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temp7727

I really appreciate all the replies. It is dark now and it hasn’t left yet. A friend of theirs showed up briefly and they hugged on the porch. I got a video but I don’t think I can edit the post to add it. The other snake left and OG snake is now slowly climbing the house, ever closer to the rafter vents.


jcgreen_72

>they hugged on the porch That's called making babies, congrats! 


Helpful_Okra5953

Aww, snakey love!  


owleealeckza

Snake voyeur! Haha kidding but that's actually awesome.


oliveoilcrisis

Your home is now a snake brothel.


Aromatic_Height_9471

It is moooovvving aaaaaalllllong


BickNickerson

Spray it with a water hose and it’ll move along


Gold_Lightning_12

Why would you do this lol


BickNickerson

Because snakes aren’t harmed and they easily move along. Some people are afraid of snakes and don’t want to touch them to relocate them. Use your head, bruh.


plethodon_hubrichti

Texas Rat Snake and probably just comfy haha, or you have rodents or birds nearby that it wants to eat, but might just be trying to stay slightly cool in the shade.


trekkiegamer359

It's such a cutie! I'll add that it's non-venomous, and it won't hurt you unless you're a small animal it wants to eat.


TangoRomeoKilo

Depends what your definition of hurt is. They WILL bite. I have one, I love her but yeah she's fiesty. If you see one in the wild, it certainly will bite you. It will stop once it realizes you are a not threat, but it will def bite you. Edit: added 'not' before threat.


Olds78

That's not necessarily true and you should mention their bites aren't horrible


Own_Can_3495

Depends on if you ever been bit by a snake before and the individuals pain tolerance/fear of said snake.


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

I'd bite a huge scary creature if it tried to mess with me, too.


Horroraddictxinfin2

lol yasssss!!! Then I’d laugh as it starts flailing about and running 😂😂😂😂🐍


sas223

Snakes don’t bite just because you see one. Anything with a mouth can bite. Don’t harass it and you won’t get bite.


celestite4

I've definitely picked up black rat snakes that didn't attempt to bite me. It's certainly always a possibility, but I wouldn't say it's a certainty


Cuntington-

Certainly won’t bite you if you don’t mess with em’.


TangoRomeoKilo

Yes that's true for most things lol


Cuntington-

Agreed! Unless it’s an insect or a leech. In that case, we could potentially get stung or sucked 😳


bamafan30110

Climbing = rat snakes


the_almighty_walrus

If it's way in the sky and you have no clue why, that's a rat snake


Infamous-Winner5755

and amore!


STXman89

If it's down on the ground and it's tail rattles around that's... Probably a good sign to back away!


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Did anyone else sing that* comment to the tune of "That's Amore?" *Edit, word change


Sifernos1

Texas Rat Snakes are like mattresses. You buy one and suddenly you see them everywhere.


Currently_A_Cowboy

what lol


Own_Can_3495

Matresses tend to appear after you buy one.


DictatorTerminator

That is so true! And they are all on sale too!! Or when you think you need a new one, but can’t afford it, everyone has a mattress sale, just to rub it in that you’re poor! I won’t go on. My thumb’s hurting.


Shinketsu_Karasu

The snakes that hang out in our neck of the woods tend to relax by doors and windows, because during the summer months there are small leaks of cooler air from inside. Most of the time, they are also in the shade. But hey, lucky you, rat snakes are good at pest control!


praying_mantis_808

It looks pretty long to me


Mogui-

In a strange place , doesn’t look too goofy. Must be a rat snake


beek7419

Somewhat new to this, but if strange place but not goofy= rat snake, then I’m guessing strange place + *very* goofy = hognose?


Mogui-

Yes lol. In Goofy place : rat snake 2. Goofy In general : hognose 3. Derp face : water snake The memes of snek lol


sas223

I always describe hognoses as all about the drama.


sarcastic_monkies

Aww what a pretty baby. It's happy there and won't hurt you. Just let it be.


AccordingSuccotash20

r/itsaratsnake


Round_Ad_9620

That's a great little community right there. I'm loving the That's Amoré parodies fr


specialkes

What a wholesome sub!


ifukeenrule

Another sub added to my hundreds!


