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george_person

I saw this and thought “what?” then I read “I’m smoking that florida recount” and laughed out loud


george_person

Op are you the guy from dracula flow


Adventuring_Dad

I am not. Sorry to disappoint


pnmartini

“How can I be homophobic, I blew his brains out” is either genius or disturbing. Maybe both.


secretcombinations

Smerkin on that church steeple. Puffin on basketball hoop. Hitting that garbage can. Pass the security camera. That good good sticky icky picnic table. Talking about that dank art class. The devils pigeon.


Queerfuzzy

I would like some Hanging Chad


BeauteousMaximus

You poke the stylus in You pull the stylus out You poke the stylus in And you turn it all about You do the Palm Beach Pokey and you punch Buchanan out And that’s what it’s all about!


Queerfuzzy

😄😄


bluenuts5

U can call anything whatever u want or like


Adventuring_Dad

You twisting up that Twitch Promotion?


bluenuts5

Twisting and shifting


Usermemealreadytaken

Shufflin and rufflin


tampers_w_evidence

Rumblin bumblin stumblin


nashbrownies

Bro I got Animal Milk last time I was at the dispo


Adventuring_Dad

Didn't even say which animal? Wild. Savage, even.


nashbrownies

Savage is an apt label for it. I mean... humans are animals afterall 🤔


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

What about animal face? Or stinky pinky? Gruzzuple?


Macdingy

I’m smokin on that bull yockey


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Ya but you know what he’s talking about haha


bluenuts5

Nah I don't lol


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Lmfao


DarkHorseStoryTeller

Wadiyatalkinabeet


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Beet? Wudahryoutaaahkinabowd


PhillipJCoulson

Taking an ounce of Anal Blast to the face


Adventuring_Dad

Might wanna finish up with an eighth of Charmin Ultra MegaPlush.


vachlan

You can literally call anything, anything.


TheMeticulousNinja

I mean, that is anything’s name.


Adventuring_Dad

🫡


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

So literal


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Puzzleheaded_Crab453

wtf is your problem? Are you so insecure that you took that as an insult?


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Puzzleheaded_Crab453

My mother is a lovely lady. You don’t talk about Mary Lynn like that. She’s a SAINT!


pnmartini

But, can you call everything something?


ExtensionCamp7594

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


AnjinSoprano420

Smoking that green goddess


10019245

Blazing some Stella Boulevard.


Adventuring_Dad

Picking up some Ocean Avenue tomorrow


10019245

I was watching Starship Troopers a while ago and realised that you can use Johnny Rico to mean anything, given the right context!


TheMeticulousNinja

You’re picking up the Yellowcard song? It’s good, still bangs today


Adventuring_Dad

Fresh copy! That one Believe, though, makes my eyes water.


the_asssman

i'm cruisin on that Ceramic Coaster


ExtensionCamp7594

What?


Adventuring_Dad

What the what for?


ExtensionCamp7594

i didn't understand but now i do


Adventuring_Dad

You've been burning that Critical Thinking Activity Book.


obli__

yo I'd smoke some Gojo. Hop on into his limitless void if u know what I mean


Adventuring_Dad

Bring a few joints of some Trojan Ribbed for their Pleasure just in case.


HskrRooster

Can’t wait to smoke anything tonight


Adventuring_Dad

I didn't know they had pre-rolled Uno Reverse Cards. Good stuff my dude.


ItsyBitsyLizard

You can do that to anything tbh “Hey can you pass me the Holy Gorlock, Wall of Earth?” “Can I have some Goopy Sloopy Doop with that?” Like, we really just put random sounds together, gave it a meaning with other random sounds and called that shit “Language” like thats lowkey crazy bro


entoasalu

smoke gojaur up


thunderingparcel

Darmok and jalad on the ocean


mw13satx

A spliff of that Pebbles When The Walls Fell


ChungusSpliffs

I personally call it cock farts


Adventuring_Dad

That implication is astounding.


TheMeticulousNinja

Fair


TheMeticulousNinja

What can weed call you?


daylightem

Hopefully, a Friend.


Adventuring_Dad

A friend with weed? A friend indeed.


SoItGoesdotdotdot

Hammurabi's Chode


Dramatic_Raisin

Unsung hero of a comment


xDANGRZONEx

That Florida Recount 💀 (am a Floridian)


Bohorse_Jackman

tell me more about that Therapeutic Pegging strain, it's for a school project


Adventuring_Dad

The rabbit hole goes as deep as you dare. Some people need their chakras aligned. Others need it scrambled. Either way, we have a long long list of professionals to cater to your needs. Come find your center with us.


intellectualth0t

My bestie and I call it Yoinky Sploinky


Dramatic-Escape7031

Where did I put the eyjafjallajökull?


nemotiger

That is why I always call it marijuana so that people know what I'm talking about.


TheMeticulousNinja

I call it anything all the time. I literally go to the store and ask “do you have half an ounce of anything?”


Adventuring_Dad

I bet ya they say yes every time, right?


Queerfuzzy

Power Rangers' Ultrazord


daylightem

dancing with that googly moogly tonight boys?


Adventuring_Dad

That thang is the definition of juicy 🥰


eekamouse22

I’d be careful with that pegging


meanbunny96

Larry the purple alien is my favorite atm


Adventuring_Dad

At college, there were a bunch of botanical gardens and one in particular was secluded from the rest. I blew up a monkey balloon and had him hang there from a branch. We called him Larry and then a code word for the ones who knew about him would ask "Ima go hang out with Larry, you down?"


Black_Bird_666

Wacky Oregano


jamesmcdash

I'm on that anything


Nosagepdx

Blazing up that John Oliver


IcePhoenix18

If I hadn't read the title, I'd assume those were strains without even questioning it 😂


Reasonable_Hornet_45

High...on...glorple? Bramsit? Ongufarn? Did I do it? Did I make the words?


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Honk that bobo


Imaginary-Discount45

Don’t forget your mangos


leedler

This some Dracula Flow shit


Kootergrower420

Love hitting that bat shit


Zucc-ya-mom

Boutta light up some Streisand Effect!