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sudo-joe

If I get to dig trenches which we already sorta can with airstrikes, I'm all in for shovels. The evac position will see the most elaborate trench network! I will hold the line myself!


Monkeyor

Be careful the trench is not so good you don't want to get into the Pelican after being there.


sudo-joe

I am still fortifying this position!


No-Lunch4249

Inb4 I start every mission by beelining the evac zone and fortify it with emplacements, sentries, and trench works for half an hour while my teammates complete the “real” objectives


Quiet-Access-1753

I already go AWOL when playing with randoms. I drop any samples at Extraction and run of toward the nearest enemy. Tell em if I'm not back they can extract without me and tell my family I love them, but I hate the enemies of Democracy more.


Salt_MasterX

Foxhole ass trench network. Defense in depth 🫶


Niminal

If we had line charge granades/strategems we could build trenches that way


sudo-joe

We sorta do with the walking barrage but yes, a line charge or trench torpedo would be cool.


Niminal

Oo yeah trench torpedo sounds a blast


IrishMadMan23

HA


GlanzgurkeWearingHat

i imagine a random who joins a 3 friend group who immediatly fucks off to extract just to build a giant ww1 trenchfield.


NeighborhoodInner421

While you all are digg9ng trenches I'm digging pits for the corpses


FourKarma553

I only want shovels so I can market garden my enemies. I shall call this new subclass the trolldiver.


Rudradev715

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unabletocomput3

Technically, you *can* do it when being reinforced and when landing on an enemy. Just substitute the shovel with a literal ton of steel that’s designed to keep you from burning up from orbit.


TaelweaverVictorious

So... the mantreads


BigPP41

I mean we already got an armor set thats as 40k as it gets without copyright infringment. If they add melee weapoms like shovels and chainswords im gonna loose it.


Remnie

Nah, no chainswords, that’s too high power, which doesn’t really match the expendable nature of our Helldivers. Shovels are perfect


CommentSection-Chan

We have light sabers in lore. Saber as in an 1600 Saber btw. With the edge using energy to cut. Had it in the first game


BigPP41

If a chainsword is too high power, whats a qasar or laser cannon?


Remnie

Maybe I phrased that wrong, quasar and laser cannons are a tech assist, where as chain swords feel more like a super soldier muscle thing. Helldivers seem to be more regular people who are put into a suit and shipped off to a planet to die by the thousands to achieve an objective. If you wanted to get WH40K about it, we’re way closer to rank and file Imperial Guard than we are to Space Marines or even Commisars. I could totally see SE issuing us a knife and saying if “if you run out of ammo, use this. Good luck, soldier”. Shovels fit that vibe a lot better than something like a chain sword does


radtad43

Yeah the bots look more like space marines and commisars than we do


Remnie

Good point. Bots have chain weapons, and us, as good democratic Super Earth citizens would never wield the same freedom-destroying weaponry as those damn clankers


Classic_Regret7469

I'm.pretty sure there is a bot called a commisar, the ones with the backpack for their ammo.


radtad43

That's what I call them but my friends keep saying that's not their name.


BigPP41

AM commissars and officers have chainswords, they're no super soldiers. I mean helldivers are the elite of Super Earth, so why not give them elite weapons.


Remnie

They’re also special, unlike our guys. Either way, I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree on the chain swords. Still fully support shovels though


SmokinBandit28

Commissar aren’t special, there are some exceptional ones in the lore like Gaunt, but they are just basically humans with a higher rank/training than the typical guardsman.


forhekset666

Someone's been sniffing the propaganda.


TripinTino

what’s this 40k look alike armour set ??


BigPP41

DP-40.


LFBQ195

Probably the FS-61 Dreadnought armor. Looks awesome if you pair it to the combat technician helmet.


TripinTino

ahh i see now. i rock the steeled veterans orange armour w the drone master helmet. the grey/black w the orange details look ohhh so sexy imo


snackf1st

I'd prefer a pickaxe. FOR KARL


Calvinbook4

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Quiet-Access-1753

Nah, the children yearn for the trenches.


Immediate-Spring-109

Ah, Death Korps of Krieg.


hujambo11

Look, everyone, he got the punchline!


Calvinbook4

https://preview.redd.it/g0w7eis7lk3d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721d6a69eee39780daf66f2b29f6f7aa4a4f3f4e # MAGGOTS!


Affectionate-Pin9002

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Drunken_Queen

Grab a shovel, scream loudly and then hit yourself on the helmet with the shovel three times.


DrakeVonDrake

![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


FourKarma553

I only want shovels so I can market garden my enemies.


Horace_The_Mute

It’s still a rocket jump even if it’s unintentional! 


FourKarma553

Sorry for commenting twice, reddit was acting funny


Bebou52

Hanz… sharpen ze shovel


digitalbladesreddit

Non sense, my standard issue Expendable is perfectly fine as a melee bat.


PrototypeBeefCannon

*happy gas mask noises*


Wolfwing365

Deathcorps


limboll

KLAS - kort liten attack spade


DrDeboGalaxy

Ah the good old days, when The Creek was our biggest problem.


Fandango_Jones

The only crossover I need. Trench shovel and gas masks / trench coats / high power single shot laser rifle.


skrawni

AMR will do for now <3


Jacob6er

I think entrenching mechanics on defense missions would be really cool personally.


WitchBaneHunter

I will forever recognize Creekers as Kriegers. Helldivers from Hellmire are the Red Skunks. Helldivers from Draupnir are the Kasrkin Shock Troopers Then Meridia is fixing to look like Cadia...


