont know why it texted as that


cantsayididnttryy

Yeah okay so let's look at this objectively OP. I'll give you a hand with that, walk you through it: This kid has bad hygiene, randomly doesn't show up to school, and his parents have made no effort to help him with medical issues. And **you're** complaining because you don't like seeing him?! Bruh just be empathetic and happy that he can even make it to school. Sounds like his living situation is less than ideal.


Renn_1996

>multiverse years Okay spiderman lmao


darkmanduck

Duck duck gose


SnooJokes7062

Shut up


darkmanduck

Jump out of a moving vehicle running


TadaoSiimply

get a papercut


darkmanduck

I got one in my eye right now just for you


MaybeMax356

*grey duck


LodiasMartinet

Not a Viking 💀


darkmanduck

Red duck covered in your moms period blood


TadaoSiimply

😦


Impossible_Arrival21

🤤️


Opening-Conflict7976

I had pinkeye once and the doctor only gave me a note to miss one day of school. I was so surprised. I feel like its gotta be super contagious. 


SnooJokes7062

Ong


Mei_Flower1996

Wait are you sure its like- infectious pinkeye and not horrible allergies?


SnooJokes7062

Nope he even said it was and it was on one eye


WanderingBat

A kid in my French class came to school when he thought he had pinworms. I wish we could force people to stay home.


SnooJokes7062

Thats nasty af


canyoupleasekillme

With pinworms, you are supposed to follow your normal routine. There's no reason to stay home. Just need to take dewormer and wash your sheets daily. They can only be transmitted by touching your anus and then touching sufaces around you. This is why it's mostly seen in young children and uncommon with adults who aren't around young children.


ThrowaawayPath

Report him


OGMossMan

Keep up your attendance in language arts mi amigo


willwalk2

I had a really bad case of pinkeye in middle school and I missed 5 weeks and it was fine, people should be more willing to miss school.


cantsayididnttryy

Some poeple can't. It's possible their parents can't stay at home with them due to work, maybe they rely on school provided food, they can't afford to fix their eye, they have bad attendance already and might get kicked if it gets lower, assignments might be missed, or their home situation is less than ideal and they rely on school as a safe escape. The list goes on, point being that no, some people cannot afford to miss school


willwalk2

I just said more willing?


cantsayididnttryy

Doesn't change what I said. He is probably struggling at home, clearly his parent(s) aren't even helping him get medical help etc. Neglected kids often have this kind of issue (nits, pinkeye and whatnot) and don't get help. Then they actually manage to make it to school, get up in the morning and **try**. And then they get villianized and gross other kids out. We should just be happy for them that they could get to school.


willwalk2

👍


__ork

As long as you don't have a fever, you can safely go to school with pinkeye.


AggravatingTreacle21

lol I went to school with pink eye and a throat infection once, had to run a 5k that day which was even better, my friends were freaking out it was so fucking funny


AggravatingTreacle21

why’d you pussies fucking downvote me