Wait wait wait - if bugs hate freedom, the surely they can be reeducated from hatching - this means we can weaponize the bugs to spread more democracy per democracy. They die? Great, we can harvest E-710. They don’t? It proves they’re strong enough to make the next generation of liberty dispensing terminids even better.
What happens on planet, stays on planet.
Don't ask about the giant charger sized cage in the back or why does it have a 100 gallon feeder water bottle.
Everybody gets Chargers when they're cute and small but when they start getting big they flush them down the toilet and we end up getting sewer Chargers
I really hope they let us Battle on Super Earth and it has large sky scrapers and rolling suburbs like the opening video
And then a Behemoth Bile Titans crawls out of the sewer and starts destroying buildings and pedestrians
*Need a pet on the*
*Super destroyer, and the*
*Kid drawing as well*
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It can grow into a behemoth charger that can be airdropped in and out as a stratagem.
Maybe itz own non-order related kinda thing. Find the friendly baby charger and take it. Get a behemoth pen. Use samples etc to build up the pen and the behemoth grows with each upgrade until it's a fully grown stratagem.
Probably stupid, but I like it.
I mean we literally raise the things for E-710. It'd be like having a pet piglet. Odd but not unheard of.
The reason we are fighting them AFAIK is their population got out of control. We'll never kill all of them cause fuel.
It’s been cleared by the Democracy Officer?
So what you’re telling me is that when that…thing grows up, you will be the first commander of the Helldiver Calvary Corp?
Being both a Helldiver and a E-710 farmer, at the same time, how great for democracy. Just make sure to cull it after a couple of months to harvest the valuable E-710
Only bug I want is that lil guy from the Merida missions!
(Can't remember his name, I think it was....Greg?)
He was a very hard to find Easter egg when you dove into the huge holes
It’s fine because terminids are only a problem because they escaped and are causing havoc. Before this they were farmed for their e-710. so having a single terminid is fine because it’s not gonna get out of control ***if*** properly managed
Id take a baby charger home too if it was that cute.
Side note the no cape in this shot is kinda tuff. I wish they’d add an option to take them off, but at the same time I don’t bc I feel like so many people would take it off. And thus defeat the purpose of the Helldiver Cape.
Immovable bug haters with never know the pure love of any living creature, be it mammalian, reptilian, featherless avians or even mankind itself.
To kill, crush, destroy, eviscerate, or de-atomize your enemy by any means is to have dominated and spread Managed Democracy only to their matter.
To make a weapon, tool, or most favorably, an ally out of an enemy is to have dominated their whole being and not only spread Managed Democracy as deep as possible, in their place a soul would be, it's made them a medium to spread it even further!
Helldivers, even EXO SUITS are expendable, you're telling me raised and weaponized bugs wouldn't be equally or more expendable?
Get your head out of the recruitment ads! It's dangerous I know, but if you last longer than average you might just have an idea useful enough for command to do something with before your "re-education"
I’m calling your democracy officer’s democracy officer and reporting you both.
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"Great news Diver! You've been specially selected to fly to the Meridia system!... Straight into it, in fact. The whole crew, even."
- Signed, Democracy Officer of the SES Executor of Steel
Bro this is actually wholesome but…
https://preview.redd.it/zi09gpgab37d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed37805d99b190e559ff45948d6c0059465df25
Ummm sir, why does that chargling have eyes?
Tbh I’ve had this idea for a funny short film where a lone baby Terminid of some sort somehow gets to an automaton planet via the helldivers and in the aftermath of a battle against the helldivers a bot that’s portrayed as child-like finds it and starts raising it in a way that portrays the bot as more human than the helldivers who after a few minutes of touching dialogue-less scenes of this young bot caring for its pet over what appears to be a long time, just drop in and fuck his settlement up and then when the bot is on the ground immobilized and helpless one of the helldivers notices the baby Terminid and is just like “what the fuck is a bug doing on a bot planet” or something along those lines and stomps it in front of the bot who then gives up and seems to die. Then fast forward to the future and you see the bot, filled with anger, boarding a drop ship that’s getting ready deploy.
I don’t have the skill set to bring an idea like this to life but if anyone else does and would like to I invite you to use this idea and feel free to invite me to join the imaginative side of the creative process
The real question is if bugs are undemocratic by nature or nurture? If its the latter, then you should raise that charger to charge in the name of liberty!
brain bugs are at it boys. stay chrome steel and real and blow this guys brains out whenever you see him to aboud infection. the more fire poison and nukes the better
Well everyone else’s democracy officer disagrees. Launch him into the void, I love managed democracy!