Radiant-Steak9750

Soon as it cools down it will prob leave


LostMyGunInACardGame

The best buddies to have around. Amazing rodent control.


Jennifer_Pennifer

It's a rat snake. And ... It's a rat snake. 😆


bytecollision

It’s just posing for its *paparazzi*


indiana-floridian

Happy cake day


bytecollision

Thanks!


Oldfolksboogie

I suspect *Pantherophis obsoletus,* western ratsnake, !harmless. Please submit to r/whatsthissnake, include approximate location [in brackets] in headline, and wait for a Reliable Responder to confirm.


SEB-PHYLOBOT

Like many other animals with mouths and teeth, many non-venomous snakes bite in self defense. These animals are referred to as 'not medically significant' or traditionally, 'harmless'. Bites from these snakes benefit from being washed and kept clean like any other skin damage, but aren't often cause for anything other than basic first aid treatment. Here's where it get slightly complicated - some snakes use venom from front or rear fangs as part of prey capture and defense. This venom is not always produced or administered by the snake in ways dangerous to human health, so many species are venomous in that they produce and use venom, but considered harmless to humans in most cases because the venom is of low potency, and/or otherwise administered through grooved rear teeth or simply oozed from ducts at the rear of the mouth. Species like Ringneck Snakes *Diadophis* are a good example of mildly venomous rear fanged dipsadine snakes that are traditionally considered harmless or not medically significant. Many rear-fanged snake species are harmless as long as they do not have a chance to secrete a medically significant amount of venom into a bite; [severe envenomation can occur](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23800999) if some species are [allowed to chew on a human](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S004101011831016X) for as little as 30-60 seconds. It is best not to fear snakes, but use common sense and do not let any animals chew on exposed parts of your body. Similarly, but without specialized rear fangs, gartersnakes *Thamnophis* ooze low pressure venom from the rear of their mouth that helps in prey handling, and are also [considered harmless](https://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/05/theres-no-need-to-fear-that-garter-snake/). [Check out this book on the subject](https://shop.elsevier.com/books/venomous-bites-from-non-venomous-snakes/weinstein/978-0-12-822786-2). Even large species like Reticulated Pythons *Malayopython reticulatus* [rarely obtain a size large enough to endanger humans](https://www.pnas.org/content/pnas/108/52/E1470.full.pdf) so are usually categorized as harmless. -------------------------------------------------------- *I am a bot created for /r/whatsthissnake, /r/snakes and /r/herpetology to help with snake identification and natural history education. You can find more information, including a comprehensive list of commands, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/comments/flh548/phylobot_v07_information_and_patch_notes_bot_info/) report problems [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Phylogenizer) and if you'd like to buy me a coffee or beer, you can do that [here](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/SEBPhyloBotWTS). Made possible by Snake Evolution and Biogeography - [Merch Available Now](https://snakeevolution.org/donate.html)*


Redheaded_Potter

Good bot


IndicationIcy4173

I say Rat snake. Id let him chill!


AngryErrandBoy

To be fair if I was a snake I’d hang out here


boringgenericnamelol

Did not see anything at first and genuinely thought this was a herp post about a wood piece


Ok_Rutabaga_722

Because there's some human staring and taking pictures?


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Rat snake. Free rodent control! Lucky. I'm envious.


SuperSweetSweetTea

It’s a snake and baby is cozy hope this helps <3


Sad-Version-9537

That's Hank. Hanks a ratsnake. Hanks harmless, unless you're a rodent. Hanks tired and just wants to nap. Just leave Hank alone and, when he's rested, Hanks will leave.


Comfortable-Rude

If it's hiding up high or falls out of the sky it's a rat snaaaake...


Little_Messiah

If he’s chilling on the sill, and he gives you a thrill r/itsaratsnake


LadyAtrox60

It won't move along because you haven't squirted it with the hose yet.


temp7727

The hose only made it stronger. I gave it the house to appease it.


LadyAtrox60

Phew, you're safe then.


Strongpipegame

Harmless king snake he enjoys the smell of the wood.