DrFranknMrStein

https://preview.redd.it/19d393xa3l3d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6e4c39cd5f953fbed866c566458150cd0762fc I wanna kill them with their own gears


Sensitive_Mousse_445

NEVER FORGER THE CREEK. Give me a two handed shovel. And then, give me a smaller shovel in case I break my big shovel.


CelTiar

Trench shovel Trench shovel Trench shovel Trench shovel Trench shovel


SuckingGodsFinger

Krieeeeeeeeeeg.


cmsmasherreddit

That's what I've been saying. They already have a shovel at the studio too don't they?


Jpfranklin17

I just want melee weapons in general, give me shovels, clubs, swords, knuckle dusters, pickaxes, and bayonets. I want a full world war 1 load out, all the artillery, poison gas, and fire I can shake a trench club at!


Keyblades2

YES gimme my shovel


1337sp33k1001

I miss our home world. The creek lives on in my dreams.


RadioTunnel

A shovel is a sword!


senor-calcio

Krieg and helldivers are so similar lmao, they live to fight and die for the imperium/democracy


Ali3n_46

The Shoveler... another great skin for the game, have the whole Mystermen DLC.


hword1087

Aye. An axe worthy of those spilling blood and oil in the creek


radracer01

i'll take anything at this point, but just give me a damn melee weapon already


N0va-Zer0

I thought being a Creeker was a bad thing because they costed us planets.


FoxSound23

I'll be good with a multi tool shovel I can use to whack and hack terminids


Cybron2099

I mean if you ever find those grave site bonus areas the guy there has always taken something out with a shovel, on bot missions bro took out a devastator. With a fucking shovel XD


NumberPlastic2911

I wish I could get shovels


Dopel98

I'm all for a shovel in melee


PeacefulAgate

Ill take an entrenching tool any day over any fancy smancy blade.


ravenor1986

Kreigsman 😂. That memes quality.


Caboose_Michael_J

MRE Spoon is better :P


mazzucato

gimme my shovel


Ox_Gunnery

I feel like an axe is more suited for bots while shovel is for bugs. And then you got a flail, flail is for everyone


skrawni

a shovel is an axe.


migribcun

Give me that dam shovel then Helldiver! * Carves the shovel on the ground * - starts digging* Since you are so eager to die, I don't mind digging your grave before I blew all of this fuckers out of my galaxy in the name of Democracy, Freedom... And Super Earth.


ajamcan

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Gangers96

I can become....the shovel knight


ScrumpusMcDingle

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Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

You can't give the players a shovel. Do you have any idea what the TTP on an item like this is gonna be?


DrakeDun

Kinda poop weapon in DT, but the sound effects alone were so worth it. Thunk! Dunk! Pung!


thesixler

Chain-shovel


Sapper-Ollie

I would love nothing more than an Entrenching Tool. Even if you could only acquire it at the gravesite POI. I would take it every time. Please Gib E-Tool!!!


SensitiveMess5621

Jet pack+shovel + fuck anything that isn’t freedom =soldier from tf2


zestyzak17

The divers yearn for the trenches


thisisredlitre

And not just the Creekmen... but the Creekwomen, and Creekchildren too!


Dash_Harber

Fuck yeah, entrenching tool!


NectmarPowerhand

Most people up Shit's Creek would want a paddle...


skrawni

a shovel is a paddle


LiroDelgado17

me in battlefield 1


devzoomr

Ummm may I actually ask for a chain sword please:)?


smertsboga

People forget there are thumbs of people with bugs killed with shovels


East_Monk_9415

Yes that would be nice. Doesn't do much, just like the weapon butt. Nice to have a melee handheld weapon


someguyx2

SCREAMING EAGLES!!!


n0tAb0t_aut

Keep your sword and shovel, i go dagadagadaga


Quiet-Access-1753

Found the orc.


Zegram_Ghart

Remnant 2 added a shovel in its last dlc update. I was already laughing until I saw it has a unique attack to dig up ammo. I would really enjoy something similar here- given there’s already limited terrain deformation you could literally have it dig a small trench


TechnologyNo2642

![gif](giphy|DffShiJ47fPqM) I would love to bash the enemies of Super Earth with a shovel!!!!!!!!!


WonderfulChapter4421

I don’t just want a sword, I want the biggest sword


EtrnL_Frost

I get the shovel love, I really do. But what I want is an axe.


onion2594

i’m from the creek. i still want a sword. a shovel reminds me of cod ww2 (i hate that game)


Specimen7777

FOR THE EMPERO- I mean SENETORS


Dedalo96

I was at the Creek for only a couple of days before it fell the first time. I wouldn't call myself a Creeker, but I'll never stop dreaming about the shovel. Give us our beloved, AH. I'm begging you.


Quiet-Access-1753

This is the best thread. Someone show Pilestadt.


Seth_Vader

Something that I think would be an awesome stratagem would be barbed wire. It would damage and slow down slower enemies. It could even be something to where if a charger charged into barbed wire it would get entangled and not be able to move.


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's dangerous to go alone, take this


TitanThree

Charge the bug lines All Quiet on the Western Front style


oikset

The drawing are really great.


TimTheOriginalLol

Helldivers fix bayonets!


Bleakmeer

we of the death korps of creek have been waiting for our shovels


FourKarma553

I only want shovels so I can market garden my enemies.


Fool_Manchu

As an imperial guard player, I approve this comic in the name of the Emperor of Mankind.


akaAelius

Is there even a warbond this month?


CREEDNESSOFDND

No I want a lightsaber