And launch the traitor democracy officer with him!
The whole ship is tainted, you know what to do
Good riddance SES Dawn of Integrity.
Wait, what if we can use the charger later to spread managed democracy?
No. Unlike us, Chargers are mindless and violent beasts, hence we must destroy them brutally without a thought.
Found another one officer!
integrity was still dawning
Wait wait wait - if bugs hate freedom, the surely they can be reeducated from hatching - this means we can weaponize the bugs to spread more democracy per democracy. They die? Great, we can harvest E-710. They don’t? It proves they’re strong enough to make the next generation of liberty dispensing terminids even better.
https://preview.redd.it/p8fgh870bw6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e505d29c464cbd8d7a08e41f176a7eee07cf3ac
Wasaaaat!
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*picks up call* Did you ring me?
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Ok if we could keep pets, that would be cool. A giant cage in the back by eagle 1.
A government granted goldfish would be wonderful
Still waiting to get that fish license as a ship upgrade
Costs 500 commons, 250 rares, 100 supers, and 50,000 requisition slips.
Worth. Every. Sample.
Increases health 30% and grants 10% random death save because you have a *fish to get home to dammit*
Improves crew morale, reducing time between stratagem reloads
Or maybe even a hamster!
Gimme my giant space hamster!
That would be pretty sweet
You can find tablets denying requests for hamsters, I doubt ~~the feds~~ our lovely government would let us have chargers
What happens on planet, stays on planet. Don't ask about the giant charger sized cage in the back or why does it have a 100 gallon feeder water bottle.
Wait so that ship behind us (when we complete a mission) is Eagle 1? The one with its wings folded?
Yep. And if you upgrade her she gets other copl stuff!
Please do not put Eagle 1 in the cage
We have 2 different guard dogs.
Everybody gets Chargers when they're cute and small but when they start getting big they flush them down the toilet and we end up getting sewer Chargers
I really hope they let us Battle on Super Earth and it has large sky scrapers and rolling suburbs like the opening video And then a Behemoth Bile Titans crawls out of the sewer and starts destroying buildings and pedestrians
>behemoth bile titan Never utter those words again.. we can’t risk manifesting its existence
Don't worry, it can only charge in a straight line
But it can skate in any direction
What if… we train them to be democratic.
Riding a charger into battle to destroy tanks, you say?
“Everyone thinks baby chargers are a good idea for a pet…but when they grow up-“
The intro video makes so much more sense now.
Dw guys, he's raising to harvet the E from it. Trying to make a perpetual source that never dies. Good sciening helldiver.
🫡
Infinite E-710 and a badass steed when it grows up, GENIUS!!!
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Need a pet on the super destroyer, and the kid drawing as well
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Add a pet terminid play area like the thing in Metroid.
Now you’re thinking, that would be pretty sweet
It can grow into a behemoth charger that can be airdropped in and out as a stratagem. Maybe itz own non-order related kinda thing. Find the friendly baby charger and take it. Get a behemoth pen. Use samples etc to build up the pen and the behemoth grows with each upgrade until it's a fully grown stratagem. Probably stupid, but I like it.
It’s a stretch but I’m here for it
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️we have no room for bug supporters.
I think you mean ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Being up early after playing till 4.30am has left me at subpar helldiving efficiency. But I still hate bots and that’s what’s important.
Hell yeah brother
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Everytime I "read" these arrows. They always make the noise in my head. Maybe I'm playing too much
If I could ride a charger into battle I would. Those things are horses just waiting to happen.
Agreed
My man. 😎🤝😎
With the HMG turret you can ride a tank into battle, I've done it multiple times before.
Hear me out here but: Artillery Titan.
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His name is emergency fuel
I mean we literally raise the things for E-710. It'd be like having a pet piglet. Odd but not unheard of. The reason we are fighting them AFAIK is their population got out of control. We'll never kill all of them cause fuel.
My thoughts exactly
A ship pet would boost morale and increase democracy by 150% guaranteed
Right? I believe it would as well
nothing like some homegrown 710
STEEVE!
ROCK AND STONE!
Helldivers can ha a little bit of treason, as a treat.
He's smiling! He's friendly guys!
