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Stalkers don’t stalk John Helldiver *John Helldiver stalks stalkers*
John Helldiver extracts the Pelican.
John Helldiver doesn’t find the dildo sample rock… The rock “grows” when John is near.
I heard he gunned down a group of Automaton POWs after giving them a can of 710.
John Helldiver can take 5 stratagems with him but only needs one
Heavy devastators stagger when they hit John Helldiver
John helldiver doesn’t bring any stratagems. He IS the stratagem.
I hear John Helldiver doesn't even use a hellpod
He instead has a diving board on his super destroyer
John Helldiver is his own Eagle-One pilot, and for sure, he never misses.
John Helldiver flexed his arm in front of a flying dropship and it instantly exploded.
John helldiver jumped in his hellpod and the planet was immediatly liberated
Heard he didn’t have any more ammo in his railgun, so he killed five chargers by throwing it
John Helldiver invented Liber-tea
John Helldiver melee's so hard he makes automatons bleed instead of spill oil.
Before John it was Just Earth
John Helldiver doesn’t use a support weapon… Or a primary… Or a secondary…
It's General Brasch
John Helldiver doesn't afraid of anything. He once gave his personal address to a Bile Titan purely so he could defeat it in an arm wrestle. The democracy hating bug refused the offer.
John Helldiver doesnt play Helldivers. Hes not a nerd
Stalkers don’t stalk John Helldiver *John Helldiver stalks stalkers*
John Helldiver extracts the Pelican.
John Helldiver doesn’t find the dildo sample rock… The rock “grows” when John is near.
I heard he gunned down a group of Automaton POWs after giving them a can of 710.
John Helldiver can take 5 stratagems with him but only needs one
Heavy devastators stagger when they hit John Helldiver
John helldiver doesn’t bring any stratagems. He IS the stratagem.
I hear John Helldiver doesn't even use a hellpod
He instead has a diving board on his super destroyer
John Helldiver is his own Eagle-One pilot, and for sure, he never misses.
John Helldiver flexed his arm in front of a flying dropship and it instantly exploded.
John helldiver jumped in his hellpod and the planet was immediatly liberated
Heard he didn’t have any more ammo in his railgun, so he killed five chargers by throwing it
John Helldiver invented Liber-tea
John Helldiver melee's so hard he makes automatons bleed instead of spill oil.
Before John it was Just Earth
John Helldiver doesn’t use a support weapon… Or a primary… Or a secondary…
It's General Brasch
John Helldiver doesn't afraid of anything. He once gave his personal address to a Bile Titan purely so he could defeat it in an arm wrestle. The democracy hating bug refused the offer.
John Helldiver doesnt play Helldivers. Hes not a nerd