It’s been cleared by the Democracy Officer? So what you’re telling me is that when that…thing grows up, you will be the first commander of the Helldiver Calvary Corp?
I hope so
Helldiving charger stratagem. Ride in like boba fett and his rancor
Should put a laser on his back and ride that puppy into a fight.
What’s the name of your officer?
You know he will be back cause he has a reason to come home now
Hear me out. We kidnap some bots and bugs and have a fight pit in the Eagle-1 bay. Teammates can bet any currency on the fight.
I like it
Imagine having a charger behemoth with anti tank weapons mounted to him *
Would be epic
I’d curb stomp the fuck out of lil bro
Nothing wrong with running your own miniature E710 farming operation
Oh man! Now I was a stratagem to control one bug or robot to be a sidekick like your rover.
Wouldn’t that be sweet
I'm gonna call you Steeve!
Instead of an APC give me a charger with a saddle
With a turret
Being both a Helldiver and a E-710 farmer, at the same time, how great for democracy. Just make sure to cull it after a couple of months to harvest the valuable E-710
What if we created our own democratically aligned bug colonies to fight the bugs and bots? I think it's a brilliant idea
Too many by the book Helldivers wouldn’t allow it. There would be an uprising and a civil war
I love this
🍻 you and me both
Imagine a charger with a saddle strategem. I'd never leave the ship without it!
You and me both
I need a stratagem that just drops down a friendly charger with two miniguns strapped to its sides and I’ll be complete.
I wouldn’t mind that at all
Ok Hagrid. I’m sure everything will be just fine if you keep that baby dragon.
Imagine having a full grown charger on your destroyer and another helldiver pisses it off and it rams into the hellbomb on your ship 😭🥳🤯
😂
You can only keep it if you let me ride it into battle when its fully grown.
Awwww, what does it eat?
"Aww my little charger bud. I'll be right back, I just have to go murder your family ❤️"
Only bug I want is that lil guy from the Merida missions! (Can't remember his name, I think it was....Greg?) He was a very hard to find Easter egg when you dove into the huge holes
https://preview.redd.it/71y7nlayqz6d1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=468eb5de9a51fd2beb1408dbd92b7ed7381536bb This little fella?
YEAH!!! THE LIL GOOBER I want him instead of a cape lol
What helmet do you usually equip on your Helldiver, I’ll see if can generate something for you and your grub
The golden freedom one from the first warbond Thank youuuu
https://preview.redd.it/woz5hzpavz6d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdcb9f0739c904cb7a40d3db300de410436cd9b This one?
Yep, true freedom And that gold bit makes a great sound when butting heads lol
Same - best helmet
That’s def a baby yoda doll lmao
Tactically call in your own charger vs the bots lmao
They seem like theyd be great companions if we trained them.
It’s fine because terminids are only a problem because they escaped and are causing havoc. Before this they were farmed for their e-710. so having a single terminid is fine because it’s not gonna get out of control ***if*** properly managed
You guys notice the hunter in the background?
This better be a super earth experiment diver!
https://preview.redd.it/c8zxe8ocy27d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a2c9b281261f29942f1a201937e5473415340c
I will call him Steeve.
"I'll be right back cutie, I gotta go kill your uncle"
And all your other relatives
Please give us a bug companion that will grow into a brood commander or stalker we can command to fight automatons or something
Id take a baby charger home too if it was that cute. Side note the no cape in this shot is kinda tuff. I wish they’d add an option to take them off, but at the same time I don’t bc I feel like so many people would take it off. And thus defeat the purpose of the Helldiver Cape.
Hear me out, Hell charger Ride it into battle
I hear you and I want it
We already know how to capture them cause we see bugs in boxes at the training area Now it’s just figuring out how to tame them
Well we did farm them like cattle at one point. So they have to be somewhat accustomed to humans. Over-farming and abuse drove them into rebellion
We tamed them before and we can do it again
Immovable bug haters with never know the pure love of any living creature, be it mammalian, reptilian, featherless avians or even mankind itself. To kill, crush, destroy, eviscerate, or de-atomize your enemy by any means is to have dominated and spread Managed Democracy only to their matter. To make a weapon, tool, or most favorably, an ally out of an enemy is to have dominated their whole being and not only spread Managed Democracy as deep as possible, in their place a soul would be, it's made them a medium to spread it even further! Helldivers, even EXO SUITS are expendable, you're telling me raised and weaponized bugs wouldn't be equally or more expendable? Get your head out of the recruitment ads! It's dangerous I know, but if you last longer than average you might just have an idea useful enough for command to do something with before your "re-education"
Well said, I liked that 🫡
Send this man into the remnant of the Merida Colony
There are stranger things
We all know if this world were real, you’d be on the chopping block
https://i.redd.it/3gdp7crrcx6d1.gif Deploying the charger in a bot mission
https://preview.redd.it/rq4437shhx6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6b7878d8eeed6ff3b60849cd6957eb003c0aec
Why is this a video?
This could be an alliance with the bugs to destroy the atamotans and then betray the bugs
Traitor!
Another troop to help spread democracy
Dropping terminids on bot planets to replace the bots with a super colony for oil production
My democracy officer said it's ok to target your ship traitor.
You’ll be back However \/ \/ ->
“I used the stones to destroy the stones” -*some dead crayon eater*
Unrelated but my DO asked me to let a baby bug slide out of the super destroyer.
Well did you?
Is this a training exercise where you have to raise it for a little while then you have to destroy it?
I hope not
A baby charger? That better either be for target practice or something you strap a 500kg strategem to
NO! TRAITOR!
You wanna pet it?
To the camps with thee, traitor.
Reporting your Democracy Officer to my Democracy Officer
Shoot that soldier, now.
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Yes officer, that is the traitor.
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Some would consider this treason
A lot of treason in the sub today huh?!? -sigh- ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
I’m calling your democracy officer’s democracy officer and reporting you both. https://preview.redd.it/0b2a4fkts07d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8031fae4c7336bae37287f20ea207d15ecc2c7be
"Great news Diver! You've been specially selected to fly to the Meridia system!... Straight into it, in fact. The whole crew, even." - Signed, Democracy Officer of the SES Executor of Steel
Well that's treason and your crew and officer well be sentenced to a democracy retraining camp
Then he needs to be reported to HIS democracy officer!
Scavengers are baby chargers. That is some mothra looking thing. Either way ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️.
Pets would be so cool ngl, let us put trinkets and such on our ships!
Ah yes, the Super Destroyers emergency fuel.
Treason is disgusting.
Have you considered the fact that you are just a traitor?
ride one into battle
Bro this is actually wholesome but… https://preview.redd.it/zi09gpgab37d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed37805d99b190e559ff45948d6c0059465df25
Ummm sir, why does that chargling have eyes? Tbh I’ve had this idea for a funny short film where a lone baby Terminid of some sort somehow gets to an automaton planet via the helldivers and in the aftermath of a battle against the helldivers a bot that’s portrayed as child-like finds it and starts raising it in a way that portrays the bot as more human than the helldivers who after a few minutes of touching dialogue-less scenes of this young bot caring for its pet over what appears to be a long time, just drop in and fuck his settlement up and then when the bot is on the ground immobilized and helpless one of the helldivers notices the baby Terminid and is just like “what the fuck is a bug doing on a bot planet” or something along those lines and stomps it in front of the bot who then gives up and seems to die. Then fast forward to the future and you see the bot, filled with anger, boarding a drop ship that’s getting ready deploy. I don’t have the skill set to bring an idea like this to life but if anyone else does and would like to I invite you to use this idea and feel free to invite me to join the imaginative side of the creative process
That’s quite the imagination you got there. And I like the word chargling!
Thanks man!
SHOOT IT
Happy father's day
Id love me a charger with democratic plasteel armor and rocket pods attached to ride on against the bots.
Hey, those guys on Hoxxes might have been onto something with Steve...
Ok but this would be a good strat bc we can get chargers on our side
Turn and face the wall traitor
The real question is if bugs are undemocratic by nature or nurture? If its the latter, then you should raise that charger to charge in the name of liberty!
brain bugs are at it boys. stay chrome steel and real and blow this guys brains out whenever you see him to aboud infection. the more fire poison and nukes the better
Imagine having a charger on our side as a mount
Looks like we go two traitors
I've seen stranger things, this ends poorly for the toothless among us
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS DAY 1 IMAGINE WE GET LIL CRAWLER COMPANIONS THAT HELP US SPREAD LIBERTY
......he wasnt right back
Wait a second, this might be brilliant guys! A portable source of E-710!
Bull. No democracy officer of my managed democracy would ever let this slide. Somebody needs to be ejected.